Let's Play Don't Shit Your Pants

[TyakaB]

I was honestly hoping "don't shit" would work. but no, game just tells you "you shit your pants anyway". So much for thinking (and not shitting) outside the box

[VenusAngeletic]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww!! grooss

[jnssnable]

hahaha

[kojiknight]

Oh DC, you made sure to enjoy your "get out of no cursing free" card in this vid. I almost miss your early La Mulana days where they'd slip out fairly regularly. I guess it's some sort of perverse pleasure like watching you die to something over and over again, or like when you head desk.

[Alfonso2456]

hmm DC this is the first vid that i saw in your channel so this is special to me

[dapoculos13]

I'm watching this while I really need to take a shit... Getting difficult now. :S

And yes, i'm trying to hold it for as long as I can.

[kyal987654321]

Try yoga, that helps.

[PsyIn2D]

Oh god this is so funny. It's so funny that I shit my pants... start again! *remove pants* *watch video*

[AustriaDictator]

You just shit on the floor, CONRATULATIONS!!!

[VinnyVanYiffy]

you shit on the floor! onto your pants! you shit your pants!

[ExKizuna1]

Remove Pants

Shit

Win

[Fenir8]

remove pants

kill self

[ballpointpress]

I defy anyone to play this game and not type "shit pants".

[TheDAVXX]

I love your videos dude Im happy I found them :D

[masic88]

I get the feeling that "crown" and "shit" is a wordplay of itself.

...

HUZZAH!

HAVE AT YOU!

[theoroinvictus]

That guy looks like Carl from ATHF.

[GamerDudeXbox123]

what if you did shave butt on door O.O

[DeceasedCrab]

@GamerDudeXbox123 Gross, no.

[ogitode]

shit king yay :DD

[OwlmasterTheCreator]

what are this types of games called, Typing games???

[DeceasedCrab]

@OwlmasterTheCreator Text adventures.

[torstn]

@OwlmasterTheCreator well you actually have to solve problems here creating solutions so you need to think way more than in your typical 3d shooter games, so it would be a "sophisticated" game that way, or a "thinking " game

[NaivePheonix]

how is this horror?

[charizardoreo]

@NaivePheonix shitting your pants is horrible

[kacper11]

Shit I need to get this game.

[steeltwistercoaster]

take pants off

[babylonthief]

that guy reminds me of bomberman somehow...must be the colors...or the fact he's throwing some serious" bombs" all over the place.

[Dayntei]

Se-poo-ku...

Because you totally don't have more pairs of pants and a shower...

[shikakimushrooms]

I typed in let's play horror games and I found this XD

[DeceasedCrab]

@shikakimushrooms Hahaha... yeah, sorry about that.

[qwertzy121212]

I love you, DeceasedCrab

[velociraptor7814]

Mister Main Character does not know how to dance.

He also does not know how to love.

I feel sad for Mister Main Character.

[fakeplasticball]

You sound like keanu reeves for the first part.

[AndiWandi]

This was way beyond awesome. Thank you for showing us that there are still some pretty decent games out there.

[Solarchos]

I laughed so hard I shit myself. Twice.

[inferno232]

Ha, I found this on Kongregate. Good game. I played it through in about fifteen minutes or less before going back to MARDEK.

[vankook]

I love this game. My favorite is jumping the gun.

[skullypieman]

just say dont shit your pants!!!

[MrLabelChannel]

"Congrantulations you shit on the floor!" someone should make a t-Shirt out of this

[xxryansgirl4everxx]

Hahaha, I love this game, despite how silly this is all things considered. I played this once, I think I should play it again soon for a lets play of my own (considering I'd forgotten what I'd done last time). Anyway, nice choice!

[NamratsTheStarman]

eat pill

it hurts

[supersunny8]

I already shit my pants during the Trilby's notes LP. I've got no shit left to shit.

[predcon1]

If coprophilial games are your bag, I suggest the browser game "Diarrhea Dan" on the BBC site for Look Around You. I'd have posted the actual weblink, but YouTube doesn't like links in comments.

[Killer4741]

I tried "remove pants" & "kill self" and I won even though my character died

[Mayesama]

Lets Play a one part game. Oh Deceased crab, Is there anything you can't make awesome?

[Renagade002]

... Is it natural to experience an awkward feeling after laughing at this video?

[HyMyNameIsMatt]

I assume playing Cave Story, is what makes you say "Huzza!".

[Elvisgratton90]

try ''don't shit''. he will shit his pants anyway :D

[XxXbrokensightsXxX]

if you type "soft fart" it will give you more time but you can only use it once!

[Professorhax]

One of the finest survival horror games of our time.

[DemaV7]

My ears couldn't handle such strong language. :(

[Jakeallen86]

Oh deceased crap. you jokester you. You don't use curses for your younger audiences, but you couldn't help but totake advantage of it huh?

[wingedmario64]

I like the part when shit his pants

[meep140]

Game: You shit your pants!

You: Aww... Shit!

Game: You shat before you even started again!

[DoomsdayKirisame]

You abused your abilities to say 'shit' for once in a Let's Play! D<

[Skaarjguy]

ARASUUGHAFUG.

It feels REALLY weird hearing you say "shit."

Oh well.

[Noruzenchi86]

Fucking downraters blammed it on Newgrounds D:

[N00BterminatorX]

i typed in "hit wife" and he shit his pants XD

[DeceasedCrab]

@N00BterminatorX There's something wrong with you!

[N00BterminatorX]

@DeceasedCrab, yep, im a bit of an evil genius >:P

[TyloNary]

You had way to much fun saying shit in this one.

[DeceasedCrab]

@TyloNary "too"

[Zebeast123]

i beat this game easy but it was still really fun!

[RuPeeSandLaMpoiL]

Damn! That dude looks like my dad...

[m4binogiman]

This was an awesome LP, I especially enjoyed the rampant cursing!

[BadXFox]

Fart....a little! xD

[coolpizzacook]

So Deceased Crab you have any plans for a new Let's Play?

[DeceasedCrab]

@coolpizzacook Bbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[thatgreenboo]

@coolpizzacook NEVER ASK! It ruins the surprise!

[TheRealBurninator]

Can you eat the crown?

[SkyBlueFox1]

Ever try taking your pants off, then dying?

It counts as winning.

[FancifulSwan]

To not shit your pants.... What a great incentive to beat a game

[SkellionPowalskiz]

Oh lord, I don't think me or my dad have laughed as hard as we did watching this. xD

[super0sonic]

It's like there is a party in my Pants and everyone is invit... oh wait that's just shit.

[Cecilink60]

Ah those early PC games were such stupid fun...

[Setzergabbini]

Haha, That was funny.

[AwsomekidsTV]

Wow.. Really odd game but funny name Haha. xD Nice job with all your lets plays.

[argentfang]

This game is so simple and silly that you can't help but laugh. Your commentary just makes it all the more enjoyable and for that, I salute you Corpse of a Crustacean.

[TribecalledTom]

That was hilarious , great vid love the channel

[zaperatus]

This certainly is an... interesting game...

[ShadyMonkeyH]

I especially enjoyed the rampant cursing.

[shoveitinya]

Great video. My favorite part was when you shit your pants.

[candygirl173]

If you remove the pants before you kill yourself, it says something like 'you killed yourself, but you didn't shit your pants, so, congratualtions?' hilarious LP by the way.

[Trodlgrimm]

This was hilarious, DC. You rock! :)

[AirPirateCid]

Well, I guess that it's his floor to shit on. And besides, he's the Shit King now so he can shit on anyone's floor he wants to!

This was a funny LP to say the least.

[CheeseburgerWithMayo]

I had to shit, but I decided to watch this video first. In retrospect my decision to wait and watch your video was a bad idea. I could have done things in a better order, but I just can't help myself. I love your videos DeceasedCrab. You are by far the best LPer I have seen.

In short, I shit my pants.

[rockeranimefreak]

To think such games ACTUALLY EXIST! Well DC, you pulled it off surprisingly well. Hat's off to you sir!

[koelewim]

it was indeed a reference to robot chicken, and no intention to be racist at all. No harm intended.

[koelewim]

Who poop raaahhst? The poo has the power! You win 1 million dowwah!

[DeceasedCrab]

@koelewim So, just so we're all clear here, this post isn't intentionally racist, it's a reference to Robot Chicken. Which was... also kind of racist? I can't really win here.

[Chronos1Almighty]

There's something about how happy he looks when he doesn't shit his pants that makes me think of diaper commercials. Maybe it's because he has a child-like look of glee when he does something right.

[SuperFireM]

How is it NOT a survival horror game?

[mechamind90]

Apparently you left out "don't shit". It says "You shit your pants anyway! Game over".

[Kytseo]

because he's HORRIFIED at the possibility of shitting his pants, & wants the cleanliness of his pants to SURVIVE the ordeal

[RobinDragonryder]

I laughed way harder than I should have at this. XD

[HyperRaiden73]

Should have suicided with pants off.

[duderun14]

The quick painless death of toilet humor .-.

[danieldb631]

There's...so much wrong with this game. So much.

[qwertygents]

This is great! Where did you find this game?

[caboosemacs]

haha wow, who took my everyday life and made a game out of it?

[kosmosfan01]

Best game title ever!!!

[MegaProto]

You know, something tells me this is going to be your most viewed video after a few months.

[DeceasedCrab]

@MegaProto Sadly enough.

[KrillinGoku]

This is the second best video on YouTube.

[DrFrohman]

Hey, DC; I was wondering, have you ever played Half-Life?

[DeceasedCrab]

@DrFrohman Is it any wonder I block so many people on YouTube? My god, just look at these comments.

[TaticalVensaur]

@DeceasedCrab Hey deceased crab i just wanted to say i apperate the time and effort you take to make videos to entertain the general public so thanks.

[DeceasedCrab]

@TaticalVensaur Well at least your heart's in the right place. I apperate your comment. Whatever that means.

[TaticalVensaur]

@DeceasedCrab proably not the best choice of words on my part but at least the message got trouhgh oh and thanks for the iji lets play it helped alot.

[MyOverflow]

@DeceasedCrab Maybe he thinks he's Harry Potter.

[Vinifera7]

I wonder how long it took you to figure out "fart a little". I hate when text adventures make you guess obscure wording.

[SytharX]

Yet another greatly done LP, Deceased Crab! Thank you for sharing... this... game... :)

By the way, I would really like to see you LP "Treasure Hunter Man" by Fallen Angel. Its a fun game to play, and I think you would appreciate its platforming style and just plain weirdness. Just a thought.

[ZeakCao]

I seriously laughed at this, i'm now going to download this, thank you so much for showing this great game. <3

[zombiemanjosh]

I shit pants laughing so hard.

[NamratsTheStarman]

"eat pill"

it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts

[MegamanXfan21xx]

You manage to make the word "shit" sound not offensive.

[SwampertMSTR13]

I am DeceasedCrab, and I just shit my pants!

[RRhaegarr]

hahaha this is too funny!

[FaustY2K]

Awesome game :D

[xanithofdragons]

"Eat pill"? Reminds me of a different horror game. One that's actually frightening.

[Vaderkid123]

@xanithofdragons Left 4 Dead is frightening?

[rossmallo]

@xanithofdragons I don't know what you're talking about, this is freaking terrifying.

[underthepale]

You're drunk again, aren't you?

[Sephikoden]

This is hilarious. Thumbs up to the guy whoever made this.

[VeePickle]

I wonder, can you shit ON the toilet?

[esotericagenda]

Never thought I'd hear DC exclaim "Don't shit your pants! Huzzah!".

[Sakris]

After watching this video I now know how to not shit my pants and as we all know, knowing is half the battle.

[BygPhattyPlus]

I haven't laughed so hard in so long!

[Shylilsweety]

Haha, that was great. :]

[ripley4O77]

Can you flush the crown?

[zappazoey]

Ah! Ahah! I can't breathe! xD

[LookingThere]

Oh crud, I think I nearly shit my pants from laughter.

[Jadriam]

A "survival horror" game? Are the pants the protagonist? That makes....hm. That makes a bit too much sense.

[Gorillazareking]

Watch out for the thrilling sequel: "Don't Piss in the Potted Plant."

[adoblivione]

Thanks, DC. I thoroughly enjoyed this game, and was hoping that you'd LP it one day. All hail the shit king!

[dismalelysium88]

This. Is the greatest Let's Play. Ever.

...

Of all time.

[Snake0987]

i like to play "Don't Shit Your Pants" while shitting my pants

[Phitzy2NA]

Does anyone ever over-eat before they play this? It gives this a...um...realistic element.

[TheMrkirby2]

...wow...just wow...

[UrlynVinx]

You know, beyond the obviously coarse subject matter of the game, this is actually pretty clever. For the amount of time it takes to exhaust all the options, anyways.

Now I must go and get brain bleach to undo what I have just watched.

I GUESS it could be defined as a survival horror game because you can die (you proved that), and it can be quite horrific, in a certain sense.

[jackrc11]

can you remove shirt?

[3q89396]

did you do a test run before doing this very disturbing LP?

[SchlossRitter]

Well, this is quite different, amusing but different. If only there was this much detail in The Sims.

[usefulidiot227]

This game was so fun to play. But I totally needed the walk through to figure it out.

[djKanda]

I like how you can make such a shitty LP, yet still entertaining.

[FearTheGremlin]

*kill self*... Your vision fades and you hear a soft 'pbffffff' as you shit your pants.

[YukaTakeuchiFan]

Be honest with yourself, DC... You too couldn't resist typing anything BUT "shit" the very first time you booted this game up.

[gamingpixie]

I once heard a story about when someone presented Mark Twain with a platypus. Whether it was live or just a picture of one, I don't know, but when shown it, he simply said, "There's no such thing as that," and went on like nothing had happened. That's exactly how I feel looking at this game.

[DeceasedCrab]

@gamingpixie There's no such thing as Narwhals.

[DeceasedCrab]

How come so many of you idiots are still using the term "LOL"? It's not 1996 anymore. You can stop that now, I just delete those comments.

[heroteen16]

@DeceasedCrab wait you delete the comments with "lol" in them or are just only "lol"?

[DeceasedCrab]

@heroteen16 Yes.

[relyt832]

@DeceasedCrab lo- i mean haha. now that you say it i kinda see it too

[HyperRaiden73]

@DeceasedCrab People will never stop that term. You get morons that still think they are in 1995-1996. They should really update both their mind ands physical calenders.

[HCBailly]

@DeceasedCrab So, if someone wanted to compliment your videos on how funny they are, yet would rather use an abbreviation since they lack the desire to form a complete sentence, what abbreviation should they use, if at all?

Awesome LP, by the way.

[DeceasedCrab]

@HCBailly ...how about "Haha, that was funny". Or "I especially enjoyed the rampant cursing". "Awesome LP" also works.

Acronyms can go die. People need to learn to complete sentences.

[TheThreadWeaver]

@DeceasedCrab

A number of us would be more inclined to use complete sentences if Youtube would get rid of the darn character limit.

[DeceasedCrab]

@TheThreadWeaver If you need to go over the character limit in order to use complete sentences, you need to die.

[nohophil]

@DeceasedCrab I'm afraid it's gotten worse than that. A lot of people *not at their computers* are starting to use internet shorthand, and internet/television memes as catchphrases and general slang... :(

I can understand if it's accidental, but if you talk like that all the time, you appear really dumb and/or lazy, and will be rejected every time at an important interview.

If it appears in an official dictionary/thesaurus, I'm really afraid there's going to be mass book burnings. :(

[SBaby]

@DeceasedCrab I seriously wish that net language was never invented.

[Skaarjguy]

@DeceasedCrab If that makes you mad, it'll make you even angrier at the fact that people elsewhere on the internet actually shorten "LOL" further to just "L".

Someone needs to invent E-fist already so I can start punching people like that in the face through the internet.

[DeceasedCrab]

@youtubuser10 Crowning takes on an entirely new, horrific meaning here.

[Chttrbox88]

What happens if you fart a little, take the pills, take off your pants, open the door, then kill yourself

[DeceasedCrab]

@Chttrbox88 You shit your pants.

[EmperorZ19]

@DeceasedCrab If you take off your pants, then die, you don't shit your pants. So you... win?

[th3k3ymast3r]

@EmperorZ19 Actually yes, It's accompanied by the funniest text in the game.

[squirtleninja]

You can swear?

[SoraRoxas111]

I can never win at this game -_-

[FMagl]

... I think I just shat my pants.

I'm frowning so hard right now.

[TheMoriMaster]

Chaos at its finest.

[TheMoriMaster]

Chaos at it's finest.

[MooseyFate100]

I now have an audio clip saved of "I'm Deceased Crab and I shit my pants"

[casey963]

o.o Yes. Don't shit your pants.