well here's an idea for a drinking game: everytime you hear "farmer" take a sip of whiskey/beer/etc and I guarantee you wont survive till the end of the movie
You have to have a seriously fucked-up psyche in order to be able to make "films" like the ones he's made.Is Uwe Boll human, or is he sent in order to torment humankind?
I have to say this is one of Uwe Bolls more enjoyable movies. But only because of the actors who decide to ham up their roles. That and the krug costumes which are a hoot.
ppl say his movies are shit because his first movies were shit so now no matter what movies he'll make even if it will be like armageddon or titanic people will still say its shit
did you see this movie? it really REALLY is shit. he out did himself with the shit. I havnt seen any of his other movies, i liked the game. THIS movie is shit.
Honestly, I think Uwe Boll is actually a genius cinematographer. Stay with me here. In fact, the reason his movies suck so bad is because he wants them to suck so bad. Y'see, he's really playing an elaborate practical joke on everybody by making all these crappy video game adaptations and acting like an egotistical jackass. It makes perfect sense; after all, there's no way someone could make movies as bad as his by accident.
Have you seen "Alone in the Dark"? Only a complete and utter genius could actually manage to make a movie so comprehensively bad. No one, no matter how completely idiotically mind-bendingly stupid could possibly make movies as bad as Boll's accidentally. It is a true testament to the sheer magnitude of his amazingness that he has hidden his talent so completely from us all.
@joshmakesmovies its not the fact his movies are so awful that make him henius... its that they are horrible and he STILL makes money, ya know how? us gamers...
Sure he used names, but thats the only real relation I can see. Well chosen music I must say, puts you in the mind of a LotR cheap knock-off done in an afternoon.
He has one awesome movie
RAMPAGE!
Its pretty well done
FCKundo 2 weeks ago
The really sad thing is these actually are the best scenes. Just take that in for a moment.
Devofone 1 month ago
well here's an idea for a drinking game: everytime you hear "farmer" take a sip of whiskey/beer/etc and I guarantee you wont survive till the end of the movie
TheJambo 3 months ago
1:26 Trolololol.......
flashwalker130 6 months ago
Bolls atempt to copy lord of the rings? I think I rather watch postal, I'm curious how retarded it really is...
MartinGro131 7 months ago
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Alekshellgod 8 months ago
ray liotta in this movie was like seeing a clown in during a US patrol in Afganastan.
TheShart1234 9 months ago
You have to have a seriously fucked-up psyche in order to be able to make "films" like the ones he's made.Is Uwe Boll human, or is he sent in order to torment humankind?
ZerooOne01 10 months ago
0:48 XDDD
kaiokendo 1 year ago
He fights with books!
SenseiDonGraham 1 year ago
the scene when the burning thing hit the tree was funny though
thwguy 1 year ago
@thwguy AND REPETITIVE
kaiokendo 1 year ago
Hey I thought some of the fighting moves and such were cool. Film as a whole not too good though.
deadagain33 1 year ago
my first encounter with Uwe Boll and hpefuly my last
IskArioT27 1 year ago
I never knew so many famous actors where in this movie! What are they doing in a Uwe Boll movie? Did they get paid THAT much?
Troublesome2008 1 year ago
How could you skip out Matthew Lillard's scenes,that guy is a fucking loon.
sugreev2001 1 year ago
i sense him...in you. I feel him..in you! Didn't she get the message the first time?
Give me the chicken, har-har-har! Ron Pearlman doesn't really fit in this movie. Such a lousy Lord of the Rings-ripoff.
ZerooOne01 2 years ago
They fight like men.. they-they fight with SWORDS!!! LOL
Inquiescent 2 years ago
I have to say this is one of Uwe Bolls more enjoyable movies. But only because of the actors who decide to ham up their roles. That and the krug costumes which are a hoot.
KiljanArslan 2 years ago
THE FARMER!!!!!
and the krug look stupid
42Unknowns 2 years ago
ppl say his movies are shit because his first movies were shit so now no matter what movies he'll make even if it will be like armageddon or titanic people will still say its shit
ImGodUFUCK 2 years ago
did you see this movie? it really REALLY is shit. he out did himself with the shit. I havnt seen any of his other movies, i liked the game. THIS movie is shit.
DarkDain 2 years ago
Honestly, I think Uwe Boll is actually a genius cinematographer. Stay with me here. In fact, the reason his movies suck so bad is because he wants them to suck so bad. Y'see, he's really playing an elaborate practical joke on everybody by making all these crappy video game adaptations and acting like an egotistical jackass. It makes perfect sense; after all, there's no way someone could make movies as bad as his by accident.
NecronomiPod 2 years ago
how would that make him a cinematic genius? all that means is he does parodies of serious video games.
joshmakesmovies 2 years ago
Have you seen "Alone in the Dark"? Only a complete and utter genius could actually manage to make a movie so comprehensively bad. No one, no matter how completely idiotically mind-bendingly stupid could possibly make movies as bad as Boll's accidentally. It is a true testament to the sheer magnitude of his amazingness that he has hidden his talent so completely from us all.
NecronomiPod 2 years ago 10
I still don't see that as making him a genius. His movie are intentionally bad... sounds more like a waste of money than art.
joshmakesmovies 2 years ago 6
@joshmakesmovies its not the fact his movies are so awful that make him henius... its that they are horrible and he STILL makes money, ya know how? us gamers...
Draakdarkmaster6 1 month ago
@Draakdarkmaster6 genius*
Draakdarkmaster6 1 month ago
@NecronomiPod have you seen after last season?
4ailchanaddict 1 year ago
umm because he has no talent?
42Unknowns 2 years ago
In that case he's not a genius but even a greater asshole we ever thought!
000Mariat000 2 years ago
Dungeon Siege, did Boll ever *play* the game?
Sure he used names, but thats the only real relation I can see. Well chosen music I must say, puts you in the mind of a LotR cheap knock-off done in an afternoon.
Blisterdude 3 years ago
yes, and it is pretty bad, luckily only the best parts were included in this
ayersbw 3 years ago
btw this doesn't look as bad as people say
Phluxy 3 years ago
so when they say farmer its worth it?
Phluxy 3 years ago