CNN democratic debate while searching for scientology

[grammarboyy]

that texas chick.. i wanna meet her

[kungence]

co za asy

[ANOM2ANOM]

did he ever find  the cult?

[firepower01]

I don't really think anyone cares how much money you make woman, now go make me a sandwich!

[Scidadle]

CRAZY LIKE YOUR YELLOW TEETH

[H057IL3]

Isn't the founder Aleister Crowley?

[AirsoftMarine100]

wow so many dumb smart people... Basically dumb assess

[mobspeak]

uhm that lady wasn't crazy .. do your research before you talk shit asshole.. FREEWAY RICKY ROSS.. the CIA and CRACK COCAINE .. CONTRAS etc do your fucking research.. type this is the search tab: FREEWAY RICKY (THE REAL RICK ROSS)..

[kakimedragon]

Love you too.

[Sonytube12345]

To join are you fucking insane?!

Scientology is a Cult! 5 MINUTES of searching and you'll see that you should RUN.

[Sonytube12345]

scientology is a dangerous cult.

[Vlasti79]

two thumbs up on this video!!! tatarataaaaaa 5 Stars!!!

[bulgariann]

"americans" No other words can describe this :D

[IstinaBEPA]

2-3 yrs ago i entered the politics of reality and don't know as much as the experts but im still learning.

i have seen so many college students and older people asked the question "how many senators are in your state?" or "who was the first president of the US?"..the answer always ends up being either "uh" or "green eggs and ham"

not those answers per se but the point is that my immigrant parents know more about the history of america than the "nativeborn" inhabitants

now isn't that sad.

[izme29]

wow that was really good you should try to attend public events and interview random people more often. its good to see how many ridiculously crazy people there are out there tht will make decisions for you if u dont make them urself.

[tomtefar1988]

I totally agree

[REMsleeper428]

Wow... that Obama supporter is an idiot. -_- Look at the policies, people!

[chunkyhunkymonkey]

"That bitch is crazy, crazy like a fox!"

[H057IL3]

What she said was pretty retarded XD

[uwillsee]

yea crazys take all the responsibility for you

[yeahyeah1821]

"every policy he as ever "written"...."

[Carlthesquirrell]

Lol.

[mattisthegodofwar]

lmao

[veerleke]

Wow dany, a video that makes sense, is understandeable and has non-abstract humour in it. Now don't tell me you actually ARE a human being.. i'd be highly disappointed!

[woteva1234]

who u vote for Danny?

[peasinacan]

u believe in scientology???

[REMsleeper428]

He doesn't. He just tried to join it to see if it was the same building.

[djmaster1995]

Rate: 

Thanks for rating!

[TopGear20]

Love it!!! Love the Jump from Interview to summation about scientology

[H057IL3]

Obama's not black, old woman!

He's..."grey", if you insist.

[rich8642]

hes brown

[panikattak14]

He's coffee with a bit too much cream.

[rich8642]

exactly, light brown.

[H057IL3]

Precisely.

[bbctschris]

lol thaT BITCH IS CRAZY, CRAZY LIKE A FOX!!!

[gikaplan]

least like a nozzle hahahaha

[Cmo9]

go to about 2:42, just when he's wrapping up the interview with the obama chick. the sign in the background reads "virgin megastore" thought that was funny.

[somegirlie]

I just fell inlove with you!

[funkwurm]

l...l..ll...lo...lov..love?

but but but but but but

*wipes away tear*

[keyboardviolation]

Wouldn't you want to vote for the one the looks more like a nozzle? That means you need one less nozzle.

[TheSarahJade]

tards

[KamikazeCaptain]

That bitch is crazy!

That part made me laugh

[IkonikAngel]

That last person made me laugh so much...

[nybigdogs89]

The Obama lady hurt my heart.

[raptor750r]

dumb people piss me off

[w3stc0astgam3r]

"being female or black thats wat its all about"

WOW that second lady was a DUMBASS

[Twinkiest]

Yeah, I thought that was hilarious how she just started talking about cocaine randomly.

[prestonbtate]

Holy shit there stupid!

[weylin6]

wow, both those ladys are complete morons.

[ommy44]

wow that 1'st lady was a MORON

[NiwdogNave]

You want to be a scientologist? As a joke or do you really believe that stuff. Iy always sounded like a bad original sci-fi movie.

But! Youre still a beast one way or the other. Id love the honor to pick my nose with you some time.

[HeroofTime55]

You sir, gradualreport, are a genuine nutcase. And I loved every second of it.

[suajoker]

i love the part when the, lets call her "the ignorant bitch" starts to talk about how much money she earns and something about her condo.... hahahaha poor girl, hahahhaha

[JesterLeafnose]

Ze Frank wannabe. :(

[benjamoid]

WOAH!!! cocain on the ships? SWEET!

[theonly1V]

that "Obama 08" chick was pretty defensive...then again, maybe because she was afraid that he might actually uncover her true ignorance. LOL. Great moment! :D

[forgotaboutbre]

democrats/liberals/ liberal democrats have been having such a great time bashing the right for 8 years. Well guess what, it turns out there are morons on BOTH sides and if/when the dems win the presidency they will all come out to play.

[blackbutterflyheart]

lol "THAT BITCH IS CRAZY"...wait...i'm from tx too...hmm...

[dejavuchicka]

why isnt this vid loading?!?!?!?!

[N3m3cis]

I really wanna c this, but it ain't showing?!

Brrrutalll injustice, I wannnnaaaa cccciiiii!

[sichisch]

"THAT BITCH IS CRAZY"

haha

[Irishman458]

HAHA that was awsome

[k0j03]

she got owned

[passthemuffins]

im addicted to teh gradual report

[AirelonTrading]

I seriously doubt that Danny wants to join up. More like give us a great laugh. . . .

[SimplyKell]

Haha, crazy like a fox!

[gregflorenceduncan]

Haha, that part with the Obama fan was clever. But i wonder why it got cut 2-3 times in the middle of the sentence...

[LeFreux]

fucking great

[Escapexox]

LOL @ THE OBAMA GIRL LMAFOO

[kumitetom]

ur videos are great

[jaderrockshard]

lol He is very intelligent but acts crazy i luv it lol. Did you say you were a member of scientology before?

[randym10]

lmfao that was nice

[SpaceTool]

YES.. just,.., YES.. you assaulted two major issues in the US (world kinda) at the same time in under 4 min.,.. kicked their asses (Scientology blows giant cock) & (Presidential debates are FKN funny).. and proved once again.. we are all morons. .. . .. The more i watch, the more i want to see.

!,,!

[AirelonTrading]

_ ROFLOLPMP _

1:23 to 2:14 was ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS!!

Two words: BLUFF CALLED

[RandomGuy432]

1000 square meters hehehe stupid bitch

[Ptrrrrrrrr]

I like how you're actually really intelligent and know a lot, but you act so crazy and careless that no one will expect anything intelligent =P

"Ask me something important..." Right, so everyone finally being able to judge the government's spendings isn't important?

Its a good idea, by the way, but I doubt it'll last.

[leotardsandbikerboot]

dang I wish you had found the church of scientology

[SancWaltz]

The old lady and Cocaine

One word: Hilarious

[rammsteinfreak4]

Wait...you're a scientologist?

[magickcatmojo]

I wish it was true in my case , I still don't know , I start to sweat just thinkin' about it.honestly how pathetic is that , don't answer.thanks for making me laugh:)

[Javaloach]

oh lord XD i'm commenting from texas and please know haha

were not all like that......

*cough cough*

[BeautifulBeau]

From watching your other vids, I understood what you ment when you said "I'll pick the one that looks least like a nozzle." and that's pretty cool. Lol

[Dr3zA]

Well done...Well done

[Caffiend]

I really think this is your best work. I've watched them all and this one was like the perfect mix of you being weird as hell, and insanely intellegent at the same time. Well played.

[Ohilipp]

some people said they knew what the texas-women meant with the cocain-thing. could someone explain it? would be interesting.

@Danny: keep up the good work^^

[Wynner3]

Frickin awesome man! I'm in tears from laughing from that woman, the crazy like a fox. lol.

[HollisterBabii]

That was wonderful! "That bitch is crazy!"

I agree Danny for President! .. shoot I'd vote for ya! :D

[rogerm4a1]

hahaha our leaders dont run this country the Illuminait does read motherf**kers read

[orangekisse]

lol the first chick got owned

[kobewars87]

That bitch is crazy....CRAZY LIKE A FOX!!!hahahahahah that shit was hilarious, those commercials drive me crazy.

[intehcity]

people in this country love the bandwagons :D!

[muffelslein]

He is awesome. kinda reminds of the guy playing Mr. Hyde in "Jekyll" :D

[Acadian10]

Hahahah that Obama chick was just angry and nasty, I would hate f@ck her for sure! And she'd be like "WHAT's going on, don't do that, I know where you're going with this..."

[Cass0emoheart]

OMFG you said "crazy like a fox!" I thought it was just me and my old friend who used to say that about 4 years ago. Haha that's great.

[emmak47]

LOL HE IS THE FUTUR JIM CARRY ... dude go into moovies

[roAchSteW]

Danny from the Gradual Report for president 2008

[cuaya6]

genius!

[oinkeric]

i love the ending

[reapersnake878]

haha that bitch didnt know wat she was talking about XD haha

[ErikPatirck]

hey danny, who looks least like a nozzle...YOU DO...i want you to be EL PRESIDENTE

[AuroraKismet]

That woman you called crazy was dead on about the cocaine,but not the gender &colour thing.Shirley Chisholm ran for President in 1972.She was Black and female.If that's all it were about,the Democratic Party would have nominated her.

[Elekks]

that and i think she heard SOUTHERN america not CENTRAL america

[AuroraKismet]

I don't know,she said Central America.She's from Texas and it does come through therefrom Mexico,via Central America. As well as Miami.Dominican Republic is a big staging place for drug shipments .

[kiriaka1972]

Yes, my mother and I were dicussing shirley over the weekend when we were trying to debate politics. So strange, she is not much discussed today, so many people don't even know who she is...but she did run.

[liban1o1]

i saw the elvis guy in rob n big

[DoTheOpposit3]

hahaha... Who's that chick?!

[jot88]

Hey danny, go check out my scientology videos, inspired by you;) take care you legend :)

[blyghtcoma]

when you said whaaa? i almost pissed myself an watched it again like 5 times

[nick6385]

? wtf

[scorchedguitar78]

lol

[mainline1101]

Most sociologist agree? Shinanigans!

[alejandro15187]

one of the best videos yet

[NoodlePowa]

CRAZY!

CRAZY LIKE A FOX!

[churt11]

yes! haha you so funny! although some of the material for this one required no joke whatsoever for it to be funny.

[monotonerobot]

Scientology is big news right now, I'm curious to see where you were going with that one.

[mattkleiner]

hahah "that bitch is crazy" hhaha

[Alastair1112]

Danny, this was your best video yet! the interviews! so funny! and you totally called out the obama chick! and you grabbed elvis's ass! lmao!

[Aprildew]

females in this video= KARAZYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[mnr8788]

i just happen to know alot of ppl like that chick. they say they are all political and stuff, then you ask them a question about their favorite candidate and they spook out. why cant they just tell the truth?

[traybroken]

I was just watching this again because for some reason i cant watch the newest video because im not special...yeah.

So i wacthed this over and "Did you just grab my ass" "It was soft and plush if i did..." lmao so calmly beautiful he was clueless.

[MozilliusV]

ROFL its so true, there are so many people out there who have no idea about what the hell is going on in politics but they are sooo strong minded about their candidate!! love you danny

[FriendlyJP]

Good stuff! :)

[imasarah42]

Dude.. some people are just stupid.

[gradualreport]

and some watch the gradual report...

[choosewiselypuntnl]

some are both

[POSTFUGL]

you are what i call awesome!

[4734290]

He is what awesome strives to be!

[NyyDave]

Damn dude you're ****ing smart.

[Happyanand69]

haha we're not the church of scientology!!

[onepersontwoperson]

By the way white liberal and liberal are not exactly the same thing soo...don't flame me as some crazy stupid extreme conservative or something.

[onepersontwoperson]

scientology girl is like *okay bye* really fast.

DUDE I have TRIED to read policies about stuff that I am VERY interested in and they are like 400 pages long each...I failed.

What does the fact that she is a rich white b*tch have to do with anything. White liberal.

I know what the little blunt Texas lady is talking about with the cocaine on ships but...hm.

[FleaMaster69]

awesome! haha, i'm a texan, and i agree with that crazy chick... except for that whole cocain ship thing... haha... awesome...

[luffy346]

Wow, democracy, let the people vote... they sould have a IQ exam before going to the urn. It would spare us an other bush mentality.

[rbbstyle]

Holy Shit! That was one of your best Video's Yet!!! Great Work!!!! Keep them Rolling!

[jnando100]

You should do more interviews!

[Nadie54]

that was so entertaining.

[moscowmasha]

Your interviews are too too too delicious. Keep 'em up.

[jonlia6]

OMG !!!!!!!!!! That was faaar out :D

[Sarenale]

I'm a little bit scared after seeing that! lol, I love your sign offs, they are so cute!

[Liz10000]

love you too!

[jemcay]

more like this!

[jamesia13]

wow, running around making fun of people. congrats!

[sohoglobal]

nice video lol

[babyphat009]

Well...Bitches be crazy

[Kowneyn]

You should have interviewed that lady from Texas more -she is halirious -OMG!

[amazon2503]

Just shows how ignorant people can really be

[gtmustang18]

=-]

[MickOfThor]

that "Looking at a candidate, Looking at a candidate, Just looking at a candidate" couldve been in a Rage Against The Machine song:P

[Happyanand69]

Haha that bitch was CRAAAAAAIIIZIEE!

Danny for president! LOL all the others look too much like nozzles!

[pool929]

LOL FFS great video.

[NycAttentionWhore]

lmaooo

i love the interviews

do more!

[Ashmann]

Postive reinforcement.

[KiwiCrisis]

You need to do more of these interview-type videos. You're hilarious.

[recedham30]

I agree!

[ThisWeekInTime]

.... Oh hell....

[MrOmniscient]

If I were in america I'd be voting for Obama, not for any real reason, just because I'm naturally distrusting of the big campaign brigade the Clinton's have from the last election. Makes me feel more like Hilary is playing the voters, even though Obama probably is too. Just my two cents (or pence since Im a brit)... you ever noticed how pence sounds alot gayer than cents??? darnit.

[Rstana]

Wrapped in a layer of stupidness you're pretty smart, but it is a think layer.

Still keep up the good work

[supadupadennis]

OMG youre fucking hilarious.

hahahahhaha lmao. fucka obama and hilary, CFR scum.

[feb10TorontoSci]

O RLY?

[chevasriegel]

hahaha wow texans really arent stupid fyi.

mardi gras 08 woooooooohoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

[gofins1]

It's Barack We'llbombya.

Did you see him on MTV tonight.

He's gonna give ya $4000 for college as long as you serve in the military. Ya gotta love communism.

[zbjordan23]

It's better than serving now and getting nothing...most of your troops now come back home and are jobless and homeless...I think Obama knows what he is talking about.

[bananaman411]

Tell that to the soldier that came back to a job waiting for her that paid her the whole time she was gone. Now she is going to school full-time for free. She tested out a few courses just for her service in Iraq. She has her own apartment, works a job and is going to school for free plus gets her paycheck from the service. She also just made Sargeant and they all went to Hawaii to celebrate sounds to me like she is "homelesss and jobless"

[zbjordan23]

lol...this is not the typical situation. Most soldiers are only high school educated with no college education, and returning home to mcdonalds...what is wrong with giving them a tuition break so when they return, they can get their life together.

[MrOmniscient]

Its not most of the troops, as most of the troops have some support from before they joined the forces. There is a significant number of peopleleaving the military with no civvie skills, and no civvie training, but this is already being changed in the forces, Obama's just making sure this training happens everywhere.

[gofins1]

I agree. It stinks the way our troops are treated. That's why you bring em home and take care of em.

RON PAUL 2008

[luffypearl]

That intercom lady is quite a liar.

[SmashThSilence]

How is the nozzle thing going by the way?

[co0kiem0nstah]

ur teeth look a tad yellow.. o_Ô

[Bucket010]

Its the lighting...

[co0kiem0nstah]

dats wat she said..!

xD ..kidding..

[CaveatSpectator]

It seems like that sociological point you made works outside of politics as well. Since that woman obviously looked at your sleuthy grin and determined you were trying to swindle her with your swashbucklery without even considering what you were saying.

[crayolachica]

I can't get over how you owned that Obama fan. lol that was just so amazing and inspiring in so many different ways. :)

[YawnGod]

You're kind of ugly, but funny.

[anonepiclulz4thewin]

This reminds me of ZeFrank.