Argonians are respectable and hard working people

[RenegadeAgent2]

this is why Argonians work Over-time.

[drnachos]

And I paid him to MOW!

[Grimno]

I'm an Argonian and I approve this nap time.

[toastersstoast]

Being argonian's a good job mate. It's challenging work, outdoors, I guarantee you'll not hungry, cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone else can get that work done.

[1rainmk]

@Ezio9heAssassin

[1rainmk]

@ArgonianSouthwest lol i am damar-bone-crusher i saw talen jei and went f@#$

[sgtarmy10]

Oh shit mr alien :0 no it cant be fuck no :o

[PCBCerqueira]

Argonians are hard

[SoldierSaint91]

you didnt know an argonian was with seal team 6 when they took down osama? i heard he crashed the chopper :/

[FunorbOrRunescape]

Damn Straight.

[Nocturnimancer]

All you little tards who hate on us lizards just can't handle when Godzilla comes to bend you over. We go hard. In the paint.

[MrItalianmustard]

@wesker100000000 I love that ability.

[Gunjak99]

he's on a comedown :(

[arigonian120]

IM AN ARIGONIAN AND............ (nope thats my day) but still raciest

[DijDoj]

Skyrim remind me of America... The Nords are the Americans and every other race, like the Argonians and the Khajiits, are the Mexicans.

[Pawellius]

@DijDoj Aha ... America more reminds me of the world in the Witcher games and books. You got non-humans like elves who are persecuted and killed by humans like native-americans by you white-anglo-saxon imigrants.

[MrItalianmustard]

@chipmonk434 Most argonians are boat thieves (Jaree-Ra) and dock workers (Windhelm's "Argonian assemblage"). I more confused on how reptiles are living in the arctic. But nonetheless, I'm a sucker for lizard people.

[wesker100000000]

@MrItalianmustard

Being an argonian also gives you an advantage over everyone else, if you're ambushed and there's water you don't need to come up for air :) and you can avoid the enemies and go back after they think you've given them the slip.

[Leatherfaceisthebest]

yo dawg so i herd you are working so we put a argonian into your work so you can work while you work

[chipmonk434]

breathing underwater doesn't really have much use in skyrim, unfortunately. maybe they should add some argonian benefits.

[doggod106]

Their ai is fine dude was tired that place is open all day and night give him a break. Seriously though the ai can't be perfect.

[dzb3bass]

Well he's not gonna fap with you standind there!

[Regenerator777]

Aw well, at least I got to drink his blood about 5 or 7 times when he does this to me. Either he's a really deep sleeper, or he died from severe blood loss xD.

[ArgonianSouthwest]

Talen-Jei, huh? Wish my name was more traditional like that. Instead I have to change it to "Robert Savage", which I don't really mind as a matter of fact. As if "Kjan 'Ratam" was a bad name to stick with while walking through an irradiated desert full of touchy NCR racists....

[mrbamboozle1]

@ArgonianSouthwest i don't really understand your reference. are you connecting skyrim to new vegas? or is it something else?

[ArgonianSouthwest]

@mrbamboozle1 Actually yes, and no. I live there, I would know best. Two miles East of Nipton, California; just accross the Colorado river. :)

[T3hMatt]

Argonians have the best FUS RO DAH! thumbs up if u agree! (and the best aura wisper up to LA!)

[TheBosoxfanforlife]

@T3hMatt They have the Nord voice

[Cheeselikespie]

Hey us Nord brotherhood members are always recodnized by guards, every one of them says " Pst, i know who you are...Hail sithis", now im wit da companions

[Mongoongen]

I know I am not the only one who expected there to be a boner in this video...

[malcomjohn1997]

why did i read Argonians are respectable and hard people

[Mastersarik]

Still not treated as bad as us khajiit... Every time a guard sees me they're all like "oh no he's gonna rob us blind!"

[TheChainsawArtist]

@Mastersarik

Lol, yeah. Either that or they call say, "What do you want, cat?"

Just because we're the minority! :P

[nubstopable]

No wonder I love Argonians so much..

WE HAVE THE SAME WORK ETHIC!

[warlocksarewatching]

And THAT'S why they can't live in Windhelm

[Uhateme100]

This has so many views because the title is so absurd

[Uhateme100]

This has so many views because the title is so absurd

[SGRock94]

I thought redguards were the black race.

[SStan94]

And the dark elves are always ridiculed. Hah!

[Tarik360]

Well, he has to sleep early to wake up early and to get to his office room (not cubical) in time to support his family, I see no problem with this.

[EliteAssassin8]

when this video is in the sidebar thingy, it said that Argonians are respectable and hard i was like wtf?

[Ezio9heAssassin]

Guard: "Kill the lizard!" Argonian: "Racist bastard."

[ziosamsamsam]

hard working people??? with one handed skills muahahahahahahahahahah

[TheKenert]

Argonians are the only ones that make sense being a dragonborn, if you take it as the game says, "born from a dragon".

Dragons are basically huge lizards with wings'n'stuff.

Guard: "What

Eh, was gonna say something funny, but forgot it half-way through.

[Raptor3946]

British Argonian lol

[AntaresTutorials]

Yea don't try killing him... he doesn't die and the whole FUCKING BAR ATTACKS! ...that is all...

[crikenwutilike]

i am an argonion in daedra armor so WATCH OUT! >:E cuz im ordering the velvet LeChance

[mynameisman66]

Argonian pride worldwide.

[Derok3]

poor argonians, a spiked tail is very uncomfortable.

[crikenwutilike]

@Derok3 might not cuz i know how it would be useful in combat

[minecraftgamingvids2]

@vente THEY TOOK OUR JOBS

[Dinos86Senior]

@minecraftgamingvids2

TOOOK OUR JERBS

[vente]

Im tired of these damn argonians coming to SKyrim and taking all the Nord jobs!

[Thesurge747]

@vente dey terk ma jerb!!! dey derk yer jerb! Dey derk er deeeeerbs!

[GonorrheaHD]

@vente you want to be a dock worker?

[PacMan0Ghost]

@vente being a dock worker isnt a nord job, you silly person

[Naafalilargus]

@vente The argonians are doing to jobs that you can't bother to do yourselves... Ignorant Jul much? Mey.

[massacaur]

@vente THEY TOOK YER JOBS! (Guy in back:DAAHH DUUURRR DAAAAAHHHHH!!)

[kaloan999]

@vente You sound li ke Ulfric Hitler

[MetroidFreak123]

@vente hey come on im an argonian

[klee8222]

LOL

[MiniBowser41]

Histskin ability is so broken. you put it on and you cant die for 60 seconds :D Argonians FTW.

[Nonamearisto]

@MiniBowser41 Not true. I've died plenty of times with Histskin on. Stupid Falmer and Dwarven constructs.

[ApprenticeGamer64]

If you'll excuse me, I have other things to attend to. *falls asleep*

[starkiller1289]

Argonian: If you excuse me I have other things to atten to

Me: Like sleeping? *shrugs* fine I'll just feed on you :)

[TheZombieGrunt]

Doesn't matter to me. As long as they die.

[HATERofEVILcritics]

#reads title

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

...oh wait, you were being serious? Let me laugh even harder

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[YAHSPETSNAZ]

Silly Nords, you will never understand!

[ubertuber3d]

What a scumbag.

[Makxbi]

His way of saying fuck off.

[hunter398]

Scale backs are an ugly and useless race for your character. Kajiit can do what the Argo's are set to do.

[comrade110397]

lizard stole my bike!

[xXSQPRXx]

mom:get up and do the laundry!

me:i have other things to attend to :3

zzzzzzz....

[SnailOfExplosions]

Damn drunk nords.

[TheGizmofromPizmo]

"Fuck you man I'm going to bed."

[MrMineboy1]

Was it an Argonian or was it an American?

[TheLordXeus]

@MrMineboy1 Yes...

[Brosauras]

@MrMineboy1 I bet you haven't even met an american, and if you have, he was probably lazy, basing a whole country off of one person is a decision only a dumbass would make.

[DINONERD27]

@Brosauras or a slave of SOPA

[CrackBabyJackson]

are you sure that was an argonian or was it a mexican

[Lightgodz45]

respectable and hard working my ass

[Cipher158]

"How did an argonian come to be dragonborn?"

"What happens in vegas..."

[IllusiveDawn]

Damn Argonian regiments taking all our jobs!

[SsjDra]

LOL the title made it funnier!

[dragonlord016]

Guard:what do you want lizard?

Me(argonian): Hey, only we can say that!

[1randomfella1]

@dragonlord016 I especially like it when your follower says it to you

It's just like, aren't I paying you?

[greyspot00]

@dragonlord016

Pffft. Lizard please.

[dragonlord016]

@greyspot00

lol when i walk up to my friends im like "whats up my lizards"

[greyspot00]

@dragonlord016

Lizard, you so crazy!

[148scalemodeling]

Im an Argonian. They hate us so much our dragonplate helmets dont work

[Icewindling]

Nords and Bretons are the real backbone of Skyrim. Do you see any other mages running around that can bench 450? No? That's because Bretons are best. Fus.

[outdoorgamer1]

@Icewindling Do Nords and Bretons carry most if not all thier own supplies that hey then sell or use against them selves? NOPE! us argonions/dark elves carry and make ALL your stuff. We do not get paid, yet we still do it to get by. We a thrown asaide like waste. We have saved your sorry asses to many times to count. We are the real backbone of ALL of tamireal. We can stop making your stuff and you guys will fall apart.

from an hard workin argonion repesinting the argonion and dark elf union.

[bubbly12ish]

@outdoorgamer1 Also we Kajiit Provide many items these lazy nords need but won't get, and yet were still not allowed in the cities.

[gogglygrahamcracker]

@bubbly12ish Yes, brother of course. My blood line representing the Renrija Krin, am proud of my warrior heritage. This nords should show me the respect I deserve.

[chaunstace]

@DungeonDwarf Nope

[Lonelnuyasha]

I have a female Argonian and When I walked into this tavern and spoke to Talen he was all:

Talen: My fiancee is the sweetest woman in the world. ^o^ *Aww how cute! *

Then I decided to go talk with the lucky Argonian girl and well...

Talens Fiancee: WHAT DO YOU WAAANT!? (\0~0/) *EEEK!!!!*

[shadowspike99]

This isn't a display of bad AI. Fail.

[DungeonDwarf]

h-hello? am i the only one that plays an orc? :(

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

I'm Argonian too they're really good.

[Jaramo1]

He was being SARCASTIC, DAMMIT.

[ladyofthewilds]

i'm an argonian and i really wanted to marry Talen but he's all ready spoken for.

we'll see about that...

[RainyJuly1000]

Am I the only one who is in awe because of how the Argonian managed to lie down with his tail...?

[Spyrogirl95]

I considered being an Argonian. Then I considered being a Khajiit to make furry jokes and annoy my brother. Finally, I settled on being a Dark Elf.

Anyway, I like the Argonians. I think they look cool. They're shiny. 8D

[Asmusei]

@Spyrogirl95 "Do you want to hear a joke? Why do Kajiit lick their own butts?

To get rid of the taste of Kajiit cooking!"

[Spyrogirl95]

@Asmusei

Haha! 8D

[cobraglatiator]

@Spyrogirl95 yes,yes we are BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IamOnionSam]

im an argonian too but i havent slept since almost being beheaded in helgen

[zkysta]

@IamOnionSam eewwww argonian scum

[tehnoob221]

@IamOnionSam XD!! my argonian character has slept 9 hours in the entire time i've played o.O

[Darklight465]

Argonians are awesome! they look awesome, and there not racist like the nords.

ARGONIAN SUPREMACY!

[GriffinStallion]

Khajiit master race

[MissSnowly]

I'm an argonian and I ssay it should be embarrassed to be lazy sso

[putatoes]

Lol:P

[MrZiedrich]

They may be the weakest race in the game when starting out but they look cool as fuck and in the end that's all that matters.

[putatoes]

@MrZiedrich No they're so fucking ugly and wierd..

[Aflay1]

I am awkward and this makes me feel Argonian.

[DaftPunkAlive97]

Whenever I see a Argonian, I shoot arrows at their knees

[JXAChambers]

Maybe he's tired from all his hard work?

[TheLordXeus]

Argonian: I CAN BREATH UNDER WATER!!

Every other race: How often do you swim?

[Minigun101]

@TheLordXeus I'm a Nord when I stayed in water for about 15 seconds my health started to go down...

[TheLordXeus]

@Minigun101 You just proved your character isn't an amphibious Man-tile or Rep-man with gills...

[doggod106]

@TheLordXeus They don't have gills they can breath underwater yes but that doesn't mean they have gills.

[MrAmagedom]

@TheLordXeus i am argonian they are good they have hitskin

[TheLordXeus]

@MrAmagedom hitskin? wtf is that?

[MrAmagedom]

@TheLordXeus is a power that make your health regenerate faster NOOB

[TheLordXeus]

@MrAmagedom Ok...um congrats?... Doesnt make me a noob means I obviously pay no attention to lizard-men

[doggod106]

@MrAmagedom Hitskin? it's histskin seriously you made that mistake twice.

[woodlefoof2]

@TheLordXeus actually they swim a lot, favorite passtime for a lot of argonians

[Spriteschaff]

@woodlefoof2

aaaw yea :D

stupid two legged cats...

[TheLordXeus]

@woodlefoof2 Unless they can fight under water and go Slaughter fish hunting it doesn't matter >:3

[woodlefoof2]

@TheLordXeus hm, never been an argonian myself O: BUT MAYBE THEY CAN!!!

[doggod106]

@TheLordXeus I wish you could fight underwater :(

[JoeRingo118]

-what do you call a sleeping dragon. -idk. -AN ARGONIAN! -dude... thats racist. - well my argonian neighbour swallowed my kid. -have you noticed that almost all Redguards are black. -well yeah.. -Shouldn´t they be Rednecks then. -O_e..... you fuckin racist. -do you know why the produce of Khajiit is so slow? -actually no. -because they mostly lick their own jun*whoop*.... i used to be a good comedian, then i took an arrow to the knee...

[NammVet]

That's why Wood Elves are better.

[RevengeofGothzilla]

At least we aren't as bad as nords.

Have you ever even seen a nord working?

DEATH TO THE NORDS! AGRONIACI IMPERIUM TRUUK!

[JoeRingo118]

@RevengeofGothzilla nords work much harder, they take care of the crops, they fish. shit, gerurd. the nordic women in riverwood, went around in skyrim with a knife in the hunt for a single Elk.... while Hod stands and chops wood and carrying big fuckin logs onto the saw...

[NonsenseFabricator]

It's important to get enough sleep!

[Zajin13]

Stupid Argonians,get the way out of the Land of our Fathers,Skyrim for the Nords!

You can breath under water? well,the most time there isn't even enough water to swim,idiots >.<

[TheJuniorMassacre]

@Zajin13, the nords can suck my lizard penis.

[SavageHunterx55]

Join the legion and fight the rebel scum,

[XxWhiteWolf73xX]

Cats vs Fish = WHO WILL WIN!?

[basoon64]

WE CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER!

[Juanutomaru]

@basoon64 me too with a dragon priest mask :B

[LegendSw0rd]

Khajiit supremacy!

[bleach1249]

im a Argonian

[torba23]

Argonian, the mexicans of Tamriel

[dsdudeman97]

You bet they are!... (sleep)

[JaimacanBacon]

We are argonians are the best.

When in doubt, swim underwater!

[DmitriKrukov]

He is hard working. You just woke him up when he was sleeping.

[RainbowDashfanXtreme]

Yeeeep me in a nutshell.

[TMichH]

NORDS FTW.

[ThatEnglishGuy100]

@TMichH Too right mate :)

[TheOriginalElkstone]

Its those maids that give other argonians a bad name

[MrGunsrFun]

@TheOriginalElkstone lol

i see wut u did thar

[KNGarver]

He means in the morning.

[Zkenrzttan]

We Argonians need the well rested bonus.... Oh shit! im a werewolf..

[blueseeker93]

didn't saw that one coming. XD

[REsidentVille]

Nasus can wait!

[NOPEDotJayPeg]

Sleep is important, man!

[Gobstoppr]

HAHAHAH! I laughed out loud IRL

[Theonlyuberpickle]

Comfy guy.mp4

[williamwiggles]

night night

[AlmondOfDoom]

i lol'd

[KemiiSu]

that Argonian just went full block mode on you

[Dar3dmag3]

I'm an Argonian, and this makes me sad.

[crikenwutilike]

@Dar3dmag3 im an argoinion too when i visit the bee and barb i leave food on the counter XD

[outdoorgamer1]

@Dar3dmag3 yeah....he runied the littile respect we had :(

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@Dar3dmag3 Atleast your kind is allowed inside a few cities. -.-'

[Dar3dmag3]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99

Damn Nords 3:<

[bashscrazy]

he needs to get well rested