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  • for whatever reason the whole part about the self estem and strip clubs just depresses me

  • I LOL'D

    Its all fucking true..

    

  • I thought all Americans were stupid.

  • i saw this in highschool in 05. 15 years old my govt teacher showed us. it changed my life. i watch it like 40 times a year its been saved to all my comps. ill never forget the name or lyrics. didnt think about it for like 4 months and saw greg died. hurt me. i feel like i know him through this. just like people feel marleys pain through his music. fuck man this video really flows thorugh my veins not just my ears

  • rip, greg giraldo.

  • Totally miss your truth, Greg

  • The guy has a point. According to people who actually knows abt. Marihuana, great minds like Robert S. De Ropp or Ernst Jünger or George Carlin, it is clear, that mind-enhancing drugs (and free thought in general) is NOT wanted by governments whose corporate masters want masses of obidient, controllable workers, NOT populations, consisting of capable of individual, critical thinking. This is why pot is illegal. It's simple logic, follow the money...

  • Where would the strippers come from?

  • Stop WATCHING inspirational videos and go and DO something inspirational! Donate to charity, have lunch with a homeless person, call your grandma! Get of YouTube and do something! Being good is not just the absence of evil.

  • in our society we flip a coin to homekess people to turn a blind eye,....

  • I know it's Greg Giraldo though.

  • Sounds like Phillip DeFranco.

  • Dude sounds exactly like me!

  • :39

    lol

  • Yeah, they can, because our country is based on independent commercial enterprises who view every couch potato as a discriminating consumer. Capitalism expands and consumes. Capitalism expands and consumes. Having bottom feeders to step on and judge makes us feel more civilized. To what end? What happened to peace, love, and groovy?

  • people who live in cardboard boxes can't afford to throw rocks!!! People who live in glass houses could learn something from those they judge!!!

  • This is the kind of song that should inspire bands! I'm inspired, funny but while sticking to the point! Take note budding musicains

  • hahaha funny stuff love it

  • LOL

  • amazing

  • this is greg giraldo

  • its by "lazyboy" a danish music artist,a member of the danish band Aqua.

  • the law is wrong not the bong......

  • Nicely done!

  • this song perfectly covers all of my rants

  • so strong song...

  • what hes speaking is so true

  • Speak the truth, always.

  • not really a song...more like slam poetry with a chorus.

    ps. doesn't the guy's voice sound like that sxephil guy on youtube?

  • It's closer to Spoken Word, and I don''t think it sounds like sxephil.

  • yeah it really does, it might be. we will never know.

  • Its Greg Giraldo...

  • now much of a song, more like just very true facts with music playing in the background, no matter what its good.

  • How come CNN or BBC don't show this at least in one evening's news promo? Wish some could answer this and at least one question a video like this rises. God bless the world!

  • pigs from hell.

  • My favorite part of this is the homeless person part.

    People always telling them to get a job..

    And waste the money. They going to save it or what?

    God I love this song.

  • I like the obesity bit

    "How'd you get through it grandpa?"

    "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere!"

  • this is a brilliant vid

  • this is such an amazing song. he speaks the truth...

    "and i thought he's just gonna use it on drugs and alcohol.. and i thought that's what IM going to use it on. why am i judging this poor bastard

  • great song....altho maybe greg should come to my country where life standard is about 4 times lower than in america and lazyboy could sing a song about that ;)

  • SUCH a good song, quality lyrics and an amazing beat....

  • Ah, Greg Giraldo; my favorite comedian ever.

  • great song, so hilarious and so true

  • first of al, very nice video. powerfull stuff. and, people who smoke shouldn't say they are more experiencend than non-smokers. and anti-smokers shouldn't be so negative. alcohol is worst than marijuana, and the effects aint that bad. i've never seen or heard of anyone who was high who was the cause of some accident, mostly its drunk people. (and i live in holland, and how stereotipical it may be, there is enough hemp here idd).

    nice vid. more people should be aware, or think like this lazyboy

  • You just its mostly drunk people? who is the other percetange?

  • well, i don't know how its in the rest of the world, but here its drunk people, younge people, and stupid young people

  • and you don't think any of the time they are stoned? Or slightly high? I know a few friends who have crashed while stoned

  • i know a few friends who have crashed while sober.

  • So do i

  • Yes, being sober causes crashed, we must criminalize driving while sober.

    Get the analogy yet?

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  • well your friends are idiots then! noone shoud be driving while either stoned or drunk! isnt that obvious??? or is it just me??

  • Are u dumb? Yes i agree its very stupid to drive while drunk, nobodys questioning that...but when ur stoned u drive 15 miles under the speed limit and if u even see are car ur so freaked out about the possible danger alot of people pull over, and say fuck this were walking....ive drivin lots of times while stoned and i never swerve, drive reckless, or drive over the speed limit...if a pothead knows hes not a good driver while high, he WONT DRIVE!

  • unless he forgets =P

  • Now there speaks a man who KNOWS! ;) couldnt agree more.

  • @inuyashaevan lol!! and driving 15 miles below the speedlimit ts safer???? are you a retard?????doing that causes some other drivers to try and pass where they would not otherwise do it, but getting frustrated with a slow/stoned driver in front pisses people off and causes roadrage!!

  • @deadmike73  it is safer!!

  • @MrStuckhere dude! slow drivers cause accidents too!!  lol, i dont care what you think, ive been driving for almost 10 years,long enough to know that slow drivers are an accident just waiting too happen!!!!

  • @deadmike73 it is safer!! slow down and see the world,why get mad it's ignorant to get pissed at dumb sh*t,and if you get so mad so easilyis it sefer for you to drive?

  • @MrStuckhere dude, you dont slow down and see the world,unlees youre on hiliday or something!! you should be aiming to drive at the popposed speedlimit! if a road is a 50 km/H zone ,you should be driving at 50, not 35!!!!!!!

  • Vampr1ss you are possibly the dumbest fucking person on Youtube. Like really? You have apparently never been high or around people who are high. 40% of the driving I do is while I'm high. I'm not scarred of getting caught, it's a stupid fucking misdemeanor if that. And I sure as hell won't be sitting around? Why get high and sit? Go to the fuckin' beach, go skate, hop on a fuckin' quad. All of it is better high.

  • I like the cut of your jib boy.

  • I'm not sure what you mean by that but thanks man

  • Odd, calling Greg Giraldo put to a beat a song. Never the less, a fine use of five minutes at the least, as always the guy has a point.

  • best song(?) ever

  • Greg Giraldo is funny lol

    :D~~~~

  • so true to the times we live in now !

  • Powerfull song :)

  • awesome song trippy vid nice

  • FAVOURITE SONG

    THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING IT!!!!

    xox

    smoke weeeeeeeeeeed :P :P :P

  • wtf is with the old people part but hey its true the shits been going down hill since america ellected a moron never mind twice but i guess i cant say anything about canada they have a beaver loving clone of gorge bush that needs gorge bush to wipe his for him i love both america and canda just cant stand the fuckin goverment PS dont slam homeless people they have shitty luck but hopfuly get up or not catch swine flu P.P.S didnt need to hear about the old people thing

  • Our world is screwed

  • This video is great & also a fantastic sociological insight into modern life. Have a great holiday weekend Youtubers.

  • this mofo is a prophet, lazy boy for president

  • It's Greg Geraldo, the comedian.

  • so fucking true.... theres a liquor store on almost every corner, a fast food joint next to another with even greasier food and just a few blocks down the street it repeats itself, is this what life is about?

    and stop fighting over pot, it aint harmless but its a fuckload less harmful than most shit out there INCLUDING prescription drugs so go smoke a j and chill

    Dont,

    Drink n Drive,

    Smoke n Fly

  • ummm, please don't drive anywhere near my family. I don't want your high-ass killing them. Please do not drive high/

    I am not saying herb is the devil, however, it will affect your driving abilities. And I don't want you on our roads, on any drugs. People on the roads are bad enough drivers without and outside influence.

    OK, here is me repeating myself:

    PLEASE!!!!! DO NOT DRIVE UNDER ANY INFLUENCE!

  • Most people High on herb are too stoned to go out an drive they just sit around. Also people who drive while high on weed drive soo slow because the are so paranoid about getting caught.

  • not at all bro sorry but maybe gain some experience with smoking dope or being around some high people ha then share your opinion

  • umm. not true. sounds to me like your being very stereotypical?

    ever been in the car with some one driving high?

    or maybe on the interstate high?

  • Sing for meeee

  • Yes it's Danish ! and i love it ! - Everything what he says is right - !

  • Does an instrumental exist for this song...? It's quite heavenly...

  • everything here is true bt still

  • Marijuana is illegal, while people get prescriptions for sleeping medication that can kill you with a overdose. Have you ever heard "Man found dead due to over does of pot." How many people have died due to drunk driving, I can get a 12 pack on almost any street.

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  • brilliant track, does anyone know who is talking? ... lazyboy consists of Rob da bank, yea.. but that aint him talkin ...or is it?

  • It's Greg Giraldo. He was on Last Comic Standing.

  • Greg Giraldo

  • lazyboy is danish producer Søren Rasted from AQUA!

  • No, Lazyboy is only 1 person, a dane: Søren Rasted ( the spiky haired dude from Aqua)..

  • this guys a legend

  • That's not the point.

  • "Random babble"? Hardly. The guy has a serious point.

  • It's not meant as a serious point, it's a stand up routine, but he is drawing off real life and some real issues in a funny but vague way :)

  • @Hostile To bad he's dead... R.I.P. Greg Giraldo... And Lazyboy broke up long ago, but they had some good points alot of people would overlook, or ignore.

    Maybe not the greatest in pleasurable listening, but a very good idea, and good way to give his opinion.

  • @Archkha47 I only found out yesterday that this was Greg Giraldo. I've been a fan all this time without realising it... now sad he's dead. :(

  • @Hostile Holy Shit Balls....Your Right.......now I get the voice....RIP GG

  • mighty gimp you're a faggot. Do you label others to make yourself feel better? you're just a sad dickhead. And before you go labeling me as a pothead let me say that I don't smoke it. You should be put down YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE

  • You must have been a pothead at one point because you really have a bad view on them and you being a pothead looking in mirror must've scared you silly.... MightyGimp... You are a prick :)

    oh and I have been clean my whole life so don't go calling me a pot head

  • fuck i know people that have been smoking pot for over 25 years....they still have a job and a family who r u to judge??? fuck wit

  • Wow!!

    I Love It!!

  • could not agree more my friend. people like us need to stick together and sway the sheeple to our way of thinking:)

  • yeh you do! to many sheeple around these days. ba ba ba!

    i mean if I'm gonna spend my money on drink and drugs then i can't judge anyone else for doing likewsise.

  • Thank you so much for posting this.

    I've been looking for it for months!

    For some reason I thought it was Fat Boy Slim... Kinda close...

    The man at 4:25 makes me feel really sad... Especially since he's got a kid. I don't know.

    XA

  • wow, yeah i've watched this video at least 20 times but never really noticed the kid....that rough. : /

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  • this totally describes america and where were at right now

  • The Homeless people part is so true, and the whole thing is so true and thought provoking.

    Really gets you thinking, doesn't it?

  • The Bill Gates comment was thought provoking, and absolutely true.

  • you know what is sad, most contries have some stereotype that makes them special/advanced/ or even more talented. America has the stereotype of being fat. Whoo hoo? lol im not anti-american but that is pretty sad.

  • its kinda sad whats happening 2 america i dnt wana critcices buthese right and soon this may start happening2 every 1 my xdream is 2 one day come 2 america i want to see it for myself and see what it is like without the steriotypes

  • Life before the fall, kind of Ironic that everyone is becoming homeless really fast, yet somehow we are still getting fatter!!

  • good job

  • i love this song ahah

    its so true tho

  • GOOD EDITING

  • Triple J in Australia play this every now and then its gold!

  • Wonderful..

    song/Statement

  • The comedian is Greg Geraldo

  • this is da funniest song in da world

  • No he wasn't... he was in Aqua but he didn't play Ken... René Dif played Ken in Barbie Girl. Søren Rasted made this video...

  • Ah right, cheers for the correction!

  • respect man thanks for posting the vid

  • What does the sign say that the lady in the wheel chair is holding, I can't quite make it out.

  • absolutely great, speaks from the true side of what needs to be heard

  • lol throw rug and CD tack

  • This is an amazingly Cynical beat, props to its creator ;-)

  • it's bits of his stand up.

  • when did this song come out? it sounds like a standup act with some music in the background

  • Good song.

  • This does sound like SxEPhil singing it.

    Anyway, it's funny because it is so brutally true.

  • this song/rhythmed speech is teh sex

  • hey is it SxEPhil singing this song? the voice is so similar and the humor is much the same

  • I love this song with an undying passion. =) It's so sarcastic. The guys a total smart ass. But he's absolutely right. Hahaa.

  • This is an amazing song. How fucking true it is!

  • hey which album is this because i cant find it. does anyone know?

  • I think the album is called TV

  • Its called Lazyboy TV by Lazyboy

  • thanks

  • I have the CD and the word fuckin is also cut out which fuckin sucks

  • Song is so true.

  • Great Video.

  • this song is so fuckin' halarious! At the same time VERY FUCKIN' TRUE!

  • you're an idiot... did you even pay attention to the lyrics and how they're true?

  • Hey. Rick. If you think that because he stutters that they suck? Look at the Who. They are a awesome band.

  • are there any uncut versions of this song on youtube?!?!?

  • hun....I'm no african american.

    I get what you are saying. IF YOU ARE BORN IN AMERICA THEN YOU ARE AMERICAN

  • Dude this is fucking great I love the points he makes..

    "I was about to give it to him then I thought well he's just going to use it on drugs or alcohol, and then I thought thats what i'm going to use it on" fuckin priceless.

  • this is a great song

    really makes you think

    its also brought up loads of arguements;

    obesity, blacks and whites, terrorism, america being founded by immigrants, drugs + homeless people.

    its good that everyones speaking their mind but they need to calm down on the insults

    pointless

  • You should consider suicide, my friend.

  • Sure does.

  • This is a song where you just want to sit down... on your own. relax and just think about this.. This is our life..

    and everything is true.. so if you don't think it is.. you have somthing worng with you.

    This is an awsome song.. so true!

    <3 LAZY BOY!

  • omfg. this sounds like a whole bunch of bullshit little kids arguing over sharing a piece of fuckin candy. quit whining and arguing with eacher and stfu you dipshits. damn...

  • Reminds me of George Carlin.

  • hahaha fuck obama,im sry but if a terrorist leaders says if he was and american he would vote for obama alls im going to say is your a fucking idiot people like you is the problem with this country

  • so so true. I hope obama turns this all around. Because under bush people were disillusioned. They had and many still have no idea about what the fuck is happening in the world, let alone their own country. Now is a time of self reflection and maybe a chance to change things.

  • you think obama is much better hes a phycopath thats anti white and has relations with terorists he wants to slowly strip us of our rights

    why does obama only refer to himself as an african ameriucan if hes just as much caucasion

    for that matter why african at all? i mean if hes a president he should be pure american not african

    the man is a poor canidate thats y america is fucked and someone needs to save it

  • shut the fuck up.

    pure american? wtf your country's been around for about 200 years its made of from settlers from all over the world, african americans are just as much american as the white americans.