aids and monkeys

[MyGuillory]

AIDS is from espinage

[The1beatz]

biiiggg brightttt redd booottyyy !

[CULVER729]

NIGGA CANT EVEN SPLL  RANG A TANGGSS

[Nikkita77]

Dave Chappelle !!! He had to be smoking to come up with this Genius !!!

[HelmetAndCrayon]

Why am I lmfao???

[ArtDaUr]

love the title :D

[904MALCOM]

More.Monkey.Pussy.For Me!!! lmao dave should run president he got my vote

[Catmanga39]

"cuz all i fuck is chimps and orangatang"

[guanzzou]

It's actually a fact that HIV came from monkeys but the government doesn't tell you how it spread. Something from a monkey was used in the polio vaccine that's how human got it.

[furuzon12]

humans got AIDs from bushmeat. as in monkey meat.

[Vomator]

Monkey pussy!

[JizzTechCo]

The way he says monkey is hilarious

[WorldSacred]

Aids came about because people ate infected monkey meat, and therefore the disease spread into the human population. Though it wasn't deliberately spread, the disease is being used to keep populations under control.

[iRawrDinsawr]

i hav the wierdest boner right now 0.o

[butyliscous]

u not guna get some monky pussy on tuesday and then be like let me call charlene on thursday

[thengclan]

Aids? They came from the pools.

[SUNNYRAINWIND]

Gotta hand it to him he tells truth even through his jokes. Thing did not come from monkeys it was man made.

[silentdeath1995]

"Do you know hard it is to have a monkey suck yo dick.....without peeling it first?"

XD

[shinobitech13]

thats all i fuck is CHIMPS AND ORANGATANGSSSSS

[dnjsrbij]

@BrianLumeatsfarts Sorry, im not american or english. I would like to see you write in my language then we can see your grammar. dipshit.

[Zankswagger]

lol

[coolKat666666666]

@12potatochip haha thats kinda funny, and weird but mostly funny

[coolKat666666666]

@12potatochip I understand you knowing about humans but how do you know horses have hymens? did you go and look? or do you breed them?

[j0shgarcia]

"No men, im cool...im gonna stay home...chillin' with my monkey..." LMAO

[coolKat666666666]

do monkeys have a hymen?

[dnjsrbij]

Strange how aids first report was during the 80s. same era the crack epidemic came.

all united states of retards.

[BrianLumeatsfarts]

@dnjsrbij  Nice grammar

[lonogugeadult]

"Big bright red booty"

[WolfTheGamer]

(seductive voice) "....Big Bright Red Booty..." LOL After so many years I still laugh till I cry at that line. xD

[Nikkita77]

Dave is freaking hilarious !!! Who thinks of this !! If he does a concert .. I'm there 'b

[BillySaint]

looks like 47 people got aids from a monkey.

[damgoneplatinum]

Funny how the BLACK man talks about aids and monkeys..Look whos talking Dave

[mjdayetube]

Hookin' up with an O-RANG-U-TAN next week..

[playm8ker7]

Rip your dick off grrr lol

[FUl0VECk]

"insert funny joke here"

[SupernovaPaul]

hahahaha. "Monkey pussy on tuesday, let me call Charlene on thursday"

[Gobbygiblet]

"Do you know how long it took to train it to suck my dick, without peeling it." Lol!

[melushus]

this is too funny!!!!

[crazymichael95]

47 are pussy lovers

[soapbox187]

the audience is filled with a bunch of prudes man! I would have been in the back cackling my ass off...with my monkey lol

[MRurMOMmydick]

Mo .. Monkey.. Pussy.. For me man hahaha lol WTF?

[gtakcmo816]

Big bright red Booty. lmao

[1011imawesome]

charlenes my mom!

[TheHipHopVlog]

screw the 46 people that dislike this

more monkey pussy for us

[Seferina19]

lmfao i'm so weak from laughing so hard xDD

[thuglife6161971]

HAHAHAHAHAH DAVES CRAZY!!! XD

[grimnoob]

Damn that was a good laugh, ppffhahahahah

[DancingSpiderman]

i'ma hang out at the Casino Hollywood... mo monkey pussy fo ME "

[AwpKillzU2Much]

chimps and arangataannngss!!

[landa717]

red booty hahahahahahahahaLOOL

[ItsNarwhalTime]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[AltairraTheEssplorer]

Lmfaoo.

[waistheman]

I have AIDS and I am deeply offended because I didnt fuck no monkey!......nah im just kidding dont got AIDS hahahaha

[joker5694]

"BIG BRIGHT RED BOOTY"  LMFAO

[stevefriedberg]

hey buddy.... yea...yeaaaa....there you go buddy, big bright red booty

[DeviousDave95]

AIDS was genetically manufactured to keep the population under control.

[spikedgav]

@DeviousDave95

A better way would be a virus which made people sterile.

[doodledo2]

@DeviousDave95 very few people die from aids thats just stupid to say that

[ilovebrandnewcarpets]

@doodledo2 I can't tell if you're trolling or just very stupid

[pakenplakes]

@DeviousDave95 gotta have the planet under certain population level

[Death82]

@DeviousDave95 it needs to be under control or else the whole planet will be destroyed...anyways enough of my opinions i love dave's humor! XD

[GoodBlackMusic]

@DeviousDave95

Not really. It came from Africa....

[PartyInMyPants428]

@DeviousDave95 well they need to send it over to china

[MaxTheMino12]

@DeviousDave95 to keep the black and gay population under control

[DUBmaster77]

@DeviousDave95 seriously?



[BrahnTheHandyMan]

@DeviousDave95 ok....

[greenpeacemyass]

@DeviousDave95 Cancer was too obvious a target?

[funkduz]

@DeviousDave95 the world is still over populated so i doubt it

[voodoochild346]

@funkduz the world isn't even close to being over populated. stop listening to eugenicists.

[BroWaffles]

@DeviousDave95 I hope you're kidding.

[JMort95]

@DeviousDave95 yeah thats why they dont cure it

[DonRMB]

@DeviousDave95 There's a skit on the CHAPPELLE SHOW where Dave is "The president" and he talks about how Crack and AIDS were made by the government specifically to harm the black population which is today as we all know the most affected one.

[MyGuillory]

@DonRMB It developed but lives in Gurillas throughout their life - I feel it was a gas attack or espinage.

[dreakheart]

@DeviousDave95 they found a new way to keep the population under control its called the army and sending people to a war country and getting killed hopefully

or agressive police who are trigger happy , seems to work ^^

[MrSpaghetti12]

@DeviousDave95 Yes and the Illuminati just anally probed your asshole too.

Moron

[clovelywindheaven]

Actually people constantly ate BUSH MEAT (infected monkeys/gorila had variation of the disease) and at that period of time i think 1950's within africa. It finally then contracted to humans and developed into aids... although first major outbreak was reported around 1980..

[FlipUpCoconutKing]

@clovelywindheaven Not sure about what you said, but I shall read into it. Actually, the first case was in 1977. 1977 is still around 1980, but I'm giving a more precise year. I believe it was in June or July...

[monsterbeats1102]

theres no in between!

[DancingSpiderman]

On my To Do List at work tomorrow.... To respond to someone at the staff meeting with "... so y'all can keep fuckin all these people if you want niggas... mo monkey pussy fo me!"

[joeythemanduran]

"Throw that shit in the tall grass to neva be seen again" LMAO

[TrentMorthland]

hookin up with an orangutan next week! thats all i fuck is chimps and orangutans.

[ttskatelr]

I was wonderin why people wernt laughin much and then it showed the crowd and it was a bunch of white people so i was like ooh i get it now

[IcyScythe]

lol just the title of this cracks me up. "Aids and monkeys".

hahaha

[maggotvision]

imma chill with my monkey tonight!

[RENEGADE100000]

lol if 1 peron fucked a monkey then they musta fucked alot of other people for it to pread, in then people they fucked lol hard to believe if you mart about it

[AminTheDream1]

Go To my homepage and watch funny videos and skits like Sorry Nicki Minaj Booty

[peacebwilly]

you cant get some monkey pussy on tuesday and be like imma call charlene on thursday

[MAVROro]

il neva fuck a monkey unless the monkey looks like paris hilton.

[EagleWingsTrick]

@MAVROro but... paris hilton is a monkey o.O

[FDASARO]

i think it was from someone getting in contact with infected monkey blood

[AlastorDarkAngel]

On a real note the first person with the virus was a french canadian homosexual flight attendant by the name of Gaëtan Dugas but i definitely appreciate the humor dave can find in such a grim subject

[XanderHunts]

Lmao hookin up with an Orangutang next week

[MrLonnie18]

Lame ass crowd smh....i would of been laughin my ass lol

[Duniarez]

the best comedian!

[Dwaynesname30]

Thats all i fuck is chimps and harangatangs lol 2:30

[Webster109]

zomg my birthday!

[Shamanshimmy]

I cried ahahahaha

[TheKoodude7]

I would of been in there getting weak

[sully596]

funnyist shit ive ever seen

[BigBearfromthe206]

The government created aids. 

[b1bIs1337]

@BigBearfromthe206 sure they did. They're also out to get the white man, right?

[BigBearfromthe206]

@b1bIs1337 Nope. The government is made up of the white man. They're out to get us niggers though. Tell ya that right now homeboy.

[Dwaynesname30]

@BigBearfromthe206 well its a little more specific than that .. its an actually group of people .. there way out in the desert in phoniex some where in an under ground lab ..and there coming up with all types of shit  .. We're fucked ....who ever survives the infection stage will be at war with one of our enemy's .. Grab a blunt and twist that shit up my friend ..

[Kanientakeron]

This audience is bullshit, fo'real.. How are they not goin crazy?

[LyrixRockWitIt]

@Kanientakeron Look at em, they all white. lmfaoo!!

[LyrixRockWitIt]

@Kanientakeron 1:47 Pause

[MHeat123]

@LyrixRockWitIt what am i looking for.

[XxLolo13AcexX]

@XLR8inFERno did white police sprinkle weed on you

[3picFailiNLiFe]

hangover part 2 probly got ideas from this

[peyman89]

hookin up with an Arraaangataaang

[deutschland08fn]

44 people are going to stay home and chill with their monkeys

[jaxify12]

hey buddy yeah yeah heyy there you go you great big red ass!

[Madimaadi]

Last night chim chim jerked me off with his feet nigga,,hmm only a aMONkey can,show you that :LOOve and Tenderness..GTFOH hahahahahahahahahahahaaa

[Shinsatsusama]

CHIM CHIM ! hahahha

[sukh5252]

'Y'all can keep fucking these people if you want niggaz....Mo monkey pussy for me!'

[Caboos76]

Mo monkey pussy fo me

[trixatarr]

that's all i fuck chimps and orangutaaaaaaaaaans!! HAHAHAHA made me LOL like hell

[gerballack]

that is the most hilarious shit xD, yeah i mean how could people fuck monkeys?

[VooDooLynx]

Only a monkey can show you that kinda love and tenderness!!!!

[chikamba123]

i think AIDS WAS CREATED BY SOMEONE BUT WHITE PEOPLE DONT SAY THE TRUTH

[lilsm555]

@chikamba123 wtff like every white person knows the truth about aids and they wont tell anyone lmaoo grow up.

[chikamba123]

@lilsm555 i meant the scientist

[lilsm555]

@chikamba123 not all elites are white they may not be black but they are not all white.

[courtneyahawkins]

43 people secretly fukk monkeys.

[Asniperheadshot]

It is a "firm decision" Dave.........also it would be weird... and hard to explain, thus resulting in a "sticky situation"

[Lvduggo69]

@Chompeto. That was one example not encluding himundreds of independent studys non biais studys done by sciencetists all over the world. .how do u think how aids got into humans ? U prob think it's a goverment plan or something.why am I arguing with a person that has no study but by listening to bullshit.

So how did it happen ?

[Tokyuuu]

LOL OMG! MO MONKEY PU**Y FOR ME! OMG IM DEAD!

[nolose423]

Sex with a monkey!

Word?

[whoatemyhummus]

Very insightful stand up! Dave proofed philosophically why AIDS didn't start with a human fucking a monkey.

[L0R3N23]

LMFFAOOO

[NY1love]

"Cause I'll I fuck is chimps and orangataaaaang."

[Lvduggo69]

@gopherman100. And u make up your mind by listening to what ? Comics and conspiracy nuts. I guess the study done by a hundred independent scientists and the discovery Chanel is not good enough for the info u got from wherever the fuck u got your info source. Please prove me wrong before talking to me.

[Chompeto]

@Lvduggo69 lol discovery channel hahaha !!!!! HAHA! discovery channel says oswald assasinated JFK. if you've watched that and still believe everything they say you must be out yo fucking mind

[HighLevelDude74]

y'all can keep fucking these people... its more monkey pussy for me!

[webjamin1]

it came from eating uncooked monkey meat

[SwaggKingGaminghd]

big bright red booty lmaoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

[buddhastalin]

you'll never get AIDS if you never get tested

[Lvduggo69]

No it was not ! Stupid ass pepole ! No dr said pepole had sex with monkeys. It came from Africa. It's documented by manny dr's arround the world exactly where it came from in Africa and how it became to b in humans.

Look it up !!!!!!!! Don't just b a sheep ! Make up your own minds after doing a little research.

[gopherman100]

@Lvduggo69 Yeah! Make up your own minds and listen to those scientists!

[sonep511]

@Lvduggo69 i did look it up, and i found a good article that mentions west africa. It was not sex with monkeys, but a virus that came from chimps, that infected humans through many different ways. One of those ways being the hunter theory, in which people would hunt chimps for food.

I did not find this on wikipedia

[faroan00]

aids was created in the american military laboratorys

[chrisrh420]

More monkey pussy fo me!

[MsCraziiChola130]

@chrisrh420 That's Sickk  /: Lmfao.

[pwodeyar]

srsly i will slap the next motherfucker who hates on this man

[gooodwoood]

hahahaha o shit im dyeing

[DaniloCamargo]

43 people had sex with monkeys and... ah forget it.

[AlastorDarkAngel]

@DaniloCamargo thumbs up for creativity lol

[johnnyboy9034]

@DaniloCamargo 46 people like to fuck monkeys and deny it.

[tabletka666]

43 people phuck monkeys

[theprofred]

which show is this clip from?

[cochran8874]

All I fuck is chimps and arangatang!!!

[kyle28wright]

"you know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my dick without peelin' it." "mmm"

[yootuubinatwerk]

ROFL

[samfordbulldog09]

Just in case anyone really thought this was true...most people believe the real origin of HIV and resulting AIDS is from infected monkeys cutting or scratching bush meat hunters in the forests of central Africa. If you don't believe me, you can look it up in wikipedia.

[jrg305]

@samfordbulldog09 Is wikipedia a valid source of information on something as sensitive a topic as this? Anyone can edit it.

[MichaelKrary]

@samfordbulldog09

Even Dave Chappelle knows the truth.

That's why he said..."words"

[iLoveGeliBeanz]

"ya either fuck monkeys or ya fuck people,there's no...in between"

[neversay09]

42 people have fuked a monkey

[TheJuantheGr8]

@neversay09 There, I thumbed up your comment so it gives you some confidence.

[neversay09]

@TheJuantheGr8 haha....you fukd a monkey didn't ya!...lol

[karinaketcup]

"You can't be like 'Imma get some monkey pussy on Tuesday' and then be like 'Imma call Sharlen on Thursday' NO"

god i love dave:)