@enisorian I usally use double the amount of water to rice. The water I (and i can only assume this guy) used for soaking is removed before adding it. Else it wouldn't be removing the starch.
This worked great for me the rice was a little dry best method so for, since I live by my self 2 cup of rice is way to much for me, if I make one cup of rice I guess I have to cut the cooking time in half.
I hope this rice frys as well the Chinese fry it. It LOOKS as if it will. I made some earlier [didnt wash it at all I'm ashamed to say] when I tried to fry it, it looked like mashed potato ! YUK ! Oh well - we live and learn. Thanks for your very entertaining methodology - I WILL try it next time I fancy some stir fry. [Incidentally - thanks to You Tube, I found this fantastic recipe for no knead breadmaking ALSO American ! Thanks American people ! I love you even if some don't !
@colliecandle yeh man i always do the same too. am about to have another go at making pork fried rice & this time will try this method to get mah rice fluffy lmao
i love the way the american cookers have words to say high, low, etc, like their too stupid to use numbers like the rest of the world. they have to be spoon fed common sense just like retards.
@moewishaw I love the way you said "like their too stupid"... when the correct way to write it would be "like they're too stupid".... they're = they are
I'm from the UK, currently living in Colombia, but the previous year I lived in Paris (France, if you didn't know where that is)... each "cooker" (we call the top part the hob) had/has "low, medium, high". However, the ovens have temperatures (numbers)...so I'm not sure which world you live in!
@moewishaw Yet if it wasn't for us stupid Americans much of the globe would be speaking German and living under the NAZI rule. Why don't you keep your ignorant opinions to yourself, you aren't born knowing everything! I get sick of the smug attitudes shown by foreigners toward Americans, you show your true stupidity everytime you open your mouth!
I'm a professional cook, and this method is definitely one I was taught in culinary school by a vietnamese chef, and have since used in application at a few restaurants. Entertaining vid to boot =P
I'm a professional cook, and this method is definitely one I was taught in culinary school by a vietnamese chef, and have since used in application at a few restaurants. Entertaining vid to boot =P
@kuna237 The unicorn does add extra flavor to the rice. They can usually be found in your average run of the mill magic glade that has running water and leprechauns. They love magic apples and fresh clover. :)
I cant get thr rice not to stick to the bottom when i cook in a stainless steel pot, why is that?? ive tried everything - yes i turn the stove on low after the water boils - what am i doing wrong? i cook my rice with butter though, although thats not a reason for the rice to stick as ive seen chefs cook with butter all the time on cooking shows.
@ihatechriss Try not using butter. The butter can make the rice stick. If you really want rice with butter in it, make it just like the video instructs without it, then add a little butter after it is done. Let me know how it turns out, but that should do the trick.
@mythofmyself stiring the rice too much after it starts boiling also causes the rice to release starch into the liquid and rice will become lumpy and stick to the bottom when its cooked.... in fact thats how to make risotto
Grab a home brew, making your own beer is a great one to add to the skill set not to mention it will be greatly appreciated during the revolution, besides that I would recommend any beer made by North Coast Brewing Company. Their Old Stock Ale makes my frog jump!
Best rice ever, and awesomely funny video, you had my husband and I in tears of laughter! Well, not my husband, he is too manly for that! But we both enjoyed it immensely! Thank you so much!! :-)
Best rice ever, and awesomely funny video, you had my husband and I in tears of laughter! Well, not my husband, he is too manly for that! But we both enjoyed it immensely! Thank you so much!! :-)
I did this but in stead of water i put beer and i added rosemary, oregeno, blk pepper, olive oil, butter and chicken stock cube...it was magical
Shanongao 2 weeks ago
yeah skrew this method for rice and the fucks up with the song? I want to make rice not watch food network porn.
DrunkPilgrams 3 weeks ago
@DrunkPilgrams Well piss off and go somewhere else then.
mythofmyself 1 week ago
Lmao this was hilarious
Fdthemaster1 3 weeks ago
really helpfull video mr.Kropotkin, thank you very much.
hopelessiconoclast 1 month ago
Ohhh Yeaaa ... rice.
SirGriefALot 1 month ago
I usually don't log in to thumbs up videos. But this was an exception
Fusi0nEncor3 1 month ago
@enisorian I usally use double the amount of water to rice. The water I (and i can only assume this guy) used for soaking is removed before adding it. Else it wouldn't be removing the starch.
GonzoInthefoot 1 month ago
LMAO. Learn how to make rice, but to the music of a porn movie. Theres something you'll never see Jenna Jamison do .... make rice
marlouis1 1 month ago
@enisorian If you have a better method you should make a video of it to inform us all.
mythofmyself 1 month ago
xD This was amazing, my fiance thought I was watching porn and called me dirty. //Insert cheesy "dirty rice" pun here.//
HellyBOOM 2 months ago
Wield spmnnngbnggfsfrdgdgtagfgfggkkagbbda
ttyl403 2 months ago
this is porn.....
Drixcs 2 months ago 2
@Drixcs foodie porn yes!
mythofmyself 2 months ago
This worked great for me the rice was a little dry best method so for, since I live by my self 2 cup of rice is way to much for me, if I make one cup of rice I guess I have to cut the cooking time in half.
hamerray 3 months ago
OMG Love this vid. The 80 porn background music made laugh as I was though the best way to cook rice. Can't beat that.
MistyHickey 3 months ago
best rice video ! alcohol makes the chef cook best foods :)
ducoci 3 months ago
New title suggestion: "Orgasmic Rice."
jerkasmo 4 months ago 2
lol what the hell is with the unicorn and porn music
HeyPusa 5 months ago
what was the purpose of removing the starch?
Phili721 5 months ago
@Phili721 It keeps the rice from sticking together.
mythofmyself 5 months ago
You bastard!!! Everybody in my house thought i was watching a porno!!!
soundbeans 5 months ago 4
Haha, every cooking 'how to' video should have a pet unicorn in there somewhere.
flibber123 6 months ago 2
I love rice, so this will totally help me make rice the right way.Thanks alot
minichocolatemoose 6 months ago 2
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minichocolatemoose 6 months ago
Great video and suggestions on cooking rice! Loved the porno movie background song...lol!
artemisaaaf 6 months ago 2
Thank you man! Thank you so much! This is first time in my life I made perfect rise. Keep rocking. ;)
nikolar91 7 months ago 2
That was some beautiful rice!,But does it matter what brand you use? if so what's your preference?
FilthyMage1011 7 months ago
@FilthyMage1011
I use organic rice in bulk but it should work with any rice you use except instant rice.
The brand really isn't important.
mythofmyself 7 months ago
YES! this is the right recipe. Explained very well too. It's very important to show details! Thanks!
jettero75 7 months ago 2
So how do you to Jasmine Rice?
TSquared2001 8 months ago
@TSquared2001 This method works for cooking Jasmine rice as well
mythofmyself 7 months ago
hahahaha u turned a lame exercise into something quite entertaining
NZBadboy 8 months ago 2
I hope this rice frys as well the Chinese fry it. It LOOKS as if it will. I made some earlier [didnt wash it at all I'm ashamed to say] when I tried to fry it, it looked like mashed potato ! YUK ! Oh well - we live and learn. Thanks for your very entertaining methodology - I WILL try it next time I fancy some stir fry. [Incidentally - thanks to You Tube, I found this fantastic recipe for no knead breadmaking ALSO American ! Thanks American people ! I love you even if some don't !
colliecandle 8 months ago
@colliecandle yeh man i always do the same too. am about to have another go at making pork fried rice & this time will try this method to get mah rice fluffy lmao
NZBadboy 8 months ago
LOL!!! I had to turn the volume down while watching this coz my roomy thought I was watching porn...
Archer74 10 months ago 2
i love the way the american cookers have words to say high, low, etc, like their too stupid to use numbers like the rest of the world. they have to be spoon fed common sense just like retards.
moewishaw 11 months ago
@moewishaw
Feeling a bit bitter I see. Have some rice, it will help get you back on your feet.
mythofmyself 11 months ago 2
@moewishaw I love the way you said "like their too stupid"... when the correct way to write it would be "like they're too stupid".... they're = they are
I'm from the UK, currently living in Colombia, but the previous year I lived in Paris (France, if you didn't know where that is)... each "cooker" (we call the top part the hob) had/has "low, medium, high". However, the ovens have temperatures (numbers)...so I'm not sure which world you live in!
natenorrish 10 months ago
@moewishaw Yet if it wasn't for us stupid Americans much of the globe would be speaking German and living under the NAZI rule. Why don't you keep your ignorant opinions to yourself, you aren't born knowing everything! I get sick of the smug attitudes shown by foreigners toward Americans, you show your true stupidity everytime you open your mouth!
Maples01 8 months ago
@moewishaw
as an american i love being talked down to by people who don't know the difference between their, they're and there.
Noddy93 6 months ago
@moewishaw Dude... it's "they're" not "their". Looks like you're actually the dumb motherfucker!
soundbeans 5 months ago
ummm what is the rice has 2 do with the woman making the weird sounds....?
MsWarsan 1 year ago
@MsWarsan
It has EVERYTHING to do with the rice. Maybe one day you'll understand.........
mythofmyself 11 months ago
@mythofmyself
hahahahaa.....
why wait one day when u can just tell me now..?
MsWarsan 11 months ago
Is it wrong that I felt compelled to masturbate during this video? Now whenever I cook rice ill be thinking "ooohhhh"
TurdFerguson718 1 year ago
@TurdFerguson718
No, it's not wrong at all. Wack it, then go and eat some rice.
mythofmyself 1 year ago
Lol - pretty funny. The clip reminds me of Pulp Fiction :D
The rice is awesome - you've got my vote...I'm going to try it out now.
h4xm4n 1 year ago
Unfortunately, I have never played chess..
yeaitwasme 1 year ago
this is BY FAR the best video on how to cook rice and NOT FAIL!
a huge thumbs up to you who made this video!
jjsavorn 1 year ago 2
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that turned out so perfect!! :) ive never cooked rice like this before and ill never go back. the rice was so AMAZING!!!! thank you :)
kris109845 1 year ago
that turned out so perfect!! :) ive never cooked rice like this before and ill never go back. the rice was so AMAZING!!!! thank you :)
kris109845 1 year ago 2
I'm a professional cook, and this method is definitely one I was taught in culinary school by a vietnamese chef, and have since used in application at a few restaurants. Entertaining vid to boot =P
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StRediculous 1 year ago 3
I'm a professional cook, and this method is definitely one I was taught in culinary school by a vietnamese chef, and have since used in application at a few restaurants. Entertaining vid to boot =P
StRediculous 1 year ago 3
Get a rice cooker -.-
Iarejeffrey 1 year ago
this rice education was borderline erotic..
e30roundel 1 year ago
Whenever i cook rice its always sticky and slimy. It also sticks to the bottom of the pot :s
05gobis 1 year ago
@05gobis Are you cooking it like this video instructs?
mythofmyself 1 year ago
where can i get the unicorn? also does it adds any extra flavour to the rice?
kuna237 1 year ago 3
@kuna237 The unicorn does add extra flavor to the rice. They can usually be found in your average run of the mill magic glade that has running water and leprechauns. They love magic apples and fresh clover. :)
mythofmyself 1 year ago
3:34 is the funniest part
Aceshigh12256 1 year ago
I cant get thr rice not to stick to the bottom when i cook in a stainless steel pot, why is that?? ive tried everything - yes i turn the stove on low after the water boils - what am i doing wrong? i cook my rice with butter though, although thats not a reason for the rice to stick as ive seen chefs cook with butter all the time on cooking shows.
ihatechriss 1 year ago
@ihatechriss Try not using butter. The butter can make the rice stick. If you really want rice with butter in it, make it just like the video instructs without it, then add a little butter after it is done. Let me know how it turns out, but that should do the trick.
mythofmyself 1 year ago
@mythofmyself stiring the rice too much after it starts boiling also causes the rice to release starch into the liquid and rice will become lumpy and stick to the bottom when its cooked.... in fact thats how to make risotto
peanutking242 1 year ago
one of the best instructive videos on youtube of all time! KING SHIT!!
udupirajkumar 1 year ago 2
hahahah giggle. thats a crack up. sounds like some seventies porn in the back ground. all cooking videos should have incorporated humour. good job :)
monmonz77 1 year ago 2
Brilliant! GREAT video. Not your usual boring cooking video! Looking forward to make me some rice now! :-)
RevolveShots 1 year ago
i lol'd
SCCOOTTER16 1 year ago 2
What kind of beer???
jbirsner 1 year ago
Grab a home brew, making your own beer is a great one to add to the skill set not to mention it will be greatly appreciated during the revolution, besides that I would recommend any beer made by North Coast Brewing Company. Their Old Stock Ale makes my frog jump!
mythofmyself 1 year ago 3
Kick ass video! Thumbs up
ryanlucas10 1 year ago 2
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Best rice ever, and awesomely funny video, you had my husband and I in tears of laughter! Well, not my husband, he is too manly for that! But we both enjoyed it immensely! Thank you so much!! :-)
francynorm 1 year ago
Best rice ever, and awesomely funny video, you had my husband and I in tears of laughter! Well, not my husband, he is too manly for that! But we both enjoyed it immensely! Thank you so much!! :-)
francynorm 1 year ago
This is by far one of the greatest vids I have ever seen.
Bravo97779 1 year ago 3
The most entertaining video on how to cook rice ever made. Pat yourself on the back.
perpetualbris 2 years ago 19
Great funky background, and I also liked the girl helping you out, Great video Thanks
bbbtttoooppp 2 years ago 3
Speaking of unicorns ...
mattbooth23 2 years ago 2