Voltaire-Dead Girls

[hizmizphit]

mr. dz.... youve never known that guy or girl? boy have i.  its be nice to find a dead girl round here i say....

[MrDzoni955]

man this song is sad...

[eight216]

@MrDzoni955 or if your warped enough its happy

[tntdynomite92]

I like his facial hair.

[epicapple67]

Ahh..good old voltaire i just listened to Marilyn manson and i'm like: ACK!!! GET ME AWAY!'

i pushed back and went to voltaire I felt immeadiate relief :D

[skull7120]

Voltaire, buddy, I feel your pain

[TheEuphoricWolf]

his face reminds me of the devlis wine logo, but in the goodish way. love his music and the lyrics. s***s and giggls ^^

[freegoldfree]

WOOO VOLTAIRE HI!!!!!!!!

[misteryman5]

I have beard-envy towards voltaire

[theskilletkiller]

@misteryman5 everyone guy does.

[abbyrw]

ok i got a qustion is this guy dead or alive ? i really want to know

[hornylink]

@abbyrw he's alive, and damn sexy

[abbyrw]

@hornylink i know he is so damn hot XD

[sesshypuppysbff]

@abbyrw And like in his forties or fifties by now. He's just a bit old now for me to find him as attractive as, say, someone younger and hotter like Emilie Autumn... Super talented and someone to look up to for sure though. And actually a professor at a university. So he's smart too. And married. ^-^

[abbyrw]

@sesshypuppysbff  cool ^_^

[sesshypuppysbff]

@abbyrw Yep. ^-^ He would be quite a catch if he were about 25 years younger and not married with a kid. Cuz he has talent out the wazoo.

[abbyrw]

@sesshypuppysbff i know i love his songs there awsome

[PeriodicTableware]

@sesshypuppysbff What's wrong with guys in their 40's? Nothing!

'Course, the whole "married, plus kids" thing make'em off limits.

[hizmizphit]

voltaire is just beautiful... *_*

[bloodthirstyrocker]

7 people have never tasted cool and smooth love...

[jasonpwnsuall]

so hes a badass and a necrophiliac

[ThePoop1579]

the 7 people who dislike don't like dead girls

Blasphemy!

[Monseigneur001]

There's nothing wrong with necrophilia!

...

Why is everyone giving me weird looks?

[sesshypuppysbff]

@Monseigneur001 I would never do that! Noooo.... Besides, necrophelia is a victimless crime!

[TheAkmur]

This song is great how it cover the hardness in finding love and at the same time touch a theme no 1 would touch the song is awesome and tragic at the same time

[Nandanyx]

a link to cradle of filth next to this song? are you trying to please my and my current bf, youtube?

[crlove]

@Nandanyx I love that you call him your "current bf", as if you plan for that to change sometime soon.

[lenore1340]

i don't really like guys but i'd be Voltaire's dead girl

[HirokiKamijou1]

Five people aren't dead girls.

I love this song so much.It's my favorite song by voltaire.

[zorbakpants2]

good ol' necrophelia

[dazili41]

And you like us back, don't you, V? <3

[HelloKittyJF]

@dazili41 Only if his necrophiliac xD

[zant741]

I'm into necrophilia now, thanks Voltaire :P

[forman596]

figure to mention Jack Skellington was sung by Danny Elfman who is best known for his movie music but used to sing for a band known as oingo boingo youtube it i like them

[Vampiressfairy]

@forman596 didnt oingo boingo make a song called i like little girls?

[kageinu121]

@Vampiressfairy Yes very intresting

[MissMichaelMyers]

HE SOUNDS LIKE JACK SKELLINGTON!!!!! OMFG... O_O

[Hobo359]

@MissMichaelMyers he acualy made the song 'this is holloween' and was concederd for a part in the movie

[MissMichaelMyers]

@Hobo359 Oh my, I never knew that. O: That makes him even more awesome... D:

[Hobo359]

@MissMichaelMyers yep ^^ voltaire rules ^^

[trafficlights1]

@MissMichaelMyers

Don't listen to a word Hobo359 says, it was written and sung by Danny Elfman (who sings as Jack in all of his songs, though he doesn't speak as him

[skullythebloger]

@Hobo359 that was manson....

[Hobo359]

@skullythebloger manson bought the rights to the song and remixed it so get it straight

[skullythebloger]

@Hobo359 Danny elfman made it, you may be thinking voltaire due to strong connection with the two in his video's. Voltaire had nothing to do with nightmare before christmas, look it up. And send me a link or a book where you got your information from.

[skullythebloger]

@Hobo359 still waiting...

[EmilyAngel69]

@MissMichaelMyers its the style of music

[MissMichaelMyers]

What race is Voltaire? :S Its hard to tell.

[Dragongurrrl7]

@MissMichaelMyers I do think hes cuban from what I read on him. I could be wrong.

[madsqueaky]

I must be dead.

[amir5198]

@madsqueaky HAHA i see what you did there!

[madsqueaky]

@amir5198 ;D

[Mropticalgreen]

@madsqueaky i dont get it :(

[madsqueaky]

@Mropticalgreen I was referring to the chorus of the song ("Dead girls like meeee"). :) So by saying "I must be dead", I was implying that I like him. (But I actually love him.)

[SpartanSamura1]

yep... he's cuban.

[AlienXCherie]

Evanescence NOT GOTHIC... Voltaire IS Gothic... like the portrait of Gothic. I looooooooooove this song. My boyfriend suggested it for the music for a World of Warcraft PvP video (since he plays an undead girl)... I got hooked to this song...

How can you not love a guy who's fav artist/music of all time is Voltaire?

[KyoMao]

@AlienXCherie Goth and Gothic are two different things.

FAR from two different things.

Learn what you're talking about before you attempt.

[MajinCCBThePrince]

@AlienXCherie You DO know Goth is filled with 345678976543456789 subcatogories right? Evanescence is GOTHIC Rock

it's like saying Lamb of God isn't metal, Cannibal Corpse is metal, there is no ONE ONLY type of goth just like metal, but Evanescence's genre is not part of the gothic MOVEMENT unlike Voltaire

[PashupatiFR]

@MajinCCBThePrince And this is even more problematic with artists who do different genres, or are part of some brand(s) along with what they're most known for.

[SireLane]

He's one of those guys that would hand you a flower and sweep you off your feet to do some naughty tango. Like Gomez Adams. You can't get anymore Gothic than that. <3

[PashupatiFR]

@SireLane I guess it's a typo, but I *have* to say: Addams with two D's, please. Sorry if someone already told you, I just *had* to say it! I *had*!

[skullythebloger]

@SireLane to be honest if you looked at his overall character he would probably flash the trecky hand signal then order some "romantic" pizza

yet just that seems sexy

[gotsmillk]

@SireLane as i read your comment i immagined it and almost fell off my seat

[trizable]

@SireLane that or a night watching star trek...

[vaguelyhumanoid]

The bridge actually makes necrophilia sound sweet...

[trafficlights1]

@vaguelyhumanoid

You'd be surprised how many things can be justified if you look at it from another perspective.

[Skittishjoker]

yes....



[lokun489]

is it a bad thing i had this song stuck in my head while thinking nuaghty thouhgts?

[Skittishjoker]

@lokun489 yes

[SisterToSleepx]

@lokun489  not at all, man

[Elanore1235]

For some reason, this song makes me think about Phoenix Wright X3

[Dragongurrrl7]

@ell975 Why did people spam you?playlist is a good music site.

[ell975]

@Dragongurrrl7 thank you, its just because it looks like im spamming and they dont even look at my playlist

[Elanore1235]

@Dogsneedpleasuretoo Exactly HOW do you read an animals body language? I'm very curious because this sounds quite interesting! Please tell me how.

[ScratchFromMW2]

This guy looks like a huge flaming faggot.

[Plaguedmarionette]

@ScratchFromMW2 that flaming faggot as you say, has more talent than you or anyone in your family

[ScratchFromMW2]

@Plaguedmarionette Possibly, who said he didn't?

Stop distorting my words, I just said he looked like a flaming faggot, not that he didn't have talent :\

[camisadokiller666]

@ScratchFromMW2 Fair enough, then he looks like a faggot that A LOT of girls would give their limbs to be with.

[ScratchFromMW2]

@camisadokiller666 Sure.

[camisadokiller666]

@ScratchFromMW2 Hell, I know I do. Dayum!

[ell975]

@ScratchFromMW2 how exactly does voltaire look like a large bundle of sticks that are on fire?

[ScratchFromMW2]

@ell975 He doesn't. He looks like a british cigarrette.

LOL GOT IT? HAHA IM SO FUNNY AND WITTY

[vaguelyhumanoid]

@ScratchFromMW2

What's wrong with that?

[ScratchFromMW2]

@vaguelyhumanoid Nothing at all, good sir. Nothing at all.

[TheVickyVick]

Which version, the Brother's Grimm story?

[mindgoesblank0]

Anybody else enjoy Youtube conversations that take up several pages?

[SatanisaBeaverShark]

It wasn't until I heard this song that I realized how fucked up his music is. It was only three seconds later that I realized I didn't give a shit.

[ThomasTravolta]

@Truefreak and @zeldapins

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DRAMA DRAMA BAWW DRAMA BAWWWWWWWW

[zeldapins]

@ThomasTravolta enjoy the show...

[DarkDan1100]

@zeldapins I know I was.

[AcceptYourMadness]

@zeldapins YOU IDIOT! i tried to stop fight and make things right and now you are saying things to me like that? wow man you are the lowest of the low i will ever find in my life i have lotsa friends and a great life and i bet your some 8 year old siting on his pc trieing to be cool talking like that. oh yeah and also please dont reply i dont wanna talk to you anymore.

[gigfydotcom]

absolutely gay. this makes CREED sound hardcore.

[zeldapins]

@AcceptYourMadness wow ur dumn y m i arguing ovr txtin style u wouldnt undrstnd since u have no friends to txt no grl to txt no life but to argue with sum one ovr the intrnet watr u a 40 year old vrgin. i bet u r

[zeldapins]

@AcceptYourMadness translate: cmon ive removed comment and i wonder if you can even read this man......easy

[zeldapins]

@AcceptYourMadness i kno how to spel rite im jst use to txting style. and im sayin alota ppl kn relate to this song

[Plaguedmarionette]

once dead the body of a human is no longer human.

it is just meat shaped like human.

nothing wrong with screwing meat if thats what your into.

honor and respect the memories of the deceased dont respect their lifeless corpses.

take it from an ugly human, dont screw a corpse unless you need to

[Woland94]

@Plaguedmarionette I think that the respect for a lifeless body is needed not by the man it was but by the family and the friends of the dead. Even if i wouldn't have much problems with someone fucking my sister, mother or father's corpse i could surely understand who disagrees with the bang of a his dears. Anyway if you have the permission of whoever was closer to the deceased i believe it's ok either for an ugly or a beautiful man. Hope i typed good.

[Plaguedmarionette]

@Woland94 agreed however i personaly would not want anyone touching my sisters once they die but thats because i know they wouldnt want anything done to them once they pass you know

[Woland94]

@Plaguedmarionette Well i guess that honour the last wills of dead people and respect what they would have wanted since their departure is important too. I forgot about that, it's a good point.

[Plaguedmarionette]

@Woland94 indeed sir but most people wouldnt think about telling their family not to let anyone violate their corpses

[Woland94]

@Plaguedmarionette Funny. Anyway i said "what they would have wanted" too, noone need to specify it, i believe (the sad truth is that most people consider it expected) that most familys or whoever have loved the dead (if someone there was) should know him enough to get if he'd have problems with doing nasty stuff with his corpse. It's not something general by the way and, who knows how many guys are actually terrified by necrophilia and write about it in their will.

[goldenstrangles]

I love the way he says 'so really' at 2:12

[sonicrocks06]

@goldenstrangles lol me too. I can't stop listening to this song... or Voltaire, at all, really... He's so dark... it kinda scares me, but damn, are his songs catchy. *__* I try not to sing Death Death in the presence of my dad, though... If I even sing Brains! he'll flip out... =w="""" Does your family not like Voltaire either? <:D

[pup333]

@sonicrocks06 my mom kinda likes voltaire. my sister is in love with him like me. XD i dont think dead girls r the only thing that like voltaire. :D

[sonicrocks06]

@pup333 Lol... u got that right! XD You're lucky your MOM likes him D: Well, mine doesn't really care, so that's good, too. <:3 My sister thinks he's rotten... and my little brother doesn't understand why I like him... ;;---;; Oh, the pain...

[pup333]

@sonicrocks06 my sister got me into voltaire. XD

[sonicrocks06]

@pup333 GAAH YOU SUK (because you rock... damn you...) XD

[pup333]

@sonicrocks06 :D yes yes i know.

[Elanore1235]

@goldenstrangles AGREED! :'D he's Hawt that way *swoon*

[gaaragirl72]

Best song ever we need more music about nicrophilia. im not into it or find it sexy but i think it should be ligal... just not in america.

[Sasoriemo]

@gaaragirl72 ... really ? You ever see whats in a corpse ? The maggots you see , their young ,t heir pods, theur eggs , they go right through the decaying cunt . And strait into you peeps . They grow in you , and can , and will , eat you . Also it's a lovely conversation starter, to say you blew a necro , and now have maggots growing in your teeth . True story , glad I dont talk to the lass .

[gaaragirl72]

@Sasoriemo hahaha thats why i said everywhere but america no ones sucking off some ugly foregner xD

[darkilustrisimus]

deep sad and painful ...NICE

[Yumyumtuna]

Well I'm male and have 100s of years to live... when the hell did I die and swap out for a vagina?

[powercrazed]

hmm. apparently im a dead girl. i wonder when i died and how? :D

[mindgoesblank0]

i guess this makes me dead then...

damn!

[Thrakad]

If you think about it, Prince Charming from Snow White must have been a necrophile. I mean, he's riding along in the woods and sees a girl who is dead, or as close to as makes no difference, and just happens to think "ah yeah, she looks like a bit of alright" and decides he wants a kiss? Little bit off, perhaps.

[godlikepiro]

@Thrakad Read Snow Glass Apples by Neil Gaiman. That will explain it all for ya.

[Thrakad]

@godlikepiro I have, it's bloody good. Out of interest, ever read Anansi Boys?

[deadsin9011]

@Thrakad In the original versions of Snow White they actually I did the dirty deed. But We have made it more PG for our kids now a days. We have really scary Stories that we tell our kids.

[skullythebloger]

@Thrakad Only dead girls want him....that and the dwarves.

[TheCharleyman87]

@Thrakad

If that's the case imaging hoe disappointed he was when she woke up XD

[twilightsymphony]

his music is so beautiful

[WarriorCatLover12]

i forgot who said it, but someone said that the def. of necrophilla was the urge to crack open a cold one. epic comment 2 whoever posted that!

[TheScratchrat]

It's supposed to be tongue-in-cheek! Ironic, even. Voltaire is not advocating Necrophillia! Christ on a fucking bike....

[Mitsukai563]

@TheScratchrat Christ on a fucking bike? never heard that one before....

-Kumori

[zachariah212]

he sounds like serj tankien on some parts lol luv system of a down and i like this song even though its about some weird shit

[xlespaulgothicx]

it reminds me of system of a down

[N64BEAST]

XD this song pwns

[ell975]

If you want to find voltaire videos, all of them are on my playlist (86 songs). go to my channel and choose playlists, its called voltaire playlist

[TheSaintOfPain]

How in the hell can one guy be so damned awesome?

[MarlonTheRogue]

What is up with the people arguing? Just enjoy the damn song.

5/5 faved >_>

[mence2socity]

Necrophilia: the urge to crack open a cold one

[MrDmsir]

@mence2socity lmao, absolutely hilarious.

[treannec]

@mence2socity I LOVE IT ppl like you make sickos funny

[zachariah212]

@mence2socity lol i have that shirt also i have one that says this "i like my women like i like my coffee , ground up and in my freezer"

[mence2socity]

@zachariah212 lol that's a good one. i like that.

[livedandletdie]

@mence2socity nice one, now if that hot blonde died.*wishing*Amen *Lightning bolt* Thanks god. Now... HAHAHA

[toastersstoast]

@mence2socity oh god thats horrible and i laughed out loud

[sapriousrevived]

@mence2socity hahahaha sooo aweosme

[Nandanyx]

@mence2socity Bella swan has necrophilia xD

[TheVickyVick]

@Nandanyx Is it still necrophilia when the guy is undead?

[Nandanyx]

@TheVickyVick yeah, because he had to die before... I think so

[blackcatdiamond1]

ha, Necrophilia. jk. Necrophilia is not a joke, kids... M'kay?

[olejniczak12]

im glad to be consisdered insane in your world when i cansider you insane in mine. that makes me the sane one and you insane because my world exists outside of my head when as yours exists in yours.

[Petsura]

crazy

[xXBerethorXx]

xD ha ha nice comback dude very nice *applaud*

[olejniczak12]

its all part of my plan. youll find out soon what is is or shall be. today i am sane but tomorrow i am insane. what to do and why did i do it.

[Kamiko848]

Gotta love this. Voltaire is brilliant.

[lordjt89]

i love voltaire!

[truefreak131]

i kinda know what the guy in this song is going through im not the best looking of guys im well below average and i have problems with women however i would never go bang a courpse

[Karltheork]

@truefreak131 You don't know what you're missing. True freak, indeed. Poser.

[truefreak131]

hahaha so are you claiming that im not a freak if i havnt banged a corpse?

[Karltheork]

Maaayyybeee.....

[truefreak131]

i have to disagree with you on that sir. a "freak" is someone who is considered different by normal society. this was a term used to describe people with physical deformities or people who act strangely. there really is no guidelines to be considered a freak. as i do not bang corpses i do differ in other things that most people might find strange

[Karltheork]

I know, I know. Just givin' you shit.

[VodkaShoe]

The twenty-or-so girls I have chained in my basement were amused by this exchange of freakdom. Kudos to you, sir!

[Karltheork]

Many thanks. Tell your ladies I said hi.

[Karltheork]

Out of curiosity, what exactly makes you a freak?

[truefreak131]

the original definition of a freak was a person or animal that is regarded as strange because of their unusual apearence or behavior. so if you look or act differently to the point where a vast majority of people find it strange then you are technically a freak. but some are more of freaks than others

[truefreak131]

did that answer your question?

[Karltheork]

Hmmm. Almost feels like you're dodging the question. C'mon, we're all using pseudonyms anyway. What's so strange about you?

[truefreak131]

well me personally have numerous mental problems, i havnt left the house in 2 years(literally) i hate humans in general, as well have a fear of crowds and meeting people, i am also asexual meaning i have NO sexual desires or feelings i also have NO romantic desires, i dont want affection, i have a morbid fascination with murderers etc all these things while not uncommon may be considered strange. even as a child i had a tendency to play with fire, and i loved to freak people out lol

[Karltheork]

Rock on. I can identify with some of that, at least.

[0BornofDesire0]

@truefreak131 dead girls can't say no

[Belosus]

@truefreak131 what if the corpse is really hot

[m0j0nz0r]

@truefreak131 That only means you are not desperate enough.

[truefreak131]

@m0j0nz0r lol probably or that im a germaphobe but hey if you wnt to bang a dead chick than more power to you

[zeldapins]

@truefreak131 no u dnt kno wat this guy is going throu kuz he has probs with grls to luv dead grls thn he has more probs thn u so dnt say u kno him kuz u dnt!!!