The Howard Stern Show - Artie Lange vs. Andrew Dice Clay 4/5 (7/18/2006)

[Lvduggo69]

If u hear the show they did u would know that 90% were there for Artie. After Artie did his act he said , and here's dice !

The whole place booooooooed !

After dice was embarrased I think dice just said to himself , fuck Artie. I'll pay him when I want knowing in the comedy biz u get paid right away. Artie is still the man. Fuck dice and his looser living in the 80's fans.

It's over Johnny !!

[BrisbaneBruce]

Artie's a dick whose luck finally ran out

[DHarri9977]

This is classic, hilarious

[Jacno77]

artie and dice vs the world

[slckr80s]

"lets go to high pitched eric.." "who?" "andrew dice clay, how are you?" "WHO? Howard what did you say?" "high pitched eric" "oh, how you doin?" Priceless Dice Clay.

[slckr80s]

l*

[slckr80s]

So funny when Fred laughs @08:36, he sounds like one of the staff laughers on the jimmy kimmek live show.

[damightyom]

Artie sounds cheaper than Jackie xD

[smartpeoplewillagree]

Dice is a fuckin' lyin', see-through motherfucker. He was just trying to use Artie.

[SAMMARTINO68]

Artie Lange is such a little cock it was a misunderstanding for $5.000 for 20 min of work thats a crime in itself.

[Chris2oo7]

omg Robyns laugh is so fuuuuucking annoying

[muzapstar]

Now I remember why I stopped listening to Howard. They are a bunch of degenerate assholes.

[SicilianGunner]

artie is really overeacting andrew dice clay apologized should be case closed 

[blockboihussla]

im sorry but dice is actually reallllly funny in this!! and i would actually love too see these guys together!!

[ny007ny]

Do you have any of the F-Emmy clips? There are NONE on Youtube or the net at all.

[MarvelComics1985]

@ny007ny

Your guess is as good as mine. I could probably find something from Stern Show Shuffle or a recent Master Tape Theatre installment.

[ny007ny]

@MarvelComics1985

Cool. Either way I just want to say thank you for all the uploads you have. They keep me entertained when I have to be online.

[paintedeyelids]

@ny007ny I was just thinking about F-Emmys the other day, bump with a second request!

[Betamaki]

Here's a pitch for a show:

Larry David, Richard Lewis, Artie Lange and Dice

THREE AND A HALF JEWS. OHH!

[MrHeavymetal69]

Artie, if you guys team up, it would be like going to a concert to see motley crue in the 90s and journey is opening up for them. You like a couple of journey songs, but you just want them off the stage to rock out with motley crue!! Fla fla fooey!!! Call me Artie!! we will party!!

[das9582]

The only reason I listen to the Stern show was Artie. The only logical, funny person on the show.

[abooooff]

Man this is when the show was really good!

[calaftheeast]

ralph is gross. cheap fuck.

[Loyalty1269]

Dice has the better career now. His performance in entourage was impressive. and its leading to more moves for him. hes no has been.

[fosponomot]

dice is withholding the 5k to force artie on the phone so he can browbeat him into joining him a comedy duo. artie doesnt want to even talk to dice because dice is relentless.

[MarvelComics1985]

@unpurethought

I'll see what I can do. When was it?

[summer999ppp]

Howard loves Jew boys!

Ralph is the worst. It's obvious Artie is right. Dice is just another east coast jerkoff!

[swagglehorse]

Take a shot for every time they say "The Borgata".

[RossBayCult]

In the end Artie got paid and the next show with Dice he got his money up front which is the right thing to do.

[hernje]

Ralph is a Jew, Dice is a Jew, and Jewboy is a Jew. Need I say anymore?

[subtletiger]

@hernje sure, why not?

[Lvduggo69]

Wow ! Dice fucked up another oppertunity by treating Artie like a opening act instead of a partner , that pissed Artie off , now dice realized he pissed off Artie and is wanting Artie to commit to do some more shows before Artie even got paid chickin feed for the first one ! Unfuckingbelievable!

over due dice clay. U blew your plugs now diceie boy ! And not the ones in your head .

Fuuuuuck ! That pic of dice is priceless !

[phat1pc]

wow what an asshole robin is. wow.. the guy just expected to be paid that night or in a couple days and dice didnt know that.. thats it.. ralph and robin are douche bags..

[sschhuu]

@MrHideyoursheep douchebag

[kliff215]

robin is a wanker

[frickadele]

What the hell is wrong with Robin?

She can't understand why Artie is pissed off?

Dice knows the score when it comes to paying

people...and he stiffed Artie for too long

Ralph is a leach.

[MrHideyoursheep]

Artie Lange=Fat,Obese,Overpaid,Usele­ss,Junckie!...Dick Clay know's this, You see! Artie would Kill and Eat his mother for his next Fix. Piss on Artie's Fat,Bloated Dead body.

[dpuknowme]

f robin

[GoldenAgeFlix]

artie is a fuckin dick goin off on dice like this for no reason when they could be better as a team

[kalpal67]

artie is really lashing out because howard said he wasn't man enough to take dice on thats what i think.

[mxIllKill]

artie just wants to get high so he needs the money to buy smack cause he is a sad man

[taffina123]

@mxIllKill doesnt matter if he wanted to set the money or fire; he did his job he shouldn't have to wait three weeks to get paid. Does your loser ass wait to get paid a month for a days work?

[mxIllKill]

@taffina123 No need to rage, settle down and don't worry about me. I love Dice and love Artie, both great comedians and the comment about Artie was a joke. No need to be so serious about something that already happened and does not concern either of us. Don't be like Artie and blow up over a small problem.

Cheers!

[TheDrunkenInsomniac]

Dice is a fuck

[redrum8686]

only natural to feel like your getting jerked when your waiting an unusually long time to get paid for services you've already rendered.

[Lifendz]

@redrum8686: Exactly. If the time of payment is missing, and this is just contract law, you look first to course of performance, then to course of dealings, and then to what's customary in that particular field. Here, what's customary is to be paid almost immediately after performing.

And oh yeah, bleep Robin. Lets see how she feels if Sirius decides not to pay her when payday rolls around. I mean hey, it's not like she needs the money so why get mad? Not like Sirius won't pay her.

[jeremyshambles]

it seems to me quite safe to say the "gigs" never materialized...

[joemj413]

lmao "yeah where would I go?"

[kalpal67]

@joemj413 i laughed so hard at that people stared!

[wannabesedated00]

heroin is a hell of a drug