Brass Eye - Random Masturbation.

[bbdakraxor]

OMG, I thought it was real at first!

[AlexBarclay]

Jerkoffee!!

[Megaloryan]

lol, pounding his parson!

[vikingfortiesfaeroes]

They've got all the details there, including crudely cutting out the pauses in speech when that woman's talking near the end. A pet hate of mine concerning American editing.

[Professor6871]

I suffer prestigous congina that brilliant that almost sounds like a real illness.

[Professor6871]

Oh God I can't stop laughing at this.

[qwertyfla]

weep like teased vaginas

[jazzgrenade]

I can't remember anymore but did this predate the Clinton scandal or was it around the same time?

[vikingfortiesfaeroes]

@jazzgrenade This came first:

Brass Eye - 1996

Lewinsky scandal - 1998

[rozza12320]

the funniest bit for me is when he said"so why would he blow it on a public debasement? all be it a pleasurable one" the way he says the last bit makes me cry with laughter and i don't know why!

[boomdaboomboom]

so clever...this is just about as good as it gets.

[XThrillX]

"... and he staggers around vigorously ransacking his dignity until finally he releases several oz of liquid silk from the fleshy nostril of his fork"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[aaron1976leeds]

pure comedy genius

[omnidye]

Dekadeeka Dekkadade

[jimpurdie]

liquid silk from his fleshy fork

[blueluny]

Ransacking his dignity.......fucking brilliant

[2theAJ]

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[Kullg4r]

"Weep like teased vaginas"

HAHA

[fatmike01]

Several archs of liquid silk, from the fleshy nozzle of the fork xD

[flukt1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Murrangurk2]

ransacking his dignity!!

[scumgrunt]

Prestadiblyx Congina is no laughing matter.

[blacknganga]

Word has it that the strain of Congina that Agsby was/is suffering can actually be passed through the reproductive mukas to a new host; we must sympathise with the pain that this hardworking senator must have felt during this stage of his carreer.

[blacknganga]

Aggsby looks a lot like Seinfeld's Kramer, but without the hair. Michael richards also had "little outburst".

[MeganPlox]

I met him at the BFI a month ago, lets just say it was entertaining.

[evildead2002]

"Reproductive mukas!" LOL 

[benos]

51 people thought this was real.

[DaGameYouLost]

@benos cough it is cough ;D

[uncled39]

Every sentence beautifully crafted, every word thought out, sheer poetry.

[uncled39]

The genius of Chris Morris. All we seem to have now is reality TV, that's why I don't watch TV anymore.

[mickeypopa]

Pink stick jerk-off milk shake hahaha

[AnotherWhiskey]

Romo Metaxxas - most greek name ever.

[dayofthegarbage]

I love Morris's imitation of american news reporters 'REPRODUCTIVE MUCUS

[blindthrall]

He ejaculated in my dog's face.

[Misishaxi]

That string of euphemisms made me cry laughing.

[thedamnone]

That's what happens when you truth-or-dare a politician...

[artysmokes]

"We weep like teased vaginas". Hahaha.

[thehaircrow]

vigorously ransacking his dignity

[MagicalCheeseMuffin]

crying with laughter. dear lord.

[Thrillseeker8922]

Epic! XD

[Cunnysmythe]

"Reproductive MuCAS"

I saw a minute-long clip of this on some site years ago. just popped back into my mind yesterday. So glad I found it. Had no idea it was Brass Eye!

[UnyieldingDefiance]

3:12 Depends, not if it was Margeret Thatcher :(

[glimmer2158]

THE LIZARD KING!

[omegapointil]

Limited apptitude comedy. Not even clever ...desperate would fit.

[jimpurdie]

ransacking his dignity before releasing a squirt of liquid silk total genius.

[Copperbat]

"pounding his parson" lmao

[douboymk2]

uurrgghh huurrr huurrrr pride huurrrr

[Pedrosbosson]

broken cloth . . . Genius.

[rulesandwisdom]

"reproductive mucaaaas"

[Zarathustra06]

Reports, reports, reports!! Ahhhh, gets me every time.

[RedDragoncombatzone]

hahaha SPLOOGE!

[PaulSLambeth]

Perfect closing line.

[dontleademsomuch]

love the stern reference, down to the burping, deep voice and his giggling underlings.

[Invesigator]

Britain is a superpower in humour.

[nakatasnoodles]

@Invesigator Britain is THE superpower of humour. NO other country has ever or will ever come close.

[jazzx251]

@nakatasnoodles

"Britain! ...

... Releasing Nuclear Missiles of Humour ...

... on THE WORLD!"

[nakatasnoodles]

I realise technically Britain isnt a country as well, but oh fuck it who cares!

[jazzx251]

@nakatasnoodles

erm - no.

We are a whole country.

Think of it like the United States of Britian.

But with only 4 states -

England, Scotland, Wales and Hawaii - oops, I meant Northern Ireland.

Most nuclear bombs are tested in Scotland (there's only 5 million Scots there compared to 65 million in England - so the collateral damage is a lot less)

[nakatasnoodles]

@jazzx251 Mate, im from Bolton. I know the (nuclear) score. But im not sure about 65 million in England. I think something like 40 million + an unknown amount of illegal and immigrants is like the figure. Either way, we all fucking own the world when it comes to being funny!!!! Happy days man! Long live the dropping of British comedy bombs eh my good man?

[millard27]

@jazzx251

No nuclear bomb has ever been tested in Scotland, Britain tested them in and around the Pacific.

And the UK isn't a country, its a sovereign state.

[TheChristChris]

@nakatasnoodles You're right - Great Britain, or the United Kingdom, isn't a country!

[Professor6871]

@Invesigator its bastion of it.

[SirMoebbelsKerr]

Rubeglia Palliativa = Camille Paglia?

[welshfilmbuff]

I love the punchline of this sketch! ; It's so true!

[Montazzle]

LMAO! Genius. :)

[antfmcman]

"he extracted his genitalia and manipulated them to issue"

[alanstrainor]

Jer-Coffee haha

[dielaughing73]

'Several cords of reproductive mu-cus were expelled rhythmically into the crowd'!!!!!

Such straight-talking from these commentators...

'Wash it all down with a cup of jerk-offee' Hehehe

[ryanwest100]

Type 'the A&R soles' into you tube. Music satire. V funny!

[suckmyballs1]

"we just weep like teased vaginas"

[Zarathustra06]

reports reports reports!!!!!

[Rubberchix]

The Howard Stern parody was great.

[PickleMyTickle]

I love how he runs down the stairs at about 3:12

[ajthemooonster]

me lol!

[MoonTrigger1]

Is this real?

I mean...This really happened or is it just a sketch?

I'm not american so I don't know...but I find this really...strange... xD

[nikon005]

no its british satire mate , its made to look real thats why its funny

[MoonTrigger1]

Oh :D

I was hoping it was real though xD Too bad...

Thanks ;)

[TheJunglesound]

ugh

[TheJunglesound]

fucking retard

[KAPS1OOO]

this is hilarious!

[saxfreak01]

"We just weep like teased vaginas" Wonderful

[offrampt]

Dekadeeka Dekkadade! Who thought that up?

[rayblack2004]

we weep like teased vaginas :)

[jimjams91]

HAHAHA.

[cisco9x]

Chris Morris - total absolute genius, way ahead of his time

[Itscaj]

@cisco9x Hardly, you wouldn't be allowed to do most of this stuff in this time what with PC 90's tv was at its height. All we've got is Four Lions and Sacha Baren Cohen who isn't as nearly as good.

[sxxxhvampire]

bring back brass eye

most epic satire ever

[Matty73]

proof that all politicians are wankers?

[TheRedflagflyer]

COOOOOL LMAFO

[Netceesdotcom]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo

[lsl70]

It looks like the Senator has some sort of split personality. His alter ego is obviously some sort of overly aroused public masturbator.

[sillybilly44444444]

lol, wtf?

[welshfilmbuff]

I use the words "Luqid Silk" on a regular basis...

[Backhendal]

666 ratings

[carbonarapadrino]

Prester Ditwick's congener!

I knew I was sick!!!

[SammmGG]

oh no

i dont have a closet

i guess i will be fine then

[RomZomCom]

What's he gonna do, work for Dong-gress?

[liquidus725]

chris morris = british comedy king.

never be beaten

[PsychicPsircus]

@liquidus725

Just beaten off. :-p

[ellahara]

@liquidus725 aint that the truth!!

[jimpurdie]

@liquidus725 wanna morris comeback

[sevvinn]

this is not real is it?

[Justin9Noble]

what is this from

[portugesebreakfast]

Read the description,it's from The Brass Eye, a very controversial British comedy programme. Doesn't anybody read the goddamn description or conduct any sort of investigation? Wake up.

[ThirdEyeTattoo]

disabling embedding is bullshit.

[sillybilly44444444]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!­

[mert1875]

"Politics is just spewing jissum in public, but do we listen? No, we just cry like teased vaginas"

[ethalox]

Did this really happen?

[ethalox]

sry, didn't know what brass eye was ^^

[realtactical]

retard are you american or something? If so nevermind

[ScyferDown]

"The fleshy Nozzle Of His Fork" LOL

[biggerandmoregirth]

"a length of skin clad tube" hehehe

[RomZomCom]

There IS no PRIDE.

Huh...

Heh, heh... pride...

[zionravescene]

lol, "teased vaginas"

[tpw321]

from 0:48 to 1:00, the commentary is just great

[CincinnatusSPQR]

Chris Morris-The T.V. Terrorist

[stevenuuu1212]

"One time he jerked off in my dogs face, and she was very very upset"

Pounding his Parson!

[markdr123]

"Cold shit action" lol!

[tamara007een]

luv it. where is chris morris nowadays?

[jjay75]

he was in the first couple of seasons of the IT crowd.

[JohnSimpson12]

did this really happen

[ThirdPoliceman1]

No - Brass Eye was a spoof/satire show.

[MiidiaMenace]

lol what the guy says at the end of the vid is funny.

[forevermean]

a time had clearly come to wake up, and smell the "unpleasantly milky" tea

[DannyFC]

@forevermean the smug look after this line is delivered is majestic.

[oscarraven]

liquid silk

[Rhympe]

REPORTS, Reports, reports...

Here, check out some of my stuff. It's nice'n weird.

[zomgzonoz]

lol @ the dogs face

[Hurion]

Manipulate it to issue.

[chad5161]

LMAO

[foudarthbob]

er ok well maybe it's just the same people

[foudarthbob]

this show is the called THE DAY TODAY

[matteuklol]

nah this is brass eye episode 1 called (SEX)

[bubbloo24]

LMFAOOOOOO Thanks for posting!

[fr3ds4t]

Could somebody please spell the name of the "disease" the senator pronounces at 2:34?!?

Btw: I wish I had that disorder...:)

[HelmetBlissta]

His condition is called "Prestadidwicks Congena" . Please join facebook cause ,"Prestadidwicks Congena Society" ty.

[maddogsmuck]

My take on the spelling would be Prester Didwyck's (i.e. the person who named the condition) congina (as in, towards a vagina).

[kafalakgatri]

It's Prestidigwick's Congena.

"Prestidig-" as in prestidigitation (literally 'quick hands'), the formal term for magicians' sleight of hand;

"-wick" as in slang term for penis;

"Congena" as in congenital, present from birth.

So it's a disease he was born with that makes him move his fingers quickly around his penis.

I can't believe I just wrote that.

[donmandarin]

but you did, and you were so right to do so.

[jtjwsnake]

nice.

[patlfdunn101]

Several cords of reproductive muccus....

[MOPLVL3]

Total bullshit!

[jtjwsnake]

this isnt for real is it

[patlfdunn101]

Please dont be stupid...

[megamelonman]

really? are you serious? i took every word in this as gospel!

[jtjwsnake]

lol i wasnt sure, ive enver heard of the brass eye and it look kind of convincing haha.

[HelmetBlissta]

Derr...

[DominusLuna]

It's pretty funny if you can get past all of these awful accents.

[emphaticapathy]

I can't get past the awful accents, which is a shame because it's really funny. I was I was less of an ignorant moron.

[HelmetBlissta]

skin clad tube, lol

[HelmetBlissta]

Seems so apt with current US election campaigns.

[DominusLuna]

Yea he's got to be a friend of that faggot Barney Franks or some other infamous liberal.

[twrl2007]

omfg hahahahaha he does it at the end too, lmfao

[primeval22]

"Extract his genitalia at a rally and manipulate them to issue" "several chords of reproductive mucus were expelled rhythmically into the crowd" "several arcs of liquid silk from the fleshy nozzle of his fork" All fantastic descriptions using the English language to it's potential, it really puts broadcast and written media to shame. Awesome.

[youknowituk]

Exactly!

[gazkil]

Wash it all down with a cup of jerkoffee!!!

[ChewySatisfaction]

liquid silk hahahah