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[DefiantBoris]

This video is bad and you should feel bad.

[offplanetfilms]

@DefiantBoris ...This video is great & I feel GREAT! ...This video alone also has more than eight times the number of views as your entire channel, so perhaps you should feel bad.

[3z3ki3lll]

last lady looks irish

[offplanetfilms]

@3z3ki3lll ...Really? ...Are Irish girls that wide?

[znintendotaku]

She had a nice ass though.

[offplanetfilms]

@znintendotaku ...I guess that's some concession at least!

[bluntdude]

@znintendotaku she did huh? lol yup she sure did...that can always be a deal maker when it comes to women...when the face is lacking.

[MrSpyke008]

:))))

[johnfenn23]

Brilliant

[IanHawshire]

You get paid 100 dollars a month for every kid you have in Argentina IF you have no job

So people can have a dozen kids, and not work, and get paid...yay...

[internetexplorer92]

Silly Whatsizname, its not about the love you get its about the love you give (rape time).

[MonsterHighLoveDrama]

sooooooooo wrong

[offplanetfilms]

@MonsterHighLoveDrama ...and yet strangely realistic!

[MonsterHighLoveDrama]

@offplanetfilms so what

[offplanetfilms]

@MonsterHighLoveDrama ...Your vocabulary is so fantastically technicolor widescreen! ...or perhaps it just reveals the atrophied state of your narrow sense of humor?

[BeepBros]

ha a nuns pregnant

[RPGesus10]

what the fuck in an acrobats bung hole

[offplanetfilms]

@RPGesus10 ...a stool probably... and I don't mean one you'd find in a pickup bar!

[offplanetfilms]

@TheMegaMuggle ...That makes as much sense as a giraffe astronaut. Do you talk as bad as you write?

[Rainbowz131]

I want 2:56 minutes of my life back..,.

[offplanetfilms]

@Rainbowz131 ...Considering the quality and quantity of your own uploads, I'd suggest you wouldn't be doing anything better with your time anyway, so I consider your demand for a time-refund null and void.

[Epicfail90001]

Retard shoulda worn a condom....

[offplanetfilms]

@Epicfail90001 ...but not an "edible" condom!

[IzayoiArwena]

Pregnant nuns? Nun can't be pregnant, she should always be virgin! And an old lady... It's impossible, old ladies can't be pregnant. This should be prohibited.

[offplanetfilms]

@IzayoiArwena ...Do you often have trouble comprehending the difference between reality and a cartoon? Perhaps YOU should be "prohibited"! ...Pack up your undeveloped, atrophied sense of humor & take a LONG hike!

[1God1Fury]

ewww, nasty...im gona be sick....

[jasperandalicelol]

How the hell did I END UP WATCHING THIS, OH YEAH THROUGHT ME TRYING TO FIND THE SEVEN DEALY SINS MOVIE TRAILER. iI click the wrong button and I end up here. God my face looks like hers at 2:03

[brian66759]

butin qend doriculse thusth theees em muled nouw ziqe ???

[brian66759]

jsjsjs butin qend doriculse thusth theees em muled nouw ziqe ???

[prathameshvaidya]

I did not understand it,

note m no aussie, can sum1 explain?

[offplanetfilms]

@prathameshvaidya ...in the last few years, the Australian Government has been handing out a $5,000 "Baby Bonus" to parents for each child born. The result? ...The new "C" generation has been created! (C-A-S-H)

Needless to say, it's been a runaway success in the lower IQ areas. Teen pregnancies and single mothers have never looked so smug!

[prathameshvaidya]

@offplanetfilms wtf :/

[dougisbest1]

@prathameshvaidya also root means to have sex

[2boddah]

holy rusted genes batman!!!

[HeyRuka]

When the value of a human life is reduced to $5,000, it's time to stop spawning.

[offplanetfilms]

@HeyRuka ...it's a sad & sorry state. Vouchers for food & baby products would be a better idea. Instead, all the "Baby Bonus" did for Australia was boost the sales of widescreen TV's. (The kids went hungry... but the screens looked great!)

[HeyRuka]

Ya wanna root? :)

[offplanetfilms]

@HeyRuka ...Yea, that's the mating call of Australian rednecks! (True)

[HeyRuka]

@offplanetfilms haha that's the best. I like it :)

[AdrianHiitman]

Because of you, many girls are pregnant and you deserve to die, bogan.

[offplanetfilms]

@AdrianHiitman ...I don't think I've ever known anyone completely misinterpret the meaning of one of our films as much as you just have. The film means the exact opposite to what your atrophied comprehension skills deluded themselves with. I'd call you a "stupid rock ape" in return, but that would be insulting to stupid rock apes!

[Pertizel96]

That's messed up man.

[offplanetfilms]

@Pertizel96 ...Yes, reproduction sure can be messed up! ...Especially when you point your "pink fish finger of love" in the wrong direction!

[thefinalcopy]

@Offplanetfilms at 2:15 you can see the priest.

[offplanetfilms]

@thefinalcopy Yes, "Father Rice" is omnipresent !

[thefinalcopy]

@Offplanetfilms and the woman with the big hips,oh man the list goes on!!

[thefinalcopy]

In the start of the video;you can see the girl from dootown.

(learning about semi-colons in school...so don't be hate'n!)

[offplanetfilms]

@thefinalcopy ...Well Spotted! ...We keep recycling DooTown characters in most of our short films (especially the cops)

[fumblingeverywhere]

ahaha thanx.....and what exactly is it?

[offplanetfilms]

@fumblingeverywhere ...I guess it's what the Australian lower class say to each other in order to take advantage of our "Baby Bonus" ...it's a $5,000 bonus the government gives people in Australia for having a baby. Needless to say, there's a lot of people reproducing for cash instead of love!

[fumblingeverywhere]

what does the guy ask to each women??? don't understand =(

[offplanetfilms]

@fumblingeverywhere ...I guess a precise translation would be "WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE?"

[ibreathalmo]

can someone explain to me , it was entertaining but i seriously need to understand wut money got to do with having kids ??!!!

[offplanetfilms]

@ibreathalmo ...in the last few years, the Australian Government has been handing out a $5,000 "Baby Bonus" to parents for each child born. The result? ...The new "C" generation has been created! (C-A-S-H)

Needless to say, it's been a runaway success in the lower IQ areas. Teen pregnancies and single mothers have never looked so smug!

[ibreathalmo]

@offplanetfilms ahhha now i get it, hehe now it's funny lol

but it's great that australia is doing this , may be it had some down sides to it but it's good :)

thnx for explaining :)

[cireeeeeX]

Disdurbing

[Goldstar127]

@1:39 Damn, dat thing come by my house, I kill it.

[darkstar1987lx]

karma's a bitch

[offplanetfilms]

@darkstar1987lx ...Oh yea! (Stupidity magnifies karma tenfold too!)

[kikyoprotector]

Poor guy lol

[gator159]

the moral of the story is your conciense ultamatally wants to make you suffer

[freddykisback123]

hahahaah 2:21 that is the best worst death scene i have ever seen , you guys have really twisted minds but hell yeah i appreciate that

[rayblack2004]

inventive suicides lol

[jellybellys69]

Very Funny! (& yes, I still think that she looks good!, well, ... a nice ass, anyway!) :)

[offplanetfilms]

@jellybellys69

I always was a sucker for the "child bearing hips" look myself!

[jellybellys69]

@offplanetfilms Absolutely!!!

[diddlybop]

OH MY GOD!!!

WOW!!!

XDD

[kinkysharky]

well at the end it showed he had a kind heart but i believe his heart was a little too kind. lol loved it. very funny!

[offplanetfilms]

Yes.. the poor guy's heart ended up in the wrong hands! (happens to the best of us)

[ant1991331]

Sad but true :P

[offplanetfilms]

...Horrifically so!

[ragnarok9899]

Are they saying

"Ya wanna, right?" or "Ya wanna, rape?" or.... o_o?

[offplanetfilms]

"Ya wanna ROOT?" (Australian for "doing it")

[ragnarok9899]

Haha, I love Australian expressions so much.

[xMirax]

GREAT WORK!!!

[SlacktiveAction]

I loved the self incineration.

That has really made my day. Thank you sir.

[Skope111]

pregnant DUDE at 1:01!!!

[offplanetfilms]

...It can happen if you stumble into the wrong laboratory!

[Skope111]

GAH!

[edgewayround]

That is just sooooooooo wrong ......... Fuckin funny though!

[Choowbz]

I noticed that it was made before Kevin07 but its still relevant and a well presented story.

[leokimvideo]

"baby bonus"

"short film"

[leokimvideo]

haaaaaaaa!

[Olthetime]

Great stuff indeed.

[ninjasaan]

LOL brilliant!! You're doing Australia proud :)

[BunniesAreLoved]

Lol great drawings .

[annahondro]

okk um tht was weird

[avpkid345]

ummm

[Clobberbob55]

Insane and lovely.

[MexicanKiwi1989]

mate, your animations are amazing!

[leokimvideo]

added to fav..

[leokimvideo]

On a more serious note,I believe they no longer hand out the BB in a lump sum..

I dare say it goes down the pokies easier in fortnightly installments.

[offplanetfilms]

Yea, I know... it's been tightened up somewhat since we made the film.

[hell858]

wow man how do you make these video?

[offplanetfilms]

Good old fashioned paper, paint, pencils & hard physical animation!

[leokimvideo]

This is a channel where cafe style fruit loaf is served, the white bread is basically found everywhere else.

[offplanetfilms]

...I like that warm fresh bread smell!

[skitzostudios]

Brilliant! My favorite is still "SOLITARY EXTRACTION" and if you haven't seen THAT one, click on it also. I could have sworn they were at Surfer's Paradise!

[Regusername]

Excellent story & animation, loved the waves.

[posthumanfetus]

Do they really pay you to have kids in Australia? Over here in the States, having kids is one of the most surefire ways to put yourself in severe debt. Anyway, that lady had some serious problems.

[offplanetfilms]

YEP! ...You currently get a 5 grand tip per baby.... even single mummies can just pop them out while holding out their hands for the cash! ...The money usually just goes onto Plasma TV's, cigarettes & pizzas!

[posthumanfetus]

That's awesome. Australia must be, like, one of the only countries in the world that actually encourages a person to start a family. You guys are allllllllllllllll right.

[leokimvideo]

Sure do, welcome to the country where every kid buys you something nice for the house or a lovely overseas holiday..

I never intended to have a family, when the baby bonus kicked in I quickly got married and had 5 kids, one for each year it's been available.

[leokimvideo]

8th comment..

[leokimvideo]

considering the crap I have been wading through this is like heaven on a stick..

the baby bonus went, and so did large LCD screens, I wonder if they are linked

[offplanetfilms]

I thought it would make a good summer movie for the USA at the moment,... and a little "Tax Time" homage for the Australians ticking all the "Baby Bonus" boxes in the etax forms!

[leokimvideo]

The biggest con of is it's taxable income, half the bonus goes back if you have had a big year..

[offplanetfilms]

Deep down, I think the real winner of the Baby Bonus is ebay!

...The average person will have spent it before the bean counters come sniffing for it!

[leokimvideo]

lovely, so clear vibrant.

ever looked at youtube on a small mobile device, it pays to have a vibrant clip and thumb is possible

[Hamishtarah]

Is that the way the human found to colonize the Earth? o_O

;)

[buze]

I didn't really get the 'cow suicide' - and I'm not really sure I want to.

[offplanetfilms]

THIRD!!! (hang on... do I count?)

[FlindersSharp]

SECOND!!!!!

[jaimey001]

FIIIRST!!!!!