Peep Show S03E04 P03

[bnmbnm]

I feel so sorry for Mark...

Still, he should have gone for it. It's not like it could have ended any worse

[benjamane]

would anyone go on a limb and suggest that maybe big suez developed feelings for mark? she seemed pretty affected by mark's self-preserving putdown.

[upbomb]

I choked on my mandarin when Jez compared Sarah to "one of those big turds that just won't flush"

[corbraz]

mark is sooooooo stupid

[ChainReaction666]

4 people are boring twats...

[iHeartCoolStuff]

god damnit nothing ever goes marks way

[mackeymkay]

I. LOVE. THIS. SERIES.

[hungryman211]

I'm coming back for you...and your cock!

[HateConquersAll]

This show just pisses me off sometimes! COME ON MARK! He scored in like episode 2 but never since. wtf? Why does Jez always win! Perhaps I'm overly serious, but I didn't find it amusing... I wanted MARK TO WIN!

[ChocolateFlux]

I fucking hate Jez in this episode. And Mark's sister. And Mark because he's too stupid for his own good sometimes.

[MissPlacer]

Love Peep Show but if it was me and my siblings that conversation would not have been that smooth. more pinching and cursing?

[crazedmongoose03]

Okay you know when you drive past a gruesome accident and you can't look away despite wanting to throw up when you do look?

THAT

That is the Mark & Big Suze scene

[UtopiaMinor666]

the horsey through-back type, WOW...im sure she doesnt get let down often.

[stevebloodymckenna]

Jez was such an arsehole at the end! but in a good entertaining way

[imasinnerimasaint]

"Big stupid posh-head, that's you" - yeah, nice one Mark. Just fantastic.

[opiiatee]

God Jez is an asshole lol

[ShaolinDeadlyGamers]

haha Mark is a fucking train wreck

[1thebeno]

Oh, great... so I 've dumped my sister.

Maybe I ring up grand-dad and say he's a boring twat :p

[MolinMUSE]

Fucking hell, Mark...

[Basstreng]

Let me feel it ! Its hard isn't it ? HAHAHAHAHA Discovered this show yesterdat. I believe this is the best description of Britain ever made.

[DrScandalous]

"I'm going to answer the door now mark... but i'm coming back for you........ and your cock!"

[ProducShuns]

classic Mark... cock in the girl, still no balls to fuck. But that's his flaw really, just too much of a pushover, he doesn't go for Suze because of jeremy and sarah. Two people who have made him fucking miserable.... seriously mark. his character makes me so angry sometimes. PICK UP YOUR NUTS MAN!

[knapz0r]

why did he said that????????

[kurisensei]

love the way Jeez dumps Mark's sister



[Surtak]

You're very horsey, you're the horsey type.

Jezus Christ you bloody tit!

[mellar07]

i'm going to answer the door now mark, but I'm coming back for you...and your cock.

bahahahahaha XD

[xrainbowponiesx]

omg mark!

[Stormtjakka]

He fucked her and nooooooww he chucked'er

[Jesus0Sucks0Dick]

I think I'll ring up my grandpa and tell him he's a boring old twat.

[upbomb]

HAHA Jez's face when Sara comes back

[wzhaocn]

Big Suze is 10 times better than Sophy, from any perspective. The writer just did not want Mark to have a happy ending just in order to keep the series on. Unfair to Mark, who might be the only one that does not cheat in this play.

[anetchi]

haha!!! This is the best show!!! : ) Thank you again England. I seriously want to visit

[bummers]

Is it just me, or is Mark's eyes' black completely black?

[SeventhEve]

@bummers Like me, David Mitchell has really dark brown eyes. In certain lights, eyes that color can look all black.

[Camilapo101]

@SeventhEve it happens also to me. But what can I say? our look it's great.. (?????wtf? xD)

[Menegoth]

Mark's sister's such a slut.

[SeventhEve]

@Menegoth ...and Jez is what, a cowboy? He's a bigger slut than anyone.

[Menegoth]

@SeventhEve

It's not a bad thing if you're a guy

[BloodyInsane]

this is so painful to watch, yet i love it. i feel the urge to see mark punch jez in the face and kick him out of the place though

[Rev1205]

"She's like one of those horrible big turds that just won't flush"  omg, so brutal. xD

[poweranabols09]

"Shall I call you a cab?" ahahahahah. O'Connor , Armstrong and Bain should all get a golden hand shake for some of this stuff, the fucking wittiest british program ever, and thats saying something.

[doikling]

"Maybe I'll ring up grandad, and tell him I think he's a boring twat." <3 Fricking amazing!

[00oww]

Ahhww, not another episode where Mark is the moral type and Jez gets all the fun. It's not fair! :'-(

[MrSporkster]

Mark Corrigan: the only man in history to turn down Big Suze.

:/

[highway234]

i bet there's something thrilling about calling a beautiful woman a horsey throwback.

[nag7777]

I'm going to answer the door now Mark, but I'm coming back for you... and your cock! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[salladakathleen]

I'm kind of glad Mark stays faithful to Sophy though... oh well.

[martw90]

@salladakathleen ye, just shows how much he loves sophy, i think it's kind of cute :)

[Sucrosefrei]

Ugh Mark

[tommymwood]

this episode always makes me feel really, really sad.

[belisariusorb]

Jez absolutely has the right to tell Sarah to take a hike if she tried to get back with her ex. But he doesn't. A rare example of Jez's basic selfish self-preservation failing him.

[iamqqqqqqq]

Jez trying to feel Mark's cock is one of the funniest scenes in anything, I think.

Pure Peep Show

[Cenotaph205]

my god ive never cringed so much in my life hahaha.

[benjamane]

WHY MARK WHY

WHY

YOU SUCK

yet in the same breath, sometimes, maybe, i am in the same situation as he is.

[PopePmp25]

oh my god, Mark sucks with women. He could have easily had Big Suze, no problem.

[KingKass2929]

Goddammit, Mark!!

[BurbonBob]

Ha ha ... Ohhh Yeah I'm ready, ready to watch your lovely bottom before I have a heart attack ... Who still uses talcum powder??

[dymjack]

whats going on with this guy???he's pure walloper!!!he blew all good occasions!!!

[dymjack]

why Mark is so so clumsy???he's so anoying with his inability to show women who he realy is!!!he's clever and he knows what should be done but he blew it!fck why?why he's such a prck???

[MikaelFL]

"she's back! what a f.cking nightmare!"

[nuwifflix]

'i'm coming back for you mark...and your cock'

[SketchyBack]

that scene between Mark and Big Suze... it's impossible to watch! o Mark o Mark

[MyStrangeNewMexico]

@SketchyBack I agree--but why exactly did Mark say all that to Suze? It couldn't have been easier than just being honest....

[LucyInNightmares1]

2 marks, oh god.

[paralelSun]

loolllllllll

[WKaliberr]

he should have said "I love you Big Suze even though I shouldn't.. I don't want to betray Sophie but I can no longer hide my strong feelings for you. You're amazing"

Thats what I would say.

[SpaceBambino]

you do know you're not smart enough for this show, do you?

[WKaliberr]

@SpaceBambino I'm way smarter than you, ya cunt.

[Virus278]

@WKaliberr wow your good with women

[WKaliberr]

@Virus278 good is not a noun, there is no verb in your response which makes it not a sentence, therefore the proper word would be you're as in you are

[WKaliberr]

Mark is a fucking moron. I don't even feel sorry for him anymore. He had a chance and he blew it.

[stevenvenn]

Let me feel it, its hard isn't it?...I'm coming back for you, and your cock!

[iansuncoast]

this show is so underated its brilliant stuff!

[thekenibus01]

i hate mark for this. big suz is perfect!

[MyDumbUtubeName]

wow lets all just post quotations of every gag in the comments and spoil the show for everyone who hasnt seen it! how fun!

[titireza]

Why do you read the comments before you watch the clip?

[LeteoLaris]

This scene with Big Suze is so tragic!!!!

[atemlos2585]

there's no point quoting, every line is a winner.

[FredrichNietzsche25]

Whats his face (not mark) is such a bastard!!!

[lcorinth]

That was a really good one.

[SoylentGreeeen]

Oh, Mark... At least you did it for Jez and Sophie.

[WKaliberr]

I told my granddad he's a boring twat

[WKaliberr]

Mark is such a boob. He had Big Suze at his feet and he fucked it up

[shahzack]

@WKaliberr again, he can have his cock up her vagina, still no balls to fuck her

[Menegoth]

@WKaliberr Yeah, except he hadn't though. He couldn't have been more stuck in the friendzone Do you even know what a eunich is?

[gloomyoutlook]

lol, what was that random plug for BA

[carrlerz18]

Im going to answer the door now mark but im coming back for you...

And your cock!!!

Hilarious!

[Redking1982]

One of the best lines. Just awesome.

[jammybleeps]

AMAZIN

Best one yet, so many golden lines...

[morgalmagnic]

Mark is a trainwreck but I cant stop watching. He's great.

[Hawbawbowba]

I am always rooting for Mark but he always lets me down.

[erix]

Mark is possibly the most self destructive character on television.

[manaburn]

@Hawbawbowba What the hell are you talking about? He did the absolutely right thing!

[juniwilliams]

@manaburn in a very insulting way

[Yedaddy1234]

How could Mark turn down Big Suze?!?!

[dglskeough]

When Mark's sister comes back - "This is a f-ing nightmare!" haha

[fiskikall]

I wanna hit you mark!!!

[avemnevoiesideiarba]

i like you but...you're a horse :))))))

[sumoni]

Mark should have told his sis that Jez wanted her to wait there. Then he'd have to confront her.

[LucidDream]

Wow Mark...I don't even know where to begin with him. He just keeps on getting shit on.

[hezuoka]

dammit, Mark and big Suze would have made a lovely couple

[gaireoid]

"your horsey".........hahahaha

[gibberishgoblin]

Marks sister is a cunt , I dont like her .

[Baexire]

Because she's not attractive.

[mouse743]

Maybe I'll call up grandad and tell him he's a boring twat LOL

[sarah2853]

oh god she's like one of those turds that just wont flush away

[Alesalad]

what was the point of insulting big suze...

[sarah2853]

horsey, throw-back, big, stupid, poshhead... poor big lovely suze

[normsfletcher]

Yeah, she was up for it!

[encantarebelde]

mark's whole thing is that he's afraid to get vulnerable with women so when confronted about his boner he puts her down. kind of shitty because she liked him I think!!

[jafoosy]

idiot Mark ahahah horsey aha

[sarah2853]

i was disappointed that mark didnt go all the way with suze :P

[InternetTelly]

Poor Mark, with his sister.

I love the peep show.

[huraboma]

"she's like a big turd that won't flush" LMAO

[R0SECR0IX]

Excruciating.

[juanonlyone]

FUK This is pissing me off , ending

[juanonlyone]

FUK Y DID HE NOT GO WITH SUZIEE???? WHY?? dam!!

[rayrey88]

This ranks among the best 5 minutes ever from "Peep Show", and that is no small achievement.

[jenesaispas89]

big suze is fuckin stunning

[apo115]

damnit does mark ever win??

[Mooktopia]

yeah i feel your frustration

[murphuckly]

big stupid posh head

lmao

[MrLesWhite]

Mark is a good mate

[dvscorp]

He only said no cos' he's as weak as piss - not because of his friendship with Jeremy.

[MrLesWhite]

I thought so too but he didn't just walk away he OWNED HER, not a coward thing to do, I mean you saw him at the spin the bottle right lol?

[normalpsychology]

He slipped out of his sweatshirt to get away, lol.

[billylikenoodles]

Im going to answer the door now Mark. But im coming back for you... and your cock.

[hurricaneUK]

Poor Mark

[nashvillenancy]

I can't believe how great this show is. This episode was awesome.

[aliensexgangchildren]

hahahahaha oh my god mark is so damn stupid in that scene with big suze

[saraomidvar]

LOL this show makes me laugh out loud

[Matmerismo]

She's like one of those horrible big turds that just won't flush! xD

[hornedyoung]

if you want... I'll call you a cab.

[happyhappy85]

I like this show.

[AbiH31]

Hahah! Thanks for posting!

[tysonford1993]

Let me fell it its hard isnt it hahahahahaha

[WeaverDudeSkater]

Lmao "Im coming back for you, and your cock"

[matthewmcneany1]

vest closing comment ever in any show

[crayoh]

best episode!

[justnottrue]

i think series three is the finest!

[wellmellgell]

does anybody else think marks sis is hot

[timboslayer]

Definitely yes.

I'd like to give her some good old-fashioned rough stuff from behind on an old mattress.

There. I've said it.

I hope my wife isn't watching this.

[ChuckMckagan]

haha.

[parapligikaAE]

Big Suze and Nancy are so irritating...

[parapligikaAE]

Yeah every woman in this show is bloody irritating, especially Sophie!

[risteardinho]

woh that was a depressin ep

[tigersim303]

The final showdown between Sarah and Mark is epic!

"You're very very controlling and I really think you need to talk about why that is". OMG....

[rossgall1]

Big suze is so beautiful, Poor mark he always manages to screw it up :-(

[AbiH31]

Hahah! Thanks for posting!

[420Sabbath]

That sucks arse... poor mark lol, feel so bad for him

[KoroOutbreak]

Would you stop polluting these comment boards with your retards fuck fantasies?  Channel them into some Peep Show slash fiction or something.

[evilempire96]

Yeh right on man!

[spallyman]

you need sectioning

[ilovelampproductions]

maybe i'll ring up grandad and tell him he's a boring twat!

[fatstan1878]

I'm coming back for you........ and your cock!

[joojootree]

Pahahahaaah

[Bamngbola]

let me feel it lol

[iamoflegalage2]

"i'll go anwser the door now, mark. i'll come back for you, and your cock...

[evilempire96]

"I'm going to answer the door now Mark, but I'm coming back for you...and your cock"

[myopinions]

i can't believe mark dumped suze!!! :-O

[RazorCell7]

he had to for Jeremie

[myopinions]

yeah i know but jaz has been an asshole with him! ^__^

anyway... it was an fantastic episode! hahaha! :P

[autherjones40]

hahaha luv the ending of this one haha maybe ill ring up grandad and tell him hes a boring twat haha

[gallaghim]

Oh wow Jez was such a bastard in this episode!

[yves137]

NOOOOOO mark good have shaged big suze for sure