My Immortal Part 6

[LikeSoTotallyRandom]

This is a great story, my only complaint is she doesn't describe their clothes often enough.

[XieYali]

""You fucking bustard!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!1"

[dilt4]

@xXSpeechImpedimentXx n...no bloody marry is a legend about a ghost in a mirror >.> you're as bad as she is!1

[dXLucyXb]

All the people must look exactly the same..

[sheepbomb100]

Why the hell do they keep describing what they wear? Why the hell does she keep having arguments with Draco and getting back together like nothing happened? Why the hell is everyone a vampire whose parents killed themselves!?

[TheDigimushroom]

wow i wonder what she will wear tomorrow.........

[DijANDQaanita]

waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait......­.there was a second "The Ring" !?!?!?!?

[Metalhead7517]

I love how EVERY character's parents were vampires that killed themselves.

[omgBreakingDawn]

I have no idea what is actually happening....but then I haven't since Drako/Darko killed himself then didn't...

[girl4042]

They all somehow managed to make eye-contact with 5 other people at once.

[jjilatt123]

Oh, somebody is wearing different clothing. God forbid she doesn't take less than two paragraphs to explain it to us.

[Sollythesilent]

Very well... but we cannot do this!!

[lilacgerbil94]

How do you run away in a car...?

[ooOTheUndertakerOoo]

Draco: O_O You. Are. So. Bea.tiful-ful-ful

Me: *tilts head*

*Listens as the boys argue*

Hmmm...

*shoots Eobny in the head with magically obtained gun*

*everything goes back too normal*

I FIXED IT :D

[DifferentlyNormal14]

Can someone explain why Volxemort/Vlodemort/*insert spelling here* needs Enoby to kill "Vampire" anyway? Can't he do it?

And why isn't he trying to kill Enoby seeing as she's the only one who can kill him now, apparently?

[vocoloidfreak11]

she made a mistake, she meant "Hi everybody come in" x3

[Cla0016]

"...sexily comfort me."

[TheREALMac1232]

8:38 reminds me of Drew Pickles

[bFmV007]

"he cut his wrists in a depressed way"

I don't know, I prefer cutting my wrists in a happy way.

[Sirthatguy]

we both followed draco and I was so executive

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

"Okay bitch."

"She smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick".

5:46: Because giving someone the middle finger wouldn't automatically get you a detention...

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

That's it, I'm converting to Stanism!

[codeaires]

@GodsBittersweetEmo ALL HAIL OUR LORD MASTER STÄÁN! He is Satan's slighty effeminate hipster cousin.

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

@codeaires

*Bows before almighty STÄÁN*

[codeaires]

@GodsBittersweetEmo We need to establish a STÄÁN cult.

[yowee1234]

Frank Sinatra?

[fruitblood]

How many times do these people change there clothes?! I swear they change it like 5 times a fuckin' day!

[LookAScottishKorean]

Is it just me, or does it seem like 'Vampire' and Draco borrow eachother's clothes A LOT?

[demonsrcool]

EVERYONE IS SO GOTHIC

[tehSnark]

Why didn't they use guns in the real books? You'd think that wold work, especially if it was unexpected. Just, like, snipe Voldemort or the Death Eaters, or give em a shotgun to the face. They'll never see it coming.

[AkumaPrincess]

Ever notice how she'll forget things when talking about outfits? Like how in Draco isn't wearing pants, or Vampire has no shirt?

[RAZEAN55]

THE SPELL CHECK

THEY DO NOTHING

[tehSnark]

@RAZEAN55 Actually, if you copy the original fanfic into Word you'll get an error message saying that there are too many spelling mistakes to continue displaying.

[TehCoffeeDragon]

LOL Stanism

She worships some dude named Stan!

XD

[codeaires]

COUNT CHOCULA GOES GREAT WITH BLOOD.

[HMGiggleFairy]

She falls asleep during sex? He must suck. xD

[ajackmeh16]

Why is everyone a half-Japanese goth? o_O; or bi?

[JinaFoxDemon]

Draco and Harry sound so dorky! XD

[demonkittenxx]

LMFAO

[EllaTheBluesKid]

the bark lord is planning to kill all the students.

[deepseaspirit]

Crap and Goyle. LOL

[DarkHonour]

seems like the deatheaters are better off under voldemort

hogwarts is a huge nightmare with enoby around *_*

[PumaOPumaOPumaO]

Lol she just starts randomly eating Count Chocula with human blood in Dumblydors office

This is the best fan fiction evar

[DarkAngel807]

'You mustard! I want to s*** next to her exclamation point!'

I think I laughed for about 3 minutes straight with that one. XD

[ladysovlover17]

I WANT TO CONVERT TO STAN-ISM!!

[theblackparade133]

CONGRESS SHOES?! :'D

[Canadia200000]

Leather bra?

Most illiogical.

[DynamicScherzo]

Hahahaha! :D

[PoweredBubbles]

Stanism? I'm converting myself to that. XD

[NaruxHinafan4eva]

Count Chocula is totally the most goth cereal ever.

[PeteyPoison]

LMFAO "exclamation point one-one!!"

[MorgensternPip]

I like how Voldemort travels by broomstick >.>

[ichelleray]

you would think that at this point after everyone had slit their wrists so many times in this story, they would be dead.

i guess we can only get so lucky. =/

[dilt4]

@ichelleray Well remember they can die but cant die.

[thescreaminglambs]

"I want to shit next to her!" kinky much?

[Lizzycello2]

LOL.

Stan-ism.

x,D

[JackLuft]

If this movie gets produced by Hollywood, the movie would have spent more than double their budget on costumes alone.

[JackLuft]

Wait, Crabbe and Goyle were wearing the same dress, corset and boots as Jenny Darkness?

[Romengame]

OH SHIT! NOT THE BARK LORD!!!!!

[JackLuft]

Deviation class? Like DeviantART?

Cabaret? Like that floor show in Rocky Horror?

Also, notice how Volxedort doesn't kill anyone, and just threatens Enoby. I think he's doing this on purpose to put them in a psychological hell. This proves that Tara weaves an excellent story for us to LOL at.

[ShippoIsCute18]

"He put his trobbing you-know-what into my tool sexily!" LMAO!

:D Stanism! This is just great!

[cashfan91]

"They became goffic and converted to stanism."

"You have to tell me why you are being all erective."

[2Demonic2Angel2]

I love how Draco is the only one with a goffik enough name to not need for it to be chancged.

[gothrocks666]

lool simple plan and MCR are so not goth bands

[MattRichards711]

Darth Valer?

[satyadao]

The visuals make this so much easier to understand. ^_^ I can't see anyone seriously writing this.

[QuestionSleep3]

watch out! dumlbemore is armed with dangerous alzheimers D:

[Ellie37713]

Dumblydore, get the spelling right, geez.

[Velvetdcoolette]

But 'Dumblydore' is funnier than just 'Dumbledore'!

Dumbly!

[Ellie37713]

Yeah put she said 'Dumlbemore'!

Not Dumbly! D:

[supernerd1300]

none of the spelling is right in this thing, thats why its famous XD

[supernerd1300]

holy crap, at 0:53 is that a picture of emilie autumn????

[heartdreamer]

That's Amy Lee.

[paulunga]

@supernerd1300 Perfect. Just perfect.

[JinxHexhazard]

Darth Voldemort, speaking Shakespeare. I swear this fic is great :)

^^Sarcasm^^

[XweirdproductionsX]

EMILY THE STRONG!!

6:45 - 6:47 eh??

exclamation point one

exclamation point one one

exclamation point one one one

!!

[xXSpeechImpedimentXx]

bloody mary was a south park episode where a statue of mary bleeds out of her ass onto peoples faces .

thing bout that when listening to this

[omegawhitedog]

This is the best thing ever created. <3

[xsexyminxyx]

"ok, but you have to tell me why you are being all erective"

WDF?!

[Mushroomking1967]

Where can I convert to Stanism?

I WANT TO SHIT NEXT TO HER!!!!

[ChaosApprentice]

"I want to shit next to her"

LMFAO!!!!!Gross

[EmeyleKirby]

Then he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.

XDDDD

[Emidra]

"You know very well that I'm not decisional!" Haha.

[PhoenixAngel429]

bark lord! XD XD XD

[DrunkDedede]

I wanna convert to Stanism now.

[sallemanx]

Konnichiwa everybody come in. said Proffesor Sinister in Japanese.

[xsexyminxyx]

dont forget about dumbleDORK :D

[puff222001]

7:27 . . . Draco must be a lame lay if "Enoby" falls asleep during.

This whole series is hilarious! I think I might have Enoby's voice stuck in my head, though.

[ManEatingOrchid]

I thought the only way to kill a vampire was with a "c-r-o-s-s" or a "steak"?

[2OOPoVstrechnoy]

wtf, so they put up there middle fingers for people not dressing like them? lmfao

[Joniness]

I eight some Count Chocula and drank som blood from a cup

[amysacrifice]

"Suddenly...I fell asleep."

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

[lawlchronicles]

NOT IN THAT WAY, YOU PERVE.

I can feel my brain dissolving.

[NightMarkVII]

Whoah... I thought Hogwarts had a uniform policy.

[NightMarkVII]

HE RAN AWAY IN A RED CAR LOL

[NightMarkVII]

OMG it never ends!

THEN HE CALLED SOME PEOPLE AND DID SOME STUFF

[aoshionspeed1317]

and if they fired lupin for being a warewolf they sure as hell aren't taking any vampires

[maremare02]

okay bitch

[mehall89]

count chocula is freakin hardcore!! cheerios is for poseurs, dude.

[DemonicMongoose]

"Black leather jackson." Lol!

[Renaix315]

Well, one things for sure. She's knows how to describe clothing...sortof

[dinosaurbreakfast]

Professor Sinatra.

[julietxfalling]

Converted to stanism

xD

[killianmatthew]

No freakin' way.

This is not possible, yet it's... there.

But it's SO SO SO HILARIOUS.

XD

XD

XD

XD

[FidelioRoo]

THIS CAN'T BE REAL. ;~;

[thewerecactus]

apparently vampires can die of blood loss too. wow. being a vampire must suck ass. =/

[KitaKita]

o_O A leather bra doesn't sound very comfortable.

[soojinyeh]

fanfiction . net/s/4243272/1/The_Worst_Fanf­ic_Ever

why does she go into so much detail into what everything that everyone's wearing?!

[visceralvixen]

It's the juxtaposition of Count Chocula and blood that gets me. I swear that's the second time shes mentioned it.

[stephenmayer88]

This girl sucks too much to just fucking kill herself like she should've before she wrote this terrible story. Somehow it's hilarious though.

[guywholikesfood]

He had raped them and stuff before too.

HAHAHAHA ERECTIVE

[megaflexrama]

Stanism!

[thewerecactus]

I'm a Cartmanist Reform myself.

[JinxHexhazard]

I'm an Orthodox Ken.

[Vincent1hartling]

LooooooOOOOoooOOOoooooool

[notxactlyluki]

I love how Voldmort speaks in Olde English.

[terrasidius]

everytime i hear "Ex-CLA-mat-ion point 1" i lose it srsly XD this WINS so much.

[Joniness]

I'm surprised she isn't dead by now, she must be dead from all those tears of blood : /

[ckat13]

I was wondering that too. And of course all of the goffick wrist-cutting.

[Sid4Rent]

'He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork.'

XD

[Sid4Rent]

And also

"look for Series and Lucian- pornto"

xDD

[xsoraXchanx]

HO SHIT SHE WAS SHOWING HER CLEARAGE.

[fizzykitkat]

draco and vampire came to contort enoby...poor girl.

[Ruzovy]

"kill him! or i shall kill him anyway!"

"suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and goffik"

XD XD XD

[Espionata]

Not the bark lord! :O

[bethanyannloves]

im sure if you put each of these videos together you'd get one chapter.

xD

[tori4506]

I WANT TO BE A STANIST!!!!! :DDDDD

[AccursedSavior]

Careful. You might get "erective".

[tori4506]

"but i'm a girl and girls don't get erections you sicko."

I forgot the actual words that would make that response funny. :D;

[zofie123]

It was "I got an erection only I'm a girl so i didn't get an erection" Plus a ton of spelling issues and grammar errors.

[tori4506]

lawl.

[EmoKidsScott]

I might become a Stanist.

[RaniSenka]

I LOVED the random appearance of Stan Marsh in there. Good work :D

[FalkorIsHardcore]

The Bark Lord cometh! :o

[nortonwhale]

Did it say 'we started piling each other's cloves heavenly'?

[heartdreamer]

"We started tiling of each other's cloves fevently"

[nortonwhale]

Ohhhhhh...that doesn't make any more sense.

[RandomChris]

GET OUT BORT IM PISS.

[Josephite]

Black leather Jackson?

[starhitz]

"He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork. He started to fly the car into a tree."

Worst fic ever = best videos ever. Amazing how that works out, no? I can't wait to see how you do chapter 39....

[illus1]

i burst into laughter at the beginning when she started to explain everyone's outfits. just the thought that this bitch would spend 30 minutes in front of the computer describing 9 people's "goffick" wardrobes just gets me.

[kimberly161]

Illius

First of all this person didn't write it, it was a girl named Tara who I am pretty sure was just joking about the whole thing anyway. This person just made it into videos.The describing of outfits is a spoof of how real crappy fanfiction writers do it. Please don't get mad at someone for doing a little comedy.

[illus1]

you're an idiot. i know about the troll that wrote this. THAT'S WHO I WAS TALKING ABOUT IT. and where the hell do you get that i was "mad" at someone? seriously, what the fuck. take a reading comprehension class.

[buggerwho12]

That's nothing. I'm sure if you took out all the shit she wrote describing all the characters' clothes, you'd end up with less than 1/8 a page per chapter!

[buggerwho12]

I bet if you took out all the shit she wrote describing what they were wearing, you'd end up with less than 1/8 a page per chapter.

[buggerwho12]

Oops thought the message didn't post. I'm an idiot....