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  • well if he can get girls he must have some trick, and possibly alot of black eyes from that "Sexual laugh" coment.

  • O my god ompa loompa

  • Did anyone else notice that one nostril is bigger then the other...or is that just me? :$

  • @thefirestar56 its the lighting....

  • the baby from the teletubbies has grown a lot

  • I'm not going to use that word.

  • i did it . i get a punch in the cheek .

  • your pumpkiness is hilariously unsexy

  • LOL YOUR FUCKING ORANGE!!!!

    

  • Hate advice from women, some seem confused.

  • i clicked this to see if it was true and if you said that to me or any other girl then you have a good chance that you'll get a HARD slap on the face or she'll stop likeing you. If you say that all she'll think is "Ewww. All he cares about is my body" So if she likes you...... Bye Bye any chance of getting her. Oh and one more think. Why are you an orange man women wearing lipstick?

  • Hmmmm... I bet he get's all the boys. How we know is because he has a sexual laugh.

  • you look like a orange clown dude are you a pervert?

  • @360RBG I know right he's got like lipstick on or something

  • WTF....does he have makeup on.

  • U LOOK LIKE A FKN PERVERT DICK

  • hey apple

    hey

  • this dude looks like a chick

  • thats makeup dude!

  • Omg!!! Thank you so much!!

  • fake tan???

  • who the fuck uses email anymore? xD

  • Just say the word, dont blab on about the other shit.

  • whats up patricio?

  • yeah right most of em r justlooking at u like ur gonnarape them if usaid that

  • He is orange

  • The annoying orange!

  • Your skin is orange?

  • Can I say, "Wow! My dick is so sexy!" "What big sexy tits you have, my dear!" "You have such sexy thighs!! I'd LOVE to spend a month between them!!" "Look at that sexy ass of yours!! I'd like to fuck you `til you bleed!!" "Bitch, you are so sexy, I'd love to tear out your weave!!" "I just bought the sexiest cuccumber you EVER saw!!! Would you like to try it?"

  • He looks like a fucking orange with lipstick

  • he has blue eyes hes tanned and you noticed his lips right away. and your a GUY!! imagine the girls. get lost haters

  • All you have to do is mention casually ass 2 mouth in a sentence and if she likes you she'll lick her lips, it must be casual though. For instance, you could say I like your mouth, it reminds me of my moms, I bet you'd be good at ass to mouth... There you go!

  • it's the ompaa lumpah leader.

  • ........zzzzzzz....zzzzzzz...h­ah..how to tell her...please ....i'm really dizzy about girls

  • I thought I was watching Willy Wonka!

  • Shut your fucking mouth you lipstick wearing, spray on tan mofo.

  • I will never listen nor watch a faggot anounce how to get girls.This is disgusting.

  • Spray tan + lipstick + huge ass mouth = Kim kardashian all over again. Oh shit. Btw don't do what he says. It WIlL fuck you over

  • just seems kinda passive aggressive, go for the throat and say exactly what you mean in all of its uncomfortable and unemphatic glory. too much dancing and honestly the more you think about it the creepier it gets. Honing the skill of being something other than one's self is really detrimental to self. I'd rather be lonely than whore myself out to someone else's version of acceptable.

  • Kiss her.  simple enough?

  • You look like a fucking orange clown!

  • ur orange and wearing lipstick

  • I did this and bout 10 min l8er she reacted the same way to bout 3 other guys....>.>

  • Listen I'm not trying to be rude or make anyone feel offended in anyway but this video is not true at all. I find it kind of offensive that your saying the best methood to finding out if a girl likes you is by calling her "sexy." A) that word thrown around to lightly, B) It implies that you’re looking at her body rather than what makes her unique. Yes some people get their security from looks but looks alone don't cut it. Don't make her feel like a striper, make her feel special.

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  • Why does he wear red lipstick are you a tran .

  • I wonder what will happen if i say it to my mum....

  • Well the annoying orange has certainly changed his videos

  • 0:55

  • I find your laugh very sexual.....

  • @l1b67 hhahahahaha! oh god i laugh so sexually...

  • u sd use a wig :D then it will look complete n Pls change ur voice too ;)

  • lol .. hes using women's lipstick :D

  • Do you have a girlfriend?

  • What make up do you use? Nutella?

  • @Lopeirada Peanut butter I think :)

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  • GET TO THE FUCKING POINT!

  • ahhhh its a monster!!!

  • "Hey I really like you, do you like me?"

    Translation: "Hey, have sex with me."

  • Hes orange lolz

  • sexy is the word that i use but i didnt know that was how i picked up girls so fast

  • I'm so sorry this is so rude, but can you fit an entire banana in mouth horizontally?

    Also even if I like you, if you bring in the word sex-in any form-I'm going to walk away. It makes me think all your think about is getting me into bed. And thats annoying, even if I'm think the same thing.

    Better way to get to a woman is to tell her that you think her smile is so inviting. Or that her eyes just suck you in. Its an easier way to tell her that she's attracting you, with out creeping her out.

  • how the hell did i get on this i was watching dbz and then next thing i know this pops up OOHH WAIT NOW I GET IT jk lol good vid

  • GENIUS

  • smh this is lame advice.com heres a little advice dudes dnt use the word sexy bcuz it makes u sound like all u care about is sex. when someone calls me sexy i think of someone who's been staring at my ass for 10 mins before he came up to talk to me like a creep, if someone calls me sexy it better be my bf not some dude trying to be my bf.

  • CAN PEOPLE PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF THIS GUY BEING ORANGE?! PLEASE! ITS JUST THE LIGHT REFLECTING FROM THE LIGHT OF THA ROOM TO THE CAMERA TO HIM NO BIG DEAL SO STOP BADGERING ON ABOUT IT!

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  • are one of those attraction materials is to turn orange

  • y r u wearing lipstick and lookin like a umpalumpa

  • 99,699 views..

    LOL

  • @TheRobloxGurl hahhahahha not funny.

  • you're funny and wrong. why play games ,be indirect? simply ask the person you are attracted to if they'd like to go out.i haven't even been with anyone and i know this.btw,you have nice eyes. a simple compliment,not a date proposition.

  • What kind of girls do oranges attract?

  • that seriously wouldn't work.

  • Lol why is this guy orange?

  • SORRY but if a guy I liked said this to me it would put me off him!

  • i don't have to mention sexuality to make a girl withdraw from me. sometimes i just say 'hello' and they are already backing off.

  • @topperheartramada Well do you say it like the creeper up the street with candy in his windowless van? lolz I'm just playing. I have friend like that, poor thing. He can't get a date to save his poor sad little life. Sometimes its the girls you're going after.

  • @FiestyCat86 Yeah, I say it in a creepy way... Nah, I'm just the kind of person who couldn't get a date if I were stranded on a deserted island with a woman with zero chance of ever making it back to the civilization.

  • @topperheartramada Well with that attitude. Maybe all you need is a crash course in confidence 101. Thats my friends problem. Man up a little. Girls like a little bad boy mixed in with their good guy. And dont listen to a word this goober is telling you. His tricks only work if you are already acquainted with the girl. If you try any of this before hand youll come off super creepy.

    Maybe you're just looking for love is all the wrong places. Give yourself another chance maybe?

  • @FiestyCat86 Nah, after years of rejection I've got used to being single. Plus it's getting hard to maintain interest in women when you don't get it back. But hey, it's their choice.

  • I said it she slapt me kicked me in the dick and ran a way

  • that's fucking genius

  • just grow some balls and ask the freaking girl if she likes you!

  • lies

  • do we have to wear lipstick?

    dude!!!!

  • Oh my gosh, if any guy ever said that to me I would run the opposite direction spraying my pepper spray behind me. Ok, not really, but it definitely gives off the creeper vibes, especially if you've only been talking with her for "a few minutes" (as orange man stated at the beginning). If she laughs, it's probably because she doesn't know what to say (and not in the cutesy romantic way). Wait to say this til you're actually in a relationship at least. This guy's logic seems a little...off.

  • spray tan...??

  • Where's Fred :(

  • Food dont have a chance against your yapper... I'm scared...

  • You wearing lipstick bro?

  • Dude! Your mouth is HUGE!

  • wow it worked for me. and not to be rude or anything but.........is that just the natural color of your lips

  • Yeah, I'm a woman and I wanted to see this out of morbid curiosity. I wouldn't go for that even with a guy I did like. My thought would be, "Dang, he's not one of those guys who can't think of anything but sex is he?" Maybe another word that wouldn't set off our creeper alarm... like "charming", "captivating", or something like, "When you laugh I can't help but smile. You are remarkable." That would let us know you dig us without being too much! Plus, you'll get points for a good vocabulary!

  • Why u orange boy?

  • he got a big ass mouth

  • omg,people comments are so funny,but yeah,he does look funny. i clicked on the vid and when i seen him i was saying,"huh,hahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahah

  • Pretty sure iif someone told me that my laugh is sexual i would be creeped out and punch them in the face.

  • It worked

  • it looks like he is wearing lip stick O.O

  • he has the biggest mouth ever

  • It really lets the girl know you're creepy. o.o; "Your laugh is sexual."

  • @animecrazy102 LMAO! no kidding

  • guys come on he isnt the anoying orange.... i have proof, the anoying orannge doesnt wear lipstick

    

  • wait just a damn minute, i like this girl but like she's not the type that would be like ya lets go F**K hell no, she is smart funny and pretty but like what if she tells her parents or friends, do i care, no! Wat should i do, if she laugh then this would be the sentence " Wow, what a sexy laugh"! Wat if she said thanks? Wat does that mean?

  • hey nice vid thanks for the info m8

  • Well I never had to use the word "sexy" or "sexual" to just have sex if this destroys your whole dead theory about figuring out if a girl "likes" you. I know this, because a lot of guys use both those stupid words. We call them thirsty dudes. I think you're one of them.

  • calm down with the orange jokes

    now a days, people cant ever say anything nice

  • damn this annoying orange is annoying than before !!

  • fail

  • yo shes gunna think your a perv, not cute and you should say something like your laugh is cute not sexy DONT LISTEN TO THIS GUY sorry im not trying to hate but iimma girl i knoe this stuff (especially if you barely started talking to her)

  • yo this nigga mouth huge 

  • @TGOD1213 ROFL!

  • Annoying orange on crack

  • Boo!! Dont use anything with sex in it.. She will call u a perv.. First time talking and u are talking about sex?? Thats not game!!!!

  • nice lipstick

  • u weaeing makeup?

  • whats in your face ? :|

  • fake AND lesbian.

    

  • Why is he wearing makeup???

  • annoying orange!!!

  • @TheGameComment hahaahahhaaha the best i have heard LOL HAHAHAHAA :)

  • Its Jim Carry's character the mask!!!!!!!

  • Uhhhhhh well nothing sexy about this

  • Dude, You look like a retarted snookie, I dont watch Jersey Whore but dude thats wrong.

  • how about "baby that ass of yours is sexy and sexual'

  • Eyeshadow !

  • WHOA, thats a big ass mouth and teeth. This horse needs his carrots!!!!

  • @loves2litigate don't even pretend that he's not hot...

  • hes wearing makeup and lipstick is he g-a-y

  • i dont know why he is orange... but every time he said the word sexy or sexual i got a little creeped out

  • hahah. I do believe that test works. Guys, why not try it and don't let your childish "annoyance over the dudes appearance" affect the actual truth in what hes saying.

  • 16 blinks

  • why is he orange.

    

  • why r u wearing make up

  • lipstick...lol really

  • TAN FAIL  LOL

  • Omg he wearing makeup how weird is thar omg!!!!!!!!!

  • what a weido, no girls like him. then again, im watching his video.... BECAUSE I FUCK BITCHS!

  • annoying orange hahaha

  • He only blinked 2 times... weirdoo

  • @Mr5LeafClover no he blinks 18 times i counted look closlly

  • ORANGE

  • Wait....are you wearing make up?

  • I dont really take girl advice from a guy wearing makeup !

  • either you find out if she likes u you find out shes a feminist but in that case who wants her anyways

  • hes a vols fan

  • dude...you got a little something on your face....

  • holy shit what the hell happened to this guy!?

  • spray tan,lipstick, eyliner,

  • This dude is a Simpson

  • HOLY SHIT THATS A BIGASS MOUTH!!!!! dayyyum

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA LOL!!!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR SKIN COLOR AND YOUR MOUTH THAN CAN FIT A WATERMELON IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAAAAA Sorry dude but it's too funny.

  • @TyrellHD He actually ejaculates Tango if you didn't know. True story.

  • Are you gay o.o?

  • Here's how I tell if a girl likes me. It's a very biological approach. I stick it in and if she let's me keep it in, then she likes me. If she calls the cops, well, then you should see me run.

  • Okay, with all the make-up on your face and your bright red lipstick, one things for sure, NO GIRL WILL EVER LIKE YOU. So shut up.

    Guys,

    m a girl, and I know this gay is a jerk. Dont listen to whateva shit he says!!!

  • sexy huh well get a slap instead

  • lipstick ewwwww

  • ummm thats not true.....

  • his mouth is hench !! lol