The Crucial Man: Gift Giving

[waally13]

I can give her a facial

[TiaSaysSo]

Pussy on a Pedestal 101.

[nblonigan44]

@TiaSaysSo lmao

[ChranNwen]

what if they hate chocolate and are allergic to flowers lol!

[QbertTehKiller]

Both top comments accidentily all the sentence

[coolinlogo]

Lol sadly it is

[Linkatron777]

This was actually pretty informative considering I haven't hit my dating-phase. O_o

[sophaliceus]

i have thatpicture frame!!! :)

[comediancentralmusli]

Anyone know the name of that flower? It's beautiful.

[lankey001]

Hmm.....

[Fermium1995]

it gets more expensive every 5-10 seconds

[omeezy713]

"I one time gave a girl a gym membership" lmfao!!

[purtell]

some body say TOES..... THESE TOES!!!

[VioletBob]

Flowers can kiss my ass. If you greet me holding a melon of some kind, you will be my favorite person.

[zeldafreak000]

is this actual advice?

[Getier2k]

gay

[animedude2345]

ITS TIMMY TWO TOES!!!

[Volf99]

@animedude2345 your a sick fuck

[animedude2345]

@Volf99 haha naw from the video: /watch?v=MXVOOfqF3no

hardly working: human wrecking balls

[VinodProductionz]

best thing in this video are the chicks

[BassetGuru]

Comes anyone else from Ray William Johnson ?

[xDeaDxLegacY]

GOOD video made me laugh wats up with the dislikes >>/?

[Trixiaoyu]

0:26 - So that's why American women are FAT, they hate Gyms. What's offensive about obtaining good health?

[AZproductions117]

@Trixiaoyu No, american women are fat because they go to mcdonalds 400 times a day, like all americans.

[hotpink910]

@AZproductions117 so you've met all americans?

[WarsawSunflower]

@Trixiaoyu the sticky sweaty feeling that comes afterword

i'm an anything but fat american woman, i just don't have kids... usually THAT'S the kicker (i also eat lots of fruit which fills you up, tastes great, and doesn't give you much fat at all)

oh, and most women in america typically eat when they're depressed

there's also the fact that noone knows what a real healthy diet is anymore :/

(i'm sorta throwin ideas out there for women who are or assume they are too overweight)

[amaii112]

haha

[MrCrowbarFace]

lol he is so awkward

[paulboxer]

HEYYYY SEXY LADYYYY

[behindhzleyes18]

Her face at 2:59 

[MasterReturns]

she needs a hard time at bed....she needs me

[CaptenAwsomeXD]

jewlery is always good too

[mrsbarrybadass12]

if ur dating a guy or girl and u guys only dated less than 5 months, u can only get them a card and go to the movies / dinner for there birthday. it's not that serious.

also for the valentine's day.

it's not that hard to figure out...

[zucchina89]

omfg, she's serious about all the crap she said, isn't she?

right, buy girls stuff. they like that. and buy cliché stuff, cause girls are so sentimental, they'll "totally freak out" if you buy the wrong stuff.....

i'm about to get fuckin' totally freak out - good thing she's sticking her boobs into everyone's face, hopefully people don't hear what she says.

buy stuff

[sgtsnakeeyes11]

girls are definately creatures

[DarkHearTheGothic]

@DXSXDXSXD for you she isn't hot for me she is

[DarkHearTheGothic]

lexi is so hot

[supertrinko]

worst gift? herpes.

[Tpsl90]

what did lexi say at the beginning??

[flubot]

the women has a jew nose

[krancky410]

april's birthstone is diamond...... guess that means I can't go out with anyone born in april too long.

[ironcalcium]

And we're the hardest substance on Earth lol

[crazypianodude44]

Hahaha i know, right? *She just looks at him.*

[bombaybaby591]

this is all so wrong.

[lolPantsProductions]

"Girls are certainly creatures."

Haha her face after he said that.

[jefferyklassen]

crucial man fucking sucks ballss, die crucial man, die die die

[soprolakido]

he give to her wrong hand to shake

[dunno199]

@soprolakido Well spotted, So much for A "Crucial Man"

[bbahnam]

bitches dont deserve gifts hahaha

[Deathrape2001]

The chick here should do porn.

[leftstanding]

cards? flowers? jewelry? noway!

[DYvideos]

My stars, her nose is so....round

[YouKnowWhoToCall]

i dnt know why these are rated so poorly, there actually vry helpful...

[myskateboard16]

what?

WHAT?

its college humor you retard go suck your own dick!

[YouKnowWhoToCall]

@myskateboard16

see your probably overweight and do nothing but sit in the same chair in front of your computer trying to find porn disgusting enough so that you can be aroused.

why don't you go get a life you pathetic prick

[myskateboard16]

lol, yep thats me!

im about 790 pounds, ive been trying to lose wait and stop my chronic masturbation for a few years now, but its not going so well :)

[ichigokuros2]

calm down man, everyone is an ass on the net its just how it is

[ichigokuros2]

dude... im sure if he could he would. and he'd be happy to do it

[aldosw]

Totally agree

[thomasdc123]

should have shown his face when she said

"like euhm.. facials"

haha lolz

[lulhoofd1]

diana falzone is just so fuckin hot.

[Phanohm]

what do you say bout' my d**k in a box....ouuhhh my d**k in a boxx

[NikkitaAngel]

i think the picture frame is the worst idea ive heard yet

[SilentGaiden]

This is gay. Stop selling out.

[Buck2120]

new*

[Buck2120]

um i dont mean to hate or anything...but uh i didn't really learn anything knew from this lol but whatever

[LyricTo101]

lol girls are definitly creatures :P

[davet1515]

those blue flowers were fucken hideous!!!

[huntedrasta]

at least she's attractive

[THELimeRicky]

soooooooo gayyyyyyy

[moobypobLdingo]

@pedrodemellodotnet people go to other places for stuff like this, people come to and subscribed to college humor for lulz. No lulz delivered equals unhappy people. I'm not saying these are bad (but they are) I'm just saying people watching college humor dont want or expect these

[rat14841]

lolz

[Daveydee7]

Obviously Collegehumor thrives on the money they get from ads. This is obviously an ad, and it's really not that bad, so just deal with it people.

Also, gogo22221, sexism never gets you a woman either, I think that's something Crucial Man doesn't have to tell you.

[gogo22221]

you should be helping her make a sandwhich davey

[gogo22221]

why is there a girl? she should be in the kitchen...

[swissdude101]

lol

[simon103457]

can you guys please stop making these videos?

[imgoodatmakingnames]

does that girl at the beginning/end remind anyone else of lilly allen

[Wildcardelf]

make this stupid movies not apear in my college humor subscription ANYMORE, or i will quit the subscription.

I promise

[spark195]

keep your panties on

[phailure4life]

@Wildcardelf Do it faggot, some people enjoy watching this, if you don't like then don't watch it.

[RISEmtn]

this is the girl with the huge bra from the other crucial man hahahaa

[bordway]

what if you're really feeling the economic crisis.. will she be understanding and lower her superficial standards??

[TuxIsCool]

No...she will leave you.

[iHaveHate4All]

damn... that diana falzone chick is HOT!!!

[samjosiahehh]

its my dick in a box!

[lolladaor]

@samjosiahehh lol

[10WhiteWolf10]

@samjosiahehh WHATS IN THE BOX!?! WHATS IN THE BOX!?!

[TheAlgonquinator]

@samjosiahehh Diamond tipped!

[guttatyme]

i dont find the humor in this...FAIL

[Jezzzaa]

Pretty sure he shook with the wrong hand...

[chrisfineallthetime]

lmfao that's observative

[bordway]

@Jezzzaa Really? how do you know what hand she wipes with?? hmmm..

[TheThing271]

wow this sux

[skittleboy15]

only because it was finally over

[LoveAtTwilight]

Did collegehumor lose a bet or something? This crucial man thing isn't funny..

[holyswordsmanoffaith]

...True...but lexi = hot =D

[ChillAtWill]

God just cut oof your winer and give her that...

[normandie350]

GAY

[gmanabg]

WTF is up with no huh at the end of the videos and please get rid of crucial man

[yellowcougar18]

@gmanabg

We lose the 'huh' and end up getting The Crucial Man instead.

Possibly the worst trade one could get.

The whole "you've been together this long, get married" thing is really old fashioned.  Some people may not want to get married. Marriage ain't the be all and end all.

[squidvis]

CRUCIAL MAN!! FUCK YES!

[TuxIsCool]

hahah was this for real?

I know you guys have to pay the bills but shittt....

This Bitch giving advice on nothing but spending your hard earned money or student loan.....

If you're giving shit like this to your Bitch... You better make sure shes fucking you like the way you want to be fucked..stay true to the game...

Crazy ass Bitch "Buy her an ipod" Bitch are crazy? She isn't going to get shit! She better give up the pussy and a little ATM and POV with my phone camera shitt.... Bitch crazy

[1stBabyDutchess]

@TuxIsCool Do you have any other word in your vocabulary other than 'Bitch'? I sincerely hope your comment was a joke because it's just plain stupid... ^-^

[TuxIsCool]

Oh come on don't be like that... Are you one of 'those' that are in hopes to get a whole bunch of ipods and diamonds for nothing????

please... in the words of the founding father Snoop Dogg "I treat a Bitch like 7-up I never have I never well."

Bitches don't get shit... Yes I have more in my vocabulary... But Bitches get what they deserve... A big dick in their mouth! PERIOD! Go comment to someone else that you want free shit from.. You're talking to the wrong person.

[1stBabyDutchess]

No, I don't want material items from my husband, don't put me in the same category as the kind of brainless-sluts that you have probably dated before. You are disgusting and belong with the primates whom we evolved from because you are obviously not done maturing. I'm ashamed to even be talking to someone like you.

[frankmo13]

you sound like one of those annoying feminist bitches. go jump off a bridge.

[1stBabyDutchess]

lol Your comment made me smile, thank you. It's hard to smile when you're sick like me, I'm glad you're offended enough to comment into an argument that didn't have anything to due with you. I guess the term 'bitch' and 'bitches' are very popular among guys who watch "Crucial Man", hm? Kinda ironic XD

[TuxIsCool]

Relax lady...

I have to go return some video tapes now...

I have to get ready, going to Dorsia, and I can't be late... Very hard to get a reservation there.

[1stBabyDutchess]

Have fun! ^-^

[TuxIsCool]

Thanks and Happy Holidays....

Yes I hope I have fun... last time I was in the verge of tears as I was certain we wouldn't get a decent table. But we do; relief washes over me in an awesome wave.

[1stBabyDutchess]

Happy Holidays to you too, unfortunately everyone in my family has the flu, including extended family so Christmas won't be spent together this year, but hey, what can I do? XD Hopefully you'll be more lucky than I am this holiday and you can have another 'awesome wave' lol, best wishes!

[TuxIsCool]

Music is a good way to make things better.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.

[1stBabyDutchess]

I'm not a big fan of Phil Collins/Genesis but I'll try out the music suggestion of yours, thank you. ^-^ I almost think at this point, just white noise would be nice because I have so much pressure in my head that my ears hurt, a lot, lol XD. I'll try music though.

[fireking345]

@TuxIsCool Lololol. American psycho much? ya all day.....

[TuxIsCool]

hahaha yupppp... good memory.... all day everyday... American Psycho lol

cheers \m/

[TuxIsCool]

I heard the book is way more crazier.... have you read it?

[unfreez]

BORIIING

[Baszottbivaly]

don't turn this account to goddamn videojug PLEASE!

[Desarollo]

if you're a guy, and you do this bullshit, you're dumb or you're girl is stupid.

find a hot tomboy. the chick that is like one of the guys, but hot.

that's the key to happiness. fuck girly girls.

[toffeeapple7]

I'm a tomboy (My boyfriend and I bond through gaming), but I still love it when he's romantic.

Pretty much ALL girls like it, regardless of if they are tomboys or not.

[Desarollo]

hey i'm romantic with my girl too. but she's a tomboy, so she isn't a stupid commercial girly girl. that doesn't mean she doesn't sometimes like getting all pretty or other things. she still likes being a girl.

[packerjetfan]

lexi is hot

[nohohongs]

die. funny or die?

DIE

[JakeChaos666]

"HAHAHA, I KNOW RIGHT?!"

[DKGate7Ultras]

boooooooooooooring! much talking less practice

[wibz786]

what? No cleavage today?

[Kazikox]

This is painful to watch.

[abunnyonsteroids]

stop making the videos

they suck nuts

[jefferyklassen]

crucial man is fukkkkinnnnn lammmee! take it off the air!

[thispieistoocold]

to all the people saying "you dont have to watch it"

imagine you worked for a company. that company paid you well, the manager was nice and you never got into trouble. then all of a sudden, the buisness gets sold under new managment. the food was grim, the manager was awful and you always get in to trouble. would you ignore it, it complain to other people about it. im not saying the people who like it are annoying, its the people saying "dont watch it of you dont like it, myeeeeeeeah"

[1zabest]

@thispieistoocold

That example you gave is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING like telling people not to watch.

[thispieistoocold]

@1zabest

its not supposed to be, read my comment properly

[1zabest]

So you're basically complaining about the people complaining about the people complaining about the video. That is dumb and does nothing to help the problem.

[opplerdop]

yeah seriously that makes no sense

[FuzzyKittenPewPew]

What? lol

[thispieistoocold]

feb 13th is my bday so good for me

[ohhcmoncmoncmon]

haha i love crucial man :D i dont get why it's always so underrated though

[DarkFitzi]

muhaha the end was hilarious :D

his face expression is inhuman!

[NiceHatTommmmy]

enemy intel on MW2??

PLEASE!!

[v8supercarstv]

I love the crutial man.

[cantryss]

I think the joke behind this sketch thing whatever is it's suppose to be like one of those late night infomercials.

[Azoicum]

and don't know how to dress, dude

[Penten11]

Why does everyone always down these videos they are just a (what they think) is a tip plus unless anyone of you niggers want to sign their checks and pay their expanses QUIT COMPLAINING don't like it unsub or just skip to the end so it leaves your sub box .....

[czukoman202]

I agree with you... people expect these videos to be really funny, when really they aren't meant to be funny.

[thispieistoocold]

its not meant to be funny, so why is it on a channel called collegeHUMOR...

[jesusfreak707090]

destroy

[YummyCookies1234]

Thnks dood ^^,

[hoopla2500]

are these supposed to be funny?

[Sonicmaster4]

Skip the Crucial Man videos if you don't like them. It's not like they hide what it is until you're already watching it.

[guynamedtroy]

I love CH vids, but this shit is HORRIBLE. This is the third god damn time I have rated this video and if I see it I will unsubscribe.

[bringyourownbombs78]

DEAR COLLEGE HUMOR. YOUR VIDEOS ARE REALLY FUNNY, BUT THIS IS NOT. IT IS A COMMERCIAL! YOU ARE HEAR TO MAKE ME LAUGH, NOT SELL ME SOMETHING. STOP THIS NOW!

repost this on all crucial man videos if you do not want a good comedy channel to sellout

[Azoicum]

yes this is the most funiest stuff I ever seen

[azjen]

lol she got turned off when he made that lame joke. "Girls are certianly creatures." Maybe the next crucial man will be on better jokes and how to be less socially awkward.

[aerogal95]

i dont like these videos

[bneg303]

this is so funny. i love it. JK!

[PadroPadro22]

Notice how the gifts get MORE expensive as time goes on! hahahha, GTFO, first and LAST Crucial man vid

[iFudger]

this is garbage. Please stop just please

[snoopyloopy]

i use gillette razors...and don't see change coming on anytime soon.

[crage20]

Stop making videos. PLEASE. copy paste this on all Crucial man videos

[DustinKingFilms]

The worst part about this series is that there are actually ppl out there giving this 5 stars.

[YouShouldntWatchThis]

shitty sponsored video... 1*

[ZwoEinsAction]

aaaaaaaaaaaaand ... I lost interests in it

[farmer864]

this makes me want to use my old regular razor instead of my electric.. gosh this guy sucks

[farmer864]

haha that first gift thing is great. but this host is cheesy. god he is cheesy.. jeez he is stupid

[exeperry]

LAAAMEE.. this sucks

[NNammusic]

00:31 wtf...so fake

[elvenwoor]

thats on purpose..

[mzealtb]

who the fuck is philips norelco

[080TIGER080]

lol??

[ZAPdontlook]

@mzealtb it's a razor company

[mad0th4]

THIS SUCKS!

[MartinsLand]

It's not a bad series, but definately not my favorite

[nohohongs]

cant believe philips norelco is still trying...

[CharlieFreakin]

I have no idea what idea philips norelco is trying to sell... but at this point I think it is saft to say that what ever they are selling, I am going to get mine from their competitors.

[bboyB3A5TLY]

Its Satire people, haha

[tkanes17]

college humor this is shit...