Secret Agent Christian Movie

[iruparatso]

I...I'm not even going to ask why that kid is dressed as Fu Manch or the Asian lady has had her skin colored yellow.  I just...ugh.

[sonoki82]

The only thing missing from this film is the obligatory cameo by Mr. T.

[Vberg56]

Lololol

[DarkArcticSun]

im interested in the part were he lies to the chinese woman and the kid is like "what??". looks like they're at least addressing the 10 commandments and how they suck. makes me kinda want to watch it.

[wankerpanther]

Where the hell do you find this stuff?

[NotHomelessAnymore]

He looks like the 'God is doin' a nu thang' kid.

[ubersteigen]

..And a little boy calling a man with a purple Lincoln Continental "Dear" for some reason!

..I don't think these are agents of "truth" per say.

[Zeldarulah]

"Hard day at the office dear?"

HE SHOWED THEM.

[AsAboveSoBelow01]

Lol

[ksthebest]

Lol thanks for uploading

[nealithh]

Why do Christains make such bad movies?

[mikieginokc1]

I agree, Wow, I mean really, wow...

[aMulliganStew]

Wow.  Just wow. I couldn't sit through an episode of this if I had all the pot in eastern Kentucky.

[TheRichDarkEarth]

2:22

Madame Chang: "YOU LIE!"

Mickey Masters: "What?"

Madame Chang: "YOU LIE!"

[ChoofMonster]

I was almost certain (based on the clothing, hairstyles, acting and Computer-generated imagery) that this was made in the mid 1980s, until I looked it up; "Mickey Masters: Agent Of Truth - The Evil Plot Of Madame Chang" was made as recently as 1996!

The Jesus myth was likely intended as a temporary measure to keep Judaism alive without a temple in Jerusalem. It morphed and backfired spectacularly, essentially becoming a virus which bypasses rational thought processes.

[stephenexmachina]

Nickleback @ 1:50

[BloodRedLegend]

That very well may have been the worst thing I've ever seen.

[MsHojat]

Also, at the end they say there's 4 promises/rules to follow, but they only cover 3 (or technically 5). Was it maybe edited out of this video? or was the video just that bad?

[MsHojat]

It's funny how none of the rules of being an agent of truth involves actually having to tell the truth...

I don't know if it's just me, but I find that so hilarious it should get thumbs up.

[JESUStheATHEIST1]

I LOVE ROMAN LIONS.

[sheri226]

I don't think I could sit thru an entire movie like this. I will however watch a religious channel late at night or really early in the morning & laugh my ass off. Seems all the women on those programs have huge wigs & tons of make up. I guess Tammy Faye started a trend with them.

[mikedamat]

"An unlikely 14 year old recruit of the “Agents of Truth” knew that he would experience life-threatening dnager," [sic]

I want to see this movie XD

[EST0PA]

this ranks right between bestiality and a snuff film.

[AtheistActivist]

What, praying wasn't enough to defuse the bomb?

[MasamuneDate1]

WTF is happening in this world....

[Raxarax]

I don't know whether to rate this up because it's obviously put online because it's so stupid... or rate it down... because it's so stupid....

[TheBmachado]

........maybe i just did.

[slesperado]

Is that John Schlitt (the lead singer of Petra) sitting against that wall @ 2:33?

[stephenwalls1]

Where was Chuck Norris?

[stebbi94]

1:56

What was the fucking point of jumping over them? What exactly did he accomplish?

wat?

[ciaochowbella]

OMG!!! I am so convinced! I am completely swayed by their scripture and crappy acting to become an "Agent of Truth"!

I WANT GOD AS MY CREW CHIEF TOO!!!!

It was Machine Fun.....I mean "Gun"......and his uber-sexy, Christian moustache that snagged me. ME-YOW!

So do I get a butch-ass, quasi-military uniform when I become and "AoT"? Seriously, I need some fashion direction and this seems I-FUCKING-DEAL!.

[MacNutz2]

Arrrgh.

[WhatTheHellsAGigawat]

Its like a mix of McGyver and wishbone. Huh

[zxzIzxz]

Hell no! I wanna be an agent of lies!

[PJsCreed]

I so badly wanna get really high and watch this movie!

[AtheistToothFairy]

Secret Agent?

Yes, he keeps it a secret that the bible god is a man made invention

[closedmouth]

everything is terrible

[Abena20]

Racist representations of Chinese people: keep it classy.

[Nverdis]

Holy fuck WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE MOVIES? They're so horrible!

[Parabol0086]

Head over to Christian Film Database to vote 5 stars today! It's only on 4.5 stars at the moment...

[Angelalynx999]

Ah, the horribly bad movie! It burns! :p

[wayneqjr]

i hear that Ricky is all grown up now... he works in the adult film industry :/

[stephenwalls1]

@wayneqjr He's a power bottom. xD

[jsee12953]

Haha, oh xtians, you guys make the best comedies/tragedies :')

[masticina]

Mmm local actors.. or the cheesy kind. LOVELY!

[stephenzevon]

"give thanks in all circumstances" - THANK YOU for making this movie!

[NeroBaelside13]

Oh god oh fuck I'm dying! XD

[Buck2120]

I love terrible Christian movies. My girlfriend and I always try to find time to watch one every now and then. You'll laugh your ass off more than any comedy you've seen. Our favorites are from the early 90s.

[fallingskyz]

@Buck2120 lucky. where can i find a girl like her?? lol

[ZeerosFate]

@Buck2120 I do the same, but after smoking some durban poison. You'll laugh till it hurts.

[ubersteigen]

LoL! Quoting Leviticus while holding a football.. Check out 11:8!

[fallingskyz]

@ubersteigen lets hope it's not real pig skin, or he will surely burn. lolz

[fallingskyz]

what shit stains is this???

[Snowgoon901]

0:44 What a dumbass. He could have thrown the bomb back out the window but no, he tells the kid to jump out the window. He also could have followed the kid out the window but no, he stays in and with the bomb and commits suicide. Again, dumbass.

[Parabol0086]

@Snowgoon901

We are all frustrated, don't worry...

[zxzIzxz]

@Snowgoon901 He's going to hell for killing himself, then

[ZeerosFate]

@Snowgoon901 He could've prayed too.

[Zeldarulah]

@Snowgoon901 Haha, that's where you're wrong! Little did you know he did it on purpose so he could team up with Jesus and save the day!

[Snowgoon901]

@Zeldarulah Ahh I see, now it all makes sense.

[iruparatso]

@Snowgoon901 I think suicide is the only way he could have escaped a crappy Christian movie.

[fruitikay]

wtf...I don't even.

[Darkfirebrand]

"Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.... against Satan." G.I.Joseph

[burlapshire]

"Being an agent of truth is really cool" - that kid... YES! finally i can belong somewhere by wishful thinking alone!

[zillion167]

the only coochie better than him? 

[Ameliaisntimaginary]

kill me now.