Minecraft - Top Ramen: The Quest for Opulence with Diction and Ash Part 11 - Self Destruct Sequence

[shadowsa2b]

im sure there was some other way you were supposed to go in the nether and go through more puzzles and parkour courses. the maker of the map is probably watching this like "no, dammit! youre supposed to _____! keep going, damn you!" =P

[potzeula]

Where;s 13?1

[shiftclick17]

No Not Legit

[awskwang]

Now grief it

[MKDAreptile]

@BradTheAmerican But you're not typing properly. If you took a writing exam, you would fail it. People take that very seriously...

[BradTheAmerican]

@MKDAreptile

If I took a writing exam, I wouldn't be typing now would I?

[BlackBoy7thdr]

IF YOU PRESS THE ARROW KEYS WHILE BUFFERING YOU CAN CONTROL A LITTLE SNAKE THING!!!

[MasterChoof]

@BlackBoy7thdr .... holy shit you didnt know what before now?!... every person in the world knew it years ago

[micalmus]

@MasterChoof um i dident lol

[BlackBoy7thdr]

@MasterChoof ohhh... no I didn't, I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WHITE WOMAN!! AND DONT YOU FORGET IT

[MrCocoaNinja]

@BlackBoy7thdr Wha...what?

[BlackBoy7thdr]

@MrCocoaNinja You heard it didn't you?

[MasterChoof]

@BlackBoy7thdr who r u again?

[BlackBoy7thdr]

@MasterChoof Blackboy7thdr a.k.a. a strong independent white woman

[MasterChoof]

@BlackBoy7thdr oh... youre a woman... well that answers it

[Randomkid159]

Is that the same ashhbearr from the LOL 75000 subs Q&A?

[TheBookaholic143]

@scotty121400 xx

[SLedGeHamMuhr]

day 5 of searching for CheeseWithMold's comment

[SegaTheGamer]

I love how Seamus didn't even bother to help Ashhbearr out. XP

[ANormalGuy]

Omfg, pro narration diction lol

[N3CR0T1CH4CK3R]

rage quit top ramen :D



[scotty121400]

First :D

[DiuMeLoPor]

@scotty121400 I really hope you're joking.

[scotty121400]

@DiuMeLoPor Why would i joke?

[Driftinkiller1]

Assbear got raped in the ass 1:32

[Branded1Warrior]

Soooo, they're done with the map right?

[mrcraziekyle]

THIS IS FUCKING STUPID JUST BECAUSE DICTION AND ASH DIE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN DESTROY THE FUCKING MAP... MAKE A FUCKING PORTAL!!!!!!!

[udaho456]

@mrcraziekyle Someone's a bit butt hurt.

[TheEduardo0997]

@xXWolfOfWarXx why do u have 2 mess with others conversations?? back off u scumbag

[QwimpySoft]

The narrator voice was perfect, but it didn't have the accent or the occasional rasp.

[pokemonfables]

rawr

[Renzythegreat91]

@TheSanaBrick that wasn't even a moan you fucking virgin, it was more like a yelp or small scream.

[DrakonWyverm]

mmm ramen....

[not0the0face0369]

new ep time to jerk it

[StretchMyName]

shitty end

[shadowsa2b]

somebody saud youre supposed to go downt he tube that self destructed. theres porbably something down there....or something. im sure theres some other path around there osmeplace

[GoDSxPsycoSxN]

Hey Seamus one time in a livestream i asked Diction if he ever killed a bear during a trip to Alaska and he banned me.....

[TheSanaBrick]

Listen to assbear's moan at 3:26 ;)

[dylanow1]

@gwabashnuba

[ajs2201]

@SSoHPKC sheamus the wrestler just won the 2012 royal rumble and he was my pick because hes awesome and your awesome wooooooooo

[LikeThatGaming]

@ajs2201 ha you can't spell: seamus. trolololol... and wrestling is terrible. and just for the record SSoH is many things, but not awesome. trololol

[IllBlowYourMind11]

@gwabashnuba two reasons why your comment was poopy

1.You are a hater

2.why did you go that far in the comments to see that comment do you just go to random videos and hate on comments?

[Link10103]

And that is what happens when you cheat. Who cares lol.

[jackrodriques1]

BUTTRAPED

[BeanDipSalad]

Who else around 9:00 was like GO UP THE FUCKING WATER GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

[Pemj2k]

aperture?

[cristianv2]

classic seamus

[codfreak924]

lol " i think i just initiated the self destruct ..... OH GOD ITS SELF DESTRUCTING!!!!!!!"

[BreastsInspector]

"Research & Development ? I bustin' that shit open ! I don't care !" Lol.

[kingdomracthet]

seamus the ninja mario and luigi's long lost brother duh duh duuuuuhhh

[SoulandEllis]

at 0:30 that block with a pic is what we call a minecraft "Com-pu-ter" but for some unfortunate people their "Computer" is called a "Po-ta-to" and capture cards may also be called "Po-ta-to Re-cor-der 3000" :P (IDFK what i just wrote..... T_T god that was stupid

[Ultimatestrife]

Sounds like you want to make a LP of RE3.

[PhoenixGodX]

lolz

[TheMinecrafterish]

lol ate 58:25

[hockeynewfoundland]

Why are Golden Apples so weak now?

[masterofdisaster747]

8:33 Your suppose to climb up the water.

[CarboyXXX]

I feel like yelling at seamus when he completely missed things isnt helping. Plus this map needs more directional signs

[LazyGamerBoy54321]

It's good watching minecraft on my birthday. :)

[wowgurl13]

@LazyGamerBoy54321 We have the same birthday! :D Happy B-day to you!

[LazyGamerBoy54321]

@wowgurl13 Thanks and happy B-day to you, too!

[FreshBloodJoker1]

Holy Shit i think i had a sezuire at the end

[schuyler4204]

zombies in a office, I think whoever made this map doesn't like office work suffice to say :)

[ByNNRo]

@McLiciouz Just enable automatic updates :)

[toadrules52]

@jmhbjghk I like ramen also. :D

[Jonneh999]

Anti climactic ending lol

[jmhbjghk]

dude go in the gon *** water

[MegaGabyboy]

No texture pack YAAAAA

[acadm]

top ramen soup is delicious with a side of chicken and coke

[jmhbjghk]

@acadm  i also like ramen

:)

[UnFallenRain20]

thumps up if you thought the title said: Minecraft - Top RAPEMEN: The Quest for Opulence with Diction and Ash Part 11 - Self Destruct Sequence

[Gamester539]

Poor ashhbear being called assbear for seamus's one mistake

[NGxGhostZ]

@trumpeter811 what a dumb comment

[trumpeter811]

Assbear didnt like the moan of the gast cause it reminded her of all the guys she had sex with who sounded just like that

[sheepseaexplorer]

@trumpeter811 ...That was stupid.

[MrUMABD]

Was diction trying to impersonate the narrator from Bastion?

cause if so, spot on.

[yocbjone]

this was the most pointless ssoh video i've seen, still fun to watch tho!

[TheZarqab]

do more maps with diction and ass bear!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheFifa12Beast]

@lilraz08 Go TO SCHOOL

[Sk8Madnezz]

I Can see the future and it entails a rage video on assbearr and his relationship.

[southpawakros]

Lol corporate zombies

[SOF006]

"The strongest angle is the try-angle".... Illuminati?

[DeaDaR03]

Yay

[triggamusician]

everything looks so random up in that place

[kamielftw]

@lilraz08

Portal*...

[AcedFighter]

@ImaIIVIIonster no theres 11:09 minutes in this video

[rhtfrj1]

if you followed the water it led u to a new area.....make sure seamus sees

[Rifleman2348]

@rhtfrj1 why would he care hes nopt going to go there this session probly happened a couple weeks ago

[lilraz08]

/useportle nether well I tried btw HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PORTLE!?!?

[TheDiamondArt]

@lilraz08 btw YOUR SPELLING IS SHIT

[idkidk123451]

@lilraz08 HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO TYPE PORTAL

[colddeath0942]

Assbear

[Deadlytorch]

Diction is so funny

[Frostblade2750]

supposed to follow the water o.o through the obsidian tube.

[J0SlAH]

haha ever since the bear thing when i found about diction ive been wondering how i didnt know about him before, hes so funny xD

[BmHabib017]

i like the bastion narrative from diction, he should have a series where he does that to seamus

[MrTornadoman97]

Let the uploading spree BEGIN!!!

[thackerboy15]

It's always funny coming to videos that just got uploaded and seeing all the "first" fails haha

[MLBPowerProsFanClub2]

did seamus stop doing mario vids?

[Fuckingallacrossusa]

@MLBPowerProsFanClub2 he said many times he will not stop doing mario vids. Just because a series hasn't been uploaded for a few days doesn't mean it's gone forever.

[M3DBE]

RE reference cliffhanger. Winner = Seamus.

[flavoureddrugs738]

10:30 epiletic fit galore

[Klayisgay]

Nice ending :)

[duscun57]

My Name is Seamus And Nothing's Ever My Fault XD hahaha

I Lost My Shit When He Said That

[ContactGam1ng]

@duscun57 i hope you find it soon.

[panda6697]

@duscun57 Well you better find it

[codfreak924]

@duscun57 omg i i heard him say that when i read ur comment

[CheeseWithMold]

@duscun57 Why The Fuck Do You Type Like This?

[Alan27Jorn]

@CheeseWithMold WTFDYTLT {question mark}

[BradTheAmerican]

@CheeseWithMold

Typing Like This Looks Nice And Neat. atleastitdoesntlooklikethis.

[MrSelbor61]

@BradTheAmerican Then why can't type like this?

[uuful1]

@BradTheAmerican butilikeitlikethis:)

[ZachmanTheCool]

@BradTheAmerican No, it's just fucking annoying.

[tsuikjoshiomatsu]

@CheeseWithMold first world retardation problems

[beantoun90]

@CheeseWithMold Porblem Officar?

[KiddieGames]

@duscun57 - "I Lost My Shit" when I saw how you typed.

[TheDIGICOPY77]

@duscun57 i though u typed shirt not shit i was like WTF?

[gwabashnuba]

@duscun57 you didnt capitalize is and hahaha wow such horrible grammar

[schwabboy5195]

proceeding as you speak

[HunterPierceNowak]

They can go into a nether portal then tp. -_-

[TheEduardo0997]

first

19th viewer!!!

[57SuperNova]

@TheEduardo0997 your fycking stupid 

[TheEduardo0997]

@57SuperNova your mother

[TheEduardo0997]

@57SuperNova u dont even know how 2 spell "fucking"?

[TheUnknown827]

Why is this girl playing at all?

[57SuperNova]

@TheUnknown827 fuck off

[xLurycz]

Thumbs up so Seamus can see for no reason! :O

[JmanS17]

hi.

[hokage4life12]

zombie apoclypse

[staringischaring]

XD

[cothman]

you think how many maps seamus has done with nova he would know the code for golden apples =P

[MegaPaintballchamp]

anyone else see the troll guy at 11:10

[ImaIIVIIonster]

@MegaPaintballchamp nope i see you trying to be clever beccause there is only 11:08 minutes in this video :P

[tommmiin]

@ImaIIVIIonster WRONG there is no 11:07 so its one sec shorter

[SuicideScootering]

dildo

[skaterdean0]

@SuicideScootering hey dood

[iBobotastic]

2 commercial breaks! What is youtube coming to?

[F00REX]

Seamus can I marrie you and have your puppies?!

[theRecklessCreed]

I knew playing by the rules wouldn't last... It never does with Seamus... That's what makes his videos entertaining!

[westyboy555]

lol really early

[CrAmbuLa]

notfirst

[AlucardHellsing97]

LAWL. Bastion Reference! XD

[Zuez517]

wtf illegal stance

[ant18246]

last!!



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