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  • How.Did.I.Get.here

  • omg this is halarious!

  • what's a pager?

  • Hope Mace Windu is proud of Derek Jeter reaching 3,000 hits....even though he's not allowed to be within 100 feet of Derek XD

  • PLEASE JOIN MY TWITTER FAN PAGE @TeamRobbieCano

  • This guy sucks now. Its funny how this guy won a gold glove last year. He didnt deserve it at all. Just idiotic yankee fans.. sigh...

  • Really, Jeter sucks? Five World Series, five golden gloves, 4 silver sluggers and like 11 all star appearances. He's one of the greatest hitters of all time, but yeah he sucks, sure why not? Typical asshole Red Sox fan.

  • @ThisIsMyFridge2

    ya he does. and i hate the red sox you retard. Jeter is terrible now and you act like he is still good.

    Gold gloves dont mean anything especially if your a yankee.

  • Hes not terrible anyway. He's not where he was two years ago, but he's not terrible. And the Yankees are the greatest sports franchise of all time, so I dont get what you mean by that gold glove comment.

    Ps If youre not a Red Sox fan, why is your name jortiz101? Coincidence I guess.

  • @ThisIsMyFridge2

    No your just a retard... getting a gold glove as yankee doesnt really mean shit.. because you dont really earn it. Lol last year 2010 jeter got a gold glove yet he ranked the bottom half of fielding percentage, my point.

  • No, my friend. He has won MULTIPLE GOLD GLOVES, "5 WORLD SERIES" (how many has your team won), and 4 SILVER SLUGGERS! Are you saying all of those were just because he was a Yankee? That is bullshit. Youre fuckin mentally challenged. People win gold gloves because they deserve it, I bet you no Yankee will win it this year (maybe Teixeira). It's not about percentage as well, it's the kind of plays he makes and in clutch situations, you fuckin retard.

  • @ThisIsMyFridge2

    Ya he earned like 2. The rest are given to him.. and its the same with the all star voting.

    You know if they develop a salary cap, the yankees will never be like they are today.

  • I notice fans of every other team like to complain about how much money the Yankees make, but don't might packin in THEIR stadiums when the Yankees play there. And who says they won't be like they are today? It's not like it's a cakewalk to the World Series like it was in the 50's for them, not to mention they had about a twenty year gap where they won no World Series. What happened then? They took the 80's and early 90's off or something?

  • @jortiz101 and about the gold glove thing, have you ever seen him shank a throw to first? I guarantee you haven't.

  • @tlandphere uhh well then u never saw jeter throw to first then u dont watch the yankees...

  • @jortiz101 really? he sucks. soon to be one of 28 people alltime with 3,000 career hits. out of every player that has ever put on a major league uniform, he is 28th on the alltime hit list, 28th! he can't suck, he is too busy whoopin everybodies ass, including your team's.

  • Hey buddy, 3000 hits for Jeter now. I don't care what spin you put on the argument, Jeter is one of the greatest of all time; and even if he's not as good as he was; he will still remain one of the greatest.. So for you and all the haters, eat the dust of greatness.

  • little black derek lol

  • gonna see texas play the red sox. feel free to thumbs down on me for seeing a texas game! :D

  • kinda funny

  • not the best skit ever, but still awesome.

  • i wanna be just like him

  • Jeter is sooooo hottt!!!!!

  • Derek Jeter isnt on the dark side, he doesn't play for the red sox

  • if u watch jeter everyday, youll understand why he is so famous, and his defense isnt bad, its above avg, great arm, accurate, and i know his range isnt what it used to be

  • No matter WHO plays alongside Jeter. This will ALWAYS be his team.

    I don't care if A-Rod hits 400 HR in a SINGLE SEASON and wins the ALCS and WS MVP! This will always be Jeter's team as long as he is wearing that #2 on his back with a bat in his hands.

    This coming from a true Yankee fan.

  • derek jeter is the best and a roid (and yes i mean roid cause he takes steroids) fairy sucks balls

  • then mark wahlberg shot him

  • Jeter is coming off what was probably his worst year, so you would think he's done. But then again, a lot of people were probably thinking the same thing after 2008 and he followed that up with a great 2009 season.

    Even if Jeter was a bad defensive SS (look at most defensive metrics), he should get in the HOF. Both WAR (wins above replacement) stats have him around 70, which is around the HOF range.

  • 1. Hanley Ramirez

    2. Derek Jeter

  • @WWEHBKFan

    IMO, it's

    1. Hanley Ramirez

    2. Troy Tulowitzki

    3. Derek Jeter

  • Jeter wanted to go to Mc Donalds?? Lmao!

  • 37 people are red sux fans.

  • youtube.com/watch?v=w4cQlaRUC-­8 CHECK OUT HIS NEW HOME ON DAVIS ISLAND! ITS FINALLY FINISHED!

  • derek jeter is very very gay he has sucked alot of dick to get where he is toaday

  • @unleashthecookie you are disgusting and gross!

  • Derek jeters black ... since when?

  • @themegaloft His mama is white his dad is black.

  • ryan1111111 able do u live in this planet? r u seriously making that comment public? u have to be the dummest man alive! why is he batting first on a lineup like the yankee's why was he batting second no too long ago on a lineup like the yankees? wake up bro!!

  • @denio19821 It's dumbest not *dummest* 

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  • @denio19821 The numbers a player like Hanley Ramirez puts up playing for a team like florida with little protection in the order is way more impressive from a "Talent" standpoint compared to the numbers Jeter puts up hitting at the top of the yankee order with studs on deck

    And no single ball player can take a team to the playoffs or world series...especially hitters..for post season..its all pitching

    Jeter plays on teams with great starting rotations and RIVERA...The greatest closer EVER

  • @Ryan1111111able The diffrence between Derek And Ramirez is great. Like you said Ramirez puts up better numbers, thats great and all if all you look at is paper. But Jeter has somethings that you can't measure on Paper. There is not one player who plays with the heart of Derek Jeter. His clutch at bats and defensive plays on the biggest of stages motivates his teammates, when all the chips are on the line the yankees look to DJ. That to me is the mark of greatness, a mark of a true Champion.

  • @CedarLand Like i already said..everybody talks about Jeters big clutch hits...and yes he has a lot of them...but Jeter every year is a lock for the playoffs since he plays on a stacked team.....Look at all the post-season at bats Jeter has had compared to other players...Who's to say Hanley Ramirez could'nt get those clutch hits ??  Jeter also isnt being pitched around with ALEX RODRIGUEZ,ROBINSON CANO,MARK TEIXERIA on deck...so here come the fast balls down the pipe

    Hanley is 10x better

  • @Ryan1111111able Pitchers don't throw him heat down the middle, If that where the case his numbers would be outrageous. DJ is as big a threat as any other batter on the team. He is the Captain, its his job to make sure HIS team is ready to play and win the regular season games that get you to the playoffs. You fail to realize that DJ does things that can't be recorded as stats to help his team win. If Ramierz did that he would have his at bats in the playoffs. Thats the diffrence.

  • @CedarLand *Don't just throw him. (Obviously he gets his share of fastballs like everyone else.)

  • @CedarLand Jeter gets a ton of good pitches to hit since you can't take any risk of walking him with 3 future hall of famers on deck PROTECTING Jeter in the order....It's a luxury to hit at the top of the lineup with studs on deck...jeter is blessed......Im not saying he's not good....He's a damn good ball player....He's just not the best yankee ever..not even close...and he's overrated

    Ramirez can do all the little things right and the marlins win 75 gameslol he has nothing around him

  • @Ryan1111111able Lets see the stats talk since you love em so much. He has had a .317 career batting average and has 10 All-Star games over his 16 big league seasons. He has also won four Gold Gloves and four Silver Slugger awards. He holds several franchise records, which include most hits and plate appearances, and is nearing the most games played and stolen bases. A .309 Batting Average in the playoffs, with 185 hits, 30 2B, 20 HR. and a .384 world series BA, Lets see Ramierez do that.

  • He sucks.

  • Jeter means to throw in French lol

  • bret farve is gonna win the wolrd series...go blue sox! (will take anal for money)

  • I can't be hanging out with some freak in a monk suit whipping out his lightsaber every two seconds.

  • some of u r so damn ignorant, anyway derek is half irish american and half african american, HE HAS NO GERMAN IN HIM!!!!!

  • @Jerzee529 Some of us don't give one fuck what he is. To me that's the same as saying he's a human. My parents taught me to only see people, not their "ethnicity"...douchebag.

  • @nakedvolleyball How the hell am I a douchebag? One person said that he has no white in, but he is Irish. That's ignorant!!! Another person found out his father is black and said something like a black man fathering a white woman's child is called rape. And that's ignorant!!! So read other comments before calling me out of my name...ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love Derek Jeter!

  • Any Star Wars fan knows that a lightsaber can cut through anything except for another lightsaber. So TECHNICALLY, the baseball would've just been cut in half.

  • @Travman93 True, but that wouldn't have been funny. This is hysterical! Does anyone else think that A-Rod is very reminiscent of Anakin Skywalker in episodes 2 and 3?

  • he is a bi-racial angel!!

  • lol jeter got shot in the other guys movie

  • "be mindful of your thoughts" what the hell does that mean? lmfao

  • Samuel Jackson's acting in this video was light years better then in the actual Star Wars Movies that he was in.

  • lol

  • "How does this thing work?" "Gimme that back!" haha lmao!

  • That was fucking funny as hell

  • Be mindful of your thoughts. what the hell does that mean?? LMFAOOOO

  • pass. he's fugly

  • use the force jeter use the force

  • Lol So Funny

  • you know i wasen't trying to fing this shit but this is some funny stuff and trust me not that mutch things makes me lagh SO LAGH FOOLZ THIS IS FUNNY

  • its coach carter!

  • "the force sucks i wanna go to McDonnalds!" hehe

  • .. I wonder what George Lucas thought.. :) ..course they had to run this by him first..

  • LMAOOOO MACE WINDU

  • @ItsQuietIsntIt ya umm NO!

  • ever the dark side... The Evil Empire

  • im sure he didnt talk like a stupid kid from brooklyn

  • nice

  • Derek Jeter FTW! <3

  • DEREK JETERS A SEXY BEASTTTTTTTTTTT

  • hey there was cal!!!

  • Go Jeter!

  • there's only one Derek Jeter and I'm glad he's on our side! #27 and going for #28 in 2010!

  • bones- if jeter sucked he wouldn't have been in the mvp race dumbass

  • yankees rule

  • dude your so stupid. im sorry please dont take offense anyone. but I HATE the Yankees. Im a braves fan. But i even know that derek jeter is the freakin harr houdini of baseball. He can do things with a baseball nobody else has ever done before. Im a shortstop playin in highschool and im known for my highlite plays. they nickname me and my brother (Justin Jones from Southeast 2009 little league world series) little jeters. I know im nowhere near him but hes definitely our role model. Jeter Rocks!

  • Haha #1: little league world series teams suck. So by you saying that... you're basically claiming that you're like the semi retarded kid that nobody wants on there team in gym class. When my classic team played the '02 indiana team we 10 runned them in both the games we played. #2 jeter has never won an MVP award, being close doesn't count

  • oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur soo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahhah!!! if the little league world series teams suck then how come so many go on to play mlb? Jason Varitek? Jeff Bagwell? yeh they suck. great call man. and if they suck how come theyre on ESPN? i dont remember seein ur game on espn? but dude ur rite. u are amazing.

  • I never made claim to being amazing... youre the d-bag that claims youre amazing ("I'm known for my highlight plays")... haha. And lets count how many youve named that are playing in the MLB... ummmm 2... you named 2 people! even if you add up all of the mlb players that have played in the little league world series, youre still at less than 1% of major leaguers. the only reason they show those games on espn is b/c they feel bad for the kids that play on the teams.

  • dude you really need to learn what your talkin about. If they "feel bad" for them then how come 10 million people watch it world wide and over 20,000 people came to the championship game? yeh man good call. i named 2 people who had big names. theres alot more than that. i said were know for it so they call us Jeter. to make it simple its a compliment to Jeter. Wow. Jeter played little league. so did arod. so did david wright. so did Tim Lincecum. isnt that weird????

  • Hahaha, so i looked it up... 9,975000 people watching werent from the US... leaving 25000 people from the US that watch... of those 25000, 24500 were recovering from a hangover while watching the games (turns out watching kids suck at baseball is the #3 hangover cure in the world).Leaving 500 people, most likely the parents who were actually interested. Its on wikipedia, so its true! #2 It's not a compliment to jeter b/c you would be saying jeter is equal to a HS player #3 Now were at 6 players

  • wow... way to make a comeback that made sense... dude you have absoloutly no idea what your talkin about. if it wasnt popular they wouldnt show it on ESPN. and im pretty sure that i said "i know im nowhere near him", if you use wikipedia then i can see why your making arguements a three year old would make. When you actually learn somethin about baseball then come back.

  • being popular has nothing to do with being good at sports its popular is b/c there are other nations involved. How many regular season games do they show? none! b/c their getting their asses kicked by better baseball. If you throw a bunch of semi retarded kids together, some will look like they know how to play baseball (i.e.Justine Jones) but if you put them on a field w/ ppl that actually know how to play, than they look like a semi retarded kid (i.e.Justine Jones) 5ER in 2.1 semi finals sucks

  • So dont try to tell me about pitching or anythin else about baseball until you come up with a descent arguement that makes sense and doesnt come from ur imagination or wikipedia. When I see you on ESPN or any other worldwide sports event lemme know.

  • of course they played on a little league team... I said that they didnt play for a team that was eligible for the llws b/c everyone knows that those teams suck! learn how to read b4 you react. youre just that typical kid that thinks he knows about bball, but probably doesnt even play varsity sports... stuck on jv begging the coach to let you play. Grow up, learn how to play bball the right way and quit trying to suck your coaches dick. Jeter Sucks A ROD and so do you! Ive been on nat tv, bitch!

  • @bones587 so youve been on national yv.yea when they showed you getting taken away for your child porn.

  • @loubar68 where in this conversation was child porn ever mentioned? Why is that topic on your mind? I dont know and you probably shouldnt mention your habits so openly. People are easily offended when you say child porn since children get kidnapped every day and sold as sex slaves. As for national tv... Div 1 wrestling nationals, thank you very much.

  • @bones587 dude calm down, no one cares if youve been on tv and just bc you dont like jeter doesnt mean that he sucks kid

  • dude calm down, no one cares if youve been on tv, and just bc you dont like jeter doesnt mean that he sucks

  • @bradyfan2 He doesn't suck.....But he's overrated...Jeter was even voted as the most overrated player by his peers...His numbers are inflated from playing on GREAT teams his ENTIRE career...Also he's known for his clutch play in playoff games....but he's had a TON of at bats in playoff games due to always playing on stacked teams...Some players who are stuck on .500 teams(Aaron Hill) never get one at bat in the playoffs...jeters had a great career but overall as a PLAYER his game is overrated

  • @Ryan1111111able ...Very Well Put!!!!!!

  • well if they suck so bad then how come you could look up that information? they wouldnt put it all over the intrnet if nobody cared. and hey genius. they dont show the regular season games becuz there half a million little leagues across the world which would be impossible to show the regular season games. and if ur gonna talk about stats talk about all of it stupid. He hit 3 homeruns in two games against the worlds best teams. He hit over .500 and went 5-1 in the world series& reg. as a pitcher

  • and also. more than half of the mlb played little league at one point. They also have other nations involved in other youth events. but none of them are on espn? weird huh? how come the Atlanta Braves commentator tlked about Justin Jones and Blake Jackson during a game btween plays? he feels bad 4 em?ur full of crap. People dont host nationally televised events because they "feel bad" for them. Its because theyre good and ppl wanna see em. your stupid. Over 10 million ppl dont " feel bad" fo em.

  • Here's some facts for you. 85% of kids that pitch in little leagues have to have arm surgery before their 18th b-day (your parents are morons if they are letting him pitch). Less than 1% of bball players in the MLB right now have played for a llws eligible team. I have found stats on bball teams that have gone 0-25 in a season(stats online doesnt =success).going 5-1 against kids in wheel chairs doesnt count. you know nothing about bball b/c your head is so far up your ass from being so arrogant

  • you want some real facts? less than 1% played in the little league world series because less than one percent of little league teams across the globe made it to the llws dumbass. more than 85% of MLB players played little league at some point stupid. what the hell do you think they do till mlb? watch cartoons? they all play little league stupid. Where do you think people who actually get good at baseball start playing?

  • & the arm surgery is out of kids who throw crveballs stupid. You shuldnt throw crveballs until ur growth plate in ur elbow grows togther. dnt try to act like you know what your tlkin about. & if your gonna call my dad stupid his record as a coach for the past 2 yrs is 45-6 in little league all stars. 34- 10 in middle school. 59-19 in travel ball and 13-2 as an asst. highskool coach. My uncle playd for the phillies in 94-96 and is our pitching coach so he knows wht hes talking about, unlike you.

  • And people like Greg Maddox werent even good enough to make there 12 yr all star team. Which didnt even make it to the llws. Yet he has 300 wins? weird... But u obviously know what ur talking about.

  • @bones587 wow kid you are a dumb fuck hes won an all star mvp and a world series mvp, hes won the rookie of the year award and hes in the high school hall of fame. and one day hell be in cooperstown. and he doesnt use steroids and cheat like all the other people who need excuses to be good

  • hey genius. The teams in the little league world series BEAT the other little league teams to make it there. That means there the best team from there region. Which means they had to beat the other teams to make it there (like the ones Arod, David Wright, Josh Beckett, and Evan Longoria Played for) so how could they possibly suck? wow. And I start Varsity as a sophomore for our 5A school. Thanks for asking.

  • LITTLE JETER: " This STUPID! The force sucks! I wanna go to McDonalds!"

    JETER: " Be mindful of your thoughts ... what the hell does that mean!?"

    LITTLE JETER: " How's this thing work?"

    JEDI MASTER: " Gimme that!!"

    JETER: "He's been blowin' up my pager! I had to change the number!"

    JETER: " I can't be hanging out with this freakshow in a monksuit, whipping out his lightsaber every two seconds!"

    HAHAHAHA!!! HILARIOUS! Gotta love Jeet~!

  • how many players have more rings than jeter currently playing? how many are as clutch as him? how many players have been called mr.October over Reggie jackson and even mr.november? OH YEA THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

    jeter is the best Yankee of all time and easily top 3 SS of all time

  • @bsiffy Best yankee of all time LMAO No he's not lol for starters baseball is a team game..Jeter has played on some outstanding teams that had amazing pitching staffs and the greatest closer ever...Mariano Rivera....plus jeter is always protected in the batting lineup...he gets a lot of good pitchers since nobody can pitch around him with 15 million dollar a year hitters on deck lol Jeter is a little overrated for sure..and hes not close to the greatest yankee ever

  • @Ryan1111111able wow you are pretty stupid i mean just because they have a great pitching staff has nothing to do with his hitting. no onecan outpitch him. hes got the most hits of a yankee at home a year ago, and is still playing. hes definintly the greatest yankee. and he doesnt get paid 15 mil. until next year(maybe) he actually got paid 20-somethin mil. dumbass

  • @bradyfan2 Put him on a team where he bats in the 3 hole and he's not protected in the order ..Say the Orioles, Jays, Diamondbacks etc whatever..and let's see him hit when he's getting nasty sliders in the dirt all the time and he's the focal point of the other team...Jeter now is just a batter in the 1 or 2 hole..Teixeria, A-ROD, Cano are the focal points....Jeter has always batted at the top of the order with studs on deck his entire career.

  • @Ryan1111111able Maybe if the team you supported didn't suck such fat dick since they where created you to would have a large fan base allowing you to spend on top caliber players. All his carrer people have hated on Jeter why? Success breeds envy, and what you got is something id like to call a serious case of Yankee Envy. Jeter = King of New York

  • @CedarLand Thanks for making my point that jeter plays on a stacked team and has his entire career ...I like jeter..he's a winner and a great guy...but he's overrated and over paid...He's not even the best shortstop on his team..A-Rod is...and he's the 4th best infielder on his team behind A-Rod, Teixeria and Cano

  • @Ryan1111111able wow you are pretty stupid i mean just because they have a great pitching staff has nothing to do with his hitting. no onecan outpitch him. hes got the most hits of a yankee at home a year ago, and is still playing. hes definintly the greatest yankee. and he doesnt get paid 15 mil. until next year(maybe) he actually got paid 20-somethin mil

    ps. hes not overrated and he got drafted out of high school but he went to college

  • @bradyfan2 Jeter hits at the top of a stacked lineup and has always been protected by great hitters on deck...When you Bat first in the lineup and Mark Teixeira hits in the three hole...Alex Rodriguez clean up and Robinson Cano 5th in the lineup you can't afford to walk or pitch around anybody in the order above them ..EVER...Guess what Jeter gets every at bat..Fast balls down the PIPE

    Lets see Jeter bat in a lineup without hall of famers in the 3, 4 and 5 holes

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  • he still can. the one and only

  • joe mauer is 2 words you dumb ass. and when he has the stats and acclaim that jeter does (which he never will bc hes a catcher and his knees will go soon) then you can talk.

  • ok in fairness joe mauer is 26 so his knees won't "go" soon barring something unforeseen. but i agree with you that he won't get the acclaim but it's not b/c he's a catcher; it's b/c he plays for a small market team like the twins who have to struggle epically just to make the playoffs.

  • hahah this is soo funny and cute.

  • Yeah, Joe Mauer will be watching Derek Jeter tonight in the ALCS.

  • Derek Jeter 5th ring!!

  • GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Love the yankees, and Derek Jeter

  • lol "wat the hell does that mean?". Derek went on the dark side. he better come back to the good side

  • Lol whipping out his lightsaber every two minutes

  • "This stupid! The force sucks! I wanna go to Mc Donald's!!" lol hilarious!!

  • The best #2 Derek jeter #2

  • he just tied lou gehrig with most yankee hits all time

  • now hes the leader. go jeter, go yankees!

  • lmao nice skit

  • lol jeter is funny

  • Jeter is bi-racial. Half black. Half white. Hasn't anyone here ever seen a game? His white mom and black dad are there all of the time. Who gives a shit what race he belongs to anyway?

  • @RevJim1313 no one wuz talking about his race but u

  • @bentilblow999 Uh, retard....did you read the comment right next to mine??? The dufus was asking why Jeter was played by "a little black kid". Or how 'bout the seven previous comments about his race immediately preceding that one? I was mocking any douche-bags who haven't seen a baseball game for the past 15 years and don't know who Derek Jeter is. Get your facts straight before you call the ACLU on me OK?

  • @bentilblow999 And I love Jeter by the way. But not in the way I suspect you do.....

  • @RevJim1313 i do like him, i just didn't see anyone making another comment about his race

  • @bentilblow999 Seriously? Scroll down to the next 7-8 comments right after this....and I'm sure you like Jeter allright...

  • @RevJim1313 umm Jeter isnt white at all hes black german and irish

  • @salenafan16 german AND irish are both white. no?

  • @salenafan16 are you retarded white is the same thing as german and irish your race can't be german or irish that is your ethnicity! your a dumbfuck

  • @RevJim1313 LIAR

  • @thehardyboyz1010 I don't get it. What am I lying about?

  • @RevJim1313 idkk

  • @RevJim1313 isnt that called rape, a black man fathering a white woman's child?

  • why is jeter played by a little black kid?

  • Because he is half black.

    His skin tone got lighter as he got older.

  • racist motherfucking cunt sucker

  • How am I racist?

    It's just a simple fact. DJ is one of my favorite players.

  • im just kidding, man lol

    i dont care either way

  • LOL! Just like Michael Jackson

  • and who told you Jeter is white?

  • They couldn't find a bi-racial kid the day they shot this thing

  • haha nice!!

  • his condo?

  • Jeter's the man dude. Class act

  • the espys sucked this year, in my opinion

  • ya they did

  • hahaha 1:22 'Gimme that'

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  • lol wouldnt a lightsaber slice a baseball?