Worlds Stupidest Woman

[RonnieRimjob]

fake

[RockingPotato]

You should have said in the end like "Ohhh yaa here is my friend, ok so he told me its called 'THE BIBLE' YOU BITCH".

[MrFLExin]

so what book was he talking about?

[k7leetha]

she didn't get it at the "new part and old part" bit.

she didn't get it at the "matthew, mark, luke, john" bit.

she didn't get it at the "works with wood" bit.

she didn't get it at the "joseph" bit.

she didn't get it at the "reads it religiously" bit.

She just doesn't get it. Maybe she's one of the innocent atheists who hasn't been exposed to the utter horror called the Bible.

[JacquesSpies]

@k7leetha She works for a CHRISTIAN book shop.

[ariyannalynn]

haha she is soo stupid, i love you wackhead you are a legend (:

[007DefCon3]

She makes Blondes look like Einstein

[narbeastly]

Best vid ever

[metalhead5816]

you should have mentioned the name jesus or christ to test the limits of her stupidity xD

[JDnx]

what a retard

[Time4TruthDOTorg]

wtf is she for real? i am south african and i feel bad after hearing how stupid she is...

[rayman2dble08]

Floating Zoo ITS SO FUCKIN OBVIOUS

[trina252]

Whackhead fuckin rocks lol

Fuck i miss SA so baie....

[UNBRE4KABLEX]

OMFG HAHAHAHAAAAA

[redredkroovy666]

She's dumb alright lol.

Like damn I'm atheist and I KNOW that.

2 bucks says the stupid chick has big boobs, slutty dresses, fake tan, and a weave.

[antiithetical]

Holy Shiiiiiiiiiit

[parry0tter]

rofl a christian bookstore huh

[xXSkidlzXx]

very stupid BIBLE LADY

[aido25]

so stupid

[mikej5337]

LOL im not christian but the first hint the guy gives i knew the answer.

[xArch0n]

who the fuck else walks on water?

[xXSkidlzXx]

seriously

[BijiApoCheHugoChavez]

lekkkerr myy maate! one of whackheads best for sure!

[Savannah9166]

' im dumn at this stage ' lmao!!!

[aadeelo]

this is a prank by whackhead a south african radio show host who daily plays pranks on ppl n celebs over the phone...i knw coz im from there

[xDeGrootx]

YEah the main guy can uh, walk on water, and i think he rose from the dead? yeah i dont know something like that?? Yeah there was a guy name matthew.... oh and someone named mark... i think there was a luke in there.. oh yeah and there was a john in it too... HAHAHAAHAHAH

[volks1234]

christian = christlike if you don't know the bible you can't really say you are christian. Oh maybe that's why there so many wars.

[computewiz123]

OMFG LOL!!!

[toonyfatninjas]

her light bulb is completely expire she even admitted she dumb. well there alway 2side to the coin and if this the stupidest women in the world then there got to be the stupidest guy too. for my sake i,m going to show this video to my brother and see if he can tell me what book it is and if he fails then i,m going to shoot my self in the left leg 500 times with my paint gun.

[canudigitsuker]

WOOOOOW i cant believe tha she is DUMM

[IcecreamDream101]

HE'S QUITE GOOD AT WOODWORK ROFL xD

[ifrit1780]

LOL how the heck does she not know its the bible!?

[ponytashagal]

shes so idiotic haha

[sinagorillaz]

Woah.

Cum? For Christians?

[twisted709]

I KNOW right!?

[WhisperSessions]

mathew, mark, luke, and john (the guy who wrote the book) are not characters in the bible.

[policewatch4ppl]

for fuck sakes the bible woman

[Xedret]

LOL at your quote, I mean It is something I would say so no offense, cool quote indeed =D

[Sarachinyere]

man that woman is soooooo stupid!!!!!!!!!

[sabletv]

and the darwin award goes to.........i don't even need to open the envelope!!!!!

[castrator10]

stupid cow...

[lezfer]

Shocking

[glaxko]

.... mom??

[11Mortalengine11]

oh God..... how embarrassing, how does this lady manage breathin ? Who the hell else has ever walked on water besides Chris Angel! ??

[Xedret]

LOL!

[Darkivy666]

@11Mortalengine11 How do I make +500 votes here? :)

[tibbs164]

south african

[paulbalochefan]

and to thinls she works at a christian bookstore. it's the bible hello. Lady do yiou know anything. I guess not. Worthless British accent by the way

[kyleZ1987]

Not a british accent..

[paulbalochefan]

then what?

[cunnycunny]

German woman speaking English, so German accent

[Gallers317]

No, they're from South Africa.

[cunnycunny]

oh right, they are speaking German at the begining. Maybe its a South African woman speaking German, then the guy speaks to her in German and asks her can she speak English. she says yes then they both start speaking in English? ..... Thats confusing XD

[Gallers317]

No, the language they're speaking at the beginning is Afrikaans.

[ewmbos]

its afrikaans ... i know cuz im dutch and i understood it

[aadeelo]

i like how u tried to sound clever but u mde a fool of urself its nt german its afrikaans lol...so much like the dumb woman

[7abiebie]

afrikaans???

[Darkivy666]

@cunnycunny Erm, it's Afrikaans, dude. And she has no German accent whatsoever. Are you a native English-speaker? Doubt it.

[kyleZ1987]

They mention cape town, so might be South African. (Sorry for the late reply)

[JaysonX5]

LMAO..... floating ZOO!

[oubaaspieter]

So sad...

[Blade13710]

WOW

[ajmc93]

WHAT A STUPID b**** , I refuse to believe this wasn't set up!, I mean: a very thick book, it has 2 parts, a new and an older, in it there's a guy who does miracles, he walks on water, a lot of rain and a "floating zoo"... OMG if u don't know what is he talking about... I mean, I know a few atheist and I'm sure even they would know the answer 4 dat!

[soccom8341576]

I was thinking it had to be the Bible all along.

He's describing it so that it evades memory of the Bible, which isn't too helpful. Then again, it was meant to be a prank.

There are many reasons for a person to not be able to recall information.

[chickadeez]

LMBO omgggsh ahahaha. crack up! ahaha. what the?!

[conversechick14]

im not even religous, and I knew what it was.

[Xedret]

I agree; now since we're not religious lets hang out ;D  jk

[conversechick14]

lol!

we can roast marshmellows over the bible! LOL im kidding.

[Xedret]

Yummy, Bible roasted =D sounds blasphemilicious

[Malefic420]

Clawz114, a retarded monkey could have figured out that he was asking about the bible. Sorry to piss on -your- bonfire, pal.

[Clawz114]

Sorry to piss on everyones bonfire, but why would the SALESPERSON know ANYTHING about what they are selling? They are paid to sit there, and take orders, they dont get paid to figure out what item is what? You clearly rung the SALES department.

[Deathzilla7]

ok, there are many christian books out there...

it took me but 30 seconds almost exactly to figure it out. lolz!

two sections was a giveaway lolz! i mean wow.

[jawsome39]

lol what a stupid woman LOL :) =)

[wasgoedpennetjie]

no. it is afrikaans, it is a derivative from german. it sounds simmilar, but just less complicated, like for example. jou ma se poes = your mothers cunt, i dont know the german way of saying that, but i am afrikaans, en WACKHEAD SIMPSON OWN POEA NAAT. ek is die piele en niemand kan my stop nie fokken kaffers.

[ttjayy]

dutch (netherlands/holland)

[lewisner]

"Its like a guy with a floating zoo" LMAO

[Vairoatmena]

no south african. not german

[ToEjaMxD]

ok =D

[ToEjaMxD]

lol it´s a german book store

[Saruzu]

It's Afrikaans, not German that they're speaking at the beginning.

[pieplicht]

wtf? its a dutch book store :(

wtf? het is een nederlandse boekenwinkel :(

[victorkwee]

zuid afrikaans

[dmitryp13]

Oh, you are the ignorant retard.

It probably never crossed your mind that book stores are filled with all kinds of books, and content can be similar.

She was trying to be helpful, and find a specific book. If I worked there, I would expect someone calling a Christian book store to know what the Bible is called.

Not that I would ever work there though.

And I didn't say that I didn't get the title of the book you fag.

Are you really that stupid, or just pretending?

[akatsukimaster7]

as soon as he said comes in 2 parts old and new version i knew it was the bible...lol

[Gem2x87]

lol he's quite good @ woodwork.

[stoberishortcake]

Stupid... hahahahaha.

Oh goodness. For the name of God!

[soulsforhell]

fuckin stupid....hahahahahahahahahah

[farmboyct]

W O W

[h8eRsMaK3m3fAmOuS]

The sms's have gone mad, one women says:

"I'm not christian, even I know it's the bible!" xD

Best line of the whole thing. That bookstore chick is so dumb.

[TVmieliesMAD]

hahaha!

I even knew it was the bible! lol

and i'm not religious!

funny stuff

[akatsukimaster7]

same here

[theatheisticlown]

stupid rooinek

[TheBhoys2008]

what a woman. I mean hes describing the Bible word for word and she is not even BRUSHING with the idea!

[Shadow666790]

what a fucking retard!

[fastfirefox]

dumb!!!!

[Hennerszs]

hahaha =) awesome

[bonscott01]

faith at it's best...lol

[Stevieboy74]

stupid dumb yarpie!!

[Shalangadang]

The "The main character walks on water and stuff" and the part about Noah's arc should have totally given it away you'd have to be pretty dumb not to think of that. Plus she is working at a CHRISTIAN book store lol you'd think that someone would be able to think of it after that many hints lol even if you weren't religious.

[dmitryp13]

I wouldn't blame her.

She would expect the caller to know something this obvious, and she couldn't possibly think it would be that obvious.

I think if you look at it from her side, she is not that dumb.

Still kinda funny.

[LadyVictim]

Obviously you all realize it's the Bible because you are aware that this is a prank. Imagine if you just called up randomly to find a book. The pieces of information he gave her make no sense when pieced together like that. She was probably working, not counting on being pranked, and just trying to figure out what the hell they were talking about. In situations like that, even very simple things become confusing. I don't think she's stupid, she was just caught off guard.

[lewisner]

So how long have you been working at that bookstore LadyVictim?

[doomie61]

what a name for a store.. OMG

[fatalmate12]

wot a stuped twat hahahahahhahhahahahahhahaha

[HammandClov]

wow, I got it when he said it old and new. I think everyone would've known it just by that.

[AkeakamaiTheFirst]

*LMAO* I've never even read the Bible and I knew immediately what they were asking about. That was hysterical :)

[drphil0123]

wow. she's definitly one of the dumbest women alive

[Candyclouds143]

Lmfao. Oh, thats great. :p

[christopher7murphy]

There's implyed knowledge when a clerk is helping a customer,she figures you already know the book is religious. Everyitem in that store is.She askedeverything posible to try to get thecustomer tohelp her helphim. Also, there is morethan one version of the bible.Authors use names and parallels from the bible to tell a story.Her mindwas racing to fit thebook thecustomer wanted-her job was to help,and the customer was out to find a fool.This videoproved that retailclerks have the patience of Job.

[MiseryFukkz]

How could you not know?

My 6 year old cousin would know he was talking about the Bible.

[bluwooforme]

oh of course,its just dawned on me, he was looking for the butt fuck a christian advanced sex guide.

[xadeleix]

O 4 fuckz sake. How thick can u b. 4 fuckz sake. She's a disgrace 2 all us women. She's a disgrace but... she's so fucking hilarious. LMAO

[lusciousphilippa]

Technically speaking...there are other books which paraphase the Bible and are in fact, story books. So, this is partly ounfair on this lady. YES, first thing which comes to most people's brains is the Bible, but remember, she works in a bookstore...LEAVE her ALONE!

[WandererTheLost]

NEVER!

[blkcountrygrl101]

~hey boys~

[newmeat123]

the bible!

[Sims2Fanatic101]

LOL!

[0102186]

Wow DUMB you are! ROFL

[judg3r89]

y undestand the woman, y don't think someone wold bee so stupit not to know the bible, she probably was confuze...

[JamieWBread]

Only use for people like you is to show how dumb some people are

[StarGSB]

"i'll look it up"

i bet she would dity slag :P

[Buzzibeeboy]

I'm a guy and you're serously are a bitch and a bastard

[81Sparhawk]

OMG... unbelievable... really unbelievable!!! Even a 5 yrs old child would have understood it was the Bible!!! I'm still laughing

[Wolfdogqueen]

oh lawd, what a thick shit! xDDDD

[joshster89]

soud effricken hawhaw

[ZukaROBLOX]

And with ideas like that, the only use for you is in hell.

[baseballbud76]

HMMMMMMMM mabey the BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!

[drakio99]

CUM ...

[Lacks87]

its the bible! i knew right when he said luke lol

[Haoyunlong]

wow what a dumb person o.o.... that gives me the new meaning of idiot right there

[lealaaax3]

oh god shes dumb

[zigfried00]

Proof Jesus died in vain...

[hoitos]

her mother language isn't Enlgish and not everyone was raised as a Christian. I wouldn't have known what book it was....

[ninsobeans]

Yes and maybe that's why you don't work in a Christian book store afterall.

[GunzNRoses88]

if you work at a christian book store you should probably know what the bible is.....its like working at a music store and not knowing what a guitar is.....

[ghostmajor]

A very good example. xD

[jesslovezyou]

bible xD

[nakia97]

only a woman

[x3clm]

okay the floating zoo part should have given it away!

[sweetrussian6]

im not christian and i knew it..

[maddni]

Haha me 2 dude, i knew when he actuly said "it comes in two parts"

[AidyGingerBeard]

fucking tard

[JimNifter13]

...how sad...

[crazyguh93]

OMG!!!

My mom and I just called the christian bookstore we own, and on of the workers just did the same thing.....LOL!!!

[iczer19287]

a girl i know asked how to spell RSPCA the other day, do i win?

and i'm not lieing either, deadly serious

[marilynmanson25]

holy fuck, how stupid can you get!!! even a satanist would know that its the bible!!!

[archieb1995]

wat the fuck does satanic peaple have to do with anything?!?!

[fortunecookiesucks]

CUM books. xD Do they ejaculate in all their products?

[anton19861986]

Amazing.

[cshirleen]

Funny and sad

[qazzaq12345mania]

1 thing's 4 sure: she doesnt read the bible

[playeh8er]

its the flipin bible

[gingerjodie1991]

george where do you get these

[mehandas]

She isn't that stupid. The description was kind of stupid though.

[qazzaq12345mania]

its a prank stupid

[mehandas]

A stupid prank ,you mean.

[AtorusTube]

the description had some major points in it, anybody who knows about their religion, or even if they dont, would know exactly what it is, i would have got it from the "its split into two parts" or whatever he said

so stop sticking up for thick shits and trying to justify it ;)

[mehandas]

Um the description given would have been only good for someone who only knew a bit about christianity but to someone who knows much more and on so many books written on it is more excusable for them not realise that it was a silly description if the bible.

[ninsobeans]

Oh come on. Lets say you work at a normal book store and somebody said, "There's this book about a boy named Harry and I think he does magic and goes to a school for magic." You'd know what book it is even if you know about all litarature. And how many other books out there are written about a Joseph, Mark, Luke and John with a miracle worker who walks on water.

[sharkring]

You misspelled "literature", dipshit.

[garym1991]

The bible you muppet hahaha

[Xeferah]

Bwah, this is kinda mean. If you don't get the hint you never get the joke. If you know a bit about the bible, you would know that the parts he mentioned are is only a minor fraction of the bible.

Also, because English changed many names to a more symplistic form, it will be very hard to figure out what he means if you are used to the bible in a different language:

Example in my language: Johannus --> John.

Quite different, he ? ;-)

Nevertheless, very funny :-D

[The0Hex101]

lololoolloolololol

[Zanomatt]

Matthew, Mark, Luke, AND John! ROFL

What a MARRRROOOOOON! Man...what kind of CHRISTIAN is this? I think that lady is a front for Islamic Extremists...They wouldn't know the Bible!

[ikserg3]

or normal Muslims, or Normal Jews, or normal anybody who isn't Christian...including Buddhists, Hindus, Shintoists, etc...

[jordanhoffy]

cum

[cxbljoey16]

that girl is really dum

[TheBigGameHunter1]

Try the fiction section.

[DelMonteOnSteroids]

most amazing comment EVEEEEEEERRRR

[thirdstream]

I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!

She is DOFFFFF...DAMN!!

[OuKrokodil]

Jissie man, she's dof!!! NEE MAN!!!

[AndyJumpx]

Omg dude, your videos are bloody awsome!

omg the old and new part gives it away totally