Tales of Avoiding Masturbation 1

[DFLOODyeaa]

What game is that XD

[ZERO9098767]

3rd day in a row of watching this

[olboyas1]

Omg this vid really helped me

[rebirthangel]

TeeHee, I didn't Asa did these skits with you. ^w^

[PrincessAurion]

Asa was a member of Buster beckett. It stands to reason.

[pirosoffaireyes]

that was hilarious!!! LOLLLLLLLLL

[PrincessAurion]

Anybody who liked these, my husband is

responsible for the vocals.

His channel is Asalieri. Check him out!

[keyblade419]

do you have like a script? I would like to do this as a REAL video, If he thinks it is ok. If not I can always make my own. But I wanted to check with you first.

[Hamppsta]

I like, died. 0.o This is amazing.

[Vook]

It just struck me...

Colette could fit Sheena's role in this series, especially with that line "My dad's a convicted sex offender!"

Seriously, I always felt very uneasy hanging around Remiel in the first game.

[TheOriginalKZero]

XD weeeeell... that didn't make much sense since he wasn't her dad. And it was obvious from at least the second seal on...

[Skywolf17]

Pfffffffffffffffft. "Unclean, unclean!" But so funny.... XD

[BlueMageWithSoulEdge]

I have a picture of the Virgin Mary in my room, so I don't have this problem. ^_^

Every time I would get the urge I would spot Her looking at me, then I'll feel bad.

I tried it with Jesus but it didn't work.

We'll lock eye during the urge and I'll be like,

"C'mon lord you're a guy too. You understand."

=3

[EternallApprentace]

...

[BoltFraction]

"both male and female..."

"What, trannies?" <=(

ROF freakin' L. Zelos is win. Too bad they changed his VA in Dawn of the New World...

[bigdogblues2008]

lol corrine:TAPE 1 OF 7 XD

[nevrest]

I can't believe I watched this...sigh

[Deidarah0o7]

I don't think Sheena would have to masturbate, she could do any guy she wanted. Collete seems more like a masturbater to me.

[christianuep]

Since Sheena is so hot all the guys want her and she cant dicide so that/s probaly y she masturbates LOFL!!!

[silentassultsquad]

other than sheena being the hottest girl in the game i wonder y she was one of the masterbaters

[kaishiomo]

NO!

[kaishiomo]

how can a girl have mastermaster problems?!? seems kinda unlikley... Anyway its easy to resist that stuff.

JUST SAY NO! discipline your mind! jeeze

[EnzoXIII]

Hey man, sometimes there just isn't shit to do.

[Shiranai13]

Wow... its a comedy skit.... calm down

[kaishiomo]

You calm down! I was just kidding! woooo...

Havin fun you know? Besides I shoulda put it in quotes but, JUST SAY NO was somethin Doc Brown from Back to the Future said, and discipline your mind was Snape so there!

[AliceRaving]

Girls are just as likley, it's just not lady like so they never admit it. Men it seems more 'typical' so they aren't shunned when admitting it.

[kaishiomo]

Your a girl right? If so I guess I can take your word for it...

so -ahem- ...do you do it? Hmmm?? HHHMMMMMMM!??!

[AliceRaving]

YES.

DAMN PROUD. For Christ's sake try it, it feels good. xD

[kaishiomo]

!!! wow your honest! I can't do like you though, I mean, I'm a guy so I do it differently. But I have better things to do than sit on the bowl for a few hours waiting to go off. So I don't do it that often.

By the way, do ya tell your friends in the real world that you do it so honestly?

[AliceRaving]

Thats why porn was invented. xD It helps.

Only close friends, the whole world doesn't need to know. This is the Internet so I feel comfortable with typing it.

[kaishiomo]

A girl that looks up porn? You know your pretty cool! Because you say things that normal girls wouldn't even on the net!

Even when I look at the sites it still takes me forever. So at first its really hot and stuff but the extra time really turns me off. So then it just takes longer.

[Iwillleaveyousmiling]

my dads a convicted sex affender??? LMFAO!! Poor Sheena...in the game she was adopted. (talk to her in flanoir on the game and you'll learn more about her)

[vysearcadia1]

the best part is that it "kind of" sounds like sheena to lol

[Murrythebrawn]

im clean clean!!!! im clean!!!!!

[vicman130]

that was good did you do the voices 5/5

[ZEROZMM]

wat does lloyd say wen theyre mentioning the chastity belt and straitjacket?...

[SakuraHaruno369]

It's Jawohl mein Führer.

it's like 'Yes, my leader' or something :3

[ZEROZMM]

wen does she say that?...

[ZEROZMM]

never mind..i got it...

[CatMuto]

Hey, I never realized he said that. Damn some people are bad at saying german. But whatever XD

What does Shihna say after the "it must be a DESCISION!!"

Is it "you're boring my feelings"? or boderline feelings?

C-A

[jakesbrain]

Jawohl mein Fuhrer

[moon50dragon]

HAHAHAHAAAA roflmao

[batchmister1]

you all need the savior to clean the unholy urning within thine loins...

then go jerkoff

jerkoffs

ps

jerk off

[Suzaku000]

Pretty funny how they keep on coming back to the urge to masturbate.

The background scratching on the tape sounds a lot like a vinyl record. It makes the tape sound like a self help record from the 50s.

[wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg]

Too loud in some places, too soft in others. 1 star (put off by the difference in volume), did not stay to listen to the end.

[will8831]

HAHAHAHA this skit suits zelos lol

[colleterocks]

my dads considered a sex defender

[animerox]

LMAO!! this is great! i love this!

[Krauly]

haha no get away unclean Unclean

LOL

[NaruHinaxxx]

ys the second one flagged?

[NaruHinaxxx]

LOLOLOLOL so funny this is so like zelos!!!! hilarious!! so so funny XD

[JapanguyGM2500]

what the heck does Sheena say at 1:06?

otherwise yeah i think this IS the funniest thing i've seen with ToS EXCELLENT JOB!!!!!

[BlinkyBillthekoala]

Jawohl mein Fuhrer

Yes/certainly my leader

[JessOkami]

Something along the lines of "Ya Bor, Mein Furher." I know it means, "It will be so, my Furher," but I'mn pretty sure it didn't spell it right. She'd basically making fun of the tape, saying that they're Nazis.

[smartguy098]

Omg. I LOL'ed when sheena went,

'Member of my family? Aaah~ My dad's a convicted sex offender!'

[soldevice]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! XD

[Machdude]

Snirk... I think this would really be something fit for a show.

[sp2fraggle]

heh heh, he said pop it in, yeah yeah

[Kakashi2girl]

Zelos was very entertaining. xD

"Wait, I don't wanna be a tranny."

[ladyshinra2021]

Ahahaha, this is tooo funny!

[chakurakid15]

HOLY CRAP!!! That was hilarious!!!

[linkyboy123]

Hey, Randi!

[virusmjm]

this video is funny as hell thanks for puting it up

[AnimeAngelus]

OMFG this is HILARIOUS

[PrincessAurion]

You aren't joking with me, are you?

[mewalchemist]

WTF? WTH? That was awkward. ~*we done-done it again, MISSSAAAAAAAY Whooo!*~

[PrincessAurion]

You didn't like it? Oro?

[SpongebobyouDie]

What the crap!?

Too hillarious!

[Sageboy50]

it was a good amv! wow u guys know each other thats awsome!

[PrincessAurion]

You like it? I have part two all ready made! xD

The voice clips are from BusterBeckett.com!

My boyfriend is one of the members. >>

[SonKaku]

And I know wich one!!

[PrincessAurion]

Muhahahaha. The guy that did the voice of Zelos in this one. Tellah = <3

[SonKaku]

Yep.

[bobbick]

O.o you guys know each other?

[PrincessAurion]

Huh? Tellah from BusterBeckett is my boyfriend.

Now if I know SonKaku, it's just that we know each other here on Youtube.

[SonKaku]

Yep. We're friends. You know me as well, bobbick!

[bobbick]

i know XD

[SonKaku]

In fact, all 3 of us know each other! Don't we?

[bobbick]

LOL That's great!

where did you get the voice clips?

5 stars!