The Human Centipede (PG VERSION)

[HeyooMomo]

Me and my friends watched it and we died laughing. After we continued to create the "human spoodipede" in a bed much too small to fit the three of us.

[TheSpoop123]

that movie was gross



[animeotaku151]

Watched with my friend and both of us died laughing XD

[sk8erskiller]

uploaded on my birthday..

[yourfavoritespam]

Taco night

[judynails1000]

Yea its pg all rite not

[dfmike616]

I watched human centipede 1 a few years ago. One of the most disturbing films I've ever seen. Ive gilt #2 with me, & am getting ready to watch it. I heard its more disturbing than 1. I'm wondering if it's worse then Hostile or Pink Flamingo.

[shippo4ever101]

Lol!!!

[EhRealCanadianGirl]

@alyrose9333 their all real.... don't be a douche canoe...

[alyrose9333]

i bet his nose piercings are fake just like his dick

[OfficialYobusters]

@alyrose9333 rude much?

[FlamingGameing]

@alyrose9333 you can relate cant you

[alyrose9333]

this dude is a faggot lol

[emonote123]

@alyrose9333 omg...have a little respect for others please.

[FlamingGameing]

@alyrose9333 well you sir are mean

[KasandraLynnJones]

193,298 people were disappointed in this video...  faggot.. get a real mans haircut

[KasandraLynnJones]

Have I got some news for you... you like ass sex with guys... faggot!

[bobmarleybichez]

gay.

[MultiTranga]

ma cosa cazzo sei

[Flyinpenguin117]

And they all lived happily ever after! Until TACO NIGHT

[SaraElizabeth789]

This guy is freaking funny, praise him!!!!

[TheLule93]

ur such a shane dawson wannabe :/

[musikdoktor]

nice comb over LOL

[weykmanfr]

u r very handsome

[bradchikenheart2]

trying way to hard to be funny

[BestOfTheBest531]

OH BOY! IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE SOWN ONTO AN ASIAN MANS BUM! LMAO!!!

[wesseldouwes]

has anyone noticed that he's emo?

[1997padfoot]

@wesseldouwes no he's not.

[wesseldouwes]

@1997padfoot ooow yes he is

[1997padfoot]

@wesseldouwes how do you figure?

[MrNeverfear9]

@wesseldouwes Your fucking stupid. Emo is a state of mind, it has nothing to do with looks. Matt just has badass hair.

[Flygon64]

Wow, you just made the worst movie ever

Into the awesomest!

[lawwrennn]

oh great now i need to look for essyization's comment.

[MusicElskerLove]

hahah nice one :P

[MsNgBun]

me and my friend found this funny. we were pissing to are hearts content. i cant recall laughing so hard, but it was funny untill i had a shit at the end.

[MurdaHamMer]

in my county you would be very popular girl

[MurdaHamMer]

my friend sitting next to me said,"u should be ashamed of yourself to be existing"....

[rossenergy]

I have a question about this movie... What if someone farted ??

[boomboomnuke]

YAY NO KNEE CAPS

[gamestomaX]

theres actually a dam movie of that?

[ALECTRICSK8n]

FUCK

LOOK STRAIGHT AT THE CAMERA AND STOP HAVING YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE XO PLEASE ! I CANT PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR BRILLIANT VIDEOS WITH YOU DOING THAT !AHH

[theycallmetwinkie701]

This video is funnier with the volume off.

[grimslider]

XD best bednight story ever

[SuperDeadlyscorpion]

wtf

[scoutblair]

ur hilarias dude my favorite part "i call being the thorax"

[JAWNY101]

i hate it when i think i am going to see something interesting and then a yelling douchbag starts his stupid blog shit

[UltimoGuitarist2]

@JAWNY101 Yeah. Not even funny at all.

[hunterslayer27]

When did you have hotdogs? OM NOMNOM

[RxLegion]

your a fanboy of shane dawson

[Greeny1310]

... If they make a 3rd one..

I'm going to die.

[wippy6dippy7boy]

@Greeny1310 lol bro, there already makin it!!

[MyLifeAsDestiny1]

@SoundCrafterVic if you don't like it.. why did you watch it? -.-

[wormword]

@MyLifeAsDestiny1 How would they know it they would like the movie or not if they don't watch it?

[SoundCrafterVic]

Dear YouTube please delete all these kind of bullshit called entertainment ! thank you.

[metallicakid516]

Its kinda funny because if you watch the human centipede backwards its a touching story of a doctor trying to save 3 conjoined people

[youstupidmoron]

The poor kid, he has to tilt his head sideways in order to keep his Justin bieber hairdo bangs over to one side! He only gets to use one eye! Help this kid get a new hairstyle!

[SmoshRocks148]

@youstupidmoron I agree with what you call yourself based on you username

[kelstjo]

lol ur verison is of the human centipede is way more happyer and less disgusting as the real one lol

[L118AwEsOmE]

When did you have hotdogs? NOM NOM NOM they all lived happily ever! TILL TACO NIGHT!

hahahaahhaha you sir, are a GENIUS :)

[absolutgermanyfangrl]

POCKY!!!!! (> = 7 =)> GIMME POCKY!!!!

[MetalBeybladerfusion]

The characters have that HeroBrine look....creepy....

[teardropkiller400]

I heard they're making a third one called "The Human Centipede 3: (Final Sequence)" Its gonna be SICK!

[teardropkiller400]

I want to see the real movie SOOOOO bad!!!!

[TheAnthony504]

flat iron!!!!!!!!!!

[Yoshipad101]

*No Comment*

[sckrissmtry]

O.O there is nothing pg about the human centipede.. or that!.. but the story was fucking accurate -.-

[prjoeyj]

hey guys! i got some news for you!!! IM GAY!

[NoMorePopMusic]

use audio captions at 0:32

lets get out there in the dark chali !

[missknivesandpens]

i almost died laughing at this! XD

[NMonster1997]

Hahahahahahahahaha LOLMAO

Until .......... TACO NIGHT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[musicfreakk1]

holy no beard o_o

[Nightskyxx1]

Lets just get this straight.

This movie is the queerist, disturbingist, sick minded, disgusting, fucked up, confusing, makes you sick, strangest and no point in watching movie ever to land earth! its soooooo wrong and weird it makes me want to take pherapy so thank you very very very much mister Tom Six!

[jnthn1984]

@Nightskyxx1 Yep; that about sums it up.....god I wish I hadn't watched that movie....it haunts me....

[Alfadore]

It was a japanese guy, not a chinese!

[Nqu1z]

Надеюсь его переводить не будут

[killbocks]

Thpthf!

[sophiagarcia1136]

your soo funny!!!

[gwarriorfromhell]

the sad thing is, tom six actually said he was in the process of making the third movie, and that it will somehow tie all three films together... interesting idea, but i dont see how well it will work in the end seeing as the first two have almost nothing to do with the same storyline...

[djtrackhard]

rawr does not meen i love you in dinosaur ......you never seen jurassic park? ...it means ''IM GOING TO FUCKING EAT YOU''

[adamrox1441]

lol then the dockter gave them happy sleepy time needleslol :)

[KrankieV2]

pretty much the same as the south park representation of it

[TheZombeater]

this guy is fucking retarded

[frieda981]

Whoaa... You look like Shane Dawson

[Zeanu]

Move that annoying flap of hair out of your eye.

[SH3LLSH0CK655]

@Zeanu that is exactly what I just did like 3 seconds before I read your comment. that is FUCKED UP bro!

[LMA629]

wait....what was the point of taking out their kneecaps? 

[zptwin2]

@LMA629 so they could crawl ...

[lynjane91]

Hahhaahhhha

[UltraDrago2000]

@letsparty125 stop acting like every normal kid on the earth hasn't seen porn from grades 4-6 grow up yourself...

[hyperkid86]

Pretty funny vid, but good lord, cut your hair, you look soooo fuckin' gay. Most of the guys on the comment section want to punch you in the face.

[chipseinfeld8]

faggot

[scorpionz7175]

what about farting in their mouth

[vinnyrex]

Your haircut sucks

[ZeppeIinofLed]

I want to punch this guy in the face.

[kiwininja100]

the 2 in back would die and we all know that ^_^

[randomactsofcrap]

taco night lmfao

[carmine6786]

i hate you? yes

[rolaseba2]

NOOOOOOOOOBBB

[Terinka14]

0:47 are U talking about Mengele or what?? :/

[hotwax17]

the human centipad 

[angemala]

**vomit**

[JayEhEnEaTee]

The happiest scene in the whole movie :D @ 0:34

[ThatBoxHead]

Haha awesome extreme makeover reference :D

[bluekittykat3]

@LETSPARTY125 u little fuck I am not a douche canoe

[lolitatiger]

@LETSPARTY125 fuck off! you know its really funny. Its amazing either way,and he just made it for the fun of it.<3 SO I MIGHT ME A TEEN BUT IM STILL GONA WATCH IT! Human Centipede was a brilliantly retarded movie.<3

~ Haters Make Us Famous ~ Yuki Giggl3s

[TheCarmillaShow]

@LETSPARTY125 stfu.

[LETSPARTY125]

@TheCarmillaShow fuck you...

[TheCarmillaShow]

@LETSPARTY125 then stop bitching about kids.

[XxPainIsOnlyAWordxX]

@LETSPARTY125 You sir, have created the most epic saying ever...douche cannoes

[happynowyouprick]

@LETSPARTY125 i'm obscenely underage and nc-17 movies don't traumatize me. what are they trying to achieve with censoring everything ARRRGHHH

[MrProman47]

@LETSPARTY125 cant blame youtube the younger people put there names on here and say there 18 just to look at other random shit but if youtube doesnt catch it you can usually put some stuff on here as long as it doesnt get flagged. they'd watch the trailer for human centipede flag it then its removed by youtube.

[essyization]

OMG POCKY!! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡­. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

[mthzb]

@essyization oh god KILL IT WITH FIRE

[SelenaSecretShow]

You saw the second one right? Didnt it suck? It was more funny than shocking. He didnt give them food but he gave them extreme laxatives lol. The whole movie was basically about murder and poop haha i hope the third is better and more gruesome

[slinkierzero]

Got enough tags there? Dam

[AkatsukiChikaa]

couldnt take my eyes off all the Pocky (￣▽￣)

[coolmikevids99]

1:06 Epic face mouths :D

[bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyo]

Fag

[SPARTAN9999999991]

The human Octopus.

[serltkughersliugh]

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

[scomatto]

The second human centipede is really fucked up and.... ugh... Worse than the first.

[hyrule109]

@scomatto yeah ive seen it too, this sorta film shouldnt be made :'(

[alexpatrick14]

wtf 

[musiciangirl591]

"he was lonely because everyone he wanted to play doctor with, he sewed their butts to their mouths and then they died" my favorite line :P

[Twilly159]

god i fucking hate these, a video u think it really is but really its just some vblogging

[venuslock35]

So, what happens if one of the last two in the chain, vomit? Kinda like a recycled enema?

[fastmekillyou123]

... a Serbian film... *vomits* glad I only saw the trailer. Its said that "this movie makes the human centipede look like the care bears." WATCH IT, MATT. SO I DONT HAVE TO!

[Jigsaw100500]

This Movie is SHIT FUCKING BULL SHIT THE WORST MOVIE EVAR! THE AUTHOR IS A FUCKING WANKER! FUCKING WANKER!

[zeimbo]

I CALL DIBS ON BEING THE THORAX!

[angelicaldazes]

imao <3

[ThePerfectSummerTan]

like your nose peircings, i want one on both sides now.

[clashblack]

gay hair!!!

[dirtskateboardteam]

watching it right now its sick so far

[EvieExplosion]

Watched it last night, and I have to say that Matt's storybook was pretty accurate ;)

[Ratkobom]

i hate you for showing me this i downloaded the film i didnt have a problem with saw but this is just bad :( i am not trolling you just so you know i like you other videos though

[Blefferyfield]

Please reply

Why did he take off their knee caps?

[hayleystarstruk]

@Blefferyfield so they couldn't walk i think.. :/

[AProperLad]

@Blefferyfield So they couldn't stand up.

[FearlessFilmz]

@Blefferyfield it wasnt knee caps, it the the tendants connected to the knee caps

[sonicsesplode]

Y U

NO USE PUPILS

[timfromacounting]

HOLY SHIT i didn't know he knew what synopsis meant

[footballsk8r]

spoiler alert the asian slits his own throat with a piece of glass

[zimgir1098]

The human centipede 2 was so fucked up and disgusting, I almost threw up. Seriously. I can take Saw, Scream, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, The Grudge, but if you make me watch the Humsb Centipede I will cry like a baby. Not even kidding.

[CounterVoid]

~Tee hee~

You made me laugh like a nutter <3

I love your show!

Also, I reckon you'd like the human centipede musical!

[quillandandrew]

But if you make a third one, you'll have to "tie" it in somehow.

[bradchikenheart2]

trying Way to hard to be fun.....

[bubbles20215]

ive sen the 1st one

[samihobnob123]

shane dawson is much better, stop trying to be like him.....

[pogman675]

you sound like hicup from how to train your dragon

[callofdutymasterx]

i saw the movie it was stupid nd sik but lol dude your hilarious!

[fairfields100]

3rd is already on post production IMDB its called final sequence

[TheAwsumDylan]

shane dawson is shit, stfu everyone

[W43Nt]

its only creepy because they dont have pupils O.o

[blmnx1331]

South Park brought me here XD

[hendrickx88]

...and then Bambi showed up.

[Sageisstupid]

The guy in the front wouldnt be so bad

[maintainingMaddie]

@Sageisstupid lol oh why don't you try having an estimated 250 pounds sewn to your asshole

[thebnjshow1]

Not watching movie

[adceph]

yawn

[ImagoCanis]

Dude, you're annoying. You're a shane dawson ripoff, you waste your money on the equipment to make these shit videos, you're not even remotely funny in any sense of the word... you know, I'mma just say you should probably consider giving up. Most of your views are probably from people who thought you were shane dawson.

[nasukoukamarehi]

omg, so many types of pocky OqO

[KillMrFist]

WOW I thought this was some stupid shane dawson video at first then realized it's just another one of those fags that will do anything for views with an over hyper attitude that straightens his hair every 10 seconds. Man up.

[MrPoopykaka]

you guys actually like this fool??? he is GAY 'AF!!!!!

[liveattacklive]

cant wait!!!!!!

[chellybelly45]

cragen-sie-list

[Kodyripsfaces]

2005 wants it's haircut back.

[manuelkazanjian]

he looks like shane dawson XD

[nate252]

I like the cartoon because I don't have to look at this host :P

[dreampractiser]

They'll ask you to play one of the parts of the centipede instead.

[mauriceshow]

This guy is a douche bag...

[murdoc562]

cragkenzelist xD