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  • loooove

    

  • Tim Minchin is absolutely amazing. 

  • @AraGuitar Indeed.

  • farkin' tony...

  • =D fucking brilliant. just fucking brilliant.

  • you know if people is to believe in god, then i shall offer blood to Tor (true Scandinavian name for Thor) and then die in battle(or while pillaging and raping monastery along the coast) with a weapon at hand so i can go to Valhalla and drink mead with Oden (true Scandinavian name for Odin) as that would make more sens the get a drip of "holy water" in your face and expect to be protected against "evil".

  • @MrSommar25 Dude im a dane, we invented the religion you're referring to, Odin is spelled Odin, Thor is spelled Thor, i'll let you know when you're doing it wrong.

  • @Chazorvigg if you could prove that the Dane really invented that religion then kindly prove it.

  • @MrSommar25 The myths of the Norse mythology come from the Danish + Norse which was orally handed down from generation to generation. I dunno where you got your facts but as one of the mothercountries to the mythology it is still spelled Odin and Tor / Thor

  • @MrSommar25 Hey hey hey. Don't you dare say that "Oden" is the "true" Scandinavian name for Odin :P In Norway, he is most definitely called "Odin" ^^ Tor, though, is quite rightly the correct spelling.

  • Where are Tim's shoes?

  • @TheSandman749 Tim never wears shoes. It's a homage to Tony.

  • @GeeMcBee Hahahah, ok

  • lol!!!!!!!! Amen Tim! LOL... I couldn't agree with you more!

  • I'm in America, Tim, and I'm not going to be throwing stuff at you in March! Of course, that's the gathering of atheists, so I guess I'll get to see you relaxed.

    Holy shit, I'm so excited.

  • Jesus Saves - and takes half damage

  • ALL HAIL TONY BRINGER OF THE FEET!!!

  • @BluesHarp60 Yes... Yes we are.

  • @BluesHarp60 I'm guessing you are religious?

  • @BluesHarp60 Yes, we are.

    I'd like to point out, though, that your selection of the word "Joker" might be odd, since he is, in fact, a comedian, and whether or not we're all atheists here, we want him to be joking.

  • I love his joke on 'relativist morality'... But I didn't like when he talks, so enthusiastically, about 'natural selection'.

  • My favorite line:

    .. you know if he (Tony) could look forward just a few short hundreds of millions of years, to see one of his descendants, and Israeli Jew by the name of "...Jesu.." having a nail hammered through his feet, the very feet that "Tony" provided him with, as a punishment of having a sort of schizophrenic discourse with God who was created by man to explain the existence of feet in the absence of the knowledge of the existence of Tony...

  • I love that he uses the creatards 'understanding' of evolution! Makes it even funnier!

  • With an issue as important as "Huge conscious entity that rules all of space and time", shouldn't we DEMAND proof, even moreso than for gravity, quarks, and other such traditionally scientific endeavors? Isn't the question of "Does something all powerful rule us?" more important than many other things, especially if it's true. While we may never know for sure whether the answer, the main historical claims of Christianity, as well as many other religions, have all but been debunked.

  • @Hazgled1 That's a fairly common viewpoint. My question, however, is why do the faithful take pride in believing in something that there is no proof of? Why do the faithful take pride in believing something that there is no reason to believe in? By your own ostensible values, god gave us brains for a reason, so wouldn't this same god want us to demand proof before we believe in him/her. By not doing so, wouldn't we be spitting at this god's arguably most intricate creation?

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  • The genius in this is that, sure it's going to annoy the religious people - but it's also such a bodgy description of how evolution works that it'll bug people who understand evolution too. :D It's almost satirising both "sides".

    It's also hella funny. :D

  • There are roughly 130 million humans born each year. So a 1 in 64 million birth occurrence like he mentions will happen about twice a year.

  • Thank GOD for Tim Minchin.

  • Eddie Izzard and Tim Minchin are the saints in my church!

  • lol forever

  • Awesome to see someone commenting on what an "idiot" Tim is while using the word "seizes" in place of "ceases" in his argument. Hello irony!

  • religious people get mad because he actually has a point and they know it

  • @dookieforaday actually religious people get mad in the same why that atheists get mad when religious people shove their beliefs down their throats :P

  • @julsiepilolee Atheists don't really get mad. Just argue reasonably.

    Besides if religious people don't want "beliefs shoved down their throats" why watch videos or go to shows that deliver just that?

  • @dookieforaday i dont think you could say 'all' atheists, i think it just depends on the person really. i know what you mean, if it annoys you, its best to avoid it. there's no point in getting mad, because you can never deliver your point across properly if you do. i was just trying to point out how religious people getting irritated is the same as i would believe atheists would get irritated if an ott religious person tried to preach their beliefs to them. do you see what i mean?

  • @julsiepilolee I know what you mean. But at the same time it's reallyyyy annoying because.. they're wrong..

  • @dookieforaday i guess we'll never know... until we die :D

  • it never seizes to amaze me how idiotic the masses can be about deep philosophical questions. This guy and his followers personify it

  • 29 are stupid! xD haha 

  • Man is the only animal that knows he's going to die, so we invent a heaven to keep from going crazy. Most people are hypnotized by organized religion from childhood.

  • @kaykko It wasn't created to prevent people from going crazy, it was created as a feeble attempt to extend our lives by providing another life that lasts forever.

  • @Dennygieck of course, you know even if this were the case it (which we havent a shred of evidence for) tells us nothing about the truth or not of that position. this comedian clown doesnt get these things; he is simply not clever enough.

  • @pete26785 How would you know how clever Tim Minchin is? You think because you watched his COMEDY skit you know the level of his intellect?

    P.S: 'Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved'

  • @ColonelKook the guy is a buffoon and its low level gutter comedy. Your comment re 'faith and denial' is simply silly. faith is a confidence in something, like you may have faith in your life partner etc but not in their existence. this muppet simply misunderstands this and Im guessing most of those laughing do also.

  • @pete26785 you don't understand faith. Faith, by definition, is belief in something for which you have no evidence. I have evidence for my partner, I don't need faith in them. I trust them, and they earn that trust, and if they do something that goes against that trust, I stop trusting them. If I had faith in them, then I would still have faith even if they beat me black and blue. Thats what faith is.

  • @hazgled1 wow just wow im with tim on all of this ! you said " Faith, by definition, is belief in something for which you have no evidence" i watched a youtube video where they where debating this "faith" people have in something that no one has ever had any evidence of that's like saying i beleave in the muffin man! Because he was in a book!.... but this video i saw said this "Faith, by definition, is belief in something for which you have no evidence AND I DONT DO THAT BECAUSE IM NOT A IDIOT

  • @Superior463 can you please send me a link to or the title of the video you watched? :)

  • I also beleive in rocks, but not gravity thats just silly

  • @defendagainstfruits That would be cool... Build houses in the sky, throw a rock into space..

  • @AChefla Everyone wants to prove everyone else wrong. It's a great feeling the reason I find people who believe in faith without proof so annoying is because you might as well just pick any shit. Just because the bible is old doesn't give it any weight I could believe a big dragon lives in a mountain and is protecting me with absolute no proof and I'm instantly on the same ground as you with faith. So why believe something that is clearly a fairytale?

  • @Uppers202 Why not believe? Isn´t it my choice? As said, i did say in the 1st post i wrote here: I´m a very liberal christian, mostly I just believe that there is a "higher force" and that its better to live life doing good rather than bad :)

  • @Uppers202 Im interested on what grounds exactly do you think the New Testament is false?

  • @pete26785 Are you serious?

  • I dont believe in god, i believe in the afterlife, the heaven and hell, not the actual god tough :)

  • @ArksTheArks how and where do you think or suggest hell/heaven exist?

  • One thing that I find interesting is that it seems to me that English and Australian people (judging from their comedy) tend to group Christians and Pagans together in the "religious" category, as opposed to the "non-religious" category, whereas in the United States, society tends to group Pagans and Atheists together in the "non-Christian" category. It's weird.

  • Why would any religious person (such as myself) find this offensive? I mean fundamentalists maybe but those are crazy and are offended by everything...

  • "Fuck me, those are going to come in handy"

  • TONYYYYY :D

  • If you honestly can't comprehend how this offends some people you are ridiculously stupid. Personally I think it's hilarious but I can understand why it upsets some people.

  • I think I'm just going to point out the fact that I go to church every Sunday, and firmly believe in God.. and Tim Minchin is amazing. He's funny as hell, and that's the point. :) And my favorite song happens to be 10 ft. Cock and a Few Hundred Virgins. :)

  • If science can't prove it, there's still an chance that it happend, but if science can dis-prove it (we're working on it, be patient) there's a 99.99% chance that it never happend. . . fuck it if we can dis-prove god it never fucking happened, even if we can't dis-prove it. IT NEVER HAPPEND

  • I'm an atheist because of this guy!! :D

  • I think Tim holds within his genetic code the chance for man kind to take a HUGE evolutionary leap forward. . . The leap of awesomeness

  • The fish-part reminds me SO much of Eddie Izzard!

  • Tim Minchin is bloody brilliant.

    (Although his explanation of evolution is slightly incorrect- a species evolves not an individual- as my Bio teacher as said many times)

  • @JaciintaM I'm certain he knows this completely, but he needed to sound funny. Facts can be bent for comedy~~

  • I'm a Roman Catholic and this guy's still funny as

  • 26 god botherers watched this.

  • Russel Brand Woz ere.

  • i like how pretty much every war in history had religious beliefs in the shadows religion your a gay cunt like your priests

  • Evolution? Really? this is a religion in its own right now. But Evolution is a straight forward movement. As in A leads to B and so on. this being so What the hell would having a convex eye would achieve? The calculations it takes to turn the entire world upside down faster than one can see is beyond the realm of Evolution. And with no natural defenses how are we alive? Mans learning curve is far too long to account for intelligence as the deciding factor.

  • @Pyrateentertainment I've come to this video to laugh at a funny guy take the piss out of religion, not to explain to you why your view on Evolution is wrong. Go to your nearest University (NOT your stupid church), go to the biology department (NOT the theology department) and ask any Biology lecturer (NOT your priest) and ask him if evolution is true.

  • @Pyrateentertainment You wouldn't ask you priest to teach you particle physics, so why trust him on evolution? Just because you are either too lazy or too stupid to understand evolution, doesn't mean everyone doesn't understand it. If you have any questions, ask the previously mentioned biology lecturer and I'm sure he will explain the answers, because he probably has had to answer the same ignorant question a thousand times before...

  • @Pyrateentertainment Saying Evolution is a religion is like saying believing in Gravity is a religion.

  • @Blacklightdragon17 If conventional religion denies observation to maintain their belief as the Mr. Minchin states then evolution does the same thing. For the Bible was used on many occasions to find cities and places of myth. Gravity is recognized by evolution and religion as a smaller part that makes up the whole. But in the end a anything can be made into a god and worshiped so yes the worship of gravity is possible thus becoming a religion all to itself.

  • I'm kinda religious (Not the "sundaychurch kinda type,but never the less), but i still fucking love this :D He's really funny :D I don't get it why religious people get mad at his jokes:

    A) They're jokes, don't take them so seriously.

    B) They're actually funny.

    C) Why does everyone have to believe in God? You say people are free to choose what to believe in. Why do you have to get mad if his opinnion of... well, everything is different than yours?

  • @AChefla To put it simply, you're smart. thank you for being on youtube to balance things out. youtube could use more people like you. this would be a much happier place.

  • @AChefla I've been a Christian for 12 years, yet my favorite comedians are people who disagree with religion. Minchin, Burnham, and Connolly are three of my favorite comedians. Although, I must admit, Bill Maher is kind of an asshole.

  • @JeremyBarandela try jim jefferies or eddie izzard... they're jokes are spot on

  • @AChefla I don't understand people like you. How can you laugh, and defend, someone whom so eloquently destroys everything you believe in ?

  • @georgeserrano You can make a joke about incest. You can laugh at it and that doesnt mean you like incest, the joke just was funny. Tims jokes are funny even thought my beliefs are radically different from his. And Tim wont destroy "everything i believe in", cuz a religion cant be proven wrong. Most of this clip is about evolution and it says in bible "God created this all in 7 days", who said that those 7 days are the same as "our" 7 days? and that He didnt use evolution to create all this.

  • @AChefla the bible says god did not use evolution to create all this... and it's 6 days. and people can prove religion wrong. the bible is proved wrong about things all of the time.

  • @BigBen81 No, bible doesnt say God didnt use evolution. And ye, 6 days + 1 days rest, whotever. And as said we dont know if the 6 or 7 days in bible is the same as our 6 or 7 days. It says in bible that there is no time in heaven (=7 days might as well be 100 mil. years), and Bible is written by man and its so to say "free translation of Gods opinnions" cuz God didnt write it, man did "inspired by the help of Holy Spirit". Religions are based on God(s) and you cant prove that God doesnt exist.

  • @AChefla then why does the church refute darwinism?

  • @spdexter1980 Because church doesnt really have anything to do with christianity now days. But ofcourse this is just my personal thoughts about things, its not the same as the churchs. Church doesnt save you, Jesus does. Thats pretty much my whole opinnion about Christianity. The church has killed millions of people, Christianity itself: none.

  • @AChefla How can you claim that? This vengeful jealous God of yours sure have a thing for genocide in the bible..

  • @Awesomelyreasonable Tru, in the old testament there is a genocide, but it also is clear that people had a choise not to die due to floods and get on the noa´s ark, this is according to bible. But as you might know, christianity is based on new testament. 

  • @AChefla Do you not still worship the God of the Old Testament? How do you reconcile being a good person (I assume) with sucking up to the worst character ever created in human history, other than that you believe you will go to hell if you don't?

  • @TheBiAtheist I don´t do worshipping, as i said in my first post here: My faith is pretty liberal, mostly I just believe that there is a "higher force" and that its better to live life doing good rather than bad :) I´m not judging you by the fact that you are not a believer, why do you judge me automatically because i am a believer? :=) And why do you assume that i´m some conservative idiot who thinks that anyone who doesnt believe in the same things as i are "From satan".

  • @AChefla I was not judging you, I only ASKED you two questions. Judgements are statements, and I don't know you (and even if I did, I wouldn't insult you), which is why I asked.

    I also don't assume that you're conservative, or an idiot, and I never stated that.

    "christianity is based on new testament." <~ I only asked why you could ignore the Old Testament and only use the New, when the same supposed God 'inspired' both.

  • @TheBiAtheist Mmh, you´ve got a point, I admit that. And yes, the God i believe is the same in old and new testament, but as said: Christianity is based on new testament, If i´d be basing my faith completely on old testament id be jewish. But i´m done answering these posts here, I rly got better things to do than just keep answering posts in youtube :D

  • @AChefla Fair enough.

  • @Awesomelyreasonable And why is it with you that you have a need to prove someone else wrong? Why cant you accept that some ppl want to believe? Id get it if i was trying to make you believe, but i aint, so why the hostility? And even thought im a believer i also know quite a bit about science, i study physics. And Im reasonable, even thought im a believer. Dont assume that im a conservative idiot cuz i believe, I´m not assuming that you are a atheist nerd just cuz u think God sucks/doesnt exist

  • @BigBen81 Thought you cant prove that God DOES exist, but thats the point of faith. The point is to believe in something that you cant prove and there is no need to prove it. Faith.

  • @AChefla what does that have to do with what i said?

  • @BigBen81 thats not all i wrote, that was just a part of what i responded to you, check out for the earlier comment :) I did it in 2 parts because i´ve got only 500 letters to use / post :)

  • @AChefla Dude. You are the ideal fucking Christian. <3

  • @AChefla Thank you!

  • @AChefla You, my friend, are what I view as the "Awesome" kind of religious person. I applaud you :)

  • @PezzerDude65 hahaha, thanks :D

  • I am an avid Bible-basher, and love this kind of humour, but i never really... 'got' Tim Minchin..

    This has converted me, as it were.

    Thank you Tony.

  • Hail Tim Michin and his strange talent of stringing over 10 words together quickly!

  • i love this tim minchin is the bollocks!!!!!

  • Brilliant!

    

  • This man is a genius.

  • i am probably tired of life,because tim minchin no longer can make me smile...

  • i believe in an eight-ball god, i make sacrificial shots to reap the divine ones at the end of the game

  • This is awesome

  • Tim Minchin is hilarious! but he is also very clever in so many ways! not just in his song writing but in his stand up too! and his songs are funny but most of them also have a message too... he picks topics like the enviroment and poverty and stuff like that, he makes them funny but still leaves enough emotion and seriousness in them for us to realise that he is talking about somthing very important! and i love him for it! he is emense! Thanks for caring Tim! :)

  • I want his hair.

  • ... and my wife! *ding*

  • He might be my new comedian. I realized this upon my daydream that I could one day hug Tim Minchin.

  • is this from "So F**king Rock" :)?

  • how can you dislike this video ?????????????

  • @marinaboyz You clearly don't get it's a joke

  • @marinaboyz Replay 4:19 to 4:28 ad infinitum.

  • @marinaboyz Evolution is real. But the fish bit is a joke.

  • @marinaboyz Wow, this really must have twisted your knickers. You're almost nonexistent, to judge by your channel view, but you felt moved to respond to this. And all to be wrong . . . the fact is, you're handling your English a little too well to be so unsophisticated and unaware of irony. I think you're a trolling Jesusfreak shill. Just sayin'.

    Why don't you go waste your nice English proselytizing on your own sites of interest? You won't convince

    anyone here.

  • @marinaboyz You're kidding, right?

  • @marinaboyz It ... you know ... works (*duck*)

  • @marinaboyz The fish thing was a joke... that isn't even how evolution works. It is a gradual process. An example of how feet COULD have evolved is as follows: one fish would be born with small things that they can move on the bottom of their body. This would be a mutation. It would help the creature to survive because it can move along the sea bed more easily. It would then pass this trait onto its offspring within whom it may be more emphasised, giving them a greater chance of survival.

  • @ahotbanana tetrapod limbs actually evolved from the already-existing front and back fins of ancient "fish" rather than a small "limb-bud" appearing, and there's a lot of fossil evidence [found in Canada >3] that shows a transition from "fish" to tetrapod.

  • @yukikurama I am well aware that that isn't how they ACTUALLY evolved. It was just an arbitrarily invented example for the purpose of explanation in the absence of my knowledge of how they actually evolved and a presence of apathy towards doing some research.

  • @ahotbanana I figured. I'm just letting you know. ;P

  • @yukikurama OK, thanks then :P

  • @ahotbanana so what your saying is as the years go on peoples feet are going to get bigger??

  • @ImTheLastUchiha If having bigger feet will increase the chance of reproduction for the organism then yes.

  • @ImTheLastUchiha are your feet bigger then your same-gendered parents? mine are. not by much but they are bigger, I am also taller then my same-gendered parent and grandparents too. humans are (mostly) growing bigger with every genration. look back at medevil kings and queens they slept comfortably in what is now considered a childs bed. (sorry for typos... i'm a bit dyslexic)

  • @Tamashi88 Yes but that's more likely down to diet and nutrition than actual evolution. Of course, it's still a factor. The thing about you looking at your parents feet is an example of anecdotal evidence and confirmation bias. You'd have to carry out a study comparing the feet sizes of fathers and sons, for example, in order to make a claim like that

  • @twalker166 I know this... sort of (Arts Major...almost science illiterate) I was using the example of feet as anecdotal evidence ... >.>

    also as to your nutrition & diet point, while that would be true for some members of society (most) the nobility & royals would have had -for the most part- a good diet with healthy foods & exercise... perhaps not as we have now. and yet they where just as short as the rest of them.

  • first dude ever to have..feet

  • @Tamashi88 Average human height has actually varied a great deal through history, not just steadily increased.

  • @marinaboyz If this trait was continuously passed on, then anything that would aid movement further would also evolve. Eventually this could turn into feet.

    Please note:

    This is not to say that this is definitely how feet evolved, but just an example of how they COULD have evolved to help you understand better.

  • @marinaboyz Considering Tim didn't accurately portray evolution, it would seem like a ridiculous fairytale. Evolution itself, however, is no fairytail and is backed up by so much evidence and is so widely accepted by the scientific community that it's just...idk. And the whole "fish reasons and communicates like a human" is just him being silly. I doubt he honestly thinks that's what really happened.

  • Whats to prove

  • No you gosh damn fools the law of transference with the law of thermal dynamics prove that there is no end as with energy heat and force

  • i love him monotone till the end of that phrase :)

  • He's so unique...love that.

  • 5:10 the best moment :P

  • ... Maths,,, :$

  • I am mutated in my ribs aha. Dont see the evolutionary benfits yet, yet its hand when washing plates. Or to put your cup down in it while your sitting.

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  • The law of thermal dynamics proves that there is an afterlife weather it is as shiny and glamorous as everyone wants is an entirely different story.

  • @ZaiahMaxx: "afterlife weather"?! I'd love to study that using thermal dynamics. (I know, I know, I'm being mean.)

  • @ZaiahMaxx No, it proves that the energy in your body goes somewhere. Being released as heat is not even close to an afterlife. Unless suddenly heat and consciousness are the same thing now? If so, I didn't get that memo.

    -IMP ;) :)

  • @ZaiahMaxx So if this glass of cold water turns to room temperature in an hour, does that mean it went to heaven?? Hooray!

  • Genius.

    

  • Genius.

  • TIM MINCHIN IS SO ANTI - RELIGION HE CALLS OUT BIG BAG THEROY IN BED :P

  • @xom400 big bag theroy? you mean *BIG BANG THEORY*

  • @artfreakandrew You mean, the Theory Of Evolution?...

  • @katrinahxc

    BLASPHEMY!

  • I live for bumper-based philosophical arguments. Even better, stickers on trunks and the axioms they produce.

  • i believe in ROCKS

  • He's so incredibly natural... you get the feeling that no one went over his speech beforehand to weed out politically incorrect phrases, he just expresses his thoughts. Just for that, he deserves a huge bloody medal, and tons of radio time.

  • i dont know if there is anyone in the world i respect more than Tim Minchin. The fact that he will openly express his feelings of evolution and religion is just awesome. Most people would just pussy out and change their material before actually doing it.

  • Hey, guys! Let's ostracize 19 people for being different!

  • What are the possible chances of the people that don't like this clip by chance just so happen to be religious?

  • @TheDemonofIce Exactly 1 in 64 million.

    -IMP ;) :)

  • @IceMetalPunk Wow . . . . That's fairly accurate and understandable

  • @TheDemonofIce High-all

  • @TheDemonofIce

    definately, above 0.

  • BAHAHAHA! correctness thats funny!

  • "Magic happens- so does... cot death"