Ocarina of Time Lon Lon Ranch Theme Orchestrated (Z.R.E.O.)

[SomeWriterGuy]

All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

[SomeWriterGuy]

Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES!

All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass.

Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full!

[SomeWriterGuy]

Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head

Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite!

Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate.

[SomeWriterGuy]

One day, while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and made him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever!

Woody said, "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU."

Andy said, "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!"

[dabear1020]

I don't have a lot of things set on in my life, but if I ever get a horse, the name is going to be Epona. 

[doublek642]

Me: *Walks up to Gorman*

Gorman: *Rotates around* "EH?!!" *Troll face*

Me: 0_0'

Gorman: *Walks away hilariously*

[TheHucore]

@doublek642 shut up nerd

[doublek642]

@TheHucore Wtf

[p3tr3nkoJR]

i love this game, and this song.

[tommal64]

to the 3ds i know that is the notes

[tommal64]

A X Y A X Y are the notes to the song :D i miss it

[LittleAl016]

If only there were a ranch like area in Skyward Sword.

[ThatPokeyGuy]

-^w^-

[TheWorldIsYoursxxX]

all those toys...DEAR GOD

[darkwingcena]

lon lon ranch

[darkwingcena]

one great song love it

[monketron]

One day, while Andy was masturbating........

[bobtnineseven]

Whenever I hear this song I picture myself out on a farm, nothing to do, laying on my back, and looking up at the stars while friends sit around the fire and share memories. Such a great song

[MrAlexd123]

@bobtnineseven me 2 exept that's my sister's dream with her bff callie and her future guy and i pictured zelda's daughter outside and hugging the young epona soo peaceful i want to see link sit around his kingdom and sit next to epona and say epona me and you will keep on riding and saving the day

[xJT94x]

im going to start a farm and this will be playing 24/7

[blackevanuz]

<3



[nintendoprofessor94]

I'm sure this song is popular in Texas!

[1375Xarel]

*has a piece of hay in his mouth* Yep... Gonna be a good day Epona.

[littlekuriboh21]

Reminds me of Texas!

[pacuuuuu3real]

SO freaking beautiful!!!!

[PMMillard]

Eargasm....

[spamkinglol]

Cherry is my favorite!

[insecureflaky]

Seems that Ganon hit the wrong button Twice

[epicfailnou]

I can't listen to this music without thinking of cherry flavored lube anymore...

[MrTannhauser0]

@epicfailnou ....what?

[forevergamergirl]

@epicfailnou I'm impressed that you can control a virtual horse ride and use lubricant at the same time.

[jmj540]

@epicfailnou WHY WOODY

[invisimario]

@epicfailnou this made me not want to watch the video... and wtf is cherry lube?

[epicfailnou]

@invisimario

I would think cherry flavored lube is pretty obvious...

[zetawatch]

@epicfailnou thats what she said

[deadrisinglol]

MEEM

[jmj540]

WHY DID U HAVE TO STICK WOODY UP YOUR ASSHOLE, ANDY?

[PeterDivine]

@jmj540 You know, I barely have any childhood connection to either Toy Story OR Ocarina of Time, and I'm STILL scarred knowing now what dark things are fabricated about them in the recesses of the Internet.

I pity the poor soul who grew up with Woody as an icon or this as one of their favorite OoT songs.

[iMakeEmRage]

Looks like 2 people grew up with a playstation

[DeathrangeMcNugget]

I made a second account just to like it again

[GravitySqueeze2011]

next time i goto the country im gonna play this shit on my mp3 while horseback riding



[zerocell911]

Zelda fan since 1988! I'm such a fan, I was a fan at birth!

[FanOfLinkAndZelda]

This music is so beautiful that when I hear it .. I cry when I think back to Epona Ranch LonLon .. .. And so I want to live like them to Hyrule, the royal castle .. Kokiri Forest ... Zora river ... Mount risk .... I like the legend of zelda ocarina of time .. = '(♥ ...

[PMMillard]

Zelda fan since I could walk.

[Zealnor]

Zelda fan since 2002 ! Bring good memories !

[73Goku]

*OOOOOOOOOOOO* <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[TYtofate]

zelda fan since 1996 when i played it for the first time

[Not18Im13]

@TYtofate I played it in like 1999 or 2000 idk lol it was MM

[none2401]

This song is sweet!

Zelda fan since Feb 24 2011!

[FaithoftheAir]

Is it just me, or is Epona a freaken ENORMOUS horse? Like seriously. OO'

[Heraldtothequeen]

@FaithoftheAir war horse man

[xcodelyokox]

Two people disliked this.

[sk8t3xas]

To me, Epona is one of the mane characters. Am I right?

[snaredrums123]

@sk8t3xas

Stop horsing around, you're acting like a foal.

[TonitheTater]

@snaredrums123 My lawd. That was so corny.

xD

[snaredrums123]

@TonitheTater

Oh come one, get off your high-horse!!

[ToonLinkMaster3000]

@sk8t3xas agreed shes been in almost every zelda game

[TheEnjoiPandolin]

@sk8t3xas Fucking genius

[Thehalopianoplayer]

@sk8t3xas lol, foget shiek or zelda. I need my orange horse

[lliart]

@sk8t3xas that was a good joke!! "mane" lolz

[MrAvalerin]

@sk8t3xas ...........hehehehehehe, characters.

[ollydarice]

@sk8t3xas

ahahha i get it.. "mane" characters

[svett89]

@sk8t3xas I see what you did there!

[marioclub12]

@sk8t3xas I see what you did there



[byx2222]

@sk8t3xas Yes, of course you are right? Why aren´t you right? ;)

[Unl0gisch]

2 people didnt get that Ingo and Talon are Mario and Luigi

[DeathrangeMcNugget]

Srry. fan

[DeathrangeMcNugget]

One of the best games of all time. I am proud to say that I'm a LoZ Dan

[doublek642]

2 people were ambushed by chickens.

[byx2222]

@doublek642 Now 3 peoples, who don´t have culture. ;)

[wolfthehunter65]

What idiot disliked this beautiful song?!

It has so much meaning and emotion in it.

Truly beautiful.

[DarkYoshi67]

@madchocobo12 And if your a kid, after drinking, fling your arm way back

[PixelCucumber]

its hard to believe but it sounds even better on the 3ds

[PixelCucumber]

epic relaxation music

[monketron]

One day, while Andy was masturbating....

[BombBakers]

@monketron what are you talking about?

[SpawnThemAll]

"All the toys went inside of poor, screaming Andy..."

[MrILOVEBEINGPURPLE]

"Link! Get off of 'MAH LAWN'!" lol

[CinematicallyUnhappy]

i have to go now...epona needs me

[backupcop]

reminded more of the Romani Ranch

[blue3tooth]

Love the country tune to it xD

[deadpoolpwn]

I'm going to camp outside of EB Games on June 18th to be the first one to get OoT 3D :D

[maarten93008]

@deadpoolpwn good luck with that

*Blank stare*

If you see a blonde dude sitting infront of you , Say

Hey marty is that you!?

;) Just sayin

[jungyman365]

This is what I consider to one of the most beautiful pieces of music in the world.

[EpicRaidersOfWoW]

It was like 10 pm when I got to the part where you needed Epona..... I tried to get the horse and fell asleep trying. THIS SONG IS POWERFUL.

[WegraX]

:04 was an excellent touch

[asoftoday101]

why does this song bring a small tear to my eye? Because this was back when developers actually put a true storyline into their games. nowadays they just remake the same game over and over again and put as much emotion into them as a carrot. WHY CAN'T WE HAVE HAVE ANOTHER GAME LIKE THIS! I Could care less about the graphics i just want a game that can let me be so imerssed in the story that i think about weeks afterward. I just wish that my kids who can experience this quality of games. i'm done

[buizel009]

2 people never understood the name lon lon ranch

[linkblade0]

@azf94

Because game designers seem to have forgotten how to make games that lull us in and trap us in their majesty. Everyone is either about it being family friendly or about the graphics. Truly the golden era of fantasy games is sadly over.

[passionbythemusic]

this song is very, very beautifil it relax me, hear it is be in the sky, very beautiful, excelent song

[legogamer98]

I love the reference to OoT in TP. In OoT, link plays this song on the ocarina, and it calls epona. In TP, the country boy link plays this song on a..... weed...(?) and it calls epona.

[rebelfighter10]

If farmers, and ranch-owners listen to this song all day, and/or it plays in their head all day... Makes me want to move out into the open fields, eh?

[DjMutalisk]

▲◄ ►▲ ◄ ► !

[fullmetalgirl1234]

2 people were killed by cucos

[TheNineva]

*DO NOT ATTACK THE CHICKENS*

[Mindfreak08200]

Zelda OOT beats Call of Duty and other games !

[pcutta1016]

@Mindfreak08200 thats going a bit to far

[ybrrider]

@pcutta1016 nope, he is right

[RahNinjaBlade]

I am just crying to this song...in a very good way... :') *sniff* gotta love Ocarina of Time

[narutofan9tf]

childhood memories 

[jagensan]

This actually made me smile so much I started crying ^_^

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

@jagensan the fuck

[MrJangofett66]

@jagensan i agree, this song was just was so beuatiful, i just couldnt take it anymore, i cried, remembering the good times, which was why i favorited it cuz u no, the song? im just gonna keep hearing this song over and over again. (and eventually cry)

[Zigej]

Reminds me of Harvest Moon Lol

[batursi]

So farmy and old.

I LOVE IT

[NinjaKitsunes]

Ahhh, All I need is a glass of lemonade and maybe the feilds with this on my ipod and I'm set for a relaxed day.

[Ichigo1516]

When I hear this song, I see Malon, Epona, Ingo, The horses, Talon, and of course Link. This song sends me there. Makes me feel at peace. Giving me a little something to get me through the day, but unfortunatly my cisit to hyrule is a short one in which I will treasure every moment of my stay.

[Ichigo1516]

There is no dislike button only a DIS I LIKE button

[sujetoXD]

T.T

[thingforvids]

two people are dumb cod mainstream gamers who never had a childhood.

[BREEZAR428]

this reminds me of lil young link and epona and that farm girl

[bubbatheloveable]

thumbs up if you're hyped for Ocarina of Time 3D

[MultiSonicmario]

2 peoples don't know what is Lon Lon Ranch 

[Mythinu]

This made my cry tears of JOY! TvT

[RedYoshiReturns]

I used to have a crush on Malon....Good times

[TheMrOmnicide]

perfect

[ihatecolereynolds]

Much better than the orchestra version on the soundtrack.

[shiniqua0102]

HOW COULD ANYONE DISLIKE THIS SONG???

[shiniqua0102]

The wonderful memories of a better time...

[jimmyeatmars]

I bought a N64 and Oot cause I missed playing the game so much and it doesn't work :'( Every day is the day i could have beaten Ingo :'(

[Xanimorugi]

@jimmyeatmars Why don't you just get an emulator?

[jimmyeatmars]

@Xanimorugi I've thought about it but I just kinda think it would ruin the experience playing it on a computer rather then a tv like the good old days :L

[BrokenMasterSword]

@jimmyeatmars hey look on the bright side. Its coming out for the 3ds :D

[BrokenMasterSword]

@jimmyeatmars and its on the game cube

[MirageDragon1600]

WOODY'S GOT WOOD

[clydecromey]

Beautiful! I wish Link and Malon/Epona were made for each other.

[LikeColdFire]

Epona.

Epona.

Malon is ha-awt.

B)

[JCFoltz]

I wanna play N64 agian *wishes he knew where his N64 was* <.<

By the way hope u don't mind me putting this onto my Fav's/Channel

Hopefully u'll get even more views.

[kirua21]

I want to live in a ranch, NOW

[0KaeporaGaepora0]

epona, epona, epona my horse.

She won't let you ride her,

just play her this song.

Lon lon ranch,

lon lon ranch.

come and get your milk.

the chickens have super powers

come and play.

[Majorbigt7]

I could fall asleep to this song. Like out in the fields one day away from the city. And after a long day of trying to do something new in life, you just look up to the crisp sky above you. The stars shining down, your belly filled with your favorite dinner. Nothing left to do now is to relax and enjoy the one life you have. Enjoy it to the fullest. :)

[MiyuSayumitsu]

@Majorbigt7

said like a true offspring of nature :)<3

[fkagahsdfs]

@Majorbigt7 that 'dinner' thing a cd-i reference? lolz

[Indiegirl007]

@Majorbigt7 GOD, that fit the song perfectly. You, are a poet.

[Styx9001]

@Majorbigt7 Thanks for that XD

[Laurelindo]

@Majorbigt7 I agree!

Also add riding on lookout around Hyrule like a proud hero in the mornings and having Malon as your girlfriend, that would seriously be a perfect life.

[SteelMechorillaVids]

@Majorbigt7 :( Saddening that life can't be like that...

[damb2]

@Majorbigt7 dude reading that i almost cry you know

[ThePokefan130]

@Majorbigt7 i couldnt agree with u even more dude i live out in the country and i hum this song night and day i even play it on the ocarina and i beleive that no matter what anyone says these songs affect our lives in a very nice way they did to me

[santaduck151]

@Majorbigt7 that was the most beautiful comment I ever read

[sailormew2000]

2 people couldn't beat Ingo in the horse race.

[VoltageTHD]

@sailormew2000 INGO IS FIRE LUIGI :D

[GoWithTh3Flow]

@sailormew2000

No, 2 people are just plain fucking retarded. No other excuse.

[Tigertylar105]

@sailormew2000 lol i couldnt for about a week and i liked this :)

[maybeIfailed]

Hey, how come in this version, there's a violin, but on the Zreo website, it's replaced by an accordion?

[maybeIfailed]

Zreo is now one of my bookmarks. Great music there...

[poscentemarco]

fantastic...

[Bissemandk]

i think this sounds like some from kingdom hearts...

[Coolpanic45]

@Bissemandk Other way

[maybeIfailed]

2 people played this game on an emulator.

[HyperShadic89]

@maybeIfailed i played it on an emulator and i loved it,

[Guateparasiempre1]

Haha I'm about to go buy a used n64 today i think and i have the zelda game! :D I'm so excited! I'm 19 and now I get to be a kid again and relive some of the best times of my life playing this game! :)

[tehnubster69]

I want to kill my self and be reincarnated into this game....

[JasmineStevens]

habia otra version no? que al fondo tmb se escuchaba trotar al caballo y relinchar,

[TheSergeiTrapForce]

Holy shit this song makes me feel so sad and happy at the same time... EPONA COME TO ME!!!

[dridri911]

nostalgia

[7URTY]

for a horse, epona is RIPPED

[idrispower]

My Ballz......

[darroth42]

GAWD i hope they never make a shitty zelda movie.

the world doesn't need another "super mario brothers." *shudder*

[linkblade0]

@darroth42

I agree, the animated series were bad enough.... *Cringe*

@TheSergeiTrapForce

I'll provide backup!

[afancymudkip]

i miss the feeling of playing this game all day long.

[Luxord322]

2 people got run over by epona

[Donnamichaeljackson]

I'm starting to like horses <3