How to Waste $3.8 Million Dollars

[poopy50832]

you are not funny......you are a cocksmoker

[wakinghealer]

@poopy50832 How do you smoke cock????

[ViralVideosMusic]

they just went on a 4 milliion dollar vacation

[Staychill1588]

Ha funny even back in 2009

[liblu61]

Ooooommmmmmggggggg iiiiiiiiitttttttsssssss

Mmmmyyyyyyyyyy

Bbbbbbbiiiiirrrrttttthhhhdddda­aayyy

[thetezz0001]

i just se a few of your vid's and im gonna subscribe all ready, your funny as fuk mate.

[cameforthevids]

ha .. i remember this episode

[slimshady543ify]

where the fuck was i on CHILDRENS DAY!!!!

[AngelaMs86]

erm I'm just a small town girl

[lannieb123]

hiya sensual girl here just for you baby

[KieshaNevazm515]

mmh Feeling like having a little fun? Come see me and lets talk

[purpliciousj]

what the heck!!!

the ending was weird

[rocket60000]

why the fuck does he talk like this so fucking annoying

[LandSquirrels]

its actually canada day

[coolbluemidnite]

Or just give all the money to me 

[reddexred]

if am gonna pay that much for some va-j-j it should be someones who know what they are fucking doing?? not an amateur!!

[xxxxcoltdaddyxxxx]

your a fag.

[ColoradoGarrett]

who gave taylor lautner a gun? gayyyy movie

[321luvbug123]

this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo stupid 

[TheToxicSoup]

@321luvbug123 your sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo­oo stupid

[bubzyz]

@TheToxicSoup You're*

[TheToxicSoup]

@TheToxicSoup I copy and pasted his comment to prove his stupidity

[KruezCrossKrest]

666 people......

[Twilightrox958]

"By the way black people I love you." That made me laugh (:

[legspasm]

i bet ur names peter file

[L33W41K41]

my bday

[JayceeFK21]

We love you too Phil -3

[Jamessy65]

Ahh. I can honestly say. Phil. You have grown to be quite the " Phill-er in-er " if you get my drift :D

[Dave72584]

Fuck it. I would do that too - he's the President and workring damn hard. Let the man enjoy his time as a Preisdent. I don't give a fuck - taxes suck regardless.

[CossetteXLove]

The ad for this commercial was more interesting then you ,.

[ChickenOwnsMe]

Stop acting like rawywilliamjohnson >:O

[sinisterhunter]

@ChickenOwnsMe oh that's just wrong. Ray has admired phil for years

[TheMepo]

So my dog just fated. How do you feel ABOUT THAT!!!!!

[Zerojimm]

Gotta say that I am unable to be outraged by Obama doin' some fancy eating every so often.

[veniceiceman]

oh and you can watse EVEN MORE money by putting shrimp on treadmil and teaching chinese prostitutes how not to drink SERIOUSLY OBAMA WHY

[veniceiceman]

i miss the old youtube were you didnt need to watch ads before every vid and you could rate 5 stars

[XblackswanXx]

@veniceiceman You wanna pay for Youtube? cause the ads are the only thing that keeps it free. so suck it up.

[Kadishona]

@veniceiceman You watch ads? I am from Europe and there are no ads anywhere in YouTube unless in some VEVO videos there are some banners around the video.

[CainmosniMirrored]

This guy is a douche. Ragging on janitors. It is honest work and it serves a purpose unlike this idiots video's. Do you want to go into a public place or your place of work and see a mess or GOD FORBID have to clean yourself. Didn't think so. Until then quit ragging on janitors.

[Dinoxaurs]

I love how I can't click annotations with the new video player. :l

[AznTotemBoi]

Lol at sink obama commercial ._____.

[BassmasterD]

How to waste millions? Ask Nicholas Cage

[xWolfyChanx]

Why does he stop and restart the camera so many times? Its like every second hes sitting in a different spot.......

[meowtothemax]

@xWolfyChanx You mean the jump cuts? The single most common editing device used in casual Youtube videos? I promise you, Sxephil is not the worst offender.

[scottwebb]

This guys job is to get you to accept what's coming

[lindamaca1]

vv you people need to grow some balls vv

[davedecosta705]

fag

[supermation374]

ur a dick

[iDuAssassin1]

fukin great webisode???? population control is a great thing btw, india and china need to do it more :D also yes yes obama spending a shit ton of tax payer dollars and tax payer paid for air force 1 is a complete fucking waste of money, get some fuckin McDs or some shit. seriously pepple that have no grasp on the value should not be allowed to become polticians

[csalaza0905]

I only liked this for the "reason not to go to church," comment.

[DAISYDUKESnRAINBOOTS]

" pun intended and yes it was a good one" ..... lol

[OddySutrisno]

dude, chill take a breath

[whoo689]

How to waste $3.8 Million: Give SxePhil, RWJ, etc., ad revenue.

[Mantajourneys]

dollars dollars

[denakamiel]

I was eating Mac n Cheese during this video.

[thegothcook]

My sister said that when the doctor cuts up the baby :( AND i don't understand if u don't want the baby don't kill it I think that very sad when doctor kill baby just cuz the mom don't want it FIND the baby a good home then don't kill it :'(

[Opaiiti]

@sxephil you looke even gayer here!

[k8ie25]

Cant believe you said you loved black people so as not to offend but then never retracted/apologized for the comment about most women giving away their virginity for half a bottle of jack!

[IEatHarlots]

@k8ie25 Why should he apologize that? Plenty of girls do that

[GreenTreeFrog]

I've heard that people who have late-term abortions are people who wanted to keep the baby, but found out about a defect that would make it so that their child-to-be could not survive. Those kind of defects are not something that you can know about early and they're really very sad. It's not just parents being lazy like most people assume.

[bobinwarrior]

Do you not think Obama does do a very difficult and stressful job and deserves some luxury. Btw I'm not American

[furvert1988]

@bobinwarrior No. Btw I am American.

[chain999999]

ur awsome, in ur talking speed, and your anti-emerican attitude Hectic (HECT)

[ConstantineRobbins]

yuo hade dead shark eyyes D:

[Earthmoover]

I think this is kind of silly arguing about Obama taking a helicopter to dinner. George Bush took more vacation then any other president in history (using air force one, helicopters, and limos) while putting us into debt. No one cared about that, but because Obama is liberal people act like this is some horrid offense he is doing just to screw the american people over.

[wolffromsteam]

@Earthmoover ...did you know ombam spent more money than any other president ever

[Earthmoover]

@wolffromsteam really I didn't know that because I read the US treasury report and it shows Ggeorge Bush increasing the national debt by 4.521 trillion dollars in one term, an increase in our debt of 20.7%. It also shows Obama at 3.5 trillion dollars. It also shows George Bush increasing federal spending by 12.7% in his last term while Obama REDUCED federal spending by about 5% in two years alone. So I should probably disregard these facts since you obviously know the truth...

[CinnamonSlayer]

@Earthmoover THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS. I don't know if you noticed but quit blabbing about Bush. He's not president any more, and even if he did ruin the economy, Obama isn't making it any better by spending our damn money. So shove a waffle down your throat and suck up to your king.

[TheSupaTwinkie]

@Earthmoover ITS CUZ HES BLACK >:C

[870Slager]

@Earthmoover

bottom line, Obama and Bush suck

[victornsy78]

@Earthmoover I think economy is everyone's business ... if it's expensive it's

because the people aren't spending right. World leader can't control how you

spend your money ... economy is consumer mostly and mostly consumer

overspent.

[MonkeyManFsU]

@Earthmoover Hey haha dont be cynical, they are both wrong for using tax payer money. So instead of you trying to blame other people, why dont you come up with a way to fix that problem? First you do have to acknowledge the problem, yes Obama was wrong now so was Bush for using tax payer money, dont play the blame game like a child. Fix the issue like a parent.

[randomriter1]

I love at 1:40, so very true

[TheNesbittNation1]

P.S. Not trying to troll

Just stating my opinion

[TheNesbittNation1]

I think the man running our country should be able to go out to dinner with his wife every now and then. Oh no Obama spent a whole 250 dollers!!!!! That will really impact our trillions and trillions of dollers of debt.

[ieumlikemuzik]

@TheNesbittNation1 It doesn't matter what he spent. It's the fact that he DID spend OUR money. And our trillions and trillions of dollars in debt, is also, because of him.

[Aerbear23]

what i like about you and your show is ur super frank but at the same time ur not afraid to show that you're a good person.

[KatelBug1993]

Dude he's black he should definitely be "Mac N' Cheesing it" not being racist I love my black peeps just not the Obama peep in particular you can make the argument he is a royal doucher

[DaProOneTwoThrizzle]

he's THE president... i dunno about you, but if -I- was the president, shit would be going down... >_>

[Ted7864]

This video should be called how to waste 2:52 of your life

[Reeko1337]

I don't mean to be a nitpicky bunghole, but whatever plane (or helicopter) the President is in is automatically Air Force One.

[nicoleniki421]

Mah

[XxGenociidalxX]

Gradualreport is better than him!

[DUSTYgoat1]

ha aids joke

[ALazyDawg]

David choi is really pissing me off

[starcraftisausome]

church sucks except for the bitches and i do mean bitches beyond the smiles it all bitches

[Bieber4everz]

Haha his laugh at 1:16 love it!!!

[DarthLukesDude]

His helicopter is called Marine one.

[SaddlebredLovee]

I like the way he says I love you XD

[GLOCKi3]

if i was her dad i would buy her virginity then when she has sex with her boyfriend, id sue him for theft :)

[cc4193]

dud you are hellarius but a question woud you fuck megan fox just to give her aids

[EpicSpots]

muahahahaha he upped 666 Videos

greez from Devil

[MasterOfFlash92]

@EpicSpots ;D true!

[Tristin471]

no one cares about how u like ur stupid waffles!!!!!!!!!

[TheWarlacozte]

i know get a mac

[ToniDerAlbaner]

dude you are so gay stop doing vids !

[webcam1213]

black people love you too

[G0neguy]

2 virgins....both free....I WIN!

[Truck3451]

3.8 million for a virgin....I bet you could get it in Mexico for 20 buck and a taco.

[chargerfighter1]

@Truck3451

Hey, I guess that Mexico has their values straight, food and money rather than sex and tangible belongings.

[titotrampas]

@Truck3451 or stick it an randys ass for free

[idontcare987]

@Truck3451 A prostitute yeah, a virgin nope!

[scarli100]

@Truck3451 LMAO LOL LOL !!

[PensFan30]

Listen Mikevengeace1987 could you please shut the fuck up. I looked at your channel and apparently you love to hate on phil. Damn get a life you fuckin loser. Has he ever done anything to you that you had to make a youtube channel just to bash phil. Douchebag.

[MikeyVengeace1987]

I actually hate you, your eyes are beady, your voice and accent are absolutely horrid, your opinions are shallow and clearly influenced by main stream media. I find you repulsive in every way. Sxephil, you are the Sarah Palin of youtube.

[TJTrumpet9]

I find you very douche like because you tell janitors have yet to find a job...and yet you have yet to finish college...typical democratic bitch....

[Fucksvensker]

This should have been titled "How to waste 2:52 mins". Fucker

[tunney101]

I really really want to punch you in the fuckin face you ugly fuck

[joshjrgong1]

@tunney101 facepalm

[tunney101]

@joshjrgong1 shut up

[XxT0NExX]

fuck ur vid u have no life im only taking time to tell u thank me later u suck this is why we have cable

[SeventhSun]

How to waste 3.8 million dollars. It won't be on you, thanks.

[TheArzonite]

how to waste 3.8 million $?? GIVE THEM TO ME!!!!

[HumanGameGuide]

JUST FUCKING THUMBS ME UP.

[Jooohannesable]

it would be more fun to buy her virginity and ceep it, till the end of her life.... well, then again, sex is nice

[mynameaborat993]

@Jooohannesable Ceep it?

lolol

[thestarwarsinthemist]

@Jooohannesable 100th person to thumbs it up >:)

[lomisbest]

Why do people beg for thumb ups?

thumbs up if you agree

[lomisbest]

Stop @ 0:07

LoL

[Ieatedurhamster]

Except for the late term abortions when they realize the baby is going to die anyway or the mothers life is endangered.

[ifeelrelaxed]

Whatthefuckery..

[GiRisMyBysh]

haha that 67 year old is now 69 XD

[ProfessorWonder]

@GiRisMyBysh

Wrong, he died the day before this was recorded.

[GiRisMyBysh]

@ProfessorWonder but still XD

[MrAgisma]

haha its true the guy with aids will not get raped

[ArgoniaMMORPG]

@MrRobuck BP is European tyvm don't put the blame on the US

[brianuthran]

air force one is the title of ANY craft that the presedent  is on!

[mattofblades1]

That is bull, obama is all for taxes and welfare but then he wants to fuel a jet for a date? Makes me think i should get a nobama bumper sticker....

[unlock4all]

visits misophones . com

[Sivor]

PHIL I LOVE YOU!!!

[rastafari415]

this guy is a fucking faggot

[MiSSiNDiGO101]

AWWWW I'M BLACK AND I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!

[Fleshrike]

Uh, I only just watched this one, but for reference...

The airforce refers to anything the president is on by renaming it Airforce 1 until he's off of it.

[animationmusicvideo]

ok thats like buying a can of air duster then using it too get high and accidently killing your self.

1. theres a warning lable telling you not to do that.

2. theres no proof saying he droped his hat, hell for all we know he was trying too commit suicide.

3. the only way they can sue is if the kid cant read and even then his parents shouldve been watching him

[animationmusicvideo]

this guy reminds me of sienfield .....except someones watching

[FortPiment]

Nice kitchen.

[IMAFIRINMYLAZERMAN77]

I love how Phil just tells the news like it is! I wish more people would do that :)

[elvee88]

hey phil, whatever flying machine obama is in is known as air force one, so you were right to begin with ;)

[hiBriannaJones]

it's Good to be black :)

[Kougeki1000]

Phil was funnier back in the day.

[LuckeeLappe94]

I miss the old outro :(

[Brysonmdulack]

I hate it when people are like "OMG Obama shouldn't waste our tax dollars and do things like that." You realize that that's how he gets paid right? with tax dollars... just like cops and teachers... Do cops and teachers also have your criticism for "wasting taxpayer dollars"?

[steviewonder417]

hey....I'm pro-choice but come on ladies....that shits fucked up because in the end it's still a life that will never happen! so is it murder?

[FrostedBluePoptart]

@steviewonder417 not murder until it has the first breath. True it wont have a chance at life, but up until it exits the whom, it is considered a parasite.

[666hoodlum]

@FrostedBluePoptart You do realize it's spelled womb, right? Not that I don't agree with you, just uhh...Yeah.

[FrostedBluePoptart]

@666hoodlum I did it as a pun, you know "To whom it may concern and blah blah" Sorry i thought it was clever.

[Joekaintion]

@FrostedBluePoptart wait..no no no. its when it has its 1st heartbeat that it is considered alive

[TraumaTrae]

@steviewonder417

Quote: "A life that will never happen"

The end of a life is murder.

[BigBossSonic]

i heard that at the end. "he's deffinately not sexy!" that made me laugh. :)

[Aeberon]

No, he should be allowed to. I don't know why he got bullshit for taking a helicopter. It's not like the secret service would've let him take a bus.

[TerorB10]

@MrRobuck it isn't owned by americans, it has shareholders worldwide including both in america and britain

[aaron4801]

lol. Back when you didn't have the fancy HD camera. Good times :)

[DarkJoker7]

@MrRobuck americans have money in its stock...however it is not an american company the people that run it are the rich guys over in the middle east...americans don't own enough stock to control it

[c2monke]

Any aircraft the president is in is labeled "Air Force One".

[ZZSpecialK]

@c2monke uh, yea, not true. helicopters are actually given the "Marine One" designation. Nice try though bud

[c2monke]

@ZZSpecialK Sorry, History Channel is teaching me lies again...

[HiddenTriagram]

@ZZSpecialK

Actually, ALL marine corps air vehicles that have the president in it are called "Marine One". The same is said for "Air Force one", any Air Force aircraft with the president receives that designation.

[Davemercd]

@MrRobuck Which is why it is called British Petroleum.

[MissChikki777]

June 1st is my birthday... lol

[youtuckin]

it is OK if he goes on a date. that is a non existent percentage of the 3.5 trillion dollar budget.

[pakistani97]

and urnt sxy (:<

[pakistani97]

phil UR AN IDIOT U F@GG0T

[penguinato23]

Shit, I'd "mac-n-cheese" it any day rather than have to spend the whole day doing nothing but hanging out with the exact same woman I do pretty much the exact same thing with every other day...

[blkswimmer]

@BortkaBrosStudios

Doctors don't cause abortions, PARENTS do.

There is nothing on EARTH can do to convince me to abort my child.

If you disagree,, please proportion blame-

Parents 50% Doctor 50%

Parents 60% Doctor 40%

Parents 99% Doctor 1%

I don't blame the movie theater for bad movies. If the theater doesn't play the movie, someone else will.

[EzioAuditoreish]

no no... spend all you want. God forbid you pay attention to the some trillion dollars we own china

[keeosiska]

geh sterben missgeburt

[viktorflax]

why the fuck do you keep cut the clips, fucking annoying 

[deathonaburrito2]

Obama knows how to waste 3.8 million.

Hell, he's a champ at wasting billions.

[GoddessOfTheVirtues]

@deathonaburrito2 Bush did trillions. Obama's got some catching up to do....