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  • lol ijwa mela , nifqaw lalla ahna l maltin . qisom qatt ma raw xejn nahseb hadd minnom ma jgerrieh,povra creatura nithassara mela nithaq biha.we maltese know how to have fun without hurting anyone , ijwa mela peres li ahna nafu niehdu hsieb l annimali awn malta mhux ta bxejn jitqu u jitnejku b'bicca xadina , ara umbad ax xi bicca chimpanzee hanzira daqs kristu toqtol lil xi hadd , hadd ma jithaq umbad :)

  • Alla Zobbu da.xxx

  • Iwa .. mela issa anka mintomx thallu annimal igerrih ? D:

  • That is a porn star.

  • ..Did he just bite his own dick?! ... o_o

  • @imcute07 I dont know what you mean by "mean" .. If you understand Maltese the people are saying how cute the monkey is .. Stupid

  • LOOOL jahasra qas jerdaw bil kwiet ma hallejtuh ): :p

  • monkey was like.. what are you retard laughing at? ?? dont tell u dont this too?!! lol

  • AUTOFELLATIO!

  • OHHH NOOO !

  • hahahaaaaaaaaa tjb eda 

  • hahahhahahahaha

  • Dear god, i want one of those!

  • kif faqani dak sejjer "kemm hu helu ostja" hahahahahaha gd stuff guys =DD

  • i want to be able to do the same.

  • awesome thjey maltese

    

  • qahba views loool :D nice one man

  • What's really fun is to find them doing this then superglue their dick to their mouth. We found a macaque doing this, my friend choked him until he was asleep, then we glued his dick to a large iron bar. When he came around he started jumping and screeching, finally pulling it off. Another time, we took an M-80, rubbed it on a banana, lit it and gave it to a baby. He put it in his mouth, and ran to mama. He was under her holding on when it went off. We had rhesus pieces all over.

  • Omg!!!!!!!!! Poor monkey!!!! Trapped in a cage, stupid ppl! All of u ppl are stupid for doing this!!!! Maybe u retarded ppl should be treated like this to!!! Animals have lives too humans aren't the only ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • that is nasty poor monkey he didnt see that the paparazzi was there

  • A man has his needs... yes even a monkey.

  • I think they would stop laughin if he cum on them!!!

  • @01:01 "ara kif sar ahmar nar"

    lol qisu ogoba ix xol ;)

  • helwa ghanda zobb daqs kristu? -.-''

  • haha we maltese people are so awesome ! we know how to have fun and always funny :) Proud to be maltese, viva malta! :D

  • thumbs up for him trying to get the cum at *0:27* 

  • it ate its penis

  • ''Kemm HI helwA '' hahaa..;)

  • Maltese people are the best and we know to have fun without hurting anybody

  • @ejok16 yeah :)

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

  • that monky just wanked O.O

  • Viva Malta!!

  • @pippin1988, it's really not the jacking off thats the problem, they eat their own shit, god everything you see about them, their so nasty, god i hate monkeys....... but i did see a cool video on here "bowhunting the vervet monkey" sorry, but i laughed my ass off

  • Maltin the best! jifqaw l alla XD

  • fejn jkun emm l maltin AFFARIJIET TAL BLIEH JIGRU

  • il ostja il maltin xD

  • maltin jifqaw l alla;p

  • 0:23 sec ROFL BEST PART I LUV IT!!

  • Illostja kemm gerritu ix xadina

  • told you monkeys were fucking vile creatures, I hope he bites his dick off

  • @katosteen, what's vile about masturbating?

  • Monkey: "Bitch Asian I'm bigger! (flops dick out Criss Angel style, damn they need to put a bitch in here)"

  • Dan il-Video huwa l-iktar viewed tal-Maltin. Kemm ahna nies tajbin hux? :P

  • @EdenBoiTV  mla zobb

  • I hope this monkey pee's on these people. Poor thing, I know I would.

  • @darklight151 Those people are Maltese and so am I =) They were just laughing, they did not do any harm to the monkey and you better understand what did they say before talking =D

  • 0:26 sounds like the monkey is the 1 laughing

  • go monkey go

  • lol he jerks off to them :P

  • i dont think the monkey lives a chill life out there...

  • HAHAHAHA oh my oh my HAHA HAAHAHAHAHA

  • HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

  • hahaha jake and the monkey have something in common they both have a flappy cock

  • Dynamitebaiter,

    I see the video on your user page is no longer so easily available. I'm sure a lot of people won't bother to sign in for it.

    I wonder how that happened?

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  • Primates and people sometimes masturbate because of anxiety or as a stress respons.

    This animal is caged unnaturally so neurotic symptoms are hardly surprising.

  • holy shit that was fuckin funny man hohoholy crap man im still laughing

  • OH shit! someone put a camera in my cage!!!

  • soo like humans :)

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  • lol first of all i wouldnt touch its hand after it was done doin that and second they should throw some more monkeys in there! jeeze that would suck :(

  • cant a monkey wank in piece these days

  • omg tht monkey is loneley lol it looks like its laughin at same time

  • wow, that was funny!LOL

  • this is mean!! poor monkey :[

  • @imcute07 i guess thats what happens when u do it in public o.o

  • lol...yo this crazy...they just sittin watch this poor lil baby monkey jack off...lol

  • @reesunforchrist As if you will do something different if you were there ;))

  • this is mean!

  • lol :D

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  • lol tajba din hehehehe ghogbitni bomba e.

  • LOL!

  • y is that dude touching the hand that was jerking? N-A-S-T-Y

  • hes jerkin it!

  • thats eeeeeeeeeeeew...

    why does this mini monkey have such this long diiig ? @_@

  • Stupid fishfarmers.

  • lmao!!!!

    who was he horny for?

  • crazy asians. . .

  • asians? u mean the monkey? the keepers? or the ppl laughin at the jerkin monkey? if these ppl... they're europeans ...

  • hallieh ha gibu vjola!!!

    translation~~

    leave it ur getting it purple!!

  • xDD wow lol that made me laugh

  • The maltese girl says she is getting excited seeing the monkey jack OFF!!

    Maybe she masturbated for the monkey after she went home.

    Din pastaza u ma tafx tisthi!!!

  • lolz i didn't know monkeys could do that

  • LMFAO!

  • theyre talking in maltese....translating a bit of wwhat was said..'he's crazy...how cute...seriously!??....he gonna cut his part off...look out he might bite you..look how he got so red.'

  • ara maltin daw hehe tajba

  • wonderful :)

  • omg that is screwed up but soooo funny hahaha

  • WTF XD thats freaking weird even at 0:25 OMG poor mental monkey

  • OK seriously. Everyone is saying this is abuse and the monkey is being treated poorly. How many of us guys jack off??? then I guess you are treating yourself poorly then huh. We are laughing at a monkey jacking off because it is the same way we do it. Its funny.

  • 0:25 wtf!!!!!!!!!!lololol

    But that is abusing fukn animals cunt

  • omg 0:22 is funny enought to die ;DDDDD

  • o.0 he needs a female monkey.

  • that so sad, see the monkey its not having good in there, and it is not funny!!

  • omg you people will try anything to make us feel bad for a monkey jerking off. IT IS FUNNY!

  • he's not being funny. he is exhibiting neurotic behavior probably due to the way he is being kept there . like monkeys in research labs, sad

  • Yes that poor monkey is really screwed up mentally.

  • That poor monkey. He looks so scared.

  • bastards

  • 0:23-:28...funny

  • the poor monkey.....

    he´s afraid

    it´s like a horror show.....

  • you know in general i dont mind greenpeace guys and ppl alike and why do you have to post that in a video thats about something funny, i dont want read dramatic crap here

  • hes not going to be laughing when that monkey shoots his wad in his mouth lol

  • monkeyporn ?

  • Il-mara ghandha SAHNA ta qattusa fuqha!! The maltese girl is excited to see the monkey.

  • come on bitch!!

  • Leave him alone you bastards!

  • lol you remind me of chris crocker!

  • the girls seems to be the most excited at the zoo!

    ™

  • makes me ashamed to be part of the human race

  • WTF...............

  • that was gross

  • I cant watch this I'm a guy. This is for the girls !

  • this animal is being cruelly treated

  • hahahaha

  • ahhahahah at the comment hahahhahahahaha

  • wtf us wrong with those people laughing i mean pffft it was enjoying itself.

  • uhm..

  • stop teasing obama

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

  • aahahahahhahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!! BEST FUCKIN COMMENT RIGHT THERE!!!!!!

  • that is fucked up th tease animals like that

  • you are one racist bastard

  • maybe..

  • 4330890 <you fuckin disrespectful prick! your mother looks like a monkey you ignorant peice of shit!

  • lmfao

  • hahahaha

  • hahahahahha

    why did you send me this hahah

  • WHAT THE FUCK?

  • i wish i could do that

  • monkeys can give themselves dome thats so funny

  • look away kids, look away.

  • and he still wants to touch his hands hahaa

  • Why humans dont do that? ... Only because they aint flexible enough!!

  • HAhahahahAHhaH n1 monkey shake infront of ppls lol

  • dude you shouldnt show what you cant have...

  • yah thats fucked up

  • cant even be bothered to reply fuck you

    plus im 17 not 22

    if you read u would see

  • pobre animal!

    esos pelotudos se reian

    habria que cagarlos a trompadas a todos

  • i cant watch this video

    wanting new friends cn

  • Can t you understand the lady at LEAST!!! She says she like the masturbating of the monkey, and she feels excited to watch him in front of her!!!!

    I can understand as I am Maltese!!!

    She is also asking her friend if he can do that on front of her!!!!

    Arah x igerrieh kif se jgibghu!! she says..Translation...Look at masturbating how he will cum!!

  • ?????????????? int ok jew?

  • Hahaha

  • the monkey was in a zoo not kept as a pet you idiot

    how can you say it was ripped from its mothers breast

    please stop talking shit and acting like you know everything because you don't know anything about this monkey

    and how can you say he's not sucking his penis then say he is sucking it untill its RAW

    you stupid?

    if he really was stressed he would of backed off from the humans and not put his hand out when they went to toutch him

    come off the sympathy talk nobody feels bad he isn't in danger.

  • You can tell your a fucking idiot by your uneducated responses. This monkey is not a pet if its kept in these conditions -that is abuse. You need to read some research papers that have found that baby monkeys taken to early from their mothers display increased anxiety and will suck their foot or hand or penis until its raw. This is not a laughing matter as you want it to be. These monkeys are in danger and your an ignorant fool if you think otherwise. Your only 22 so get an education .

  • These idiots ! This poor little guy most likely was ripped from its mothers breast and the poachers killed his mother so some fool could have a cute pet. He is not sucking his penis. When infant monkeys are removed to early from their mothers breast they display increased anxiety and severe stress. They show this by sucking on hands or feet or their penis until its RAW. Now laugh at that ! He needs his mother for the comfort of her breast and to learn . Laughing also increases the stress .

  • hahahahahahahah !!

  • Poor animal!

    Is it funny?

  • that monkey was abused... poor monkey

  • dude those ppl are from my country which is Malta; it is not fair on the monkey baut it is not our country's zoo. We don't have a zoo. P.S. my God if you understand our language, many a time they are swearing !

  • this monkey seems to be mentally infirmed... seriously, i think it's not healthy

  • This vid made me sOOoOoOo wet LOL

  • lame

  • anyone want chat?

  • what the hell's so funny!?!can't you see that that poor monkey is so scared and stressed out by your noise and camera flashes?it's a shame.

  • lol thats funny u got to make more vides will bye !!!

  • monkey see monkey do who did he see

  • Shut up.

  • kut flikkers zoiets doe je niet in een kooitje godverdomme

  • I wish this video could be removed as its showing up under different names. In any event this little guy is showing severe stress and anxiety and its obvious he was taken from his mother to early as he's acting out and sucking anything available. Research done has shown this little guys are under such stress that they will suck their hands ,foot or penis raw . This idiots don't help things by laughing at the top of their lungs scaring him further. He will regress further and will most likely die

  • I agree these are some pretty shitty people!

  • The guys are maltese, the ladys says I wish my man was this BIG!! ma jmissekx tisthi ja pastza, u jien naf min int u fejn toqghod.

    Tidher li int pastaza.

  • nahseb int andek bzonn xi kura hehe cheer up madonna!

  • ROFL

  • thats sad man .. i mean look at how tiny the cage is...

    in tha wild monkeys arent even used to ppl but then to cum and hav these cunts in his face AND LAUGHING.. makes me want to cause some serious havvock!!!!

  • that is not funny its sad that that monkey lives in that place and you laugh the least you can do is feel sorry for him geez what if you were the monkey you would see a bunch retard laughing at me cleaning myself

  • that thang wasnt cleanin hisself!!! t.l.t.f.o.l

  • The guy at the end is wiping cum off his hand. Sick bastid

  • This makes me sick.