When you create chuck norris their is a alternate ending. Chuck Roundhouses kicks Dagon back to Oblivion. Martin rules as emporer and everything is fine. They destroy the amulet of kings anyway. You don't need Gods when you have Chuck.
OMG! Please, Chuck Norris, don't kill me! I accidently when searched for the video typed ''How to make Fuck Norris in Oblivion'' PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME!!!!!
Chuck norris's Nose bridge is an actual bridge, To make up for that stupid comment heres a good one
Chuck norris once got a girl pregnant after phone sex
Chuck norris's roundhouse kick is an optical illusion it isn't actually his right foot hitting you in the face. Its his left foot turning the world so your face hits it.
@MegaCerealeater its pretty good i guess for oblivion because it looks a little bit like em but if i seen him without sombody telling me whos hes supposed to be i would have never guessed
CHUCK NORRIS KILLS ALL BECAUSE HE IS THE ULTIMATE BEING PROOF IS WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT CHUCK SAID SAY PLEASE AND NOW WE LEAVE YOU WITH A PASSAGE FROM THE BOOK OF NORRIS .... As Chuck Approached the gods he said to them Bow Down to the Omnipotent Being Now Known As the Great the Lord Chuck. He then gave them the basic Foundations of Human life. He Told them to "Build them in My Image". They Bowed in Disbelieve to this Unnatural being. Then they sang as we percieve as Hallelujah Amen
CHUCK NORRIS KILLS ALL BECAUSE HE IS THE ULTIMATE BEING PROOF IS WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT CHUCK SAID SAY PLEASE AND NOW WE LEAVE YOU WITH A PASSAGE FROM THE BOOK OF NORRIS .... As Chuck Approached the gods he said to them Bow Down to the Omnipotent Being Now Known As the Great the Lord Chuck. He then gave them the basic Foundations of Human life. He Told them to "Build them in My Image". They Bowed in Disbelieve to this Unnatural being. Then they sang as we percieve as Hallelujah Amen
Is there anyway to fix the skin texturing problems in the character creation. I know about bringing the forehead slider all the way to the left, but is that the only thing? Is there any mod for the 360 that can fix this so I can create older looking characters. Especially the females, its hard to randomize one without a 5 o'clock shadow AND still look good.
@darknessofsauske He died dude, at 67. His heart failed, and well. That was the end of him. So, take that.. he's not God. It was obvious he wasn't but this is just the salt in the wounds for all of those who thought so. Although I do mourn his passing, he was pretty awesome. :P
there was once nothing and chuck norris. eventually, Chuck Norris got tired of that nothing and roundhoused it in the face and told it to get a job. that is the story of the universe.....
lol...i think the only fault in Character Creation...- You can't choose a variety of beards, like make it longer etc...texture of hair...but it's still a great game, i just started it..im making a new acc, looking for character customization tips ...good classes etc
this is a good game but the "loading area" thing pisses me off cn any one help. (xbox)
fuzzyhead226991998 4 weeks ago
@fuzzyhead226991998 Elder Scroll games are PC ports, so that means Xbox/PS3 get much more slower loading times.
Uriel6178 3 weeks ago
I once made a chuck Norris character but then I took and arrow to the knee
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slabymkus 1 month ago
Oh look, it's Chuck Norris' demented half brother, Suck Ballsack,
killallman 1 month ago
When you create chuck norris their is a alternate ending. Chuck Roundhouses kicks Dagon back to Oblivion. Martin rules as emporer and everything is fine. They destroy the amulet of kings anyway. You don't need Gods when you have Chuck.
Nitrousoxidification 3 months ago 3
the only reason chuck norris didnt escape couse chuck norris didnt want to escape
freddyk1997 4 months ago
this guy does a bad job on Chuck Norris
RussianArmy100 5 months ago
at night the dark brotherhood check there closet for chuck norris
xkronic69knightx 5 months ago
chuck norris isnt afraid of mehrunes dagon....
mehrunes dagon is afraid of chuck norris......
xkronic69knightx 5 months ago
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT NEED LOCKPICK HE'LL JUST ROUNHOUSE KICK THE DOOR INTO THE REALM OF OBLIVION
spoonassassin32 5 months ago 3
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ERV7081 6 months ago
Bruce Lee put Chuck Norris in prison. Only he could of done it.
Severepwner 7 months ago
39,615 people want to be Chuck Norris...including me.
Severepwner 7 months ago
When all of Cyrodil is doomed... one man will step up and answer the call...
Chuck Norris... Ooooo Yea! (Stewie Voice)
PanuSurvivalGuide 7 months ago
The other guy in the jail said, "My your a tall one, and strong too... but you can't bend steel now can you"
O only if he knew who he was talking too...
Chuck Norris doesn't have to bend steel, steel bends for Chuck Norris!
PanuSurvivalGuide 7 months ago
@timedragon1 then how will Chuck Norris Find My Master of Sneak + Marksmen?
B1llj3ff 8 months ago
@B1llj3ff your arrow will break when it hits his mighty beard, then he'll walk up to you and break your face
Lajinn6 7 months ago
25 people made chuck norris in oblivion and he jumped out of the screen and kicked their asses for giving him wrong coloured hair
TheBelgianMetal 8 months ago
Chuck Norris is not a martial artist being Chuck Norris is a class
markus45150 9 months ago
Ya agility and speed for Chuck Norris! LOL
kittynamedkitty 9 months ago
Have you ever seen chuck norris? THIS looks NOTHING LIKE HIM!
FranticFreaker 9 months ago
Chuck Norris Will never survive against my invisble Master of sneak and Marksman!! muahahahah >:) (im Evil )
B1llj3ff 10 months ago
@B1llj3ff yes he will
timedragon1 8 months ago
OMG! Please, Chuck Norris, don't kill me! I accidently when searched for the video typed ''How to make Fuck Norris in Oblivion'' PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME!!!!!
DaAzisum 10 months ago
@DaAzisum yeah i dont think he'll forgive you!MUHUhahahahaha
Haiderali64 8 months ago
whats the first song called???????????
rozzabayor 11 months ago
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ReadySetGAMING 1 year ago 20
Chuck Norris doesn't need Security. The doors open when he says so...
MrShadowReaper1 1 year ago
Chuck Norris started in jail at the beginning because he killed to many people
MrGordoRegion 1 year ago
He's soooo ugly at 7:51 OMG
killapkz 1 year ago
Chuck Norris doesnt get older its just another year of his existance
Afr0mAn25 1 year ago
Chuck norris's Nose bridge is an actual bridge, To make up for that stupid comment heres a good one
Chuck norris once got a girl pregnant after phone sex
Chuck norris's roundhouse kick is an optical illusion it isn't actually his right foot hitting you in the face. Its his left foot turning the world so your face hits it.
jareth312 1 year ago
Why is Chuck Noris in Jail?
ValenMedia 1 year ago
ffs next time SPEED UP the video, or do not complain about the dislikes...
michel6 1 year ago
chuck norris doesnt need to glitch, his awesomeness creates glitches
MrBlamAlmighty 1 year ago
after that creation the high elfs head is going to blow if he says something
TheInvinciblespartan 1 year ago
It looks like Chuck Norris meets the Geico caveman
WaddleWat 1 year ago
I wanna try and make my Steven Seagal.
4illegalalien 1 year ago
Physically he looks more like Arnold Schwarzenegger.... in his first movies
camikaze95 1 year ago
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camikaze95 1 year ago
OR AT PC
luigidallolio 1 year ago
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIRST SONG? ITS AWESOME...
morfridor 1 year ago
they say that chuck norris shot down a plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling BANG
loldeelol 1 year ago
chuck norris was arrested by chuck norris
OldEmixX 1 year ago
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jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can swim through dry land
yellowhawk90161 1 year ago
i didnt know chuck norris is a nord in oblivion :P
MegaCerealeater 1 year ago
that doesnt look like him
2457rawr 1 year ago
@2457rawr ya well people try i guess
MegaCerealeater 1 year ago
@MegaCerealeater its pretty good i guess for oblivion because it looks a little bit like em but if i seen him without sombody telling me whos hes supposed to be i would have never guessed
2457rawr 1 year ago
How da fuck dare you make him old!He might have lived forever but he's fucking thirty years old,bitch.
HaloCool97 1 year ago
@HaloCool97 Chuck Norris is 70 years old i looked it up he just doesn't look 70
Brockman138 1 year ago
@Brockman138 grr
MegaCerealeater 1 year ago
Anyone know what song that is? : S
Starts at 06:35 min.
I hate when this happens. I get obsessed. The usual googling for lyrics kinda sucks when all i can hear is a "yeeeaah".
boktipset 1 year ago
lol enter a name for the class you are trying to create 9:15
ps2player41 1 year ago
Thanks for the vid! In fact, I started a whole new game just so that I could play as Chuck. FTW!
GREATGOOGOLYMOOGOLY 1 year ago
God,the night elf across the hall isnt gonna say what he was supposed to say
gillece 1 year ago
sneaking is for cowards like red eyed frodo (for all yall dont know him, lol)
phrikaphrak40k 1 year ago
the game is flawed. there is no power greater than chuck norris that would be able to arrest him in the beginning
womboful 1 year ago
@womboful they didnt, they lost too many guards and they made a pact to secretly release him if he killed no more men
phrikaphrak40k 1 year ago
Damn it, I guess its because of the SI but I can't adda beard
FabianJGarza 1 year ago
Chuck Norris never won an Academy Award because he wasn't acting in his action movies.
NipplezGalore 1 year ago
You can't create Chuck Norris! He wil create YOU!
PieterFlyingV 1 year ago
i love this game just as much as i love porn!!
77sillygirl 1 year ago
@77sillygirl and thats sayin something
phrikaphrak40k 1 year ago
You can't make Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris makes himself.
MultiVanished 1 year ago
@MultiVanished pussy
JDBernal82 1 year ago
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CHUCK NORRIS KILLS ALL BECAUSE HE IS THE ULTIMATE BEING PROOF IS WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT CHUCK SAID SAY PLEASE AND NOW WE LEAVE YOU WITH A PASSAGE FROM THE BOOK OF NORRIS .... As Chuck Approached the gods he said to them Bow Down to the Omnipotent Being Now Known As the Great the Lord Chuck. He then gave them the basic Foundations of Human life. He Told them to "Build them in My Image". They Bowed in Disbelieve to this Unnatural being. Then they sang as we percieve as Hallelujah Amen
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CHUCK NORRIS KILLS ALL BECAUSE HE IS THE ULTIMATE BEING PROOF IS WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT CHUCK SAID SAY PLEASE AND NOW WE LEAVE YOU WITH A PASSAGE FROM THE BOOK OF NORRIS .... As Chuck Approached the gods he said to them Bow Down to the Omnipotent Being Now Known As the Great the Lord Chuck. He then gave them the basic Foundations of Human life. He Told them to "Build them in My Image". They Bowed in Disbelieve to this Unnatural being. Then they sang as we percieve as Hallelujah Amen
yddet70 1 year ago
It aint chuck norries with out his beard
superchris250 1 year ago
:D yay someone else who plays this on 360 finnaly put up a video:D
KrazyKlay135 1 year ago
whats the song from 2:50?
GTXMAN 1 year ago
Insane music!
GTXMAN 1 year ago
isnt it smarter to do speed and strenght
kenk9 1 year ago
@kenk9 you can do what ever you want when you create him.
DarkCROWgaming 1 year ago 8
@DarkCROWgaming ok thanks, i thought that hes super strong so strenght needs to go higher :P good video though
kenk9 1 year ago
@DarkCROWgaming Ya its just fun to make the guy
gillece 1 year ago
@kenk9 well i think ur right u should do speed and strengh thats the best
MegaCerealeater 1 year ago
why does his beard aways fuck up i followed everythin you did but it still doesnt work the beard either you cnt see or its red ?
Tibsyboy24 1 year ago
More like Chuck Nordis. :D
Falcon6998 1 year ago
When chuck Norris went into the matrix nothing changed.
TheBeefaholic45 1 year ago
Is there anyway to fix the skin texturing problems in the character creation. I know about bringing the forehead slider all the way to the left, but is that the only thing? Is there any mod for the 360 that can fix this so I can create older looking characters. Especially the females, its hard to randomize one without a 5 o'clock shadow AND still look good.
Falagar517 1 year ago
@Falagar517 No mods for the xbox or ps3
DarkCROWgaming 1 year ago 3
@Falagar517 Hey be nice, there European
phrikaphrak40k 1 year ago
@Falagar517 do u no what happens when Chuck norris goes evil well in two words? mass chaos
falloutnewvegas6 1 year ago
his head looks a little wide but nice. i like it
supermario641996 1 year ago
meh
Hidraga 1 year ago
chuck norris has not yet died but die has chuck norris'd
darknessofsauske 1 year ago
@darknessofsauske He died dude, at 67. His heart failed, and well. That was the end of him. So, take that.. he's not God. It was obvious he wasn't but this is just the salt in the wounds for all of those who thought so. Although I do mourn his passing, he was pretty awesome. :P
Falcon6998 1 year ago
@Falcon6998 Chuck norris is definitely still alive, age 70, just like brockman said.
Preskeezy 1 year ago
wots hes birthsign
MutipleTom 1 year ago
ugly bastard
ma369rtin 1 year ago
i swear hes ginger
smackjaylor 1 year ago
9:43 He reminds me of "Conan The Barbarion! (Younger) Arnold Schwarzengger! Haha!
TzeffNL 1 year ago
@TzeffNL I thought the exact same thing when I saw that part!! Hahahaha
camikaze95 1 year ago
This cool game is for the PC too!!! I have the PC version!
TzeffNL 1 year ago
You should have named the class Texas Ranger. Bwahahaha
CupCakeTheBear 1 year ago
chuck norris= beast
spurscitizen 2 years ago
I think it's funny that all oblivion character come out looking like fuckin monkeys. CHUCK NORRIS = God
JackofTrades75 2 years ago
rowdy roddy piper said it
CaCtUsJaCk42 2 years ago
i have a idea ioblivion how to make your character look like king leonidas
BRIANLIGHT1010 2 years ago
yes it worked, now im going to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of bubble gum.
hellbreaker6666 2 years ago
Chuck Norris.....didn't say that......
Xercom 2 years ago
i know i just like saying that when i kill things with him.
hellbreaker6666 2 years ago
Oh. In that case, very nice choice.
Xercom 2 years ago
@Xercom or did he?
TheThirdPrestigiator 2 years ago
Dun dun DUUUUN
Xercom 2 years ago
dude, Duke Nukem rules!!
HardStompa 2 years ago
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RedNeckss115 2 years ago
i cant belive u just said tht CHUCK NORRIS IS NOT GAY!!!!!
dISTurbEd5552 2 years ago
chuck norris is the best dude eve I waz just in a mood 4 a fight that day LOL sos
RedNeckss115 2 years ago
whats the 1st song?
MilkyTheKid 2 years ago
Chuck Norris don't need an armor...
laeysel 2 years ago 6
never has never will XD
ArtemisNeetcudt 2 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't have to sneak...
uberiballo 2 years ago 26
Just wondering, how do you record the screen on an Xbox? Is there software, something I have to buy, or what...
Thanks.
JakobHarquail666 2 years ago
I use a device called moviebox.
DarkCROWgaming 2 years ago
@JakobHarquail666 There's also capture cards.
Falcon6998 1 year ago
@Falcon6998 Moviebox is a capture card
DarkCROWgaming 1 year ago
@DarkCROWgaming Indeed. I'm aware. Just pointing out that there are more than just that. :D
Falcon6998 1 year ago
there was once nothing and chuck norris. eventually, Chuck Norris got tired of that nothing and roundhoused it in the face and told it to get a job. that is the story of the universe.....
dawre99 2 years ago
ha...changed the description to BOTH xbox and ps3
OblivionKnight457 2 years ago
I want to kiss him and then ejaculate on his leg
gavhenrad 2 years ago
what did u put as his sign?
kirbyklown 2 years ago
Chuck Norris wasn't born under any Signs, the Signs were born under him!
Canas29 2 years ago 49
@Canas29 reread your sentence XD
casenut9999 11 months ago
what's that first song?
MH667 2 years ago
Eyes are slanted! Wtf? It's like this on every character!
Zargogo 2 years ago
Isnt his face a little lighter tho?
Haloya101 2 years ago
lol my chuck norris is an imperial that is blonde and has brown eyes. oh well
maplestorywonder 2 years ago
can someone tell mewhats the name of the last song ?
Sawyer402 2 years ago
its stock music, its not really made by an artist
DarkCROWgaming 2 years ago
heard this too in an call of duty world at war trailer
do u know how can I find this song ?
or download it ?
Imean do u know anyway to put it on my ipod ?^^
Sawyer402 2 years ago
Great Job! Now make a Phil Collins Wood Elf.
00UrinalCake00 2 years ago 2
chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding
JamieCFurbo 2 years ago 2
his class should be "God"
cloud86735 2 years ago
no, his class is better than anything, even god.
FleshMan7063 2 years ago
That means his class = Chuck Norris
Chuck norris can't be classified as anything, he is his only classification!
brecciwolf 2 years ago 3
My Chuck Norris's class is EpicBeastlyGod.
justinoffical 2 years ago
no, even better, hes a norris.
FleshMan7063 2 years ago
Chuck Norris doesnt play god. playing is for children
gangstajake88 2 years ago 2
yea but bruce lee kicked his ass xD irl and in the movie lol
pookies3 2 years ago
didnt you know that when Bruce lee kicked the crap out of Chuck Norris ass that that was the most expensive stunt ever made?
hole2score 2 years ago
that was an actual fight that's why it was so accurate Bruce was stronger than chuck
henshinman 2 years ago
yeah but did you know for that to happen it cost 1 billion dollars in effects lol
KisameofAkatsuki5 2 years ago
lol...i think the only fault in Character Creation...- You can't choose a variety of beards, like make it longer etc...texture of hair...but it's still a great game, i just started it..im making a new acc, looking for character customization tips ...good classes etc
SkragProductionz 2 years ago
dude haha make one of George Bush or Mr. T
xImStillEdgex 2 years ago
damn cuz i rly wanna be chuck but im too lazy to do all that crap
MilkyTheKid 2 years ago
is there a wayi can just download a chuck char.on xbox live er sumthin?
MilkyTheKid 2 years ago
Nope
DarkCROWgaming 2 years ago
omg dat doesnt even LOOK like chuck..........lol
OblivionFable14 2 years ago
I made Link instead of Chuck Norris.
It's pretty awesome.
CruciformDragon 2 years ago
lol i got my chuck norris's hand to hand skill so high it like is autokill againts a minotuar on default settings
dezzitt13 2 years ago
i want to make the face of Eminem.I hear in Saint's Row 2 u can make the face of 2 PAC
kanetidus 2 years ago
Awesome video, just what I was looking for. Good job and thanks!
OlenOgre 2 years ago
how many characters can u save/have at one time?
svr07madden 2 years ago
a lot
DarkCROWgaming 2 years ago
Not 100% sure, but:
PS3/Xbox360 = 128 saves.
PC = 1000 saves.
OlenOgre 2 years ago
As many as you want but if you have too many it slows you down a bit.
flurble33 2 years ago
haha.. imo this is a good chuck norris for the game!
btw, is it possible to complete the game by only using hand to hand combat?
BrianGGee 2 years ago
yes, of course, i played as chuck norris and beat the game with only using my fists haha.
DarkCROWgaming 2 years ago
AWESOME SONG!!!! WHAT IS IT??????
therobotFrom94 2 years ago
Which one?
DarkCROWgaming 2 years ago
hey for every body who said this looks bad it doesnt its just the camera it made the head look bigger i created him and it looks pretty good :)
Gingerbredman98 2 years ago 2
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It looks aweful!!!!!
CruciformDragon 2 years ago
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looks nothing like him at all, but nice try i guess.
monkeystapler 2 years ago
looks good, but no matter, i dont think any re creation can justify chuck norris's looks
humblenerd147 2 years ago 11
hes good at every thing so u would need to buy for pc/mac and mod him...
AwakeningFury 2 years ago
sir i do belive chuck norris is a master of everything so u most mod
AwakeningFury 2 years ago
wat was his birthsign?
TheElementproj 2 years ago
The Warrior
DarkCROWgaming 2 years ago
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this does not look like chuck norris
arkarain 2 years ago
Awesome game.
FlamingHotKittens 2 years ago 5