I'm Terran, I've been offracing as Zerg for a while and I've been losing to cheap tactics such as Mass Marines and such. Instead of complaining about balance, I think about what did I do wrong, what could I do better, etc. etc.
If there was a balance problem, Blizzard would fix it by now. Blizzard isn't the kind of game developer who would let their games rot because of imbalance. If they were, Warp Gate research would still finish by 40 seconds nowadays.
@sparkyk24 Not really, the reason why they addressed that Terran is "UP" in lower levels is because Terran is harder to play on the lower levels. But on higher levels, Terran is doing pretty fine.
@coldvolcano22 this video is over a year old and the whining in it is no longer applicable. appreciate it as comedy not a take on CURRENT TvP balance.
@NattyStarcraft It's totally applicable if you're a zerg. Zerg can't do SHIT vs a terran, unless you have 200000 APM and constantly pulling cheesy shit to whittle them down little by little. All a zerg can really do is try to stop the expansion and keep trading with double the number of bases until they bleed their minerals.
As a protoss player I've found ways to beat Terran players most of the time, but it seems to me like i have to try much harder than they do and tech faster. When I'm up against a Terran player who is as skilled as me or slightly more skilled i lose.
I don't like how Protoss has been reduced to a hit and run and sentry force field dependent race. Protoss are supposed to be devastating warriors that don't need to run and hide after every push or counter-push.
@ColdVolcano22 If they nerfed marauder slow... so you can't infinitely slow units or it costs energy... that would help. And also marauders shouldn't be able to stim.
@ColdVolcano22 marauder slow is fine for me. then again, I play zerg so I don't really feel it. anyhow, from the 4v4s where I've played toss, I can say that what irks me about marauders is the stim more so than the concussive shell. anyhow, having charge zealots and force fields and range 6 immortals help out a lot. aside: i hate it though when I lose my sentries T_T makes me qq.
@idleeidolon 4v4 is a very different gameplay dynamic involving much more unit specialization and the advantage of massing up a little more while your allies hold off any smaller waves. I was talking more about 1v1. Even charge lots aren't much use once the bio ball is large with stim and medivac reinforcement, which is standard terran.
If it wasn't for maurader slow and vikings i think i would've won a lot more games.
@ColdVolcano22 you have a point there. but i'm still more annoyed by how much damage a pack of stimmed marauders can to to armored stuff and to buildings. especially since they have so much HP to spend when stimming. stimmed rines can fail especially when the player over stims at the wrong time and gets his bunch of rines dead to a fungal or a storm. marauders are just a bit too forgiving of bad control imho T_T
@idleeidolon Agreed. In fairness Terran isn't half as OP as it was back in the day, it's been patched well, i just think it needs slightly more nerfing. I liked the idea of the guy who said marauder slow should be energy dependent, so that when they run out of energy they can't slow until they have more.
@ColdVolcano22 all in all, i feel that terran units themselves aren't OP, it's just that they cost so much less gas than the other races. and it isn't in a unit vs unit comparison, it's in the dynamics of the fight, where to do a certain amount of damage to another player, the other races have to invest more gas in a certain composition than terrans have to. sure their weakness is that they burn through their mins thanks to mules and they are more vulnrable to starve tactics but they have pfs
@idleeidolon Overall i agree with that assessment, i still think marauder's are a little too cheap, but yes you're right to say it has to do more with the macro dynamics of the fight. For Dark Templar work great in a short game and starve tactics are my only way to win a long game. If i can get a proxy pylon in at the start that works out too.
@idleeidolon I agree. Whenever I watch a game casted on Youtube and see stimmed Marauders ripping through everything, I just have to stop the vid and look elsewhere for a while. It's so painful.
You don't see Stalkers or Roaches doing the same. You don't see Immortals or Hydras doing the same, they're too slow. Marauders, now they are fast boys. In general I just think that Blizzard loves Terran all too much for the game to be ever balanced properly.
@noobenstein rofl wtf you talking about ... zealots are like fucking tanks... they take a shit load of damage without dying.... not to mention fucking colosus don't even bring that shit up .... stalker..chargelot...colosus ... protoss win everygame
@sinsukiller shows how much you know... last game the enemy just had marine, not even marauder. A efw stims and medivacs to help. Killed my army which was larger. Only had 1/1 upgrades, and I had more. Nothing can be done about mass stim marine. Chargelots evaporate before they get close even.
@noobenstein You can easily hold off with sentry stalker ..then make colosus and rape there whole marine army easily..... by the time terran have medivac you should have colosus to steam roll mass marines ..even with medivacs ....Colosi > terran bio army
@sinsukiller rofl wtf you talking about ... step stimmed marines are like fucking bugs... they spray a shit load of damage without dying.... not to mention fucking maruaders with the shit slow effect .... Area effect EMP..stimpacks...medivacs ... terran win everygame
@AstropilotStudios Which cost 300 min and 200 gas and aren't that great unless you have the range upgrade on them which costs additional resources. In short, Colossus is a tier 3 unit that isn't really viable on one base. If we do go 1 base Colossus and the one or two we pump out end up getting slowed by marauders and dying that's pretty much game over.
@ColdVolcano22 Protoss ez'est race to use hands down they dont need to attk jsut force feild there ramp and wait till they have an army before attking ... its a noob friendlly race
@sniperkid23333 You do realize ff only lasts a few seconds and then energy runs out right? Also, each sentry costs 100 gas. Any player with half a brain would just back out and come back up with ff runs out. What race do you play?
@sniperkid23333 did you play starcraft I ? Protoss never need to turtle like hell, forcefield the ramp wait for collossus or storms to push out at that time, whats the problem? fucking maruader and slow
@ColdVolcano22 dude, no matter what race you play you will feel the same about the opposing race. It's a psychology thing. Do you think i don't hate protoss as a zerg? Everytime i see how hard i get those wins and how much effort i put into it, while enemy player has half of my APM..
@insight1337 I think there is some truth in what you just said but i do still think Terran is slightly OP. They're just too versatile. Are you saying as a zerg you usually have higher APM than toss? Zerg are much more macro intensive than protoss but we are much more micro intensive.
@ColdVolcano22 as a zerg I agree with you. i love it when I'm up against a toss who fails at force fields or misses storms or feedbacks, or blinks into lings. :D
just cuz terran is good doesn't mean theyre op. play terran and you'll win... the whole point isnt balance, just cuz zerg sucks doesnt mean terran shud get nerfed
I play Protoss...and this sounds disturbingly like me when I'm ranting at my Terran friend...on the subject of balance I think blizzard is close to evening out the TvP matchup but I think Zerg is being left out...
I would say Marines are OP, but then think about if Marines were nerfed. Terran would literally have nothing. Some rauders, Zerg will rape that, toss would have some difficulty but would be very manageable. Terran have no good late game units, because the T1 unit is so good.
@RazzleDazzle2340 your SOOOO right!!! I mean what would they have!? ghosts with emp siege tanks best air unit viking mauaders stims lift off ghosts that's basically nothing did i forget they get a unit that can block projectiles and a unit that is a healing transport? where is that unit for zerg toss? if you say queen has heals ill rip your dick off.
@RazzleDazzle2340 yeah, the running joke is that 3/3 rines are the terran tier 3 unit :D not thors, bcs, or ghosts. thors are really good tho especially if you mass them and hit at a certain timing. of course they quickly become useless once the opponent figures that you have them, but hey terran is so hard to scout in the first place so i'd say there's a decent chance of making it work. LOLOLOL.
@shootingmen NO they don't. Nerfing the hellion already killed an evolving terran metagame and they're once again only suited for harrassment and early game map control vs zerg IF you have the micro for that. Your inability to spot hellion drops and not line up your probes or drones to be killed in one shot by splash damage does not call for another nerf.
@shootingmen No, you need to stop crying foul over bullshit. -Or at least make a rational arguement as to WHY terran should be nerfed and making a suggestion that fixes the issue WITHOUT turning terran into a shallow underdesigned race like Protoss and zerg currently are.
@shootingmen Like I said. Giving toss and zerg more options and flexability should be blizzards goal. Not nerfing terran to be shit. And no, you being terran means nothing.
@shootingmen Based on the comments on your page, I'd say you're the little kid that's close to suicide. I'll ask a favor of you. When you do kill yourself, try not to do so in some obnoxious, attention-seeking manner, like a public shooting or something. Jack Tompson has enough ammo to spread his anti gaming propaganda with.
@IneedAbttrscreenname i suggest trying to nerf them in cost in a ptr by adding gas. i'm not saying this as an "absolute" solution. just something to try out and experiment. after all, that's what ptrs are for. it's just that harass from other races that does a similar amount of damage nydus/muta or dt/phoenix/warpprism costs so much more gas. and face it, with mules terrans have no problems with getting minerals.
@shootingmen i really do hope they try adding 10 to 25 gas to their cost in a ptr or something. good sim city, bunkers and mules allow some terrans (the decent ones) to just throw away 8+ hellions like it's nothing. after all they just lost 800 mins and it's worth it given that if only 4 of the 8+ hellions survive they have a chance to wreck your mineral line -- whatever your race.
its funny cause when i played zerg at first everyone said they were OP.. so i switched to toss... got to plat... and then everyone said toss was OP.. so i switched to terran.. and then everyone said it was OP.. so fuck all you lol i do what i want :D
I wanna cry now, how imba Terran is in all matchups. + It's the fact, that TvT's are a coinflip - that shows the imba power of the terran. I think goliath needs a comeback, thor needs to be garbaged...
BEST STRAT VS TERRAN: go for a quick colossus before expo to harrass, start producing carriers for base defence then follow it up with a mothership and mass recall your 50 voids to his main. insta-win :D
People call terran imba and yet they continue to not build sentries, not scout, and try to cheese them. This doesn't work in plat+ guys, get a legitimate strategy. Oh, and toss requires the least skill. Terran need 3 different strategies to win the different matchups, and toss require 1 strategy to beat them all: Colo Ball. Marauders don't do well against most zerg units, not good in every matchup. The pros say TvP is the most even matchup right now, toss got buffs in last patch while zerg needs
@Reign274 What a load of BS. Yes, sentries might be a little effective, but then the siege tanks come in and you've got a banshee or two knocking on your nexus and it's gg. Terran is OP, they have been since release. At first they were RIDICULOUSLY OP, now they're just kind OP, but still OP.
"toss requires the least skill" - LMFAO! You're a noob i can tell. Toss requires by far the most micro. gtfo.
@Reign274 If getting Mass Colossi was that easym it would mean toss is OP. By the time you have ONE colossi, in whatever fast build you use, you would have MMM at you, or Mecha, or Banshees ou anything Terra could have massed at that time. Colossi are the top of Toss ground, and takes a lot of time to use then. Yet Vikings bash then quickly enough to send any toss player into rage.
After HotS zerg will be OP then After LotV protoss will be OP then maybe after another major patch it'll all be gravy and we'll be happy, but for now, terran is laughably OP.
I play Terran, and honestly, I think tanks and Concusives are too strong. I'd get rid of Concusives, or make them cost more, and def increase Siege tank's and Siege modes costs too
@ProtoDemnGamer im starting to feel that i am a lowly player but its ridcoulous that a 3/3 toos army lost to a 1/1 terran mm and mech. Feel mauraders dont need stim, consives are fine. It just mm is so strong and makes you feel safe i guess.
@TheCollect You assume that one can not dislike the players of a game while still enjoying the game itself. Also Red Alert 3 is also pretty fun but not as popular as it was in it's hayday. In b4 you tell me that you think Red Alert sucks because I just plain don't care about your opinion.
@Al0neStillAlive this is like the 2nd Starcraft video i've seen you troll on today.. seriously dude if you don't like Starcraft, don't look up videos about it and do something with your time that you actually enjoy.. you're the only faggot here from what I can tell
@CrispyCressant I find is laughable how stupid you come across. I like Starcraft very much, I just don't like whiny starcraft players. If that's not immediately apparent by what I said you are just fucking dumb /argument.
@Al0neStillAlive i don't think i come across as stupid at all.. like i said ive seen you comment on two separate SC2 videos and they were both negative... what else am I supposed to assume from that? and from ur previous comment it sounded like your were calling all SC players faggots, which usually insinuates that you think SC is for faggots. i'm not the stupid one here, you are.. my bad you're too dumb to make your opinions clear. you commented on 2 videos and both were bashing SC / SC players
Honestly all this talk about Terran being op is giving me a headache :s The most powerful/expensive unit Terran has ie the Thor is rendered totally useless by HT's Feedback, the same goes for most mech units like Banshee, Medivac, Battlecruiser etc etc etc which means Terrans HAVE to Bio ball against toss. As for Zerg, well we don't exactly have an excellent counter to broodlords. If u go with marines, he sends banelings/speedlings and thors anti air is pathetic nuff said
@neilslats i know im getting pretty sick of it too, if zerg went for there third tier terran would get wrecked every time not to mention muta's are bs 2nd tier unit that has a 3rd tier counter yeah real balanced.
@neilslats So the Thor is countered by another T3 unit, who cares. A creeping siege line backed by MMM is hard for any race to defend against. And if you want the obvious counter for broodlords...vikings, they're cheap and fast.
Terran fanboys eat shit. is it so fucking hard to conceive the idea that BLIZZARD CANNOT SEEM TO BALANCE THE GAME? stop fingering your ass to the pretense that just because it took so long for the game to be released it MUST be balanced because the fucking messiahs at blizzard are somehow perfect. YES, buttfucks, the game can be unbalanced. and it is to this day. the nerfs to terran have been trivial at best. "THE RACE IS OP AS THE PLAYER WHO PLAYS IT BECAUSE BLIZZARD DOES NO WRONG LOLOLOL"
@shawnatio889 Its really Impossible to take you seriously, or even try to remotely make sense of what your saying when you write in caps, talk about fingering ass and buttfucks, and swear your head off. Are you like 8 years old?
@MO77H3W true that, besides, Zerg 7 roach build can't be stopped if not scouted properly - Zerg can faint an expansion and then go for Roach Warren, a simple strategy that makes Terran think he's safe for a while.
and Toss: for example, a well executed Void Ray rush (2-3 chronoboosted Rays) with a pylon on the low ground givong warp-in space on the high ground once the Rays are there is a backdoor rush madness...
Like I've been saying, the race is as OP as the player who plays it.
@armaniac661 The 7 Roach build is very all in and easily countered...so is the VR rush. The VR rush requires that they don't scout the rays and don't apply much of any pressure early game.
@hepotitus well, I lost to a Roach push on Shakuras Plateau because I scouted in the wrong direction and it took me forever to find my opponent. As far as Toss is concerned, how many failed VR rushes have you seen? Not a lot... Look, I know everything can be countered, that's what David Kim and the others are working on, but sometimes it can't due to many factors, which doesn't make a race OP.
I'm Terran, I've been offracing as Zerg for a while and I've been losing to cheap tactics such as Mass Marines and such. Instead of complaining about balance, I think about what did I do wrong, what could I do better, etc. etc.
If there was a balance problem, Blizzard would fix it by now. Blizzard isn't the kind of game developer who would let their games rot because of imbalance. If they were, Warp Gate research would still finish by 40 seconds nowadays.
neozxa 4 days ago
@neozxa Terran are being nerfed in the next patch, and were nerfed in the last patch.
IncredibleGoliath 4 days ago
lol, for once I agree with everything hitler says. :)
ScientSmology 1 week ago
Blizzard has recently addressed that Terran is UNDER powered at the lower levels. They're not happy with Terran's win ratio. I'm not even kidding.
Blizzard won't be happy till the Terran win ratio is 100%.
sparkyk24 2 weeks ago
@sparkyk24 protoss > terran right now this video is old
caiiss 1 week ago
@sparkyk24 Not really, the reason why they addressed that Terran is "UP" in lower levels is because Terran is harder to play on the lower levels. But on higher levels, Terran is doing pretty fine.
Not saying Terran is OP or UP.
neozxa 4 days ago
if you know german joke is broken.
MrDonosoi 1 month ago
@coldvolcano22 this video is over a year old and the whining in it is no longer applicable. appreciate it as comedy not a take on CURRENT TvP balance.
NattyStarcraft 1 month ago 2
@NattyStarcraft It's totally applicable if you're a zerg. Zerg can't do SHIT vs a terran, unless you have 200000 APM and constantly pulling cheesy shit to whittle them down little by little. All a zerg can really do is try to stop the expansion and keep trading with double the number of bases until they bleed their minerals.
ctsincebay 4 weeks ago
THUMBS UP IF U LIKE PROTOSS
clone796 1 month ago
"My life for aiur" lmao
McJoKeR17 1 month ago
At the time this video was made, it was SO TRUE. But now, it's only mostly true.
enderjsvl 1 month ago
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It's not marauders that are op, nor marines. It's stimpack as a whole.
That and the ridiculous ability to protect intel. Terran is so hard to scout.
dav666777 2 months ago
It's not marauders that are op, nor marines. It's stimpack as a whole.
That and the ridiculous ability to protect intel. Terran is so hard to scout.
dav666777 2 months ago
Thumbs down for asking for thumbs up
ezgftt 2 months ago
I fucking love it! Burst out laughing at the "My Life for Auir!" :D
LoneWolf69sg 2 months ago
MARINE/MARAUDERS VERY VERY OP! FUCK THAT SHIT!
CharlesGibs89 2 months ago
As a protoss player I've found ways to beat Terran players most of the time, but it seems to me like i have to try much harder than they do and tech faster. When I'm up against a Terran player who is as skilled as me or slightly more skilled i lose.
I don't like how Protoss has been reduced to a hit and run and sentry force field dependent race. Protoss are supposed to be devastating warriors that don't need to run and hide after every push or counter-push.
ColdVolcano22 2 months ago 16
@ColdVolcano22 If they nerfed marauder slow... so you can't infinitely slow units or it costs energy... that would help. And also marauders shouldn't be able to stim.
noobenstein 2 months ago
@noobenstein I agree, the maruader slow ability is OP and needs to be nerfed.
ColdVolcano22 2 months ago
@ColdVolcano22 marauder slow is fine for me. then again, I play zerg so I don't really feel it. anyhow, from the 4v4s where I've played toss, I can say that what irks me about marauders is the stim more so than the concussive shell. anyhow, having charge zealots and force fields and range 6 immortals help out a lot. aside: i hate it though when I lose my sentries T_T makes me qq.
idleeidolon 3 weeks ago
@idleeidolon 4v4 is a very different gameplay dynamic involving much more unit specialization and the advantage of massing up a little more while your allies hold off any smaller waves. I was talking more about 1v1. Even charge lots aren't much use once the bio ball is large with stim and medivac reinforcement, which is standard terran.
If it wasn't for maurader slow and vikings i think i would've won a lot more games.
ColdVolcano22 3 weeks ago
@ColdVolcano22 you have a point there. but i'm still more annoyed by how much damage a pack of stimmed marauders can to to armored stuff and to buildings. especially since they have so much HP to spend when stimming. stimmed rines can fail especially when the player over stims at the wrong time and gets his bunch of rines dead to a fungal or a storm. marauders are just a bit too forgiving of bad control imho T_T
idleeidolon 3 weeks ago
@idleeidolon Agreed. In fairness Terran isn't half as OP as it was back in the day, it's been patched well, i just think it needs slightly more nerfing. I liked the idea of the guy who said marauder slow should be energy dependent, so that when they run out of energy they can't slow until they have more.
ColdVolcano22 3 weeks ago
@ColdVolcano22 all in all, i feel that terran units themselves aren't OP, it's just that they cost so much less gas than the other races. and it isn't in a unit vs unit comparison, it's in the dynamics of the fight, where to do a certain amount of damage to another player, the other races have to invest more gas in a certain composition than terrans have to. sure their weakness is that they burn through their mins thanks to mules and they are more vulnrable to starve tactics but they have pfs
idleeidolon 3 weeks ago
@idleeidolon Overall i agree with that assessment, i still think marauder's are a little too cheap, but yes you're right to say it has to do more with the macro dynamics of the fight. For Dark Templar work great in a short game and starve tactics are my only way to win a long game. If i can get a proxy pylon in at the start that works out too.
ColdVolcano22 3 weeks ago
@idleeidolon I agree. Whenever I watch a game casted on Youtube and see stimmed Marauders ripping through everything, I just have to stop the vid and look elsewhere for a while. It's so painful.
You don't see Stalkers or Roaches doing the same. You don't see Immortals or Hydras doing the same, they're too slow. Marauders, now they are fast boys. In general I just think that Blizzard loves Terran all too much for the game to be ever balanced properly.
TheTwilightUnicorn 2 weeks ago
@TheTwilightUnicorn Terran is pretty balanced right now IMO. The only broken thing left in Terran is Snipe vs Zerg.
neozxa 4 days ago
@noobenstein Do you really think people would still make marauders if they couldn't stim? That's like saying zealots shouldn't be able to charge.
HRCSJSUAMMAS 2 months ago
@HRCSJSUAMMAS Nope. Marauder have slow AND stim ability. That's two abilities. How many do zealots have?
noobenstein 2 months ago
@noobenstein rofl wtf you talking about ... zealots are like fucking tanks... they take a shit load of damage without dying.... not to mention fucking colosus don't even bring that shit up .... stalker..chargelot...colosus ... protoss win everygame
sinsukiller 1 month ago
@sinsukiller shows how much you know... last game the enemy just had marine, not even marauder. A efw stims and medivacs to help. Killed my army which was larger. Only had 1/1 upgrades, and I had more. Nothing can be done about mass stim marine. Chargelots evaporate before they get close even.
Tier1 unit destroys everything.
noobenstein 1 month ago
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@noobenstein You can easily hold off with sentry stalker ..then make colosus and rape there whole marine army easily..... by the time terran have medivac you should have colosus to steam roll mass marines ..even with medivacs ....Colosi > terran bio army
sinsukiller 1 month ago
@noobenstein colossus = fun
ArGeNeration 1 month ago
@noobenstein i deeply agree with the word ----EVAPORATE----
eternity00000 1 month ago
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@sinsukiller rofl wtf you talking about ... step stimmed marines are like fucking bugs... they spray a shit load of damage without dying.... not to mention fucking maruaders with the shit slow effect .... Area effect EMP..stimpacks...medivacs ... terran win everygame
eternity00000 1 month ago
@noobenstein I'd make marauders if they couldn't slow. Not if they couldn't stim, though.
HRCSJSUAMMAS 1 month ago
@ColdVolcano22
You have colossus...Im scared of them
AstropilotStudios 1 month ago
@AstropilotStudios Which cost 300 min and 200 gas and aren't that great unless you have the range upgrade on them which costs additional resources. In short, Colossus is a tier 3 unit that isn't really viable on one base. If we do go 1 base Colossus and the one or two we pump out end up getting slowed by marauders and dying that's pretty much game over.
ColdVolcano22 1 month ago
@ColdVolcano22
Im still scared
AstropilotStudios 1 month ago
@ColdVolcano22 i just wanna know which server are you in, probably nor korea right?
eternity00000 1 month ago
@eternity00000 Nope, North American server.
ColdVolcano22 1 month ago
@eternity00000 current GSL stats show terran winning 66% of TvZ matchups, and toss winning 57% of PvZ matchups. Zerg is a garbage race right now.
ctsincebay 4 weeks ago
@ctsincebay what about PvT?
eternity00000 3 weeks ago
@ColdVolcano22 Protoss ez'est race to use hands down they dont need to attk jsut force feild there ramp and wait till they have an army before attking ... its a noob friendlly race
sniperkid23333 4 weeks ago
@sniperkid23333 You do realize ff only lasts a few seconds and then energy runs out right? Also, each sentry costs 100 gas. Any player with half a brain would just back out and come back up with ff runs out. What race do you play?
ColdVolcano22 4 weeks ago
@sniperkid23333 did you play starcraft I ? Protoss never need to turtle like hell, forcefield the ramp wait for collossus or storms to push out at that time, whats the problem? fucking maruader and slow
eternity00000 3 weeks ago
@ColdVolcano22 dude, no matter what race you play you will feel the same about the opposing race. It's a psychology thing. Do you think i don't hate protoss as a zerg? Everytime i see how hard i get those wins and how much effort i put into it, while enemy player has half of my APM..
insight1337 3 weeks ago
@insight1337 I think there is some truth in what you just said but i do still think Terran is slightly OP. They're just too versatile. Are you saying as a zerg you usually have higher APM than toss? Zerg are much more macro intensive than protoss but we are much more micro intensive.
ColdVolcano22 3 weeks ago
@ColdVolcano22 as a zerg I agree with you. i love it when I'm up against a toss who fails at force fields or misses storms or feedbacks, or blinks into lings. :D
idleeidolon 3 weeks ago
@idleeidolon I know, it totally sucks. I hate having to play defensively which is why I've started practicing with Terran and Zerg as well.
ColdVolcano22 3 weeks ago
Terrancraft made ma laugh
lifestation1 2 months ago
THE MARUADERS NEED A DAMN NERF and the DAMN ARCHON NEEDS A BUFF
Wijrobloxian 2 months ago
Has Hitler tried chargelot archon?
DontBeSneaky88 2 months ago
I love OP wars. Especially since over half of the arguements are invalid or make no sense.
Adamm42310 2 months ago
"IdrA was right all along" is the part when i bursted out laughing :D
LoOziS 2 months ago
fuck m/m/m, i banel that shit.
guitarhamster102 2 months ago
just cuz terran is good doesn't mean theyre op. play terran and you'll win... the whole point isnt balance, just cuz zerg sucks doesnt mean terran shud get nerfed
LaughingSurgeon 2 months ago
@LaughingSurgeon holy shit your retarded
The5thSaints 1 month ago
I play Protoss...and this sounds disturbingly like me when I'm ranting at my Terran friend...on the subject of balance I think blizzard is close to evening out the TvP matchup but I think Zerg is being left out...
WyrmlordStarcraft 3 months ago
terran is more op with every patch
Sajtossajt 3 months ago 6
@Sajtossajt you are a fucking retard
SparkSteveo 4 days ago
I would say Marines are OP, but then think about if Marines were nerfed. Terran would literally have nothing. Some rauders, Zerg will rape that, toss would have some difficulty but would be very manageable. Terran have no good late game units, because the T1 unit is so good.
RazzleDazzle2340 3 months ago
@RazzleDazzle2340
terran doesnt have to worry about late game,
they just stay on 1 base and win every time.
SmashBrosBrawl 2 months ago
@RazzleDazzle2340 your SOOOO right!!! I mean what would they have!? ghosts with emp siege tanks best air unit viking mauaders stims lift off ghosts that's basically nothing did i forget they get a unit that can block projectiles and a unit that is a healing transport? where is that unit for zerg toss? if you say queen has heals ill rip your dick off.
The5thSaints 1 month ago
@RazzleDazzle2340 yeah, the running joke is that 3/3 rines are the terran tier 3 unit :D not thors, bcs, or ghosts. thors are really good tho especially if you mass them and hit at a certain timing. of course they quickly become useless once the opponent figures that you have them, but hey terran is so hard to scout in the first place so i'd say there's a decent chance of making it work. LOLOLOL.
idleeidolon 3 weeks ago
@idleeidolon Scan says hi. As well as stimming marines before an attack. :D
Not saying that its op or anything :D
neozxa 4 days ago
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TimInCoronado 3 months ago
377 people are germans
shootingmen 3 months ago
my life for aiur! LOL
rhinekhan 3 months ago
Hitler needs to forcefield his ramp
IncredibleGoliath 3 months ago
hellions still need a real nerff
shootingmen 3 months ago
@shootingmen No they don't.
IneedAbttrscreenname 3 months ago
@IneedAbttrscreenname yes they do
shootingmen 3 months ago
@shootingmen NO they don't. Nerfing the hellion already killed an evolving terran metagame and they're once again only suited for harrassment and early game map control vs zerg IF you have the micro for that. Your inability to spot hellion drops and not line up your probes or drones to be killed in one shot by splash damage does not call for another nerf.
IneedAbttrscreenname 3 months ago
@IneedAbttrscreenname kk , then terrans need a real nerff
shootingmen 3 months ago
@shootingmen Emp radius reduced to 1.5. Now shut the fuck up and go back to trying to 4 gate everyone.
IneedAbttrscreenname 3 months ago
@shootingmen No, you need to stop crying foul over bullshit. -Or at least make a rational arguement as to WHY terran should be nerfed and making a suggestion that fixes the issue WITHOUT turning terran into a shallow underdesigned race like Protoss and zerg currently are.
IneedAbttrscreenname 3 months ago
@IneedAbttrscreenname ur terran and u cant accept the fact that its OP :D, i am terran , and i can accept it :D
shootingmen 3 months ago 2
@shootingmen Like I said. Giving toss and zerg more options and flexability should be blizzards goal. Not nerfing terran to be shit. And no, you being terran means nothing.
IneedAbttrscreenname 3 months ago
@IneedAbttrscreenname nah , ur nothing in this world , u should kill yourself
shootingmen 3 months ago
@shootingmen Based on the comments on your page, I'd say you're the little kid that's close to suicide. I'll ask a favor of you. When you do kill yourself, try not to do so in some obnoxious, attention-seeking manner, like a public shooting or something. Jack Tompson has enough ammo to spread his anti gaming propaganda with.
kthxbye:)
IneedAbttrscreenname 3 months ago
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@IneedAbttrscreenname dude , ima reporting it to the police
shootingmen 3 months ago
@IneedAbttrscreenname and it seems like u judge stuffs from the computer, perhaps you should go out more :D successful troll is successful troll
shootingmen 3 months ago
@shootingmen Weak. Just weak.
IneedAbttrscreenname 3 months ago
@IneedAbttrscreenname i suggest trying to nerf them in cost in a ptr by adding gas. i'm not saying this as an "absolute" solution. just something to try out and experiment. after all, that's what ptrs are for. it's just that harass from other races that does a similar amount of damage nydus/muta or dt/phoenix/warpprism costs so much more gas. and face it, with mules terrans have no problems with getting minerals.
idleeidolon 3 weeks ago
@shootingmen i really do hope they try adding 10 to 25 gas to their cost in a ptr or something. good sim city, bunkers and mules allow some terrans (the decent ones) to just throw away 8+ hellions like it's nothing. after all they just lost 800 mins and it's worth it given that if only 4 of the 8+ hellions survive they have a chance to wreck your mineral line -- whatever your race.
idleeidolon 3 weeks ago
1:56 GARBAGE!!! ahahahaha
jl1455 3 months ago
Hitler is bronze league.
liamjfriel 3 months ago
Lol... Stalker Colo and Hightemplar, some phoenixs sometimes, is my build. It rapes 100% of the time
Zeolot22 3 months ago
Someone should teach him the 3 gate robo build :P
uGxDemiZe 3 months ago
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TheTwilightUnicorn 3 months ago
omg its like my exact arguments LMFAO
hizzlemafizzle 4 months ago
all i see is bronzes crying
Tsepardi 4 months ago
@Tsepardi Terran player?
TheToxicPenguin 3 months ago
Whole Terran needs a nerf... Conc shells? Blue flame!? gg early game rush.
WishyLH 4 months ago
I think Terran is great for beginning players, as it's the easiest of all the races. But it's not OP, i've seen Huk destroy everyone in his path.
Icix1 4 months ago
This is hilarious, though I'm glad I don't speak german for once.
laeryken 4 months ago 16
i feel the same way as hitler feels, i could play terran pretty decent but i like protoss...
agunsson 4 months ago
@agunsson Exactly! Terran is the noobs crutch!
Potato22Head 4 months ago
@agunsson Bet that is the first time you have ever said those first 8 words xD
ScrapperTBP 4 months ago
@ScrapperTBP lol
agunsson 3 months ago
The only Hitler rage video that the subs fit with the peoples' expressions. gj
calvin28 4 months ago
I guess Hitler discovered Terrans are the master race. Eh? Eh? Did someone make that joke yet?
blammers 4 months ago
this is excellent, especially if u play toss
c41v1nch4ng 4 months ago
My life for Aiur ;)
Jurand80 4 months ago
its funny cause when i played zerg at first everyone said they were OP.. so i switched to toss... got to plat... and then everyone said toss was OP.. so i switched to terran.. and then everyone said it was OP.. so fuck all you lol i do what i want :D
Paintber4life 4 months ago
I wanna cry now, how imba Terran is in all matchups. + It's the fact, that TvT's are a coinflip - that shows the imba power of the terran. I think goliath needs a comeback, thor needs to be garbaged...
hordeons 4 months ago
BEST STRAT VS TERRAN: go for a quick colossus before expo to harrass, start producing carriers for base defence then follow it up with a mothership and mass recall your 50 voids to his main. insta-win :D
DeKlauwXD 4 months ago
@DeKlauwXD BEST STRAT VS TERRAN?? what are you silver league?? if you go fast colossus you will loose to a stim timing push with MM.
Shortbus4 4 months ago
@Shortbus4 SOMEONE didn't see sarcasm when it was smeared all over his face ;)
DeKlauwXD 4 months ago
@DeKlauwXD LOL! Quick colossus! That's funny!
Potato22Head 4 months ago
People call terran imba and yet they continue to not build sentries, not scout, and try to cheese them. This doesn't work in plat+ guys, get a legitimate strategy. Oh, and toss requires the least skill. Terran need 3 different strategies to win the different matchups, and toss require 1 strategy to beat them all: Colo Ball. Marauders don't do well against most zerg units, not good in every matchup. The pros say TvP is the most even matchup right now, toss got buffs in last patch while zerg needs
Reign274 5 months ago
@Reign274 What a load of BS. Yes, sentries might be a little effective, but then the siege tanks come in and you've got a banshee or two knocking on your nexus and it's gg. Terran is OP, they have been since release. At first they were RIDICULOUSLY OP, now they're just kind OP, but still OP.
"toss requires the least skill" - LMFAO! You're a noob i can tell. Toss requires by far the most micro. gtfo.
Potato22Head 4 months ago
@Reign274 If getting Mass Colossi was that easym it would mean toss is OP. By the time you have ONE colossi, in whatever fast build you use, you would have MMM at you, or Mecha, or Banshees ou anything Terra could have massed at that time. Colossi are the top of Toss ground, and takes a lot of time to use then. Yet Vikings bash then quickly enough to send any toss player into rage.
DragaodeFogo 4 months ago
"My life for Auir!" ROFLMAO! :D
anzenxxii 5 months ago
I liked the video mentally, i dislike it digitally because I strongly disagree about your marauder comment.
SoniStreet 5 months ago
Hitler needs to QQ
KilldozerMD 5 months ago
LMAO! TERRAN CRAFT!!!! puahahahah
IchiJewSan 5 months ago
What Did the Zealot say when he went bankrupt?
My Wife for Hire.
ltran96 5 months ago 3
My life for Aiur
GeologistRob 5 months ago
"My life for Aiur" LOL!
DaMnUFo0 5 months ago
After HotS zerg will be OP then After LotV protoss will be OP then maybe after another major patch it'll all be gravy and we'll be happy, but for now, terran is laughably OP.
Creationlaw 5 months ago
One year later and this is still true.
MrHav1k 5 months ago 47
lol at 2:20 he said
ich war nei auf eienr academy!
and what stand there
do iseriosly have to start playing Terran?
dont fit so perfectly
Thetb93 5 months ago
1,356 people play Terran and laughed thier asses off.
340 people ALSO play Terran, and don't want a Maurader nerf.
Kellankid 5 months ago 2
This would have been funnier if Stalin was mentioned as a Terran lol
id1337x 5 months ago
Hitler hasn't been this correct since he recommended killing all the... oh forget it, it's too easy.
IncredibleGoliath 5 months ago
The funny part of this video is that it is all completely true =/
IAmBadatStarcraft 5 months ago
oh no im seconds away from the 1337th likes!!!
KingdomMay 5 months ago
unfortunatly its not that funny if u can speak german :(((
Analgleiter 6 months ago 63
@Analgleiter just mute it
alexzhou04 5 months ago
@Analgleiter richtig ;/
Momme094 5 months ago
@Analgleiter Thats why it sucks to be a german.
apina1223 4 months ago
@Analgleiter Mute it and then read the subtitles, its still funny ahah
DoubleOBlooDMeat 4 months ago
i honestly hate and love marauders, but i think infestors needs a nerf.
waffledude111111 6 months ago
Toss and Zerg ftw <3 They need to be bffs.
Zibathy 6 months ago
i was gonna give a thumbs up but then the marauder nerf annotation popped up :P
OnlyUnderdog 6 months ago
my life for aiur just torn me up!
parksat07 6 months ago
lol i really wanna know what this is actually saying from german 2 english :D
killakingcobra1997 6 months ago
@killakingcobra1997 You should watch "Downfall" then. It's a very impressive movie. And I'm shure it's available in English.
nicodotname 6 months ago
I play Terran, and honestly, I think tanks and Concusives are too strong. I'd get rid of Concusives, or make them cost more, and def increase Siege tank's and Siege modes costs too
ProtoDemnGamer 6 months ago
@ProtoDemnGamer im starting to feel that i am a lowly player but its ridcoulous that a 3/3 toos army lost to a 1/1 terran mm and mech. Feel mauraders dont need stim, consives are fine. It just mm is so strong and makes you feel safe i guess.
someguy2525 6 months ago
"Everyone that got into Diamond League after swaping to Terran, get out"
*everyone leaves*
LMAO
jshenefelt 6 months ago 3
faggot Starcraft players. As soon as they lose and their fragile ego gets bruised they cry for nerfs.
Al0neStillAlive 6 months ago
@Al0neStillAlive While I disagree with you, I must ask what rts game would you play in place of it?
TheCollect 6 months ago
@TheCollect You assume that one can not dislike the players of a game while still enjoying the game itself. Also Red Alert 3 is also pretty fun but not as popular as it was in it's hayday. In b4 you tell me that you think Red Alert sucks because I just plain don't care about your opinion.
Al0neStillAlive 6 months ago
@Al0neStillAlive No need to get defensive, I like RA3 :).
TheCollect 6 months ago
@Al0neStillAlive this is like the 2nd Starcraft video i've seen you troll on today.. seriously dude if you don't like Starcraft, don't look up videos about it and do something with your time that you actually enjoy.. you're the only faggot here from what I can tell
CrispyCressant 6 months ago
@CrispyCressant I find is laughable how stupid you come across. I like Starcraft very much, I just don't like whiny starcraft players. If that's not immediately apparent by what I said you are just fucking dumb /argument.
so once again, I hate faggot statecraft PLAYERS
Al0neStillAlive 6 months ago
@Al0neStillAlive i don't think i come across as stupid at all.. like i said ive seen you comment on two separate SC2 videos and they were both negative... what else am I supposed to assume from that? and from ur previous comment it sounded like your were calling all SC players faggots, which usually insinuates that you think SC is for faggots. i'm not the stupid one here, you are.. my bad you're too dumb to make your opinions clear. you commented on 2 videos and both were bashing SC / SC players
CrispyCressant 6 months ago
@CrispyCressant All I can hear is "Hurp Derp!"
Al0neStillAlive 6 months ago
Honestly all this talk about Terran being op is giving me a headache :s The most powerful/expensive unit Terran has ie the Thor is rendered totally useless by HT's Feedback, the same goes for most mech units like Banshee, Medivac, Battlecruiser etc etc etc which means Terrans HAVE to Bio ball against toss. As for Zerg, well we don't exactly have an excellent counter to broodlords. If u go with marines, he sends banelings/speedlings and thors anti air is pathetic nuff said
neilslats 6 months ago
@neilslats i know im getting pretty sick of it too, if zerg went for there third tier terran would get wrecked every time not to mention muta's are bs 2nd tier unit that has a 3rd tier counter yeah real balanced.
zipzapzupify 6 months ago
@neilslats So the Thor is countered by another T3 unit, who cares. A creeping siege line backed by MMM is hard for any race to defend against. And if you want the obvious counter for broodlords...vikings, they're cheap and fast.
hepotitus 5 months ago
@neilslats vikings vs broodlords, easy
suspir1a 1 month ago
@neilslats ghosts say pew pew pew. LOL. and ghosts cost way less resources and time to make than broodlords and ultras :D
idleeidolon 3 weeks ago
"it's not the race"
daring words from someone living in Nazi Germany
DudeyLad 6 months ago 2
Everyone that got into diamond league after swaping to Terrans, get out!!!!! HILARIOUS
mandrke2004 6 months ago
Terran fanboys eat shit. is it so fucking hard to conceive the idea that BLIZZARD CANNOT SEEM TO BALANCE THE GAME? stop fingering your ass to the pretense that just because it took so long for the game to be released it MUST be balanced because the fucking messiahs at blizzard are somehow perfect. YES, buttfucks, the game can be unbalanced. and it is to this day. the nerfs to terran have been trivial at best. "THE RACE IS OP AS THE PLAYER WHO PLAYS IT BECAUSE BLIZZARD DOES NO WRONG LOLOLOL"
shawnatio889 6 months ago
@shawnatio889 Its really Impossible to take you seriously, or even try to remotely make sense of what your saying when you write in caps, talk about fingering ass and buttfucks, and swear your head off. Are you like 8 years old?
luckycandy101 6 months ago
@shawnatio889 no one. at all. is going to listen to you. if you cuss like that......you haven't even given any reasons why terran op
047022221 6 months ago
Terran are not op :P
Zerg dont know how to macro
Protoss assume that their units MUST BEAT EVERYTHING
MO77H3W 6 months ago
@MO77H3W true that, besides, Zerg 7 roach build can't be stopped if not scouted properly - Zerg can faint an expansion and then go for Roach Warren, a simple strategy that makes Terran think he's safe for a while.
and Toss: for example, a well executed Void Ray rush (2-3 chronoboosted Rays) with a pylon on the low ground givong warp-in space on the high ground once the Rays are there is a backdoor rush madness...
Like I've been saying, the race is as OP as the player who plays it.
armaniac661 6 months ago
@armaniac661 The 7 Roach build is very all in and easily countered...so is the VR rush. The VR rush requires that they don't scout the rays and don't apply much of any pressure early game.
hepotitus 5 months ago
@hepotitus well, I lost to a Roach push on Shakuras Plateau because I scouted in the wrong direction and it took me forever to find my opponent. As far as Toss is concerned, how many failed VR rushes have you seen? Not a lot... Look, I know everything can be countered, that's what David Kim and the others are working on, but sometimes it can't due to many factors, which doesn't make a race OP.
armaniac661 5 months ago
@MO77H3W Idiot
lowe2009 6 months ago
@lowe2009 QQ
MO77H3W 6 months ago