Hamish & Andy - Twilight the movie

[GoddessofEggrolls]

3 years later, and still as funny as hell. xD

[gorgeouswogg]

THERES NO SUCH THING AS A VAMPIRE

[69lolololol]

twilight fans are so gay

[JinxTrix]

What worries me the most is: do any of these people, that have been emailing in, actually know that vampires are myth? ( the key word there is MYTH)

if vampires are proven real, fine, shoot me for it, but from what we know there aren't any sort of humanoid bloodsuckers running around wanting to tear your ass a new hole. and if there are . . . i doubt they would sparkle, or hang out at high school for that matter. if you could live forever, why spend your time in school?

[BigMisterApple]

Actually, funny enough the twilight vampires are closer to the "actual" vampire lore than most of the vampire movies out there.. Dont get me wrong, I'm not defending twilight or whatever, I like the books and the movies were pretty good, but to each there own ofcourse.. however, I always rofl when someone says that the twilight vampires arent how "real" vampires act and live... I mean, how the fuck would you know that? Do vampires exist? Saying a fictional being has to be a certain way is crazy

[TheAliciaMalik]

@ JNSslipknot, U SUCK U R CRAP AND U R AN IDIOTIC MORON!!!

[MsFashionHearts]

This is hilarious,, people get so crazy! i think twilight is horrible! i would rather watch them talk about for 4 hours instead of watching twilight

[happychrisy101]

LOVE TWILIGHT!!!

[GSW12345]

"that's a myth about vampires" hahahaha

[GiveEmHellMCR]

Yeah turning into a bat is the biggest myth about vampires evarrr. AHUR DUR you fucking dumbshit bitch.

[kangapoio]

that girl just totally contradicted herself. calling them idiots and then saying that REAL vampires just have super strength and speed. wow. very bad representation of teenagers everywhere.

[BassPatriot]

I just think it's hilarious that all those teeny bopper idiots managed to turn cullinism into a religion. Well done for creativity, but as far as it goes for theological presence. Well damn... I'm at a loss for words there.

[BrennyBlues]

O M G, so romantic! XD

[BingtheLizard]

BAHAHAHA!!!

"By the way, he can't turn into a bat. That's a myth about vampires."

BEST intentionallysincerecommentwhi­challudestothefactthatyou'reac­ompletemoron EVER!!!

[HummersROCK08]

people get way over sensitive and protective of a fictional movie and its characters... i didn't hear anything offensive about twilight in the conversation, thought it was extremely funny though :)

[GSW12345]

"thats a myth about vampires" hahah

[16min5k]

sandpapa!!! hahaha

[iloveyou1997jd]

ilove the twilight series but this shit is tooooooooooooooo funnnnnyyyyy XD

[IscaRose]

"that's a myth about vampires" haha

[DoubleDee984]

eeeerrrrrrrr yeap..................twilight­............eeerrr yeap lol, just give hime the blood already and move on lolol

[MissyPiggy334]

twilight it good but i dont see why people are obsessing over it...

[ilovelamp08]

and a dracula buffont... that bit always cracks me up :)

[llamapie24]

what's the bet that the 7 dislikes come from teenage twilight fans Yeeeeeeeesh

[penny12365]

hamish defines twighlight so well

[zidane456]

rofl at 15 year old trollers. hamish and andy for the next god please

[Cisselala]

"wich is OMG so romantic"

[rosieham]

O.M.G how romantic

[muffinoid]

I just can't get over, "OMG so romantic."

[drumking511]

everyone type up alex reads twilight. It will show you what twilight really is!

[ajperson9]

This is funny vampires don't exist

[ajperson9]

LOL People think vampires are real

Aparently they only are fast and have super spead

[DangerasTM]

stupid touchy teenagers an act of war lol

[RaulForPresident]

"omg so romantic"

[EliraSTAR1]

which is 'omg so romantic'

[luna4ever36]

lol he was offensive? He sounded like he didn't really mind it lol.

[MizzLandB]

their laugh sounds the same!

lol

[kamachana]

Scientific irregularity. Hahahahaha!

[stephn8r]

myth about vampires lol

[SuLou100]

This is sooo goood!

HAHAHAHA

[wafflegeo]

Haha this is hilarious..

[TheFunnylookindude]

This is the reason so many people pick on twilight, the fans overreact and lash out at the drop of a hat.

[kamachana]

@TheFunnylookindude I'll admit, I really like the books and most of the movies but I love a good laugh about it. Realistically, the whole story is so ridiculous so I love a good joke. What makes it so much more fun is when the fans take it so seriously haha. "Worn out several computers number 1 keys" LOL!

[aprilblenk]

These guys so need there own show!

[UFClova]

@aprilblenk ahh they do mate lol...hint, it's in the name

[BROWASSUPBRA]

@aprilblenk They do lol.. DEERRRP

[aprilblenk]

He wants to eat her but he doesn’t which is OMG so romantic...

LAMO! I love these guys!

[leleluva]

Lol I'm a fan of twilight but jeezz some people go overbored!!!!!!! ILYHAMISH&ANDY!

[thestormlscoming]

lmaooooo, i adore you hamish and andy!

"he can't turn into a bat, that's a myth about vampires, in actual fact, vampires just have super strength and super speed"

[blingstababe]

I remember listening to this at work hehe ;) Twilight is eehhh...

[delilahlilalila8686]

i love your name, i LOVE arrested development.

[GoddessofEggrolls]

"He's a what? I'm not happy about that!"

[GoddessofEggrolls]

Once again... I lol every time I watch this. xD

[NarsitaGrr]

LOL Twilight is a "Young Adult Series"! I read books in this catagory when I was 14 or 15......... Teenage girl tend to obsess over anything they get into (especially when their hormones are involved) . As for the adult that got way into this movie........ D=  I think I'll keep my comments to myself about them.

[aprilblenk]

I just love this! I lamo every time I watch it!

[ThatGuyWhoEatsClowns]

yer i havnt seen it

[Lamemovies4u]

Geez its a good movie and book, but its annoying how we have these people who are so obsessed into thinking its real.

[talk2malawyer]

i cant believe ppl would send hate mails to hamish for his comments about twilight.. How effing crazy would u have to be...

[lillyavocado]

i love this so much hahaha

[arrestmydevelopment]

@JNSslipknot1017 hey now, thats not very nice...

[JNSslipknot1017]

@arrestmydevelopment yeh but if ur sister watched it like every week u would feel that way too -.-

[idropbomb]

@arrestmydevelopment No, it's very nice. And futher, he's correct =)

[894crazy]

@arrestmydevelopment its not nice........ but its true

[maybethatguypossibly]

@arrestmydevelopment your on the internet. If you can't handle insult's then your in the wrong place. Just saying.

[PrivateJoker17]

@JNSslipknot1017 You are retarded, nice Youtube name by the way.

[starschooltalented56]

@JNSslipknot1017 Dude, don't call us idiots. So we like something you dont. AND? Dude what happened to having our own opinions? Thats really rude and discriminating.

What if u really saw a HOT guy/girl (don't know youre gender) but they were in to Twilight?

Yea..just sayin..

[JNSslipknot1017]

@starschooltalented56 so your allowed your opinion about twilight im allowed to have my opinion about twilight and the people who like and i stick with my statement above

[iloveyou1997jd]

@JNSslipknot1017 hey hey i like it... u callin me an idot.. cause if so ur a bitch -.-' not cool dude.. NOT cool

[JNSslipknot1017]

@iloveyou1997jd yep im calling you an idiot, i liked it better when vampires wore coats with high colars and lived in castles, the vampires in twilight should not have done glitter art with super glue tisk tisk

[iloveyou1997jd]

@JNSslipknot1017 nd u shuldnt have been a dick head nd made fun of ppl who liked this.. what if i said slip not was gay nd only pop music is cool... bich -.-'

[JNSslipknot1017]

@iloveyou1997jd i would say well your entitled to your opinion and if yout think they are then fine, but i dont think they are, so it doesnt mean you "have" to think people who like twilight are idiots, and im pretty sure around 83 people think the same as me, none so far that have viewed this video think you are right, so shut up and stop arguing, and its spelt slipknot, not slipnot

[iloveyou1997jd]

@JNSslipknot1017 waiture serious ...its spelled slipknot?

[dbzgirl311]

Vampires are suspost to turn into bats when did they get such wimpy powers?

6:15

[jdoug0234]

lol i like twilight and this is funny as!!! and to all the people who say sparkling vampires are stupid, come on, why do vampires have to be portrayed as they have always been from like legends and stuff. i think its cool to change it up abit

[JNSslipknot1017]

@jdoug0234 because there supposed all killing ppl and stuff not all like 'omg im afraid of loosing you' and shit there supposed to dark gothic characters

[chris310892]

@jdoug0234 cause vampires are supposed to eat people. not be little homos.

[Kebzicum]

hilarious podcast, check out the caravan of courage great britain and ireland

its tops

[TheChiyoFactor]

Lol stupid obsessed fans, stupid movies/books. :D

[HollyHippy]

woah

overreaction alert!!!!!!!

some people take these movies WAY too seriously

its slightly creepy XD

[xMaximumPowerx]

He didn't say anything offenseive... They sound like a bunch of cry babies those twilight fans!

[ilovelamp08]

I like Twilight but can still piss myself listening to this

[KeybladeMaster33]

lol i like twilight and that didn't insult me

[Stingraez]

newsflash! twilights just a movie...

[dfolkeparti]

"Which is OMG, so romantic" lol so true so true

[Zorquendo]

rofl. who cares, its just a movie. these guys are legends ;D if it wasnt twilight they would be laughing and going on about it.

[OpaleyedWolf]

twilight's alright... but i still got about 50 times the amount of entertainment listening to this rather than reading one of those stupid books - in fact i get alot of entertainment out of people bagging twilight in general

[pegasushorseoflight]

I love Twilight, but im also a fan of Hamish and Andy, i thought their take on Twilight was funny and that those other fans should get over themselves.

[TBlucy]

I HATE THIS MOVIE!!

[MrJockoF]

its just a movie. these people need to get over themselves. just for the record that vampire dude is pastier than whiped cream!

[JingleBelsRox]

I'm a teenage girl, and I'm going to laugh so hard two years down the track when people finally realize I was right about what a pile of shit Twilight is. All my friends want to marry Edward... haha be my guest it only leaves more room for the ATTAINABLE hot guys if I'm the only one flirting! DOWN WITH TWILIGHT, UP WITH HAMISH AND ANDY!

[emilyyyyxoxo]

Hahhaha go Hamish & Andy!!!!

Bella should give Edward some cool blood!!

[chocofeather54]

twilight sucks!! go hamish and andy

[welovevanessah]

aaahh, ,love them <3 twilight is crap anyway!

[TheAussieStig]

ROLFs some people get so worked up about things Suck all twilight fans its gay and hamish and andy rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! p.s i just wore out my number one key

[bluemountainskaters]

you can tell that all the people who complained are all overweight pre pubesent teens with little to no friends who wear there edward cohen shirts to the mall and sit in to food court

[Xxluvable94xX]

omg i had the exact same idea!! great minds think alike

[123sebbie456]

omg this is sooo fucking funny !

people need to get over it !

i love twilight, im obsessed with it but i dont care when people bag it !

[jennyjoys]

he wasnt apologizing he was making fun of them

[welovevanessah]

LOL, they have got this so right. love these guys

[GymnasticsGirl6163]

I love these guys! <3

It's a shame they got so much crap for just stating their opinion on the series.

[TheCrawfdaddy]

the twilight fans are losers

[Elfie260993]

"He wants to eat her, but he doesn't, which is OMG so 'romantic'.." hahahahha hamish and and are too funny

[Deliroxyrox16]

hahaah..i like twilight BUT I LOVE THEM! ahha the reasons to breakup are just so funny..LOL

[sshiel77]

OMG!

this is so funny.

[dlu20201]

sooo funny

[ndubbleemo]

Haha Love Hamish for this!! Sad that he's holding back on he comments, if he would just go for it and tell everybody what he really thought, I would probably agree with him 110% :)

[RIKIJ100]

I dont even know why hamish is apologizing, theres a little thing called freedom of speech which these idiotic fans must have forgotten about. Seems they just refuse to accept that the movie is a piece of shit.

Its only "romantic" because the vampire is played by a good-looking bloke. If it was about a girl falling in love with Gimli, or a mountain troll, it wouldnt be romantic at all. Lol im sorry but its so shallow and illogical it annoys the hell out of me.

[Xfanganimation]

bella only likes edward coz his apparently hot and he only likes her coz she smells good and jacobe only likes her because shes a manipulating clumsy slut, and the fans can't even spell right

[layla472]

"his apparently hot"

"jacobe only likes her"

he's apparently hot

Jacob only likes her

haha I love it when people can't spell properly when trying to tell other people they can't spell.  :)

[Xfanganimation]

well sorry that I didnt spend so much time looking over my own comment to see if i spelt JACOB with a capital letter and no e ,

I dont read the books or want to, so why dont you go back to youtube and try to fined a naked picture of Edward cullen or did I spell his name wrong too

[CaseyLeenaMo]

ahahahah this shit is funny. Yo you don't have to read a book to know how to spell someone's name. but the fact you say "twilight fans cant spell" or whatever, and you make spelling mistakes yourself, means you FAIL. yupp. hypocritical. look it up hahaha dumbass.

[MrDendens]

LOL, couldn't have said it better myself. top marks!

[MrDendens]

There are so many things WRONG with your comment...but lets break it DOWNNNNN

1. I never said she wasn't talking bout Twilight, I was saying she wasn't saying anything GOOD about Twilight. Making you're whole "go back to youtube" spiel pointless.

2. She wasn't picking out the fact that you spelt Jacob's name wrong. She was pointing out your spelling mistakes

I hate Twilight, but honestly dear, I hope you at least read something. Maybe then you'll learn something.

And WTF is Halena?

[CaseyLeenaMo]

I know right? Twiliight sucks but cracks me up seeing dumbasses like that person around hahaha. Don't you learn how to spell out shit when you're like 6? She's 14 and watches sailormoon...

[tomikoverysexy]

@Xfanganimation spells find funny

[Xfanganimation]

there you go again, its like you don't have the guts to say you like twilight maybe its because of your age or are you hiding something else

[Xfanganimation]

twilight sucks

[L1lyK0]

Hamish and Andy are Hilarious!!!

[willowgal46]

Who freakin cares? Hamish and Andy are soooo funny get a life to those who got offended, If ya cant laugh at some stupid vampire movie then you,ve got probs . Go Hamish and Andy!!!!!LOL

[RandomxViewer]

What the hell? Vampires turn into friggin' bats! ARGH this novel killed that whole feature about them! it was around hundreds of years before this novel and its just deminished after it!

[LullaaByy]

haha what the hell??

i love twilight - the BOOK that is.

But I love Hamish and Andy too!

And CLEARLY they're just joking around.

Duh.

Jeeeez.

Bathtub of blood.. HAHA, Funny.

[Zashley4ever]

hahaha, fuckling stupid twilight fans.

[SmiggleGiggles]

ROFL, "suck, crap, idiot"

H&A are the best

[tobiasfangor25]

I know yeah, bloody twihards. Twilight has ruined vampires and confused Generation Y about the real impressiveness and myth of vampires. I made my sister watch Bram Stoker's Dracula, and all she kept saying was: "they've got it all wrongm vampires CAN go into the sun if they wanted, they'll just sparkle is all" "vampires don't really control wolves, they're enemy clans" "vampires don't really turn into beasts" and "REAL vampires can't sleep"... Poor, poor deprived child (she's 19 by the way)

[wotsit22]

Woahhh! I seriously love Hamish and Andy, those fans ... bit creepy! I mean i love Twilight, but not to the point where i'd take a jokey podcast the wrong way.

[macro312]

ROFL

[noobguy18]

i love this

[omfgimustBeJesus]

PMSL that was great..

[carrotstick24601]

HILARIOUS stuff. I remember listening to this on the radio and I was cacking myself. Thanks for posting. I really enjoy Hamish and Andy's stuff.

[elliesnort]

"scientific fact" hahahaahahah, god, bludey twihards these days

[Gold3nGirl]

I enjoyed the twilight books and films, but also found this hilarious!! Hamish is awesome =]

[zeroanor]

You're a stupid bitch then.

[Gold3nGirl]

bahaha you've got some serious problems!

phht, what a nutjob.

[13thDeathstar]

hamish and andy forgot to mention the whole "sparkly vampires" thing. What the hell? VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE!!

[bobbysoxer123]

@13thDeathstar they live in the woods, they sparkle, and they don't eat humans, they're blatantly fairies!

[13thDeathstar]

@bobbysoxer123 good call. forgot about that one. You're right, they are indeed fairies.

[Meeeaty]

oh my, do NOT tell me hamish's girlfriend is a twilight fan.

[MeanCullenized]

haha! lol

[BoReD2HaRd]

WTF these fans need to calm down, you can tell they got no lives ... i'd expect this overeaction from religious people ... not fans of a movie about a sparkly vampire who wants to get to 2nd base with some girl

[xSodaxPop9x]

i love twilight the book,..well the first two books, but the rest is way over board, so anyone who makes fun of twilight ...well i love em.

[sshiel77]

@xSodaxPop9x

i agree with you here.

first two are my fav as well and the last two are a bit odd.

[flippride91]

hahaha.

[aussieebabe]

lol yeah some chicks need to get lives lol

not take stuff comedians say to seriously

[madrandombutterfly2]

my gosh crazy teenage fangirls are crazy

[PennyLegend]

Hamish and andy are awesome! My boyfriend thinks they are the funniest shit ever.

[Suprnub]

vampires turn into bats

burn in the sun

hate garlic

and die with a steak though thier hearts

they dont sparkle

[21MAY80]

no. vampires are made up...

[phatman811]

things that sparkle are gay guys in mardi gra

whats that say about edward cullen

[cocoacocoa77]

haha. i love this.

hamish and andy are hilarious!

[uruz88]

hahahaha

[aussieebabe]

hhahah hamish should have directed it lol

[newbiebacon]

hmm.. let me think FUCK YEA isnt that what we all were thinking while watching twilight its so true, its so funny

[aussieebabe]

fuck their funny !!! love you guys listen to you every weekday

[hockeykingmitcher7]

to the girl michelle a vampire is a myth there cant be a myth about a myth

[tacosrule64]

I'm pretty fairly certain that was the joke.

[rarelyzippo]

Soooo great! Luv these guy's!

[iSeeAdam]

lol why the hell would people get upset about tht!!?? he hardly bashed the film at all he just gave his opinion...stupid teeny boppers over reacting probably because theyve had too much red cordial or something

Hamish>>>those people anytime

[3g0syst3m]

I agree with everything Hamish, said those tweens need to be able to take a joke

[ForEverInBlue09]

I remember listening to this on the radio. lol. People got so worked up by it. :)

[BeautifulRX]

He said phereNomes...its phereMones!!!!!