Cobra Commander for President!

[CitizenZero00]

OMFG I figured it out..DICK CHENEY is Cobra Commander

[marek0086]

"Hail Cobra!.... COOOOOBRA!!!"

LOL Alex is hilarious!

[RLiebenstein1]

Is that Nick Rockefeller?

[TheZenoEffect]

erm.. Am confused. I didn't watch the 'Super Bowl'.

Is this the new 'GI Joe: Retaliation' trailer?

[buff24seven]

i love it!!!

great video Alex.

[RadioIlluminaticom]

Cobra for President 2012!

[acolytes777]

99,152 views

[silencerainbows]

cool vid! That's how pathetic the global leaders really are!

[Marspyramids]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[tafw]

(at 99,146 views, 1,633 likes, 93 dislikes)

some activist music  1,633 likes, 93 dislikes

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[frenchvolkisch1]

I love Adolf Hitler

[mgofthefc]

"Ms. Napolitano, oops sorry to reveal your identity." LOLOLOL

[MStawski3d]

Hail to the Cobra Commander !

[ascetic43]

Cough drop...? ;)

[redpoostain]

COOOOOOBRA!!!!

[azeivio]

cooooooooooooooooooooooooobra coooooooooooooooooooooobra you puny pathetic inbaceals i rule the wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooorld

[HansFriedrichKammler]

Get the C.I.A on the phone right now

and have them hail COBRAAA

i laughed so hard

[AyeSkyeTech]

ALEX .... I AM YOUR FATHER...

[CaliforniaCarpenter7]

Quite possibly the greatest video of all time.

Well...

Except for sneezing panda.

[sbeast64]

Redneck, British Royalty and now Cobra Commander. You should go into voice acting!

[blotto85]

97,517 views!

Cooooooooooooobra for President 2012!!!!!!

[AcousticMonster]

I'm not a fan of Alex. I think he is for real paranoid, or just plain pandering. But this is funny. CoBRA!

[NerdInHisShoe]

9:40  haha love it!

[PyR0Star]

This is a classic, an instant fav. I show it to people to show that Cobra Commander is running for president and some people believed me. =D

[katiemarienelson9730]

Anonymous

By

Government

Corruption

NSA will reveal classified military technology with Obama's and Bilderburg if you expose Obama's crimes against the USA!

[katiemarienelson9730]

If you expose Obama, Michelle or Bilderburg they will reveal military technology to you in attempt to get you tortured!

[katiemarienelson9730]

Michelle Obama uses satellite microwave hearing on me from Canada with the Bushes yelling and screaming at me. Then she turns around and has an article on the news "she is tired of the angry African American stereotype" The same as Obama used the subliminal message in his 2008 Manchester New Hampshire speech "die now and I am your saviour" Then first thing he says after inauguration is "contrary to popular belief I was not born in a manger" I have found hundreds of cases of this!

[katiemarienelson9730]

I proved to everyone from FBI,CIA,Homeland Security, DOD inspector General,National Reconnaissance office and all levels of government that Obama has committed crimes against the USA for profit with the Bilderburg's and Rothchild family. The problem is the NSA is involved and those sobs control everything!

[katiemarienelson9730]

The actual truth will shock you the nsa and obama have sold this country out with bilderburg for profit. They are attacking me with satellites because I exposed oboma's voter fraud! Bilderburg amd the rothchild family is trying gain control over all of Americas Defense Department and obama is hand in hand.

[3DWHIZZ]

@xxxserialxxx Hmmmmm, seems to me being serious has had limited effect, so what the hell, a little dark humor can't be any less effective.

This is meant to be a joke, taken seriously.

[Grinlathak]

90 People like the idea of paying Cobra Commander to breath.

[lou4brew]

and now, a rebuttal from Starscream...

[RynnSmyth]

@lou4brew HAHAHAHA! Very nice! 10 points for you. :)

[daxleolisa]

nice to see alex still has a sense of humour, i know all this tyranny gets him mad it does me to but you should always take time out to ridicule them fascist idiots. and your stuff is not only watched in the US but also here by brits like me in the UK keep up the good work alex.

[dramey03]

COBRA!! COBRA!!!! COBRA!!!!!!!!

HAIL COBRA!

i LOVE that voice

[dramey03]

holy shit dude doing cobras voice freaking nailed it!

[dramey03]

is this an ad for gi joe?

[FeelGood30]

Cobra Commander, Serpentor, Golobolus, Pythona=Reptilians

...Another glaring case of truth being presented as fantasy.

[WritersofRioGrande]

The sad part is we have rule cobra commanders lustin to rule over us. And they have no idea how ridiculous they really are

[adecal3]

excellent cobra voice, but AJ forget to respeak normally then !

[baza1701]

you can tell alex is trying hard not laugh..

[baza1701]

you can hardly tell ...its Watson... he can hide his British accent well... LOL

[mobspeak]

lame

[UltimatePeyton501]

90 people love Cobra Commander.

[CongressBeta]

@UltimatePeyton501 WRONG!!! 104!

get your facts right!

[3DWHIZZ]

@CongressBeta ...WIERDO alert!

[CongressBeta]

@3DWHIZZ DUMBASS alert!

five year olds need to get off youtube

[3DWHIZZ]

@CongressBeta .....I agree, Five year old's should not be subject to the likes of you.

[CongressBeta]

@3DWHIZZ Ok its just a Troll people!

carry on...

[3DWHIZZ]

Nor should anyone else for that matter.

[HighDefS]

HAHAHA, I can't breathe!

BEST

VIDEO

EVER!

Alex, this is awesome!

[thinkagain777]

For more AMAZING STUFF, watch THESE VIDEOS!

-The Age Of The Earth: youtube.com/watch?v=hyLAdo1INc­k

-The Garden Of Eden: youtube.com/watch?v=XbbnevDWv6­I

-Dragons(or ‘’dinosaurs’’) in History: youtube.com/watch?v=SvrAINXKs6­U

-Lies In The Textbooks: youtube.com/watch?v=MZsB0fFlde­8

-The Dangers Of This Theory: youtube.com/watch?v=E2QA9iuv2n­A

-The Logical ’’Theory’’: youtube.com/watch?v=TzG4CPwuKM­U

-Questions & Answers:

Part 1: youtube.com/watch?v=ulp9CekKqN­E

Part 2: youtube.com/watch?v=p3CIuhBSR8­E

[ProMajtas]

@thinkagain777 Hovind stuff? GOOD STUFFFF  ;)

[buskinon]

wtf is this stuff ???

[1Invayne]

LMAO!!! Screw the Cobra, I'm voting Vermin Supreme!

[JustJust2D]

it just keep jumping around, wtf. 

[JustJust2D]

89 181 Wt????

[JustJust2D]

86 246

[luc59457]

@14convoy My sister is also very traditional, I would not expect her to understand much of what I say, world related.

[luc59457]

@14convoy I don't blame my parents though.My parents understand what is going on and will once in a while,talk about it.They don't like to that often, because they are at that age, they just want to live the rest of their lives,you must understand,age often reduces ambition towards these things (as time and lack of action trails on) My grandparents though, are so traditional and stuck on the status quo,that they are considered even more disconnected when it comes to the monetary system

[luc59457]

@14convoy Agreed 105%.. Parents are largely to blame and yes the partying above getting things done is a big issue. America has not ever been known as a really productive nation. Heck we have shows on tv showing office people chatting while at work, secretly going on their iphone, in places like China, people would get fired for this instantly. In America, we often enough let laziness slide. Our C.E.O's are lazy, Youtube and Goog staff are lazy compared to what they could be.

[TheAlexJonesChannel]

87,293 views

[CapitalistOverlord]

@TheAlexJonesChannel WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD

[DREDD2001AD]

Alex YOU ROCK

Check Out My Revolution Song

[JustJust2D]

85 886  views now

[pittspilot2]

Don't give up your day job.

Oops,this is your day job.

Infowars has become like watching mainsteam media.

The beauty with the internet is if I don't go there, I never have to see it again.

I used to be a big fan, now you guys have finally lost me.

Check out Max Igan's channel,(aodscarecrow) same message without the hype and hysteria.

Bye Bye.

[evilsadvocate]

79,129? fuck you youtube

[moonsalam]

..hi alex..glad i can speak to you..time is runing short...very..i ask of you as a friend of the truth to declare Tax resistance open.

[anthonyjthorne]

Hey folks, the video JUST WENT DOWN FROM 81,570 TO 79,129! NWO haters keep on hating!!

[SHADOWWARRIORDOTCOM]

hahahahaha great video alex your the best :)

[amm8399]

i love this video this is like my 6 or 7 time watching it

[moonsalam]

wtf

[n310ea]

79,129 views now.

[TheAlexJonesChannel]

81,570 views

[daz648]

@TheAlexJonesChannel

79,129 ?

[MsLegaC]

1:28 HAHAHAHAHA

[Grinlathak]

*UPDATE* 85 slaves now have stock in Cobra Global Enterprises. What an awesome upgrade to the GOP our serpentine supreme commander shall be!

HAAAIILL COBRA! HAAIIIILLL COBRA!!!

[OUWATZAHLE08]

heil cobra alex jones rules :) hehehehe

[TheAlexJonesChannel]

68,647 views

[ProMajtas]

@TheAlexJonesChannel Just proves that you are legit. Listener 13 months. 17 yrs old

[taxfatcats]

Does Alex Jones have a puppy?

[megamorphg]

haha thank you alex for the laughs, i know this goes out to your favorite viewers: US (the ones who already are aware of flanked, forced globalized forces)

[areki38]

Love the Cobra Commander uniform, where did he get that?

[calisse245]

@areki38 Probably in some Dollarrama store !!! LOL !!!

[blondieo80]

AJ got his part in C n C generals 2

[JORDANSAGESVLOG]

Truth = fiction & fiction = truth.

[SOCALLEDDESTINY]

aj does a sweet impression of cobra commander.

[blondieo80]

satire and news don't mix well..... lol

[SOCALLEDDESTINY]

wheres serpentor?lmao

[DaaG00n]

Keep hitting 5 on the keyboard. lol

[luc59457]

If you think you haven't ever seen pedophile politicians on Tv, even CNN, you need to open your eyes,

[luc59457]

Forum in Garden Grove, California. At the time, I wasn't aware of the extent and pervasiveness of satanic ritual abuse among powerfully connected, wealthy, and prominent individuals in this country and the incredible number of children that are snatched from American streets and never heard from again. They are taking away the innocence because did you think wealthy people were not selfish and think about their own pleasures. Sick fucks, they don't dare to watch what people say about them.

[luc59457]

USA governments secret Child Sex Ring.. It's still going on. Google: Conspiracy of silence. This government is more corrupt than you think

[luc59457]

Alex, you are 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­0000000000000000000000000 x's more worthy to watch than coughlan616

[luc59457]

Coughlan616 looks up to you Alex Jones, he looks up to your satire and he wants to be just like you, as cool and as popular with the people as you. But he'll always be a wannabe.

[luc59457]

LMAO, I am making the comments disappear from the top fast ! Want to know how? If you see a dumb comment at only 2 thumbs up you have the choice to drop it right away by: Giving it a thumbs down or keep it at the top by b: giving it a thumbs up.. It's only when it's 2 thumbs up, then you can be the decider.

[irondmax]

hire the best crook for the job, why not. all amounts to the same president

[54Representa]

I couldn't take it after, " I agree with Al Gore.....Al Gore has severed us well." HAHAHAHA

[luc59457]

@54Representa Fuck Al Gore

[54Representa]

@luc59457 Naw dude I feel bad, It seems like he doeskin have alot of friends,.

[luc59457]

Seems like Davidsfarm was considered a good guy to Scott Rubin and the youtube staff as they supported him for far too long knowing the truth, and made him thousands upon thousands of dollars. Scott Rubin refused (Hid) to answer any dealing with Davdsfarm. No shit he would hide.

[TerroristTheatre]

Serpent references? Dam spooky, Yip, He is really a nice guy though, Can get you into hell real easy these days I hear, Take care.

[luc59457]

@TerroristTheatre You hear lots of "shit" you are the common human

[luc59457]

The QofE is a bigger criminal than any serial killer. She has been the result of many lives suffering every day, many lives lost, much lost potential in the world. Can anyone say, off with her head?

[luc59457]

Eric Schmidt is a dictator and I have the exact quote from him to constantly smere his name. I will continue until Eric works at mcdonalds as his only option

[luc59457]

If there's a God, and this god is good.. Google, Youtube, The Fed, the royal british monarchy, the US treasury, The royal mint, the Canadian human rights commission and the list goes on, if God is Good, These organizations must royally upset him/her/it/they

[luc59457]

Youtube/Google concept: Less interaction, more disconnection equals more potential ads clicks. We have to make people feel they have no other option left than to click on those ads: Youtube and Google are massively corrupted. Scott Rubin the Pedo supporter and Eric Schmidt must be fired immediately. No more damage needs to be done. They need to hire Alex jones to fix their service. Because the people running it now, are no better than murderers and rapists.

[lsl70]

Voting is one thing that should never be modernized. No computers. I think it should be paper ballots counted by the thousands of communities across the USA. Even 1000 years from now there should never be electronic voting. It's too easy to manipulate the results.

[luc59457]

@lsl70 It is only so easy with the present rulers. I think Digital is a great idea for the future for a lot of matters. Fuck your idea of more paper wasting. Digital can be secure if the responsible people are behind it. Unfortunately I cannot say this about the YT and Gigle staff.

[lsl70]

@luc59457 Tree Hugger Alert! We'll save plenty of paper when the Federal regime is scaled back to a Constitutional size. Also we can recycle ballot paper, and I'm sure there will be synthetic paper. Liberty is more important than saving some trees.

[luc59457]

@lsl70 Retard alert.. It's called efficiency and evolving into the future. We don't need to go back to paper.

[lsl70]

@luc59457 Sure thing 3 reply NWO globalist spaz! I'll be sure to digitally send your carbon tax payment to you, and Al Gore.

[luc59457]

@lsl70 Fuck Al Gore, get your head out of your ass already. I already told you: retard alert and you still keep going. Your satire sucks, learn from Alex, he does a much better job at it

[luc59457]

@lsl70 What is more efficient A: Recycling Paper, or B: Doing things digital and "not needing" to recycle paper.

[luc59457]

@lsl70 It's also cheaper to do it this way. No need to buy paper, A computer will last many decades, paper will only last until it is used and needs to be recycled. In the long run, this becomes more expensive in an economy that already lacks money.

[lsl70]

I think that's Queen Elizabeth under the Cobra mask. It you listen carefully you get a hint of her voice despite her efforts to hide it.

[calisse245]

@lsl70 In any case Cobra Commander is a REPTILIAN !!! HA HA HA !!!

[So1othurn]

If you guys can't understand the importance of this satire, go get a dictionary and look up the meaning to the term "Clue".

[luc59457]

@So1othurn Well said

[onthegrezinn]

ஜAhhahahahaஜ

[infinity2kx]

if you don't get the allegory i feel bad for you

[MrVr00k]

LOL keep up the good work alex your a funny guy !

[GBYRNE123]

LOL!!!

[DJEN33]

Ms. Napolitano LOL!

[videoeyer]

I watched G,I, Joe after this XD

[wiecek13]

he doesnt have my vote he doesnt seem as evil as mitt romney

[firstliberty]

For you people who are wanting out of USA perhaps Costa Rica? check out our home we are raffling.

[Honorfull]

COBRA COMMANDER 2012!

[skaterobban]

76 people like being slaves

[FrancineStar]

Obama is like Assad! Striping us of our bill of rights. We are now like the Syrians fighting for our freedom from our government. Jeremiah 21:8 And unto this people thou shalt say, Thus saith the LORD; Behold, I set before you the way of life, and the way of death. Pick the way of life! Respect our Constitution !

ஜ۩۞۩ஜ Defender of the Constitution: Ron Paul, President 2012ஜ۩۞۩ஜ

[HAIRLANDSECURITY]

i would love to see cobra  commander as vice prez to ron paul and have ventura as secrary of state

[twofeathers2000]

Cobra commander has my vote.

[ArtistNicoleBrune]

Yooooooooo Joe!

[ahyahyahy]

lol this was hilarious.

[gflatjam]

Thomas Jefferson lives  he's RON PAUL

[Kirix]

to be honest this isnt nearly as funny as the corzine video its just alex setting up a strawman mixed with alex jones comedic mannerisms

[AyeSkyeTech]

ALEX .... ....I AM YOUR FATHER....

[m1st3rlak3]

that impression is crazy good...

[comcam]

this really is exactly how america is....so freaking sad

[NazcarFanatic24]

That's a good impression of CC!

[firemann816]

Well Done IW Crew!

[Grinlathak]

73 people have stock in Cobra Global Enterprises

[365jamz]

@Grinlathak lmfao

[luc59457]

@Grinlathak A fraction of the 14 people that thumbed up your comment have stock in Cobra Global enterprises

[JuanJohn86]

G.I NOOOOO!!!

[mystikast]

lol, true and funny. good job alex

[ddilulo06]

On the other hand... LMFAO!

[ddilulo06]

Alex and Infowar crew:

While I enjoy the satire, its this kind of stuff that turns people away from taking your message seriously.

I have passed on some articles to friends/family. I know if they saw this, they would not take your message as seriously.

I understand being in the trenches with this information can wreak havoc on the psyche and wear you down, so perhaps this is a way of lightening it up. Again, I can appreciate it; however, this will turn away some of your audience.

[rumcho]

@ddilulo06

A lot of the listeners that Alex have listen to him for this, among other funny stories and jokes he brings out. So while I see your point, I really enjoy the satire because it definitely brings an angle that no other radio show has. There're plenty of other radio shows that sound like NPR (with a good message, nevertheless), yet this is Alex'es way of delivering information and there're apparently millions of people who like it that way.

[rumcho]

@ddilulo06

Now, if you wanted to send an Alex piece to friends who've never heard of him, then you need to send one of his more toned-down broadcasts, not this outrageously funny "story".

[Saratini11]

@ddilulo06 No it won't. ALL of us, need to laugh now and then, otherwise, it's just suicide. Grow up.

[johnlocke868]

@ddilulo06 I agree with you dd. Maybe set up a seperate channel for extreme rants and satire. I love the satire Alex, but we need all the credibility we can get now and mixing those two video just plays into the hands of the mainstream media.

[greatsungreenkettsel]

Bahahahahaha, oh shit lol...... Hahahaha, can't see, tears rolling down face, ahahahahaha, stomach hurts, oh my, tehehehehehe, cheeks are starting to get numb, too hilarious, love you Alex jones, shoulda been a comedian!!!!!!!!  P.S. Cobra Commander is a fag lol

[noemi3018]

I love the satire video, it was great.

[UltimatePeyton501]

So was Alex Jones Cobras voice?