Global Agenda: No Elves Campaign, Battle #2 Wood Elf vs. Assault

[Arzaker]

you get busy collecting poofballs and ill be busy ripping androids apart and slaughtering cyborg assassins while being slammed down on by a giant mech

[dayjack01]

id rather collect poofballs

[VanguardFencer]

Can't bother with collecting scrap metal. Too busy PvPing

[Banansa47]

Global agenda no longer you have to collect poof balls but collect stupid scrap metal for guns mods that suck hard balls. seriously guns do not do the talking the money in your wallet does.

[AleXy86]

AWESOME.

[fbibarbie]

where did she pull that gun from wtf

[oOScMcOo]

lol the tags are "World" "of" "Warcraft"

[pivotnaza]

that should be a expensive tokens AvA mount.

[JorgeGuitarJaming]

i used to collect them too until i got an arrow to the knee

[dndmatt]

But I like collecting poofballs :(

[Naruava]

So this game is for the sience nerds who likes to shoot things?

Sorry. I'm a fantasy nerd, I like things calm. Like... collecting poofballs :3

[KPSibley]

We sure have gone the wrong direction with this game since these trailers.

[CaptainCookies12]

10 people continued to collect poofballs.

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[RiotVagrant]

tired of shitty mmofps that fail, guess ill stick to WoW........

[GamerGoblin1131]

@RiotVagrant This isn't an MMOFPS...

[destroyter955]

@GamerGoblin1131 its an mmotps XD

[ryleh8]

@RiotVagrant Get a life...

[tomegathericon]

When I see her dodging the missile I can almost hear her screaming "FOR F*** SAKE! DESTROY THE DAMNED TURRETS!"

[NordicGameDevelopers]

make more pown elf videos

[EccentricBriChu]

HEY. This is a great game, it is, but there's still a shitload of missions just like any other mmorpg, though you can still join PvP matches...The missions are just for leveling, I guess.

[CenturyNitro]

@EccentricBriChu Lolwat?

You can finish the missions like what, 2 or 3 hours?

Then it's nothing but PvP. (well, and PvE instances I suppose)

[ShamanWarlord]

alternatively the "wood elves" could let the mirage princess rot and set up a democracy, ohh wait they disdain tech, slave morality, freedom, and pop culture. translated there morons.

[Arzaker]

well collecting poof balls is difficult but so is trying to a dweller rifle from a fuckin elkas sniper

[HEROoFTHEhorde147]

is there ever gonna be a jungle?

[Deadsimbiot9]

Global Agenda tell's to WOW: OWNED

[EpicTwistedOne]

@Deadsimbiot9 you dont collect poof ball things in wow (atleast not as a worrier as i play)

[psychodelic0000]

The game is free on steam

[Apocalypss]

i love this game.. it reminds me of TF2!!!

[huguesbc]

seems like a lame halo rpg to me, is it better than a lame elves rpg? dunno

[DrWhiteGlint]

I like how the suit she is wearing is a retarded mix of the Massive Suit and a member of Chaos series of suits.

[themasteriswatching]

Instead of poofballs it's intact mechanical heads or legion armbands

[MetroidFanClub]

@themasteriswatching a2 power cells

[DeadCanDanceToo]

@themasteriswatching Atleast they are automaticly collected for you.

[jonafinskitt]

@themasteriswatching yeah but that's not "collecting" that is taking parts from a freshly pwnted enemy... nothing like walking around picking up pine cones or shit berries....

[duathadruid]

@themasteriswatching at least youre killing to get them. world of warcraft pre cataclysm was nothing but collecting 20 of an item that dropped 0.5 percent of the time. i like global agenda, so kiss my shiny metal ass

[isocryd]

@duathadruid Be glad you didn't play cabal online. I dropped that game when i got my first "gather 999 items" quest. Not a typo and not an exaggeration. 999 rare drops.

[duathadruid]

@isocryd THE WHAT?

[isocryd]

@duathadruid Yeah, and that was just a Lv 40 quest. I think level capped at 120 back then.

Oh. Also? You could level too fast in cabal. You had to train your skills at the same time or faster, otherwise they would become ridiculously expensive and underpowered.

[isocryd]

@duathadruid Oh. Did i mention that 999 item quest was love letters out of elite giant desert worms? Seriously. WTF game...

[duathadruid]

@isocryd Damn, was it a good game other than that? like were there worse collection quests or other than that was it pretty much youre standard mmo.

[isocryd]

@duathadruid It has some extremely flashy skills. Other than that, it's a troll game. And they have absolutely no spammer control, so expect your screen to be flooded with gold seller ads.

[duathadruid]

@isocryd Understood, by the way, what do you mean by flashy?

[duathadruid]

@isocryd What do you mean by flashy skills? Also...that game sounds pretty bad...no offense.

[isocryd]

@duathadruid By flashy skills i mean for example, one of the skills was (i think) a 23 hit combo that had more light effects than a whole DBZ episode, or a skill that would make your character disappear underground and reappear under the enemy with an uppercut, and you could chain as many skills as you wanted.

And none taken. There's a reason i quit that game. The point that absolutely killed it for me was that a person with 100 levels over you could PK you anywhere outside of towns.

[duathadruid]

@isocryd One thing about PKing, if you dont like it (i dont either) dont play runes of magic past level 10...Its the same in that sense. but the flashy skills would be kind of cool, aside from that soam controll and...*shudder* the corpse camping =<. but if you are looking for a great MMO, i would try Vindictus, great graphics engine and physics engine. but if you are into PvP, then its not so great.

[gtox11]

@duathadruid Vindictus pvp is "not so great"? I think you mean "non-existent". Last time I played that game there was no pvp at all, in any form. Not even duels.

Not to mention that the game itself basically abandoned the entire RPG feel when they essentially removed the "healer" from the game because of all the whining about people wanting self heals. People couldn't seem to dodge correctly because it stunted their "zomg l33t deepz" and didn't want to rely on other players to heal them.

[duathadruid]

@gtox11 They did implement a duel system, and it didnt exactly abandon the rpg feel, in fact, i never got the rpg feel from the game in the first place. i do think that the dodge thing was a problem, but now that there isnt a true designated healer role.

[NEPAS77]

did they really release this? and are they gonna release this again? please tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[druidenis]

ATLEAST THE TOAD DOESNT RUN OUT OF ENERGY or eats bullets! and collecting poofballs is more of a challenge because assaults just stand there hold RMB  and shoot everything with miniguns i know this because i have a level 41 assault :P

[MrBrutalFrenzy]

@druidenis yea or try keeping a constant tally of both your hp and energy wile waching to see if you need your aoe or direct damage shild. then theres makeing yoursalfe easy to heal wile on piont .you must be a rilly shitty lvl 41 assult whos medic cant heal you cus you get them killed whos robo hates to becouse you never kite the instance poperly and whos recon hates you becouse you rush in and never give him time to burn some cooldowns. gf but global agenda is a much faster game than wow.

[druidenis]

@MrBrutalFrenzy ummm oke so first wtf thats no english 2nd medics have no problem healing me 3rd i dint talk about wow  wow doesnt have toads you can ride on

[MrBrutalFrenzy]

@druidenis ok sry i was on the wrong page lol. my bad bro.

[KingKazz72]

plz its all the same thing....the grind....the collecting of junk...etc.... its like ....sayings tap water and bottle water isn't the same ..... -_-

[watafug]

@KingKazz72

tap water costs less, same quality, so its better.

[pardopiola]

estos videos dejan en ridiculo a un buen juego como el wow ,

aunque es un buen juego , por lo que vi en videos global agenda es mucho mejor

[FadesEntertainment]

This game is 50x better than wow

[druidenis]

@FadesEntertainment how is this better then wow ? :/ this game you do dungeons that are all the same or you do pvp thats all

[gandraswow]

@druidenis because in wow you have no jet packs.....or sniper rifles....or jet packs!!!

[druidenis]

@gandraswow nope you have dragons and well you do have sniper rifles for hunters

[watafug]

@druidenis

cause its an actual game

[raul1794]

is this content update for real or fake im confuse.

[TheGallantDrake]

@raul1794 it`s a joke.

[DevinTClark]

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[RebirthWoWGuild]

Dat ass

[exborne]

i think this was to show how lame quests are in wow

"go kill 10 wolfs"

"go collect 600 pieces of shit"

so yeahh !!

[coolgames14]

@exborne wolf shit or dog shit

[exborne]

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[Dartyus]

@mrtoontown you mean how boring it is?

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[LtJuno]

See the Jungle Zone really does exist!

[RacingM3GTR]

The chick is far more badass. Never was a fan of magic and elves anyway.

Her gun at 1:13 also reminds me of an XM8.

P.S. Is it wrong that I find her cute?

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[DevinTClark]

I want that frog.

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[SwitchBladeII]

The advertisement of this game is epic. The gameplay of the game.... not so much.

[marcjackie96]

it would actually be awesome if they did add some more classes in global agenda

[Splinterdraco]

@marcjackie96 i also agree to that, but what would the class be? everythings made already

[marcjackie96]

@Splinterdraco i came up with this in 20 sec. so probably not the best class but like a speed guy kind of like the scout in team fortress or something

[Splinterdraco]

@marcjackie96 thats a part of recon, its that stealth sprinting...

Anyways

Assault: Heavy, demoman and soldier

Recon: Scout, spy and sniper

Robotics: Engineer

Medic: Well.... Medic :D

I guess an Ambusher like the pyro could be awesome

[IluvPoker100]

@Splinterdraco TF2 reference FTW!

[MrMedic8]

@IluvPoker100 The outcome was never really in doubt.

[Danjiano]

@Splinterdraco

Pyro would be the poison medic.

[Splinterdraco]

@Danjiano soes the poison medic do fire damage? HURR NO!

[Danjiano]

@Splinterdraco

Does the medic use a bonesaw? HURR NO!

Does the medic charge? HURR NO!

It LOOKS different, but functions in exactly the same way - it does damage over time.

[Splinterdraco]

@Danjiano Bonesaw? no, ubersaw? YES

Charge? no, Increase damage: YES

[Danjiano]

@Splinterdraco That does not change the fact that poison tends to have the same effect as fire in TF2.

[Splinterdraco]

@Danjiano and i have yet to see a "poisonthrower"

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[IluvPoker100]

i like the frog as a ride thou =P

[sarba16]

To bad the game sucks balls for so many reasons although the jet pack is fun

[jemihendri]

muahahaha noob elves :))

[feeblemind]

its hilarious they say....no collecting poofballs...thats because you collect SCRAP METAL the PVE in this ame is the same shit this commercial is a LIE

[Lolonautics]

@feeblemind But there aren't any elves, so the advertisement is not false.

[gianni6588]

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[xplode35]

never liked the poofballs anyway

[santasjiggie]

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[Raklryja]

Great trailer. The only thing is the real jetpacks don't hit THAT hard

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[0koppie0]

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[inkcowboy]

You compare this to WoW and argue that its just like it well i'll remind you that Blizzard had other games before WoW like well hmmm DIABLO, oh what else oh yeah Starcraft, Just because a game is poking fun at fantasy based games doesn't mean its refering to WoW open your damn eyes and look away from your WoW account for 5 minutes and you'd see that!

[Varjensag]

You still need to collect crap for some quests which most of the time involve killing robots.

[TheYorrek]

@Varjensag the quests outside domecity are just for noobs, to get used to the game.. if i remember right you can only reach L17 by questing and after that point you have to do what the game is about anyway. Missions, missions, missions ^^

[Raklryja]

@TheYorrek yeah, I abandoned quests around L14 in favor of mercenary and specops, which are way more fun. I returned to get the last few around L22 because I forgot they were there and wanted some free XP

on a partially related note, am I the only one that doesn't read the text from quest-givers? I usually skip it so I can get to this game's awesome combat :P

[jarvis911]

@Raklryja Thats exactly what i done, and hell no i don't read all that crap.

[ImovarNinethouzand]

@Varjensag guns.........

[Nataire]

What suit is ? it cannot find :{

[puppett11]

@veilrn

Its friends with benefits.

Not strangers with benefits.

[ShionKreth]

Good promo, uninspired game.

A lot of people see these ads and laugh at wow, but GA is more like wow than any shooter; you fight by getting the tank in front, healer keeps the party alive, the pet class supports and the stealth class sneaks around killing targets of opportunity, sound familiar? To me that's it's biggest shortcoming, but I guess it's some people's cup of tea.

[gamersgsgs]

there is no magic that can stop a speeding bullet not even a shield magic

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[mrtoontown]

You know, I play WoW along with this game, and only now do I realize how lame WoW is -.-

[daymyth]

@mrtoontown Well at least you realized it.

I wouldn't say lame though, just old... But it does put money in Blizzards pocket, and the more networth they are the greater quality Diablo III and its expansions will be...

[danne249]

@mrtoontown you make us pruod ^^

[MegaFragger]

@mrtoontown world of warcrap

[gandraswow]

@mrtoontown whats lame about collection quests for 357652 flukwisps 12 boar asses and 14 wolf shits? then you can go ride you multi colored gay bird back to town for another round of shit quests :D

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[jaegerblood]

isn't shadowfax Gandalf's horse? how unoriginal, stupid elf.

[doubleedgedw0mbat]

lulz

[Guiser123]

...and NO collecting poofballs!

[Ejtan]

Man, these are too funny :D Awesome way of advertising your game!

[TioYoh]

Hahaa funy video :P

[GustafHr]

they make world of warcraft look bad xD

[DreamHallow]

@GustafHr. And WoW forced them into B2P, lol.

Must be embarrassing.

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[Reoh0z]

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[xDilutedx]

That chick is so badass, it kinda turned me on.. -.^