Superman Returns. Superman, You're Pitiful

[141219829]

gay!!

[Staack117]

KNEEEEL!!

[dark50killer]

1:33 its a boy....no no ,breathe dammit! ,its a girl!

[mrmacross]

I am so not playing paper football with Superman...

[JiMMyJaM08061991]

reeves played like 4 different versions of the same character in those movies

[jawzmuzik]

HEY! ANY A YOU DUMB COMPUTER KIDS NOTICE THE SCENE WHERE HE TAKES OFF FLYING? THAT SHITS 100% REAL AS STEEL. I LOVE THE OLD GENERATION OF HOLLYWOOD. NOW THEY GIVE THESE KIDS ANYTHING BECAUS ETHEY KNOW THEY'LL EAT IT RIGHT UP.

[TurdFurggison]

HE'S SUPERMAN, WHY IS HE NOT DRINKING JOHNY BLUE. INSTEAD HE DRINKS THAT 20 DOLLAR RED CRAP!

[TheNipplesofGod]

How does superman pay for all that liquor??? he has no pockets.

[Pksoze]

@TheNipplesofGod  You want to charge a drunk Superman...lol

[dark50killer]

@Pksoze no he should be charged for flying drunk lol

[TheNipplesofGod]

That would be one guy I wouldn't want to get into a bar fight with

[bcc1976]

Seriously? All those super powers and he decides to drink Johnny Walker Red Label? That shit's $30 a bottle. If he went straight to the top shelf and had him some Johnny Blue he might have not been in such a nasty mood.

[LazarheaD]

81 sons of Jor-El dislike this video! KNEEL!!!

[amuizzski]

hahhaa nice vid man... Superman is the Man

[TheNipplesofGod]

80 people own a bar that was destroyed by superman

[24komodo]

Where did you get the emo superman footage?

[superman111994]

@24komodo its from Superman III.

[Skullkan6]

What song is this?

[boomboomk9000]

@Skullkan6 you're pitiful.

[mrBoston891]

this is where they fucked up, because if you read the comics alcohol doesnt affect superman. this video is hilarious tough

[AdamOfNebb]

hey superman, u mad?

[CrysKnife77]

Call me sick but, I LOVE that drunk mean ass Superman!!

[EvilEd28]

No! Everybody's wrong. Superman pissed at the economy. I feel his pain. lol!

[what0080]

Fun fact: The "Superman Returns" suit is the same colors as this dirty suit...

[intheTea04]

@what0080 - I know! So that does that mean Brandon Routh's Superman in 'Superman Returns' was in a similar frame of mind in that movie, to what Christopher Reeve was in 'Superman III'?

[velcro87]

lol 2:26 is the best.

[oehieze]

could you imagine superman on red krypto-WEED???

man, he'd be trippin' BALLZ!!! lmfao!!

[SodaPopDumb]

I want to hug superman, his sad

[siliconsurf]

super fucking drunkard

[spoon455]

lol. smelly balls. xD

[AcesJester]

do you have any idea how much alcohol it would take to get superman drunk?

[msmithstud]

@AcesJester probably not much, considering he never drank except when he and lois had champagne in II.

[fyoukim1]

@msmithstud He also used to do Super Rack on the weekends at parties

[oehieze]

@AcesJester about as much as the entire cast of JERSEY SHORE?? lol

[fyoukim1]

@AcesJester It was Bizarro Supes so one light Budweiser was all it would take.

[tacosalad98]

It's a good scene, it just doesn't make sence for alchahol to have any efect on him lol.

This is a dumb vid post anyway.

figures it was Zod lol

[sideburn260]

take a bath homie

[chuwy51]

i like it

[Kryptonian250]

Bad/Jerk Superman is funny! Everyone is gawking and pointing and he's all mopey.

[retread01]

Drunken Asshole Superman looked great!

[grips187]

Man red kryptonite did that shit to him. come on guys everybody knows that.

[KViT31382]

@grips187 It was not red kryptonite in superman 3 it was kryptonite that was made by man it had unknown element in it so richard pryors character replaced it with TAR

[paulreg]

@grips187 this was before the red kryptonite was though up, this was caused by an altered form of green kryptonite, in the original films there was only green, red first appeared in the new adventures of superman where it made him apathetic or if you fired a lazer through it it could transfer supermans powers to someone else, he would lose his pwers in the process unlike if he was struck by lightning which would copy his powers..... oh god i'm such a nerd O.o

[Drake5607]

@grips187 tar kryptonite.

[tubed2247]

@grips187 Its a joke, man.

[KAL10100]

Song stinks, but the movie is awesome

[RisingDampChamp]

Which movie is this from?

[uman347]

Superman III

[RisingDampChamp]

Really? Why'd he let himself get that way?

[uman347]

ima have to watch it again,its been a while

i got the christopher reeves superman collection, its awsome

anyways i got to watch it,i forgot why he acts like that in the movie

[RisingDampChamp]

Yeh i'm watchin it at the moment...

[dogkeeplookinatme]

richard pryor gave him green kriptonite there was a unknown material in the rock so he replaced it with cigarette tar or something like that

[borano]

rest in peace dear christopher reeve

[longspear584]

hahaha he's drinking red label! cheap bastard.

[Ecksntrick8]

A drunk Superman. You wanna fight then? Who'd take him on?

[kimmymytime]

you must have nenten better to do!!!!!!!

[rockfordbatman]

awesome.

he looks kinda like House tho, doesn't he? lol

[TheRealToony]

I lol'd so hard.

[U3X6785]

I figured Superman to be a gold label man. At least black label.....

[ImAManOfMyWord]

This wasnt Superman Returns.... but okay. Haha.

[drupib]

Cool idea, well done... Sounds awfull lot like Blunt

[CountArtha]

This movie needed Gene Hackman.

[zx300ttt]

i think he would commite suicide if he can die...

[ShuffleCutDeal]

LOL I love this

[GScott86]

It doesn't make sense why he would get drunk, considering his entire body is more advanced, so would he actually be able to hold any sort of liquor despite the amount?

[hcvang]

he's been exposed to the new kryptonite that they made...

presumably, his body chemistry's been changed so he CAN get drunk.

[unbreakable0717]

i think chris reeve did an awesome job here. I mean the movie didnt make much sense and Richard Pryor totally had no place in a Supes flick, but Chris Reeve had to play a triple role here. Bad Superman, Good Superman and Clark Kent.

[JediMasterCheryl]

Superman got drunk in that last movie?

So glad I didn't see it.

[SFO14]

This is part 3. Part 4 he battles a creature from the Sun that was created by Luthor using a tissue sample.

[IMMASUPERMAN]

sorry, I have no alcohol problems

[8thmonth]

Bars don't have open windows.

Even in Metropolis.

[thanks51]

They do in sunny Phoenix,Arizona! Alot of bars have open ceilings and windows in places that are warm all the time.

[phantomlord54]

In retrospect, I think Chris was quite displeased with the end product of III and IV...God Bless 'im

[hechodeatun]

I never understood why did superman got drunk with only a half bottle of whiskey. Can anyone explain me?

The sun gives powers to his muscles, but not his liver?

Superman for ever!

[bbasher79]

Superman can't hold his liquor, simple as that.

[swkotor20]

Well the fake red "Kryptonite" that Richard Pryor gave him obviously effed him up, and it's possible that it was that which made him "drunk," and the alcohol had no effect on him. Or, it weakened him enough to where alcohol made him drunk. And to be fair, we don't see Superman enter the bar, so it's possible he drank a whole bottle before that scene.

[smrio]

lol, supermans an alcoholic

[JRAR0405]

lmao!!! omg.... that was great!

[CalgarSkull]

Great video!! The evil superman was awesome, the closest to Bizzaro!!

[SarahGirlProductions]

not a good song for Chris Reeve, Sorry but I don't see any respect in this at all.

[WiIliamShatner]

It's a joke about Superman, asshole. Not a "diss" on Reeve.

[SarahGirlProductions]

okay -nods-

[bwaremypower]

where the hell is this from? thet movie i mean

[bbasher79]

Very nice of Superman to have the courtesy to push the chair in when he gets up, after destroying the mirror. XD

[bbasher79]

Also freeze at :41

I love how Superman is so depressed he stopped using his "Just for Men" hair coloring. LMAO!!

[Cybrisk]

i like the song modification lol but i have to say i dun like the disrespect for reeve.

[bbasher79]

It's a joke about SUPERMAN not a knock on Reeve. Fact that they used Reeve footage actually shows respect for the man. Reeve would laugh if he saw this I'm sure.

[mosstick]

1:50 when you playing halo 2 lol, who sings that song?

[bbasher79]

LOL at :16, the guy with the cap all the way on the left.

XD

[bbasher79]

:17 actually LOL.

[ktmlover222]

drink & fly you bloody idiot

[bbasher79]

"I never drink when I fly" Yeh right liar Superman...

[BillyBatsonMarvel]

Man this video would have really rocked if you had used footage of Singerman. Great concept wrong Superman though, Superman Returns was Pitiful indeed.

[garfield1994]

UPDATE: Superman is now in rehab and is doing just fine. He is expected to be out by early next week! :)

[jimcon7403]

after years of no other super villains beside lex Luther and his crap superman hits the bottle. I'm a scat man!!!!!!

[jimcon7403]

it was bound to happene

[Rafa8185]

uhauhuhuHUhuhuhauhuh

[5405easantiago]

superman is not pitiful ok

[BurtWilson1]

Drinking and flying is dangerous.

[Mandalore1987]

Rofl

[PHANTOMZ0NE]

I think the captain should stick with spanish.

It seems That it's becoming the dominant language in th u.s.

[captaintripps6969]

I live in Texas, so you're not far of. I also speak German, Latin, and Korean. And if they only had America to "fuck" I wouldn't exist, we don't cow under. HOWEVER, I do think we should have joined the war effort in both WW's LONG before we did. The blitz should have been enough for us to say "Hey, our friends across the pond need help." Stulta puer. Deine Mutter Arbeteit zum Strasse und Sie ist Spotbillig. (yes - those ARE two different languages) Perhaps you should stick to learning.

[PHANTOMZ0NE]

Captain; You should never comment on somthing that you don't know. I come from a Russain and Spanish family. I speak five languages: Russain, Ukrainian, Spanish, English and French. I wasen't sure if commenting was necessary. However, Considering that you're so very well educated, I'm sure it was.

[captaintripps6969]

Well I do know how to correct your English. It's Russian, nor Russain. Russian and Belo-Russo (Ukrainian) are the same languages with different dialect. I know you don't speak Spanish, it's obvious in your sentence form. And French? HAH! Motherfucker I was born in Lafayette and grew up in New Orleans. Принесите этому ребенка. Also - Vous n'avez aucun honneur. And again - Usted miente. Stop lying you honorless prick. BTW I am well educated, you should follow suit.

[PHANTOMZ0NE]

Why did you have to make me repeat my first comment about checking world history? As for the rest,don't feel that you have to prove yourself.(prinisite etomu ribyuonka)

Sorry, didn't download the alphabet.

[captaintripps6969]

Why did you have to make me repeat my first comment about checking world history? -

Because you are incorrect. I don't have to prove myself, I choose to, big difference. You don't have to download the alphabet, all you need is translator software, I have it because it's part of my job but I think you can find freeware versions on the net. BTW - your conjugation could use a little work, don't use the neuter form along with masculine. Anyway, I'm starting to enjoy speaking with you, how 'bout you

[captaintripps6969]

Whoops, I made a typo. It should read "It's Russian, noT Russain" instead of nor. See even jackasses like I make mistakes. Por favor quite el palo de su asno.

[derpenstein]

I always thought SUperman was gonna super-puke after chugging all that whiskey.

[yankee4321]

How can the same director who made Superman 2 which was a great movie.... make such a bad bad movie like Superman 3? Did he have a drug or alcohol problem?

Best Superman Movies by order

Superman

Superman 2

Superman Returns and Superman 3 tie

Superman 4

[blaxterR]

song ruin this clip, i wanna see this clip with no added song ;(

[PHANTOMZ0NE]

Blaxter, you rocket scientist. Try muting the volume.

[pandagal21]

Whatcha looking at, huh?!

Love it.

[PizzaHurl]

I wonder if Superman ever went drinking with Tony Stark...

[NDIGLO007]

i like reeves as superman and i have an atografed superman photo of him

[yankeeboy222]

funny but a little sad

[Cerberus294]

Well,alcohol doesn´t affect Superman

[cgb1976]

I hate Lois Lane

[FuryfighterX]

Which Louis Lane

Superman or Superman Returns???

[superman11978]

Superman III is actually an entertaining movie. Just don't watch it with the highest expectations.

Honestly, I prefer it to Superman Returns. Just the fact that it has Reeve and he's at his physical peak looking HUGE makes it an enjoyable movie.

[mosh1312]

That has to be one of the worst movies ever

[yankeeboy222]

thats not the real moive somebody made that up

[mosh1312]

thats a real movie superman 3, the parts that made up is adding the song

[adminkoff]

If you think "Superman III" is one of the worst movies ever, you obviously never saw "Superman IV: The Quest for Peace." By comparison. Superman III is a masterpiece.

[unsightly]

That scene where Superman gets hammered into the Moon like a nail is the funniest in cinema history.

[Charconian]

My favorite super hero of all time is Iron Man he isn't the strongest but he is my favorite. He would fair pretty well with hulk but super man would pwn any super hero because HE IS SUPERMAN!!!!!

[princeroy]

Superman is indeed quite pitiful. 5/5 :D

[chucky233770]

Hulk and Superman...no contest. Superman can breathe in space. Nuff said? As far as Spidey goes...he'd get raped by both.

[michaelblewis11]

dont dis superman he could kick hulk all over town my m8 thinks superman is a gimp and hulks his slave then spiderman saves hulk spidy rules

[patadilla]

samani oi, wa may klaro

[ROBGF3]

i hate the real song it is so retarded!Superman is soooooooooooooo ugly Iwish someone would rip that stupid, gay little curl off his head!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eurasianchica]

ROBGF3- lol calm down! superman isn't ugly, he isn't even real! but if he was i doubt you could rip anything off him because he's invulnerable... which makes me think, how does he cut his hair?

[ROBGF3]

he is so ugly wish someone would rip that gay little curl of his head! I hate the real song for tis its realy retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ROBGF3]

who flicks peanuts? what a fag!!!!!!!!!!!

[myheart4sophie]

supermans shit the idea of a basically omnipitent omnibenevolnt superhero is retarded

[Brainiac567]

Maybe is too much for you can handle? His ideals are way too up for you? You feel intimidated by him? lol what a looser

[myheart4sophie]

i hardly feel intimidated by a fictional character created entirley 4 entertainment but he isnt entertaining an opnipotent omnibenevolent superhero is boring FACT

[Brainiac567]

Oh Little Boy/Girl/whatever... If Superman wasn't enterteining he would of have been forgotten by now, there wouldnt be any TV shows about him, ANY MORE Comics... ammm non Movies? Animated and Action Live...?

What a weird "FACT" isn't it? Superman is Boring and yet he has managed to Live all these 70 years since he was created.

Yeah you're right, He is boring...

[captaintripps6969]

Pointing out the obvious - YOU WATCHED IT. Please dear whatever God to which you ascribe, take you hands off your keyboard and jack or jill the fuck off. BTW - omnibenevolent isn't a word. Omniscient is... and opnipotent ... well hell you may as well have said IMPOTENT. Spoink me buckos and enjoy getting nailed by Arma-get-it-on. I feel sorry for whatever creature spawned you.  That means your parents since a part of you flew out of dad's dick and into your mom's vagina a while ago.

[totalitarianlove]

omnibenevolent IS a word it meens all good or all kind try studying the problem of evil arguement against the existance of god

[adminkoff]

Omnibenevolent isn't a word? Uh oh, somebody had better tell the Oxford English Dictionary, because they think it is.

[captaintripps6969]

The Oxford dictionary can kiss my ass, I'm an American and we prefer the term "Always a friend" British pricks always piss me off..... it's a cigarette not a fag, you pocket a ball not pot it and I could give a shit if the English were around before Americans - there's a reason we rebelled and won. Lucky for them we saved their ass twice.

[sunsarah78]

you unbelievably ignorant imbecile.

inbred wanker.

[captaintripps6969]

At least I don't have bad teeth you punter. BTW - I love Red Dwarf and Coupling and MANY "Britcoms" - as they are so sadly called here in America. Also tell me who on Earth DOESN'T wank? What's worse - I'm of English descent. Hmmm.... new lyric "You imbecile, what a bummer being you."

[captaintripps6969]

Oh no defense...? How typically British.

[PHANTOMZ0NE]

The reason, if you check world history, is that the british were occupied on three different fronts. Including quebec and montreal. If they only had america to fuck, you still heve to deal with tea-time.

[Lahah5]

Sorry I did not watch the video I commented first this is a stupid movie

SO SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY

[lorenzotheman]

the ultimate hero.......... he did not deserve that movie...

[mxvg21]

this is an insult to superman

[LegendaryU2K]

ROFL This video is so funny. The halo thing was really funny haha. Btw, drunks are funny.

[hechodeatun]

Why does superman get drunk with only a half-bottle of whiskey?

Superman for ever!!

[spidergoarge]

this is superman 3 not superman returns. wich did suck.

[Dizzom123]

HAHA !! " Your Great in Halo 2 "  xD

[sacredsoul37]

yoo wtff is thiss

guess sum people dun know a good superhero when they see one.. this is all a JOKE;;

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKIN KIDDIN MEE WOW;; superman kills all of emm

[WarblazerTM]

lol ur a loser giving people a thumbs down just because they think this is funny and noone said superman wasnt good you nOOb.

[sacredsoul37]

wait so your saying i dont have the right to express my opinion on this video;; but you do??

[WarblazerTM]

Im saying dont go around putting people down.

[WarblazerTM]

because what you did was pretty pathetic.

[sacredsoul37]

OMFG;; wow i didnt put anyone specific down;;

this video is the negative in this already very negative situation.. i just said what i was thinking as all you guys did.

[sacredsoul37]

i wasnt putting anyone specific "down". if anything this is the negative in this already very negative situation. i was voicing my opinion as all you guys did. and if you think im pathetic for saying what i think than your pretty pathetic for replying.

[WarblazerTM]

meh whatever lets just call it quits then.

[WarblazerTM]

LOL this is hilarious got any more super man mocks?

[justjaded07]

i have some super man 2 to is the funniest.

[oblistic]

super man is fuckin harder than zodddddddddd,

everybody needs a drink now and again...

[joetheking22]

wats the song called

[AcAsH0o7]

You're Pitiful by wirld al yankovick

[memrmethatsokey]

Super sad

[007InMiami]

See what Johnnie Walker Red does to you boys and girls. Next time spend a little more and drink Black Label for crissakes, it's healthier.

[RichGilly]

I would be so scared if there was an out of control superman who could just rip you in half and what could anyone do to stop him? Nothing. He would just do whatever he wanted and if he was some evil drunk we would be screwed

[blertc]

Well everybody has to drink sometimes with all the bull sh!t in this world. Do u blame him? RIP CHRIS!

[thehunjo]

superman likes johnny walker

[piano99999]

was it me or did superman melt the mirror while in that bar? i thought mirrors break when heated...

[timtotten1000]

this is to funny

[NawIsLove]

nice

[justjaded07]

thats fucking great.

[blackwell5150]

Superman 3 Kicked ass, hell yah

[freedomsoldier187]

holy shit that guy looked liked christopher reeve, he should of played the new superman !

[kochad]

Are you serious? That was Christopher Reeve from Superman III. And yes, that movie was pitiful.

[ryder788]

I thought all the late Christopher Reeve's Superman series were classic, awesome!

[billthecanuck]

that _is_ him, lol

[chucky233770]

Sorry, '83