Cotton Eyed John

[rgreedj]

Dave has a hat on his shirt. He's obviously actually Dirk.

[RaintailxX0Eee]

oh man dave is shreddin that fuckin banjo

[DeathByZombiez]

KxJ foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rr

[MISSLADYJUGGERNAUT]

Sometimes I dance like John XDD

[Werewolflover11234]

lol my friend said this is turtle mans song

[TheMusicalMegan]

I love doing this dance at 4-H camp... Now whenever I dance to it again, I shall think of this!

[LepordGirlXD]

Cant...breath...too...much...a­aaaah!

[puppylover41925]

oh gog this song. they play it at every school dance and we all just fail. the DJ re-teaches us the dance EVERY time even though we ALL know it. these guys, THEY MAKE IT WORK

[Rachelsama44]

OH MY GOD DAVE. OH MY GOD KARKAT WEARING A DRESS. OH MY GOD JOHN HUGGING KARKAT. WHAT IS AIR. WHAT IS LIFE.

[erinaceousChicken]

i... love this... song...

[billcosbyrulezzz9988]

==> Dave: Banjo Solo

[TheSignlessTroll]

Cotton Eyed Joestuck.

[SonicTHnerd]

EPIC WIN.KARKAT IN A DRESS

[Elijah668]

he and tis troll how cute

[Lunarous]

son of a bitch I forgot was air was

[speedyExpertist]

Weststuck?!?

[Kamithefluffy]

@WhyLimeTime i know xD

i just thought he would sound....cool

like his coolness

[NegativeTillNight]

New Dave headcanon.

[XenaTheAlienChick]

D--> yeeeeeehaw!!!!!! lolz gotta love this song :3 and the dance that john did at the end lolz!

[MsSydBunny]

*sigh* now everyone think that people from Houston talk like this -.- just gonna state something, I'm from Houston, no one has that kinda accent. We actually make fun of people who talk like that. Still love this vid though!(:

[WhyLimeTime]

@MsSydBunny

Hehe, it's no different than the "Canadian" accent idea that gets applied to me. Just have fun with it ^-^

[CrsnCheez]

REd eyed ninjas caught in Haijo...

[QueenNightmareMoon]

what is air

[RainbowShank]

Karkat is..."Married"?? e 0 e

Holy shit. You learn something new every day.

/SHOT/

[loudspeakerist]

@RainbowShank yEs. To My MoThErFuCkEn AsS. >:o)

[gamzeemakara132]

dave will always have this accent ...

[NekiiFTW]

//This// is how to properly ship Johnkat.

[Yukichan65]

KK knows he wants John's sexy country ass XD

[shadowthenutjob]

... LOL

[Sorreltail768]

Woot,hillbilly moment,eheh,just like my grandparents*sighs*

[Sorreltail768]

P.S. nice dress,kk.it looks good on you :3

[Sorreltail768]

Do YOU have something against The country people B|

also,funny video

[Dumbledorathexplora]

0:08

DEY BE JAMMIN :p

[AngelNicholson]

It's going to be a good week before I can look at Karkat without gigglesnorting now.

This was pretty damn hilarious, I love you, man.

In the most unawkward way possible.

[KunoichiKazuko]

ya dave u rock dat banjo

[rebelious125]

karkats probebly like ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!

[iloverocklee123456]

This makes me want to rp southern bell!Karkat..

[chasetheflareon]

i am a proud texan.

[NekiiFTW]

He's from Texas, everyone. Dave proved his manly right here, right now.

[DjMutalisk]

dave is a banjo prodigy

[bonzwaygo]

it feels borderline canon some how...

[2wagBiitch]

why do i wanna cosplay that karkat..

[babygirl30nj]

Oh fuck, where is it?

Where's my shit?

I think I lost it!

[RiiKirkland]

what's the song called? I pretty like it

[ccsindil]

There is only one thing I can say about this video, and that is.. LMFAO!

[fleshpocket]

Where did you get this version of the song?! i have been listening to this song so many times in the past half hour, you don't even know, but i cant find the rednex version with daves part in it anywhere!

[kikiroxshiki]

PFFFFFFFFT XD WE HAVE TO SQUARE DANCE TO THIS AT SCHOOL NEVER AGAIN WILL I THINK OF IT THE SAME WAY

[emberwing13]

Karkat..

you look beautiful!

[twinArmageddons2]

kk what are you doiing.

[kibblesgirl]

Dave head cannon voice. *w*

[Sporegirl34]

[S] Karkat, John and Dave: Let out your inner Texan

[PaulaNeko69]

WUT.

[santoys98]

YuS!

[VictoriaHansonVEVO]

[S] Karkat be the ballerina:

[TalkingSeaUrchin]

WAT

[IBEBOMBMAN]

/flipping shit over here out of loss of words and odd sense of happiness

[Sabertoothy12]

Also-

I now know my purpose in life

It was to watch this

[Lily124578]

at the banjo part his chin moves (,,,p v p,,,)

[MissGreenfyre]

... What did I just watch... ???

[NitrogenMiracle]

If you said this with John it would be....

IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYED JOHN

I'D-A BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME ALONG

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

WHERE DID YA GONE?

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, COTTON EYED JOHN?

....It still works.

[CherryBubbly34]

WHAT IS AIR? XDDDD

Also, Texan pride, Dave! <3

[Sabertoothy12]

WAIT WAIT WAIT.

.....

Why is Karkat in a dress? XD

[oHaiAly]

i lost it at John doing the ho down. BWAHHAHAH! IM CRYING! OH GOG!! XD

[999GuardianAngel]

Love this Animation, Love the Song, Love the group.. Bets of all, Rednex are from Sweden Like ME :D

[kneesocksstocking]

I like this too much

[MukuRaven]

OH MY GOD. THIS SONG BRINGS BACK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL MEMORIES. It was a awful dance. Sweat was flying everywhere, and boys were looking up skirts.

[RagingShiningWit]

@MukuRaven What the fuck kind of dance was that?

[kitwish]

@MukuRaven Oh god, I remember that! Haha, everybody was always paired up with those they hated, too xD

[Gigaman1245]

@MukuRaven Reminds me when we had those parades with cheerleaders, I was just a little boy and had a pervert friend, and he pointed out that the girl wasn't wearing panties and we could look up her skirt.

[SandvichEqualsTasty]

@MukuRaven I'm so sorry, but I have to say it.

I didn't know Equius went to your elementary school.

-shot-

[AnimeCrazee13]

@MukuRaven I don't know what dance YOU guys did, but there was no skirt-peeking at my elementary school. I hear ya about the sweat though, but it was so much fun! :D

[NaraNaraJapan]

The banjo + Dave = AWESOME. Dave is totally a banjo player.

[cheekytosspot]

THIS IS STUPID

but I love it! 

[SollaceLux]

NOW WHATCHOO SAY?

Y'ALL SAY WHAT?

OH GOD I'M CRYING.

[nancyxkarenBFFs]

I lost my shit right at the beginning... Oh my god. xD

[Koolkevk]

John looks like Chuckie Finster.

[CPJThunde]

I laughed so loud that I woke everyone in my house up. It's 4 AM XDDD

[iluvsora123]

@CPJThunde did the same thing last night...think I even woke up the neighbor's dog. XD

[CPJThunde]

@iluvsora123 XD I am not alone :B

[RyokoUri]

You don't know how happy this makes me.

It makes me throughly happy...

[SpadedDominic]

Dave lives in Dallas as explained in Homestuck. Sadly, this is my new Headcanon voice for Dave. DDD:::

[Lucky7Spark]

@SpadedDominic No, I believe it was Houston where they clarified Dave might've lived. ^-^''

[SpadedDominic]

@Lucky7Spark woops. thanks xD

[SugarPaw123]

0:48 epic chin twitch

[PrincessAngstYT]

Oh gog YES!

[PrincessAngstYT]

@PrincessAngstYT Karkat in dress = My life complete. Play that sexy banjo, Dave! Play it!! xD

[AkatsukiCerberus]

That... Was beautiful.

[DerpDerpDerification]

Dave actually lives in Houston, Texas.

I never paid that fact any mind until now.

Dave will forever have a Texan accent in my head, now.

[MotokoIsMe112]

@DerpDerpDerification

Ironic accent.

[Tackington]

@DerpDerpDerification GODDAMMIT. FUCK YOU

[Dylainn]

@DerpDerpDerification OH MY GOD I LIVE IN HOUSTON, TEXAS.

[karufox]

@DerpDerpDerification what is a Texan accent? XD im Texan and i have no accent

[TheOtakuSun]

@DerpDerpDerification nobody in Houston had a texan accent.

[AeroCodex]

Karkat... Karkaaaaaat

Dance the Dance.

The Dance of HATRED.

[MyCookieRomance]

Dave having a southern accent.

HEADCANON.

[rowancerberus]

And suddenly I like this song again after HATING THE SHIT OUT OF IT FOR YEARS.

Homestuck does some weirdass things to a person.

[00madbox00]

I started crying from laughing so hard. I'm sitting here crying with a huge smile on my face.

[Sabertoothy12]

W-why is Karkat in a..dress?

I-I like itttt

[Reseaked]

Play it Dave, play it ironically.

[kellster867]

Karkat looks so uncomfortable. I LOVE IT. XD

[whalewithay]

...why?

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

Oh my gog, Dave. DANCE HARDER.

[Insanelyinane]

Where did you come from?

where have you gone?

Where did you come from, Cotton eyed John?

Where did you come from?

Where have you gone?

Where did you come from, Cotton eyed John?

XD

[kreo45]

is it weird that the entire time, I had these homosexuals doing the linedance? WEIRD SHIT GOES ON IN THIS MIND, I TELL YE.

[samgabriellove23]

I find this much more amusing amusing than I probably should.

I love them all.

Especially Karkat wearing a dress. <3

[darknamine12]

The one dislike must be Karkat since he didn't want to be in a dress on youtube lol

[UchihaBloodspill]

LMFAO KARKAT

[BloodsPromises]

I'm from TN. I'm in Alabama right now. I can't stop giggling. Yes.

[LoZWWisawesome]

@BloodsPromises I'm from Alabama at home right now and THIS.

[TammyTheDevil03]

Oh my GOD.

Marry me.

[0BucketMask0]

John's dance and 12 seconds in...best thing...in the entire world...

[gaaraneeds2lol]

AW WOOKIT DA WIDDLE KARKITTY IN DA WIDDLE DWESS, ISN'T HE PRECIOUS? x33

[CloudedRain1331]

we all say what

[hannahtill21]

0_0

[Roxann1234]

John, why must you be so adorkable?

[doseusa]

Karkat looks so Sexy

[ChibiDevii]

@doseusa IKR!!!! ;)

[doseusa]

@ChibiDevii Thanks for stalking me AGAIN, Candice :o

[ChibiDevii]

@doseusa HEY, I POSTED THIS COMMENT FIRST BEFORE THAT OTHER ONE.

[doseusa]

@ChibiDevii OH U.

[ChibiDevii]

@doseusa DERP. get on fb... 

[arbitraryGamblignant]

My favorite parts are when I see Karkat in that dress.

... it just kills me. XD

[KittennPajamas]

Also Dave's glitchy banjo playing is the best way to play a banjo.

[Ifer30]

@KittennPajamas It's what really makes this video for me.

[KittennPajamas]

I always giggle when I watch this

I giggle HARD

[Wildclaw003]

I love johns epic high kicking

And Dave

You fucking blew my mind with your banjo and your accent

[Davestrider100]

And um 0:50 looks REALY WRONG!!! :P

[Davestrider100]

it would be purely ironic if that's what Dave actually sounded like XD!!!

[PsiTriforce]

Dear lord, as I was watching this, I tried to rip off the skin of my face due to the intense adorable animation.

[AncientCupcake]

Dave participated for purely ironic reasons.

[TheSoulEaterBeliever]

Yes Dave.

Let your inner Texan run wild.

Flaunt that accent, play that banjo.

...This is absolutely incredible.

[Colorcian]

DUDE THIS IS..... WONDERFULL ;A;

[love2watchanime]

I'm curious, what animation program do you use?

[BrizyBDarling]

@love2watchanime This was animated with Flash CS4

[itsme123456789100]

@BrizyBDarling what version is this, it has the "wut you say, y'all say what?".

[andieemo25]

@BrizyBDarling loks like flipnotes e.e

[bunnybackinthebox]

i love this :D

[rockymarley]

why? why must you help me procrastinate writing my paper!? Gah! Stop being so amazing!! Wait....don't stop!

[LypiAna]

this is amazing :B

[123TMB321]

i murdered the replay button C<

[DanuskaGPP]

I already reblogged on tumblr but this has got to be one of the best Homestuck Videos ever fhasdkafs