@SystemEquation Hey, back then it was awesome because that's the best we could get in gaming... what do you expect from 25 year old technology? 25 years later and we are STILL using 64 bit computing! lol
I traded my Super Nes which was a graduation present from dad. I graduated high school a few months before 17. Man that was a bad deal, i think i played it a few times and missed out on a lot of SNES games.
This was back in the days when Sega and Nintendo (Playstation was still years away, let alone Xbox) were still the big two battleing it out in the games console market. Presumably the Jaguar was Atari's attempt to muscle in. Didn't work out though.
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this ladies and gentleman was a REAL piece of SHIIIIIT!!!! 64 bits? what a freaking LIE.. and they were even pretending to compete with the N64 and the Play Station...
You got to admit, for 1993, these graphics were very competitive if not superior. I remember seeing the commercials on TV and being blown away. The one thing that left me scratching my head is to wonder why the heck this console was such a flop with such awesome graphics for the time.
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK GUYS EVERYONE SHOULD BE TYPING IN CAPS AT HOW EXTREME THIS IS FUCKING SICK THIS SYSTEM IS IT BLEW UP MY TV WHEN I ATTEMPTED TO PLUG IT IN THATS RIGHT MY TV BLEW THE FUCK UP BEFORE THE CONNECTION WAS EVEN MADE BECAUSE OF THE EXTREEM AMOUNT OF EXTREME LIGHTNING THAT TRAVELED THROUGH THE SUPER CABLES IT EVEN FRIED A BIT OF MY FACE BUT NOW SOME TIME HAS PASSED AND IT MIRACULOUSLY MOSTLY HEALED PRAISE JESUS I MANAGE TO LIVE A NORMAL EXTREME LIFE DESPITE HIDEOUS DEFORMITY
The "bits" number is nothing more than the length of the CPU (DSP in the Jag case) registers. In modern GPU, stream processors are working with 32 bits numbers and the length and size of their registers vary greatly.
Xbox 360 uses a 64 bits CPU that contains two units (per core) working with 128 bits registers.
A CPU power is more about its architecture, its number of cores, processing units and frequency.
The Xbox 360 is 32 bit so I guess the Jaguar is twice as powerful. Wow, and to think the Jaguar came out in 1994! A whole 11 years before the Xbox 360.
the jaguar aint rly 64 bit cuz it has 2 different 32-bit processors so that is why the games dont even look like 64-bit so the only true 64-bit system would be N64 (nintendo 64)
umm bits do matter, they tell you the amount of power the system is working with. they always go up times 2.
8
16
32
64
128
256(360, wii, ps3)
next up is 512 bit systems...can't wait. but I don't think they're going that high yet(probably not capable yet) they're probably gonna go to like 356 lol
- Bits doesn't mean power. They mean how much variables the system can take. As such, having more than 64-bit is just pointless. Unless you're going to do a RPG in which you can choose basically everything, there's no reason to go 128-bit.
- Bits aren't linear, it's exponential. A 64-bit system isn't twice the 32-bit. You must compare 2^64 and 2^32. 64-bit is actually 4 294 967 296 times more than 32-bit.
And that's also why the Jaguar selling-point is actually meaningless, outdated and BS.
Heh, I just got reminded of being younger and staying up till 2 a.m. I saw infomercials on the Jaguar and 3DO. Then I looked over at our NES, SNES, and Genesis and realized just how stupid the Jaguar and 3DO were.
Hey calling everyone who has done the math and bought the Atari Jaguar do the math and check out the video for MC jakeqcool's single 2 cool 4 school on my profile an big it up only for da champ who yo get a cramp if yo catch up with him DJ Spikey Jeff who helped produce this track and make it a hit single and without who the icy fresh single is ready with beats so powerfull they'll make you puke would not be avalible to the world.
Man you guys know nothing of those days. I grew up in the 80's had the original 6'r Atari & NES. HS in early 90's had summer jobs to buy myself the Genesis, Snes. A buddy had an NES, Master sytem & TurboGraphics 16. Aanother bud had that crappy 3do.
I bought the Jaguar (94) They could do FPS games way better than any other console on the market in its day. Sega's FPS games were shit compared to Jaguar.
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I had a Jaguar for a while back then. The games I had were Alien vs Predator and Tempest 2000. They were awesome games at the time, but I soon realized the system was a dead end. I eventually sold it and bought the SNES packaged with Donkey Kong Country.
Its main CPU was 16bit so all the games had to be coded in 16bit it only had one CPu that was 64bitt but that was a tiny chip that helped the 32bit graphics chip and the 16 bit processor.
Jaguar sucked. even though it was a 64 bit console,the graphics were really bad.The games sucked except Doom... Checkered Flag was the worst game EVER.
Game adverts/commercials back in these days were so cool because they were so.... odd and random... these days they all try to be serious and epic. Give me old crazy game adverts any day :)
Where did you learn to fly, Where did you learn to fly, He shoots fire out of his dick or is it a vagina. I call this game Silent Doom, just put on some Slayer and you are all set. It's more fun using a marine because you have a gun. If you know how said this, thumbs up :D
I don't get it, the PS is 32bit and has amazinggames.This has double the bits and the games are still like Genesis+Addon or Snes(with a really good chip) games
its was not true 64bit, I remember they did some cheap trick like adding up all the bits to make a fake 64bit, it was also hard to program for and had a weak GPU, basically it was about 24bit
The only ones needing to do the Math was Atari themselves...one of the lamest consoles ever and the whole 64 bit bragging was just too funny...almost as bad as M2 and that 3d game boy crap.
The controler wouldn't have been so bad if it had just the d-pad, start, a, b, and c buttons along with x, y, and z buttons sand had gotten rid of the number pad on the bottom. Also better 3rd party support from compenies like Capcom and Midway would have helped.
@AsellusPrimus Amen! I really didn't see that one coming. The 3D puke, complete with all the little nibblets might not have been such a good idea for Atari. Also, some of the commercials were kind of disturbing. Who the hell did all their P.R.?
The Jaguar was god awful, they just mashed 3 processors together to make a 64 bit system and the result of that made it confusing for programmers to make games to achieve, so that's why the Jag failed to be 64 bit console because it had shitty undeveloped games..except TEMPEST 2000 that game is the shit!!!
The lesson here is that graphics don't mean shit it's the gameplay that matters.
heres a few things they could have done to save there company
1. change there name from atari to somthing else the 'atari' name was tarnished
2. they shouldnt have lied and said it was a 64 bit machine even if it was a 32 bit machine its still twice as powerful as the sega genesis whom was dominating at the time
3. never should have made the cd attatchment it used to much resources
4. had really good launch games.
5.redesign the controller to make it more compact and durable.
@JESSIEEDSELL21 It was a 64 bit console it was built differently from other systems they had 32 bits and then add other parts to some how come up with 64. The games didn't use the machines full capability. But yeah this thing was a train wreck. There is still some strange thing about that makes me love this system.
That was back when the first Playstation was coming out.
Mr131211109876543210 1 week ago
i think this is the first time i see a DOOM commercial.
f1reki11er24 3 weeks ago
wow I WANNA GET ONE AND GET ALIENS VS PREDATOR AND DOOM!!!!
crazyboyz313 3 weeks ago
64 bits dammit!
dreammaker182 3 weeks ago
kasumi ninja must have been mortal kombat for jaguar :p
crazyboyz313 3 weeks ago
64 bit graphics, my ass!
My toaster put out better graphics!
SystemEquation 4 weeks ago
@SystemEquation Hey, back then it was awesome because that's the best we could get in gaming... what do you expect from 25 year old technology? 25 years later and we are STILL using 64 bit computing! lol
dreammaker182 3 weeks ago
no no no no i was not 64 bit! it was a 32 bit grafical prossesor thing leading to a 64bit thing
the nintendo 64 was really 64 bit.
jedirex52 4 weeks ago
I traded my Super Nes which was a graduation present from dad. I graduated high school a few months before 17. Man that was a bad deal, i think i played it a few times and missed out on a lot of SNES games.
bacardipr05 1 month ago
This was back in the days when Sega and Nintendo (Playstation was still years away, let alone Xbox) were still the big two battleing it out in the games console market. Presumably the Jaguar was Atari's attempt to muscle in. Didn't work out though.
AgentSmeg 1 month ago
only the last commercial was good.
johneymute 1 month ago
"you might not want to play it alone"
ME- just don't play it
Kalkas53 2 months ago
GREEN BITCH:Where did you learn to fly?
ME:Superman 64.
GREEN BITCH:Oh,nevermind
jakicevic 2 months ago 2
LMAO, that's Weasel from Saved by the Bell the New Class!
LOL!!!
ParticleSon 2 months ago
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mratticus17 3 months ago 2
All these commercials were pretty stupid except for the Doom one.
Kalawishis 3 months ago
i wont do the math !
zocazoey 3 months ago
i almost wet myself every time they said that this console was good
XxXdarksiderx 4 months ago
0:10 What??? That's pretty freaking messed up!
OzirMusic 4 months ago
il parait que cette console était une véritable arnaque !
michacorX 4 months ago
this ladies and gentleman was a REAL piece of SHIIIIIT!!!! 64 bits? what a freaking LIE.. and they were even pretending to compete with the N64 and the Play Station...
justsupersteve 4 months ago
@justsupersteve Jaguar was out years before any of those sytems.
threezerol944t 2 months ago
Without Joking.....That ninja is totally from Big Trouble In Little China !!!!
tp5com 5 months ago
Lmao, the games suck so bad. Looks like 8 bit graphics.
Composer1777 5 months ago
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DOOM looks really good
brbjuke45 5 months ago
0:20 OMG he cum fire
Wasul 5 months ago
OMG its Weasel from Saved by the bell. He's a lawyer now..
armst012 5 months ago
thats what she said
wowpockopaalt 6 months ago
Yeah, video games that make you puke
MaarioS 6 months ago
0:10 Hes Right
Mrgummib36rz 6 months ago
0:09 3D games are a really good idea!!!
Matrilwood 6 months ago
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT GRAPHICS/
We need better games not better graphics.
natixeboom 6 months ago 16
@natixeboom Graphics like atari 2600?¿
sombrio12 1 month ago
@natixeboom *cough* nintendo *cough*
SlasherV8 4 weeks ago
This system was clearly winning.
ArxistheAxefire 6 months ago
its acttualy just 2 32bit chips stuck together. derp
guywhodraws 7 months ago
What misleading commercials :X
terracearts 7 months ago
damn I miss the 90's
7footballfanatic7 7 months ago
@7footballfanatic7 You're not the only one :(
thekrazybaby 6 months ago
Damn, commercials were crazy back in the day.
iaintgonletup 7 months ago
I had one of these for like 3 months. It was okay but nothing to write home about. It had a lack of games. But fuck it it was fun.
rza828 7 months ago
You got to admit, for 1993, these graphics were very competitive if not superior. I remember seeing the commercials on TV and being blown away. The one thing that left me scratching my head is to wonder why the heck this console was such a flop with such awesome graphics for the time.
nosajj12345 7 months ago
the doom ad is the best...
rasj1983 7 months ago
Exactly Ben, it sucks!
0.10
cas99f 8 months ago
The Doom one was good, the others suck.
INEEDNAWZZZ 8 months ago
Can someone tell me HOW this system failed? Dayum.
thejobloshow 8 months ago
@thejobloshow
-Lack of 3rd party support
-How it was built made it hard to program games
-Some of the games didn't look cutting edge
-The controller had 3 buttons and a full 10 digit keypad, like some kind of phone.
-The SNES/Genesis were much more popular.
jdb2002 7 months ago
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK GUYS EVERYONE SHOULD BE TYPING IN CAPS AT HOW EXTREME THIS IS FUCKING SICK THIS SYSTEM IS IT BLEW UP MY TV WHEN I ATTEMPTED TO PLUG IT IN THATS RIGHT MY TV BLEW THE FUCK UP BEFORE THE CONNECTION WAS EVEN MADE BECAUSE OF THE EXTREEM AMOUNT OF EXTREME LIGHTNING THAT TRAVELED THROUGH THE SUPER CABLES IT EVEN FRIED A BIT OF MY FACE BUT NOW SOME TIME HAS PASSED AND IT MIRACULOUSLY MOSTLY HEALED PRAISE JESUS I MANAGE TO LIVE A NORMAL EXTREME LIFE DESPITE HIDEOUS DEFORMITY
234234234werrrrrrr 8 months ago
REALLY GOOD CHICHI
JackShephard69 8 months ago
Does he vomit into the camera? That's fucking intense
Sirromnad 8 months ago 8
lol at AvP's framerate, the kid looks bored just playing it
frostytheaussie 8 months ago
The "bits" number is nothing more than the length of the CPU (DSP in the Jag case) registers. In modern GPU, stream processors are working with 32 bits numbers and the length and size of their registers vary greatly.
Xbox 360 uses a 64 bits CPU that contains two units (per core) working with 128 bits registers.
A CPU power is more about its architecture, its number of cores, processing units and frequency.
SEAKINGZ 8 months ago 3
The Xbox 360 is 32 bit so I guess the Jaguar is twice as powerful. Wow, and to think the Jaguar came out in 1994! A whole 11 years before the Xbox 360.
phrixil 8 months ago
@phrixil no xbox 360 is 128-bit
the jaguar aint rly 64 bit cuz it has 2 different 32-bit processors so that is why the games dont even look like 64-bit so the only true 64-bit system would be N64 (nintendo 64)
PS1 and sega saturn is 32-bit
killkenny5000 8 months ago
You are hool
SHINICHI489 8 months ago
The Doom ad simply kicks ass.
yekkanator 8 months ago
I'm so glad we have DVR's now and don't have to sit through SHITTY commercials like these anymore!
Yay!!!
Lonsoleil 8 months ago
I always wanted to buy a Sega Genesis and put two 32 bit adapters on it.... I WOULD BE THE BAD ASS 96 BIT MOTHER FUCKER!
supercoolninjayo 8 months ago
lol!!!!!!!!! I remember this. this shit was not 64 bit(graphic wise). it was more like 28 bits(graphic wise).
THIZZAVELI 8 months ago
lol what is he like around 20 and hes like MOMMM
burnindoghouse 9 months ago
@datascatter Yeah, maybe. When the SNES came out, nobody gave a damn about bits anymore. Also :
PS3 = 64-bits
Bits doesn't mean anything.
kefkasakura 9 months ago
@kefkasakura
umm bits do matter, they tell you the amount of power the system is working with. they always go up times 2.
8
16
32
64
128
256(360, wii, ps3)
next up is 512 bit systems...can't wait. but I don't think they're going that high yet(probably not capable yet) they're probably gonna go to like 356 lol
THIZZAVELI 8 months ago
- Bits doesn't mean power. They mean how much variables the system can take. As such, having more than 64-bit is just pointless. Unless you're going to do a RPG in which you can choose basically everything, there's no reason to go 128-bit.
- Bits aren't linear, it's exponential. A 64-bit system isn't twice the 32-bit. You must compare 2^64 and 2^32. 64-bit is actually 4 294 967 296 times more than 32-bit.
And that's also why the Jaguar selling-point is actually meaningless, outdated and BS.
kefkasakura 8 months ago
@THIZZAVELI I'm going to point out all of the errors most people make like you :
- The number of bits doesn't mean a new generation. If that was the case, then our next-gen consoles would've been 256-bit. That doesn't even exist.
- Bits doesn't always go up times two. The PS2 is 31-bit.
- None of the consoles you've cited are 256-bit. PS3 and 360 = 64-bit. Wii = 32-bit.
kefkasakura 8 months ago
the doom commercial at the end says the best doom ever wtf? the xbla version is way better than that shitty port!
legooreostudios 9 months ago
What they really meant by 64 bit was that there were 64 bits of plastic inside the case, and not much else.
Alien vs. Predator looked good though.
Worsett 9 months ago
Yay for the cheesy 90's!
wkunzelman1 9 months ago
Heh, I just got reminded of being younger and staying up till 2 a.m. I saw infomercials on the Jaguar and 3DO. Then I looked over at our NES, SNES, and Genesis and realized just how stupid the Jaguar and 3DO were.
Knightphall 9 months ago
@Knightphall The 3DO was awesome in its fail.
fjccommish 9 months ago
As powerful as the Jaguar was, look at what retro games we can download on our modern consoles. (Thinks of several SNES and Genesis games)
Knightphall 9 months ago
That kid has "90's" writen all over him.
r3ini 9 months ago
Mcjakeqcool - 2 cool 4 school with 32 bit audio from Reason recorded on a Nokia 2700 camera and uploaded to youtube... DO THE MATH!
mcjakeqcool 9 months ago
Hey calling everyone who has done the math and bought the Atari Jaguar do the math and check out the video for MC jakeqcool's single 2 cool 4 school on my profile an big it up only for da champ who yo get a cramp if yo catch up with him DJ Spikey Jeff who helped produce this track and make it a hit single and without who the icy fresh single is ready with beats so powerfull they'll make you puke would not be avalible to the world.
mcjakeqcool 9 months ago
Man you guys know nothing of those days. I grew up in the 80's had the original 6'r Atari & NES. HS in early 90's had summer jobs to buy myself the Genesis, Snes. A buddy had an NES, Master sytem & TurboGraphics 16. Aanother bud had that crappy 3do.
I bought the Jaguar (94) They could do FPS games way better than any other console on the market in its day. Sega's FPS games were shit compared to Jaguar.
Alien vs predator WAS Awesome in its time.
Once Playstation & N64 came out is was over.
NeptunesTrident 9 months ago
jaguer was over pricd for its time and it still sucks thank god i never played one of the old crappy systems
billyhatcheradvdx 9 months ago
Somehow the nintendo 64 looked a bit better...
euvi85 10 months ago
"ben?"
*vomit*
Funny, that's exactly how I feel about the Atari Jaguar as well.
herpderp312 10 months ago
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StarFieldsCo 10 months ago 55
@StarFieldsCo where did you learn to be an asshole XD
minielk454 7 months ago
@StarFieldsCo WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO BE AN ASSHOLE?
shairaptor 5 months ago
@StarFieldsCo WHERE DO YOU LEARN HOW TO SPAM? x9001
shakenmikeg14 5 months ago
you can't tell what's on your back until you actually turn around.
just like in the fucking game!
martooxxx 10 months ago
"mom?"
NO, IT'S A SHITTY GAME!
videomonark 10 months ago
'Good Wukk'
I really loved Cybermorph
Doom was the nastiest on the Jaguar
you could blow demons way across the field in a bloody mess
unlike other versions.
maxti6 10 months ago
Hey! I'm play my Atari Jaguar in my Jaguar with my pet Jaguar while there is a Jaguar jet fighter flying above my head!
SniperStorm7 10 months ago
I Think they over did the commerical
TheRedCoke 10 months ago
where is most famous one.
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LuciusHenchec 10 months ago
THE LAST ONE WAS COOL.
KillingJoke696 11 months ago
DO THE MATH!
zmulisos 11 months ago
"Doom for the atari jaguar the best doom ever" ROFL!!!
123doomdoom 11 months ago
@123doomdoom Doom was actually a good port expect it had no fucking sound WHAT THE FUCK>!
TheRedCoke 10 months ago
@TheRedCoke that is incorrect. It had sound effects, but no music. The of the best features of the game.
123doomdoom 10 months ago
@123doomdoom its correct
shairaptor 5 months ago
I had a Jaguar for a while back then. The games I had were Alien vs Predator and Tempest 2000. They were awesome games at the time, but I soon realized the system was a dead end. I eventually sold it and bought the SNES packaged with Donkey Kong Country.
radioclash81 11 months ago
@SECgatorFAN HE IS A BOY!
Thekwordslayer 11 months ago
Jaguar commercials are just downright distasteful. Are these really the folks that made such classy 2600 ads back in the 70's?
Lupucillo 11 months ago
@Lupucillo Nah, most likely new folks that had no idea what they were doing.
pzzn 11 months ago
That first commercial was pretty accurate
the Jaguar will make you throw up
Alevamltd 11 months ago
Its main CPU was 16bit so all the games had to be coded in 16bit it only had one CPu that was 64bitt but that was a tiny chip that helped the 32bit graphics chip and the 16 bit processor.
NielsShoe 11 months ago
Jaguar sucked. even though it was a 64 bit console,the graphics were really bad.The games sucked except Doom... Checkered Flag was the worst game EVER.
ortholeboeuf 11 months ago
Atari broke my heart!
jugglingembalmer 1 year ago
Where did you learn to fly?
aquapendulum 1 year ago
oh yeah! doom commercial was the best
rasj1983 1 year ago
The Doom and AVP commercials were the best.
Joeyboots80 1 year ago
That Doom commercial was awesome.
guysafari 1 year ago
Game adverts/commercials back in these days were so cool because they were so.... odd and random... these days they all try to be serious and epic. Give me old crazy game adverts any day :)
MizfitZer0 1 year ago
DO TEH MATH
no thanks i already know the NES is better, no fuckn need to use mah brain!
0M9H4X 1 year ago
Now I know why Jaguar was a fail console...
wgalletto 1 year ago
So we had Puke,someones dead mother and 2 decent games.
Well done Atari, you certainly knew how to sell a system.
imperialpod 1 year ago
do the math, ok.........
hmmmmmm,
carry the one......
THE JAGUAR IS 8 TIMES BETTER THAN THE NES!
im gonna go beg my mom for one, oh wait the predator killed her!
kingryan3000 1 year ago 22
@kingryan3000 Wasn't this supposed to beat the Nintendo 64?
stupidjunk878 1 year ago
@kingryan3000 atari jaguar better than the NES but it doesnt beat the nintendo 64 nintendo do the 64 better than that
TheKen284 7 months ago
lol.... 64 bits
czyman1997 1 year ago
i sure am glad i can escape hell if i bring a gun
MrRolflol 1 year ago
mom????????????? XD
patojoker2xx7 1 year ago
did he just say at 0:50 to "Blast and masturbate the demons?
SniperStorm7 1 year ago
@SniperStorm7 i checked and i think so
OJB99 1 year ago
pause at 0:55
LOLXDXDXDXD
therocker33dc 1 year ago
0:10
Makes me wanna puke too!
therocker33dc 1 year ago
Wouldn't mind getting one for my collection of video game systems....
MattTheSaiyan 1 year ago
I did the math. Atari + Jaguar = Piece of shit.
dimensiont 1 year ago
Activision had to be doing their commercials for sure...baaaaaaaaaarf!
dinner4lunch 1 year ago
Where did you learn to fly, Where did you learn to fly, He shoots fire out of his dick or is it a vagina. I call this game Silent Doom, just put on some Slayer and you are all set. It's more fun using a marine because you have a gun. If you know how said this, thumbs up :D
Ponytrony 1 year ago
@Ponytrony I don't like AVGN...
WaddleJrJr 1 year ago
@Ponytrony i don't like AVGN fanboys.
shairaptor 5 months ago
then??? YOU PUKE AT SHITTYNESS !
patojoker2xx7 1 year ago
DO THE MATH its a 32 bit console!
EVnFluffy 1 year ago
That guy definatley learned how to fly
laxdan37 1 year ago
I don't get it, the PS is 32bit and has amazinggames.This has double the bits and the games are still like Genesis+Addon or Snes(with a really good chip) games
2014DDay 1 year ago
@2014DDay
its was not true 64bit, I remember they did some cheap trick like adding up all the bits to make a fake 64bit, it was also hard to program for and had a weak GPU, basically it was about 24bit
probe26 1 year ago
@probe26 Don't look at the bit width. Have a look on the CPU frequency. xo
Damdoshi 1 year ago
where did you learn to fly XD
DarkThunder150 1 year ago
@DarkThunder150 "where did YOU learn to be an asshole!"
Random90sKid 1 year ago
damn, this console blows
Overfiend002 1 year ago
It might have been the best doom port to home consles if they putt in a soundtrack
coolmanben99 1 year ago
the alien one was like a horror movie, especially that bit at the end
JackWolf10 1 year ago
DUH BEST DOOOM EVERRR
MrSaturn33 1 year ago
0:10
The kid is not barfing because the game is so real. He's throwing up because Cybermorph is such a putrid game.
Playing it can make anyone sick to their stomach. It's THAT bad.
Watcher3223 1 year ago
cybermorph looks like shit
tapion567 1 year ago
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@tapion567
"cybermorph looks like shit"
That explains why the kid threw up; it's a disgusting game.
Watcher3223 1 year ago
atari seems to like naming their consoles after cats
xxchimakaraxx 1 year ago
@xxchimakaraxx just like macs operateing systems... lol cos cats are cool :D
darkfool83 1 year ago
What's with the lad puking at the first commercial?
Ohsta6t2 1 year ago
The only ones needing to do the Math was Atari themselves...one of the lamest consoles ever and the whole 64 bit bragging was just too funny...almost as bad as M2 and that 3d game boy crap.
shaolin95 1 year ago
Back when video game commercials were still good...
a1rh3add 1 year ago
not 64 bit.....
LaxGod1212 1 year ago
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@LaxGod1212
"not 64 bit....."
Well, even if the Jaguar was 64-bit, the weakness would still be the games.
Goes to show, it doesn't matter if you have the very best hardware. If the games suck, then what's the point?
Conversely, the bit rating doesn't mean squat anyways. The best examples I can think of are the Mattel Intellivision and the Microsoft X-Box.
The Intellivision is technically 16-bit while the X-Box is technically 32-bit. More bits doesn't automatically mean it's better.
Watcher3223 1 year ago
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do the math LOL NO THANKS
RapidGaming09 1 year ago
If that's 64-bit, then I'm Britney Spears with a tight, clean pussy.
JesusManson323 1 year ago
You ain't 64 bit, get the fuck out of here!
veemonjosh 1 year ago
I miss over the top commercials like these... lol
loopymatt2 1 year ago 14
The controler wouldn't have been so bad if it had just the d-pad, start, a, b, and c buttons along with x, y, and z buttons sand had gotten rid of the number pad on the bottom. Also better 3rd party support from compenies like Capcom and Midway would have helped.
thunderstudent 1 year ago
J'avoue que les pubs sont excellentes =)
MonsieurKSH 1 year ago
awsome
807productions 1 year ago
DooM Commercial is perfect epic
Gustavo3451 1 year ago
"Whoa! Duder blew chunks all over the screen! Gnarly,brau!" -the 5 kids who actually were influenced to buy the game by that commercial spot.
The Doom ad may not have advertised the best Doom ever (that sounds like an oxymoron,doesn't it?),but it was the best Doom ad ever!
EatWave 1 year ago
It was only 32 bit dumbasses!
szor1 1 year ago
Somewhere in the 90's we learned that puke was not an attractive way to sell products.
AsellusPrimus 1 year ago 39
@AsellusPrimus Amen! I really didn't see that one coming. The 3D puke, complete with all the little nibblets might not have been such a good idea for Atari. Also, some of the commercials were kind of disturbing. Who the hell did all their P.R.?
jayanxiety 1 year ago
@AsellusPrimus I totally agree. That's something that's not for kids to see.
kaddursal 1 year ago
@AsellusPrimus I puke when I played that game, but for different reasons.
terminegger 1 year ago
@AsellusPrimus LOL, the 90s were so rubbish. can't believe it looks so dated, doesn't seem like that long ago.
stupidjunk878 1 year ago
@stupidjunk878 The 90's was awesome, you fagtard.
Thekwordslayer 11 months ago
The Jaguar was god awful, they just mashed 3 processors together to make a 64 bit system and the result of that made it confusing for programmers to make games to achieve, so that's why the Jag failed to be 64 bit console because it had shitty undeveloped games..except TEMPEST 2000 that game is the shit!!!
The lesson here is that graphics don't mean shit it's the gameplay that matters.
1shoryuken 1 year ago
He seems quite happy for puking
SIMIFU 1 year ago
Haha, the last one with "Alien" was good.
el3ctrizedTube 1 year ago
Jaguar was the biggest joke in the history of video games
rafapitaschwertner 1 year ago
Love the Doom commercial. That preacher's like an even more badass Uncle Phil.
pgalloway18 1 year ago
Stuck wid my Nintendo... guess i just couldnt do the math...
Frozenyak 1 year ago
heres a few things they could have done to save there company
1. change there name from atari to somthing else the 'atari' name was tarnished
2. they shouldnt have lied and said it was a 64 bit machine even if it was a 32 bit machine its still twice as powerful as the sega genesis whom was dominating at the time
3. never should have made the cd attatchment it used to much resources
4. had really good launch games.
5.redesign the controller to make it more compact and durable.
JESSIEEDSELL21 1 year ago
@JESSIEEDSELL21 It was a 64 bit console it was built differently from other systems they had 32 bits and then add other parts to some how come up with 64. The games didn't use the machines full capability. But yeah this thing was a train wreck. There is still some strange thing about that makes me love this system.
Rill42 1 year ago
Haha. That's Weasel from the first season of Saved by the Bell: The New class in the first commercial.
I can't believe I know that.
vio2112 1 year ago
games are not about graphics but i have to admit the jaguar did not have good gameplay lol
bestgamer2112 1 year ago
0:10 he threw up on the screen because of the horrible graphics and the controller was giving him tummy aches
SniperStorm7 1 year ago
doom commercial is Kinda Weird o.o that Guy saying HELL HELL!!!!!
kakashi744 1 year ago
it may have been a failure,but ithink its pretty neat to start collecting these retro consoles for nostalgiac purposes
NeverAgain1985 1 year ago
when the kid threw up it was a PERFECT outlook on the system. PERFECT. I'm sure most kids threw up when they first played it, too.
manbearpig74012 1 year ago 2
@manbearpig74012 Gamers like you are assholes. You do not call boys boys and use the evil K word.
Thekwordslayer 11 months ago
@Thekwordslayer
lol?
manbearpig74012 11 months ago
Jaguar was 64? You kidding? Man, that couldn't have been. N64 looked 1,000 times better
DDRUTOU 1 year ago