Sean Lock Live (Part 4 of 9)

[MissMusgrave93]

thanks for the upload! :D too funny x

[Allizare]

Brit? Wat country this man from becausehe is helerlious

[MegaZantetzuken]

Digging for oil in Alaska moppin it up with a seal pup love that bit

[MuseicianX]

who is christa burr

[lokifea05]

@MuseicianX Chris De Burgh, lol... google it, listen, and jab a rusty compass in your ear

[Evo1680]

There's something about the way he says 'response squad' at 2:28 that makes me crack up every time!

[grayboro4life]

Turned up at an earthquake with a dustpan and brush! Absolutly hilarious:)!!!!!!

[rickiedd2020]

fuck you old ladie!!!! lmao

[MrHEC381991]

FUCK YOU, OLD LADY!

[MinorSexualAssault]

i never knew blakey from on the buses cared so much about global warming

[techniqqa]

world wanker champion

[Shiryutherain]

I heard Jimmy Carr's laugh, for real

[xxhellspawnedxx]

@alivegoespew "Cool"? As in "Just to show how much money I can waste, or do compensate for one deficiency or another, I'm gonna hold up traffic and spew out unnecessary amounts of noxious fumes"?

I've been one, yes, and it wasn't much better than riding any other car with a large interior.

[AndrewTraceur]

It's so true. As a nation, we Americans are ripping the environment to shreds. It's funny to hear that we are discouraging the rest of the world as well.

[LSGaravard]

Classic Lock. Mere seconds into this I had to pause so I could light a (not-so) crafty one.... and play.

[slytherinsheirx]

Seen a few humvees since I moved out here and it's weird. You only need a humvee if you're in a warzone getting shot at, maybe. Not to drive to the shops.

[Matt1yu]

@slytherinsheirx Couldn't agree more. The one I find most ridiculous though are the pissed up girls on hen nights in pink hummers... just why? :-/ But since I'm not a girl in her 20's, maybe I just don't get it. *Shrug*

[xxhellspawnedxx]

@Matt1yu 'Tis the same kind of stupidity as riding around in stretch limos really. Having money to burn apparently has to be shown, in a rather exhibitionistic way, for it to matter :/

[Matt1yu]

@xxhellspawnedxx I just see it as a feeble lie that they actually can't afford. Anyway, this is a comedy video. No place for this kinda thing here, no matter how much the YouTube 'community' seem to revel in it. I do agree with you though. :-)

[xxhellspawnedxx]

@Matt1yu Oh, but you are wrong, comedy is serious business! :D

[hahaha430]

@Matt1yu My brother did that on his stag night, I moaned the whole way and when we were in the club and the restaurant, we had Chinese in a fancy restaurant, for goodness sake, its a stag night not a 1926 gentleman's club.

[littleXjack]

@hahaha430 wow way to ruin a night out, you moany bastard, lol

[TheFacelessActivist]

@slytherinsheirx

So in other words: If you live in Glasgow or Los Angeles, it's okay?

[slytherinsheirx]

@TheFacelessActivist Hmmmmmmmm. I'd have to think about that.

[TheBuzzbox123]

I loved the sticking his cock in all your faces joke xD "YOU! YOU AND YOU". just lol

[thisisacunt]

jimmy carr laughing in the crowed

[tominator999]

FUCK YOU OLD LADY!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! OOOOOOOEEE!!!!! LETS MEET JESUS!!!!!

[gwl1983]

Fuck you old lady ... we gonna die! I havn't lol'd so hard in ages!!

[stargazinboi]

Does anyone else think he sounds like Louis Theroux at 5:28? O.o

[cyanman123]

She asked to be moved! :(

[cyanman123]

How come Sean only becomes American when he's harassing old ladies?

[xTHExFATxGAMER]

"fuck you old lady. we gonna die. lets meet Jesus."

[AdamDoc1995]

@xTHExFATxGAMER that bit was the best part :D lol

[AdamDoc1995]

@xTHExFATxGAMER wna swap clothes?.. look crazy in the wreckage

[charcharmunr]

"Is that something you're concerned about?"

"NOOOOOO!"

[DjDaniels93]

"FUCK YOU OLD LADY!! WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIE!! OOOOOOOOOO-EEEEE! LETS MEET JESUS" classic :')

[DjDaniels93]

LMFAO 0:30 - 1:31 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[homeslice235]

LETS MEET JESUS!!! oh shit there no jesus

[djkazwestlondon]

LMAO! I'll do this little bit here and u can do all that lmao

[mattyhOVashton]

aaaaaaargh, might aswell join in. ROFL

[leonma19]

'' I recon i can have a crafty one here '' hahah

[ReezeGoingSenseless]

Awesome xD

[Cokecakepopcorn]

looks like the guy from prison break

[UniqueViolence]

oooohhhhh wow i cant wait to meet him... lol too funny

[frantzmr]

Mopping up oil spills with a seal pup... LOL

Also @Mattyu1, watch the Usual Suspects, it's fantastic!

[Matt1yu]

@frantzmr I've been meaning to for a while, but it keeps totally slipping my mind. :P When I get the chance I will! :) Even though Locky's already ruined it for me. :(

[lracuda76]

@Matt1yu The Usual Suspects is still great second time 'round, even knowing the ending.

Imagine Sean being so thoughtless as to spoil the ending of a film that only came out 1995.

[simondgrass]

@frantzmr Top movie!

[emilytodd28]

I feel silly now as I wash out my marmite pots lol!!

[cokeadict619]

LETS MEET JESUS!!

[DontTouchMyVicodin]

So Sean turns American when he's in a plane crash? Interesting.

[garratt86]

FUCK YOU OLD LADY!! I was rolling around!

[Oli3TB76]

Youre a popstar not a scaffolder lmao

[Terrordon9]

that is the funniest near death experience ever, i pissed myself laughing at that point, we love you sean

[becky92jam]

This is legendary!! "Fuck you old lady.. Were gonna die" Hahahaha proper had me in stitches :'D

[jamartin5]

'i feel like ive turned up at an earthquake with a dustpan and brush!' classic!!

[GilbertSyndrome]

"25,000 UTD fans, they'd be out for a start!"

8D

[Wabloman]

"Oh! He's been on a course"

[bat999]

Thanks for this.

[lambgirlbex]

hahaha

8:17 :D

Sean Lock is hilarious.

[Padjoo]

oh oh the world wanker champion has arrived haha

[Kitty6764]

deluded lollypop men LOL ;D

[IRELANDSELITE]

global warming bit is so true!

[patchy455]

he did some of this stuff on live at the apolo

[OuterHeaven122]

well, if he does it well, he should keep on doing it lol

and damn does he do it well .

[flartie]

fuck you old lady! we gonna die!

hahahahaha :D

[Clayguy101]

wanna swap clothes, look good in the wreckage, lets meet Jesus

[ShrimpyBoy101]

he stole the robbie williams joke off sum1 else but i cnt remember whomight hav been michael mcintyre

[TBKJi1]

@ShrimpyBoy101

Its actually his own joke, he just used it in that Michael McIntyre comedy show or whatever it's called.

[Jbhoy88]

Lee Mack has a similiar joke

[sariusmonk]

I died laughing at the old lady part, oh man, crying with laughter, great stuff

[Jammy2791SAFC]

fuck you old lady ! we'er gonna die ! LOL !

[Ganjamule]

you just repeating what he has just said does not make it even more funny you twat!

[TheGMan004]

Haha, this man is a legend.

"I feel like I've turned up at an earthquake..with a dustpan and brush" xDDDD

[snelly69]

who is chris deburr

[Matt1yu]

@snelly69 Chris de Burgh was a popular singer in the 80's, now widely despised especially by comedians such as Sean Lock and Bill Bailey (who are coincidently close friends). The guy that sang The Lady in Red.

[nickbaldeagle01]

@Matt1yu His daughter won Miss World too.

[shadowblade9876]

@snelly69 Kristeburgh is a type of icing used on wedding cakes.

[HarryRoss1992]

i think he's referring to the singer Chris De Burgh....who would be getting somewhere near the top of world wanker champion tbh :P

[cleverfeller]

@snelly69

Chirs De Burgh is a schmulzy soooooooo un-cool Anglo-Irishman who sings songs that your grandmother might like.

[0839558]

@snelly69 Chris deBourgh i think. He was a singer....but apparently hes a twat. lol!

His daughters is realy hot though!!

[dnjp4life]

Definately one of the best stand-up performances I've had the fortune of seeing. I especially love the bit about the marmite jars and the Gail Porter tie thing, f'ing hilarious! And he's from my neck of the woods as well :)

[bargainqueenbee]

OMG - This is sooo funny, havn't laughes so hard in ages!!! Thanks for this!

[willyroberts]

duchess of kent! she can fuck off

[DanWantsPie17]

isn't he from chertsey?

[LeonTheJudas]

lets swap clothes itll look crazy in the wreckage!

sean u are a legend

[jamsey700]

it will look crazy in the wreckage! lol!! funny bit!

[jarvinator100]

lets meet jesus

[dragonforcetrivium]

"people acting like twats!" :L

[mongander]

Robbie Williams - The World Wanker Champion!!!

[liverp00lfc20071234]

world wanker champion hahaha

[BAFAnubis]

haha this and the swan and the polish barwoman! soo funny!

[ROCKYMARCIANOXX0]

FUCK YOU 'OL LADY! LETS MEET JESUS! SWAP CLOTHES!

pmsl!! hahahaha!!!

[Chaos218]

Haha he's by far one of the funniest stand up comedians i've ever seen!

[djzliverpool]

1:06 is the funniest thing in the world

[handofdestiny123]

"Uh Oh! The World Wanker Champion Is Here!" lol, that bit was great

[Matt1yu]

Definitely one of my favourite bits. And in honour of that brilliant phrase, you should use it whenever appropriate. I know I do. :D

[EatMePlease09]

Awsome!

'Look craaaaazy in the wreckage!'

rofl my favourite bit!

[IIzRandom]

"People acting like twats" best line ever xD

[rackemup88]

"Keyzer Soze was the bloke with the limp" HAHAHA thanks sean, you had to go and ruin one of the best films ever :S....BRILLIANT

[Matt1yu]

Is it wrong that I haven't seen it...? :/

[stoprainingonme]

@Matt1yu With all due respect, yes it is wrong that you haven't seen it.

Thanks for uploading, bro! :-)

[alstuart56]

he's dead right about that Robbie Williams arse!

[theonlytnargmatt]

FUCK WHILE I WAS WHATCHING THIS MY XBOX GOTR THE RED RINGS, DANM YOU LOCK!!!!!!!

nah hes funny but fuck im pissed off

[jackyesindeed]

Fuck you old lady!!!!! WE GONNA DIEEEE!!

funniest thing i have ever seen

[purpleprinc3]

Wanna swap clothes? It will look CRAZY in the wreckage.. lol wtf

[worolski]

that twat bit is brilliant

[6LordMortus9]

I've turned up at an earthquake with a dustpan and brush

how true it is!

[cow92]

dutches of kent - she can fuk off

[cow92]

hes been on a course lmao

[matthewjez]

about global warming lol so true

[matthewjez]

LETS MEET JESUS lmfao

[sjatuk]

uh ohhhh, the world wanker champion has arrived :')

[Goldsrevenge]

awesome!!

[BloodyCrumpet2]

"LETS MEET JESUS!" ROFL! xD

[lacisk8er]

"I was a bit pissed of they turned the film off" hahahahaha

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

"FUCK YOU OLD LADY, WE'RE GONNA DIE!" HaHaHa

[Matt1yu]

Sorry, I think somebody turned two pages at once... what exactly do you do to curry sauces?

[murfyness]

i think he sloshes water around his jars of curry sauces to clean them out ,but what do i know ? lol

[Matt1yu]

Ahh... you're probably right. I completely missed that part of the page. ^^

[aimztheripper]

You Wanna Swap Clothes? ;}

*falls of chair laughing soo hard*

[take5AndSkate]

dutches of kent, she can fuck off

[Matt1yu]

Indeed she can. But what she'd be doing at a football match I don't know...

[02xbtailor]

st john ambulance..twat  lmfao

[Matt1yu]

"Giving up your afternoons..."

[CuzImHawt]

haha im sat here packing my bag for school eating a bag of crisps took a mouthfull of water and he goes "fuck u old lady were gonna die!, were gonna meet jesus" so yes i will be spending the next 10mins cleaning up water haha

[Matt1yu]

I think that the random "FUCK YOU, OLD LADY!" may well be the best line I've ever heard, and I looked forward to trying it on my next flight. :D I'm sure it'd lift the spirits of our beloved Sean Lock to know that he's causing messes all over the country. :)

[MissMahonieee]

Lol the marmite thing was funny cos i spent like 20 mins tryin' to get peanut butter out of a jar and i gave up too!

Thanks for uploading! (:

[Matt1yu]

As a peanut butter-lover, I find that filling the jar with warm/hot water and leaving it for a little while can get most of it out. Once you tip the water out, it's pretty much empty. Just a little tip for ya. ;)

[muleoftheeast]

lmao, the dustpan n brush at an earthquake, fuckin love this guy

[WeirdEars]

1:00 is hilarious. **** YOU OLD LADY! WE GONNA DIE!

[JagFanStevie]

oh yeh that was so so funny my stomach hurts from it

[strikers1942]

2:15 is great

[Beardybong]

LOL 'want to swap clothes?... look crazy in the wreckage'

[tooyjfwn]

spot on about williams

[Matt1yu]

Hehe, yep. I've never liked him either.