Bad Cinema Part 1 - Worst Movie Scenes

[crimsonsunlight2]

"I AM NOT DRUNK" everyone thinks he's drunk..poor guy :).

[therealvertigo138]

thankyou so much for this we have a grand appreciation for bad movies  , lol keep it cumming!

[Sheaps123]

"I agree. Add me as a friend on xbox! My gamertag is Elmo Barney fan and my alt is Sheaps!"

[marillo18]

dolemite always makes me piss my pants..this scene is effing hilarious..damn look at his spinning back kick hahah

[MartinSchleyer]

hey Ozzy, stop stabbing this poor cat!

[chrisman737]

Why did that guy jump into the trunk of the car? Oh, I get it -- it was supposed to look like he was "hit" into the trunk of the car.

[Bluedeanie]

How did that dude jut eat all of those cat's organs?

[HardyBoyTyler74]

That was a B-Movie. Dani agreed that it sucked and the filming and such was a pile of shit. Cradle of Fear was amazing other than the way it was put together. None of the killing was realistic, but the story line was 10 out of 10 for me.

[CaptainLibertarian]

Yes. Cradle of Fear is a fantastic film if you get past the crudeness in which it was made. Unfortunately, few people can.

[reptilelover666]

wicked dani!! fucking awesome love your movie and band!!! :) best band ever!!

[realone211]

Oh Dani boy...you sicko :D

[guenni2009]

lol the translation of the german part is totally wrong xD

[MartinSchleyer]

@guenni2009 it is not only totally wrong it is a complete other version. it seems they didnt use a german speaking person to translate it, they just invented a different story on their own...well, in porn movies the story isnt that important

[raymondleeleggs]

Bacon cat guts LMAO! If I ever make a movie this bad I would kill myself.

[SyntheticFilth]

you should kill yourself NOW. fuck you.

[Geo2005]

i concur

[Farrmur]

@SyntheticFilth haters gonna hate?

[rofltime444]

Poor kitty (??????????????????)

[MegerHexer]

Dani Filth is sooooooooooo hot, he is like the best cradle of filth rocks and cradle of fear is like the best movie ever

[firestream101]

the has nine lives my ass!!!

[Dexter158]

oh man,the cat scene is really discusting

[IwishIwereJoe]

the cat scene

.ooooooooooook

[plainly123]

I meant its the dude from Cradle of Filth

[darksoundtrack]

dani filth

[plainly123]

Cradle of Fears

its not dude from Cradle of Filth

[elevadon]

n n n n n n n n n nnn nn nn n n n n darky!

[PigsCanFly2day]

That ET porn looks pretty funny. I really hope he joins in. X)

[pupitski]

haha if you actually go to efuktdotcom you'll find the video for that ET one, ET does actually have sex haha

[PigsCanFly2day]

Seriously?! :D

[pupitski]

haha i kid you not friend...ET has a vag and it gets pounded haha

[PigsCanFly2day]

Haha. I actually found the whole movie for download on a private torrent site. It's insane! :)

[KingsEcho]

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN

[pupitski]

alot that should have not been haha

[Cinemaniac7]

I can't take that cat scene seriously with the generic cat sound effects...holy mother of god

[eliotbod]

i saw cradle of fear when i was like 9 years olld, my friends dad showed it to us.

[Gladosayx]

My dad showed me Braindead when I was 6 :\

[eliotbod]

oh cool good film, ive had it on video for as long as i can remember :)

[MeatwadGETdaHONEYSg]

wow that fight scene seemed to be in slow motion..no they are just really out of shape and in tight polyester pants.

[jkoff76]

Rudy Ray Moore---coolness personified!!!

His movies---not so much.... I think he should have done a Pete Wheatstraw movie, but sadly, we will never know. RIP Rudy!!

[JunkyardKid]

He DID do a Petey Wheatstraw movie!

[jkoff76]

Oops! My bad!

[Japut3h]

That cat must be tougher than Chuck Norris himself. I mean, he stabbed it like, 20 times.

[AzNMVP23]

yo wtf that white dude in the first scene is always racist in every movie hes in like remember the titanss

[discoder]

Kung Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Claw Hammer!

Fucking hilarious

[HarrisonRocks]

Is that the guy from Cradle of Filth at 1:48 ?

And he's stabbing a cat!!

I nearly wet myself when he started stabbing the it!

[sailorsaturn1118]

yea thats Dani from COF

i luved cradle of fear it twas awsome ^^

[titusbeertsen]

That last scene just looked like an interview LOL, ending with ET watching the man unzipping his pants with a german groan... How bad can a movie get?

[godstomper]

Dolemite was pretty bad.

[MIKAEL454]

lol "nnnnnnnnnnnnn-n-n-n-n-n-n-n--­n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-ninini­nininini......darky"

[wallerwitz]

5:28, take that biatch!

[wallerwitz]

clawHAMMER lmao!

[LoverANDfighter84]

holyshit im in tears poor cat lol

[Lorenzio88]

But what REALLY made me laugh was that ET was spying, taking notes and vowing to learn this behavior. XD

I'm SO glad this wasn't the full video of it. I'd never be able to look at ET the same way ever AGAIN. D:

[Lorenzio88]

OH LORD!!!

I spit out my Lucky Charms when he started stabbing that cat. I love cats, but this was just REDICULOUS! XD

And am I like, the ONLY one who laughed at the ET porn scene? Man... he sure was strait foward XD. And the girl's just sitting there sipping her tea. Any other sane girl will be sitting stiff, frozen in the chair, horrified that some lonesome horny guy is spilling out his consideratons on using her for his long-dormant sexual cravings.

Well... it IS a porno. XD

So nvm

[FATALIDY]

Dolemite 5:26 Lol the guy was waiting his turn to fight

[aznpig91]

is it me or does the guy in the middle on cover of "cradle of fear" looks like gordan ramsay? and also that fight scene just made my day

[MissChristina115]

AHAH IS THAT DANI FILTH

[MIKAEL454]

yeas

[serialhag76]

Dolemite: "What do you want?" Agent: "FBI." Dolemite: "What do you want?" LOL

[RainieB]

Oh good god that cat scene was terrible..I started almost laughng because of the lame sound effects as they stabbed the fake cat, but then it was just plane terrible. Cinematic puke XD

[vicepresidentfru1tly]

Did i hear some Tom Waits in the editing? Nice one! And yes, those were some truly horrible movie scenes!

[MartinSchleyer]

lolololo the et-porn at the end--of course from good old germany:)

[anxresi]

No, fuck YOU you worthless piece of shit. I hope someone stabs you, smears your blood everywhere and then sticks it in a snuff movie. Now that really WOULD be a good scene :)

[enigma414]

whoa dolemite was shitty

[rjw25]

best porno ever.

[TheGameRoaster]

why is that woman getting that kitty?

[denisestanton]

that cat just won't die! fuckin genius.

[DanameaTheBattleLock]

Lol , I Actually own Cradle Of Fear .

DanameaTheBattleLock

[Kjobbit]

That e.t. one will haunt my dreams.

And LOL at the kick into the boot in the bad motherfucker being beaten up scene.

[magenta667]

i love how it says "excessive" gore before the cat scene. as if it wouldn't already be excessively gory if you were mutilating a cat.

[iownapolo]

maybe its just my speakers, but i can barely hear this

[enigma414]

it's not your speakers

[magenta667]

claw HAMMER! HA!! rotflmao

[premiumunlegend]

that et one has some catchy dialogue

"I would very like to have someone with whom I could divide my moments of solitude"

[Ninox37]

There should be a law; making it illegal to make such crappy movies.

[ThisGuysRetarded]

Well, them being crappy makes them comedy, thus entertaining us :)

[poops1]

LOL the first scene "darky" LOL

[juliuswhiteman]

i really didn't need to see that cat scene

=_(

[crys2002]

I agree. Besides, I don't think stabbing a cat that much would have it meow as long as it did.

[poops1]

that cat scene looks like home vids i made while in college, there were lots of stray cats around

[magenta667]

idk, i kinda enjoy seeing dani filth eat pussy ;) lol

[sloucho84]

HAHAHHA, he said "That shit ain't mine, I don't know how it got there before the cop even found the drugs.

[RuinerxxSINCITY]

I know that "Dolemite" is just a stupid movie, but any one who knows anything about illegal searches knows that black dude would have gotten the charges dropped if he didn't do the retarded "GUNG HO!". A fucking FBI badge isn't a search warrant.

[Camelsarse]

Dani Filth = TWAT

[theJoker5150]

1:42 = most metal scene ever

[confederaterocker89]

was that dani filth in the cat scene?

[PvtGermanWagz]

Dude, when the guy stabbed the cat i freakin lost it. I freakin love B-List movies, they're so awesome.

[neaiancu]

that black guy against FBI scene is the worst acting i have ever seen, and i've seen my share of Van Damme movies..

[FindANewIllusion]

Damn... the Germans are nothing if not straightforward. Oh, and fuck censorship, lol.

[3rdcentury]

poor cat :P

How could it even make any sound after that?

[PattyBoy31]

lmfao they used the same sound fx as the south park cheesing episode for the cats!!

[iamthepeppernator]

For that cat one, all I could think of was: They were going to make this a musical, weren't they? I don't know why, but for some reason, it seemed like it. Maybe it was the pale face man #352 :P

[lordvisionz]

the author obviously hasnt seen indian movies...

i just saw a scene in which a guy says

"what if we lose the semi-finals? We ll beat them in the finals!!!"

[looker999997]

Does ET take part in the action? If so, where can I see this film?

[mollypocket123]

nice ween usage mang!

[drifter9500]

at 1:16 the dude looked like ozzy

[maisielouRAWR]

lol the cat thingy just makes me laugh.

[jpdragon619]

Dani from cradle of filth haha good b movie horo as well as his band

[Hustada]

Dani is dumbass. His band and music sucks ass as well.

[dangel6667]

why is the audio so low?

[zeeman155]

how did u make "worst exesive gore in a cat mutilation scene" into a category? Do u know any other better exesive gore in a cat mutilation scenes to compare it to?

[Haz657]

lol gtfo non-elite

[Redux626]

Lol i would have to say you gotta point, ive never seen a cat get mutilated other than by my dog

[Lammy4ever7]

It's frightening to think that a studio approved a budget for all these movies and they somehow got made and released. Oh...the horror, the horror...

[inker92deluxe]

mmmmmm...Mask ^^

[R08813W1750N]

Lol , he's not realy going to kill a cat for the purpose of the film though is he ... or would he ? :P

[Shadefyre343]

Claw HAMMER! Next...

[bre056]

That cat part is so fake!

[emosrulesaysme]

the film is made so that it looks like a cheap 60s or 70s movie (or something like that), of course it looks fake.

[dubzy81]

that cradle of filth guy is so pathetic

[minilala66]

don't judge ok? dani's awesome

[Amokness]

omg, the cat

[MikuMech]

What in the fuck... ET PORN?! *Falls over laughing like he never has before*

[ScreenJunkie]

This is some of the tightest screenwriting and acting I've ever seen. HAHA.

[Giluc]

Dolemite was awesome... Or not XD

[samuraiburp]

dolemite.. soooo lame!

[xxx666xxxsatan]

dude that was some bad acting ...AND A BIG FUCK YOU FOR PICKING ON DANI!!!! HIS MOVIE OWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[6Sepulnation6]

WTF was that E.T. movie >_>

[TehZergRush]

Hahaha, nice choice of songs inbetween as well.

[TilliusMitch]

Dani Filth owned the shit out of that kitty.

Nice work on the video.

[anxresi]

I own some shit out of my kitty. It's currently in a litter box awaiting disposal. Want some? Nah, some like you're full of it as it is.

[big80smullet]

hahaha awesome!!!

[AllThatRemains777]

rofl fucking ace!

[ruinawish]

Haha, nice collection - BT