funny scenes from "The Fifth Element" part 1

[Draevan13]

GIMME THE CASSSSSSHHHHHHH.

Awesome.

[startingsprinter]

you are FRyuud.... *meow*

[D3Big]

Damn I want that gun

[TropicalPhone]

Luv the dude with the cool hair :3

[GeneralDestructo]

i like the ZF-1 shooting sound

[JIR2148]

Dude, you forgot about the part with the box with no stones.

[DCHUCHOJRODRIGUEZ]

tan bellooooooooo ese hp gato o gata lo que sea es divino!!!

[ZeldafanNr2]

zzzzzzzzzzz

[Eskepesk]

Press 9 for orgasm :3

[Jbeaudoiable]

its ridiculous how we already have electronic water vapor cigs, and in the movie they have these funny tiny white part-and long filter part cigarettes to help you quit smoking. You just never know how the future will really be thru movies. :-} lol hopefully theres still cats in the future the cross eyed cat was one of the funniest parts *meow*

[redcarpetphotography]

Dam where do they get those models!

[lil8688]

BZZZZZZBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Queenbg1]

@lil8688 Legendary!!

[pimpstoney]

Sorry, but the funniest scenes from the 5th Element was the entire movie.

[DjOxymoron]

now it's the first time i hear bruce willis' real voice. i just died a little inside. love the german voice, you'll agree...

[markosgraveyard]

YOU ARE FIRED

[msu2k]

The Fifth Element is not funny.

[DestroyerAlexandros]

@msu2k Are you kidding? I thought it was hilarious. Especially the parts with the evil guy with the funny hair.

[miluno]

la escena cuando lo quiere asaltar el vago se suponia que la final le quitara el arma y se cambiara a otra escena pero se siguio corriendo y el dialogo que sale despues es pura improvisacion y el baile tambien ;)

[arbide3]

TERRIBLE movie.

[ausroar]

2:35 WAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[ausroar]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Bruce Willis is cool as a shaolin monk, no way you could scare him with weps or fuck with his mind hahahaha

[rfarez1]

rrrrrrfgjhg

[bluemeteor42]

I have a DVD of this. I still love it. :3

[LatinaAmante]

that zf-140 looks like an ak47

[JavierSantacruzAyala]

7:00 what a great moment!

[maxxImmedia]

I was 6 and still love it. Met Gary Oldman the other day actually!

[SPeacock]

I was 9 years old when this movie was released - went to see it, and got it on VHS. Still amusing to watch even now :)

[blisterpacman]

@SPeacock lol we are the same age and i agree... gonna rent it tonight and f my gf

[MultiBrunolucas]

great great post

[DrKelso55]

i was like 12 when i loved this movie, time is running.

[weirdimusmaximus]

#Dead

[mnypwrrspkt]

flosston sounds like birdmans something

[123456cephiro]

clasick!!!!! this is so greeeennnn supergreen

[o0DeathStrike0o]

0:11 thats how smart will cats be after ninethousand years

[helloTobi40]

does anyone know the name of the song that plays on that 'must hide' scene?....can someone please tell me the name...i love that song but i cant find it anywhere

[XxXMALVXxX]

LeeLoo will you marry me?

[andriymel]

Bzzzzzz bzzz bzzz!!! Chris tucker is godlike

[davionmyersharvin]

chris is funny

[Webzlinger]

SMOKE UUUU!!!

[dreamer0georgi]

4:38 "Why not" - priceless scene. Priceless faces.

[ciddycracker15]

haha i love how the thing scratched his head before he pushed the red button lol 

[djBL4ZE]

thats a very nice hat

[Katarn88]

Mathieu Kassovitz is Epic ! 

[uneedtherapy42]

gotta be one of the best videos on you tube... fantastic compilation from a weird and awesome movie

[ghistanbyl]

"Bring me the priest"

"What do you mean the priest?"

"THE PRIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSST!"

[Kickylou22]

gimmie the cash...think that guy had to pee...

[ghostbirdofprey]

Nothing beats the happy tone of voice the man uses when he says "You are fired"

[Crush777]

You are FAYAD! ..... meow.

[CrappyApple001]

IMHO what made this movie so good was everybody played their parts so well.

[Eskimop16]

korben's cat is so cute yet freaked out O_O at the tv lmao

[HotHans29]

2 people pressed the little red button on the bottom.

[VlogDeOctave]

you a fayad (you are fired) !

[watermark1350]

the gun scene is classic badass!

[UltraPrimus]

1:42 This proves a sayign I Found, theres No Kill, Like OVER Kill

[spscotto]

I remember seeing this movie as a kid and not enjoying it. I think I was wrong about that.

[GeneralAmeli0]

gimme the cashhhhhhhh

[teartaye]

First Scene: This is what happens when you max bluff and roll a 20 ;)

Excitedly: You are fye-erd! ... *Face drops*

"People hi!" (I use that all the time but this movie is so not popular enough and no one gets it)

[slendersail]

Kim Chan from Kung Fu TLC

[ciddycracker15]

hahaa i love the way the chinese dude says "you ahh fiyad" hahaha

[Kaare8p]

3.20 Cool guys don't look at explosions!

[cmuc6575]

The crossed eyed cat is one of the best scenes!

[Buulz]

bzz .... BZZZZZZZZIIIII ... BZZZ.... ZI-ZI-ZI-ZIIII

[omgalreadyinuse]

"All new Ice Cube System"

such a great line.

almost as good as

"What killed the dinosaurs?"

[mikechorizo]

5:38 people eye or pee poo lie or be polite? =)

[tfraud]

0:11 Is it me or is the cat looking kinda cross-eyed? lol

[sagesaria]

Chris Tucker never scared me before...

That has now changed D8

[Daghead]

:D You are fired D:

[freshnaked]

LOL

[Lizardman0354]

lol i love the mugger in the first part "GIMME THE CASH!"

[Buckleofbelt]

thnx for uploading, this is one of my favorite movies

[gigel008]

"peepooo-lie"

I remember having a crush when first I first saw this movie

[Flyshmeister]

4:07 you are FIRED... *meow*

[TFWC88]

@Flyshmeister I didn't notice that "meow!" haha!!!

[Cookster5]

7:02 hehehe

[SuperboyConnerKent]

6:29 my mom actually named those three "The Buttkissers"

[SeddyBoy]

Gary Oldman is the fucking man!!

[rambo821000]

can anyone tell me what that music is that's playing at 5:00?

[TheMichikoMalandro]

" Ruby Rap- How was it? The Crew- wow!! Omg!! Amazing! Like wow!! Whoa!! *ruby rap looks at them* Ruby Rap- green like what? The Crew-Green like a tree! Emerald green! So green!! *ruby rap looks at away* Ruby Rap-BZZZZZZZZ!!! Lmboooooo! Ruby had me laughin so hard.

[TheMichikoMalandro]

" Ruby Rap- How was it? The Crew- wow!! Omg!! Amazing! Like wow!! Whoa!! *ruby rap looks at them* Ruby Rap- green like what? The Crew-Green like a tree! Emerald green! So green!! *ruby rap looks at away* Ruby Rap-BZZZZZZZZ!!!

[Godclash]

good fathah say it never rain everyday

[MmeHoward]

ahahah "BZZZZZ" !!

[TheKoijotito]

If Call of Duty had ZF-1...

[bonuzround]

Best crackhead ever. He and Ezal.

[GTAIVFan17]

7:02 i can watch that ALLLLLLLL day!

[rawdenashitey]

4:09 lol bruce couldnt hold the smile!

[jman0955]

thats a very nice hat. YOU LIKE IT?!

[zeffyismylove]

LOL the michael jackson chris rock  hahaa

[emmakatewood1]

Aw that's the guy from Amelie!

[CBoneSImWolf]

i don't speak chinese but i think the army guy was trying to say "don't put me in the refrigerator!"

[thebdboy778]

gimme tha cash-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh lol i have this movie its hilarious

[DurexDurpaneu2]

Bzzzzzzzzzzz! Zzzzzzzz!

Rofl!

[JimmyJames6784]

Probably a movie I'll be watching 40 years from now. Too bad some of these actors won't be around then. Well, maybe, but only time will tell.

Awesome movie. One of my favorites.

[UMAsermons]

@JimmyJames6784 sounds like u feel like u'll b around in 40years...

[JimmyJames6784]

@UMAsermons I hope so. I'm only 27 so, damn I'm gonna be old in 40 years lol Well I hope I live to see that day.

[UMAsermons]

@JimmyJames6784 good luck brother..

[JimmyJames6784]

@UMAsermons thanks man, but in these days and times....I'll have a better chance at getting shot by a stray bullet from a drive by or gun fight then winning the lotto or getting hit by lightning

[iareWendixy]

I love that cat! lol

[PianoGirl555]

2:34 the one from the left LOL

[ACWelite]

YOU ARE FIRED!

[FreeHeathen]

@batista6591 exactly man i was saying the same thing to a friend

[YoungRaWarrior]

GIMMEE THE CASH UHH AHH...!

[hornetpalooza]

Love Ruby Rhod. Tucker was an awesome pick for the character.

[marcrist696]

I DONT LIKE IT



[Ultragamernumba1]

lmao take it i dont need it !

[McV4y]

YOU AH FIRED!

[Rukifa04]

6:45 begins Ruby funniness! XD

[Joee1257]

anyone ever notice the cigarettes in this movie have a huge filter and little tobacco part? corben and ruby are seen smoking em...6:28 ruby has one

[Holyfiremolotov]

@Joee1257 The filter is bigger so they absorb less crap when they inhale I imagine. Probably encourages people to cut down.

[xxVIKxx100]

@Joee1257

Yea I bet it has just as much nicotine, if not more. More potency, kind of like the difference of MaryJane from the 70's and today.ie...like 20 times more potent.

[700gsteak]

HA-CHOOOOOOOOOOO

greeen like that, man!!!

[multigraincandybars]

Lol. ": D You are fired! ... ._."

[TheEL337dude]

feels like this video has more fps?

[Quesic]

hahahahaha love the nervous laugh at 0:52 XD

[CefiroGuy3]

her "Hi" 5:39 is soo cute!

[RemixFan8]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thedarknight339]

1:08 KILLSHOT! THAT'S A KILLSHOT!

[Redsparrowe123]

This video is super green

[Hiyama420]

0:11 The cat's expression is fucking priceless.

[tokman20]

damn, i need to watch this movie again XD

[RobotNinjaShark09]

Win cat is win. Awesome Bruce Willis is awesome.

[caterbuggy]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkaaaaaa­aaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..........­.................

[TheOrigionalArroyo]

lol face at 5:30

[zerotheloner]

1:45 the mother of all guns as declared by the Sci-Fi channel...before it was the Sy-Fy....channel....

[CivicD]

''and the flamethrower...........my favourite'' haha lol 

[jybh012]

i just realised the guy in the first scene plays audrey tautou's love interest in amelie

[arturocas90]

Bzzzz....BZZZZZZZZ-BZ-BZZZ!!!! 6:45

I always loved that!!!

[CivicD]

haha the cat looks cross-eyed haha lmfao thumps up for that

[matt2house]

gimme the casssshhhhh

[totalvelocity1]

lmao... 'I DONT NEED IT'

[masterpiraka]

3:19

Engineer: Ah tuld yoo nat tuh tuch that daurn thang.

[NCC6116]

Is "green" just the word for "cool" that they use in 23rd Century?

[ltuomela]

gimme the cashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..it­ aint loaded..lmao

[Rotarrius]

@ltuomela lol who is that guy? id happily watch another film if i knew that he was gonna be in it

[ltuomela]

@Rotarrius he looks real familiar aint sure,but man thats funny as hell..lo.

[noobsincorp]

chris tucker even puts lady gaga to shame

[CheerBoyX1]

i know this part from 9sec - 22sec. lmao

ruby rob is hilarious!

[Bossness123]

holy fuk that weapons awsome fuk, iwannit

[chowdownonrayman]

GIMME DAH CASHHH !

'Very Nice Hat !!!' 'You Like It ' hahahaha

[LagBoy86]

The Floating Asian Resturant Boat is awsome.

[FYV123]

lolz she didn't even listen to him!

[Blackthorne369]

"Major!" "What?!" "The three of us won't fit in there." "Sure you will." *SHOVE

[roundedhalo]

0:24 O_O

[mar50X]

oh goooood!, even in the future we still have crack heads!!!!

[kunio18]

does anyone know what the music is at 4:52 please ? its soo funy !

[brucekirk89]

NOT 1 OR 2 OR 3 (FOUR STONES)

[Destroyer4292]

@brucekirk89 We are Warriors. Not Merchants.

[MatKoReN]

3:14 best :D

[lattask8er]

By the time you got done using every weapon on that gun there would be nothing left of what you used it on lol.

[TonyBurrito]

4:45 Why not?  HAhaha LOL!

[Mrmilmil]

Tat chick in the end is hawt

[CheerBoyX1]

10 sec. - 20 sec.

that commercial is freakin funnyyyy!!!! LMFAO

me and my friend r trying to learn it. hahah its freakin fast...

[JellyBird12]

That Reply feature, is quite a good idea actually!

[merki101]

its in the resistance game

[Indiky]

ruby rhod ... what a name ...

[HowardsGirl1985]

Love how the black guy always says "Bzzzz!" when he wants people to leave. Hilarious! LOL

[SerenityIsTheMan]

@HowardsGirl1985 hahaha, the black guy.

[HowardsGirl1985]

@SerenityIsTheMan Oh yeah! Totally hilarious!! LOL

[socloseno]

Serius black, annnndd commisioner gordon XD

[SvrOfori]

this movie mad me laugh like ever minutes

[Natjoy24]

LOL, I love this movie.

[Soviet20]

"Sweet dreams Mister Dallas!"

"Wait what?!"

*THUMP!*

I laughed so hard! XD

[BrutalJen]

lmfao!!<3 BZZ BZZZ!!:D

[MewYumi6]

i just sa this movie yesterday

[kaylavictoria321]

i love chris tucker in this he is like the perfect person to play ruby rhod

[CROSSFIRE145]

is that blak guy from rush hour?

[audifaxcimeski]

@CROSSFIRE145 Yeah, that's Chris Tucker playing Ruby Rhod

[CROSSFIRE145]

HOLY SHIT LOL

[moviemaster8510]

cat at 0:22 is like "that comercial gave me a lobotomy."

[Karletto555]

one of the best funny scenes is the archeologist

"a a are you German?"

[MickeyLove01]

I never noticed that the hat resembed the scene in the corridor to fool Willis when he looked through the window, I just thought it was a hat showing he was a star on stage...

[Phdhxtopoulos]

0:11 "I can has Ruby?"