Accelerated Reader - Testimonial

[TheGuyWithFins]

I used to like reading, but then this

[CALLofDUTY880]

man dude i hate this i dont even do it for the reading i do it for the points and if i dont have enough i could flunk this suck.

[ILOLHARD1001]

AR is screwed up ive had about 20 detentions cuz of it!

[HxCEtErNaL]

...now ask them about the program!! Dumb shits!!! We need fucking destroy this piece of shit program!!! Ar is 50% of my grade in my english class!!! It doesnt pull readers in!! It just takes them out!!!

[mkuzn123]

if i had a dollar for every pixel i saw i'd have a dollar.

[360360matthew]

i f---ing h8 AR...

I scored 12th grade on my STAR test but i mite flunk cuz of this stupid thing.

The really dumb thing is is when i was sick i read this really long deep book that was one of the only books i have ever liked and it had no test. UGH!

[xemnas554]

reading sux im trying to cheat on this

[osamadied]

kid sees book

possibility one : wrong grade level

possibility two : no ar test

possibility three : not enough points

kid puts book back

[osamadied]

[rant]

Accelerated Reader is a sack of crap. In our school district, it is 10% of your English grade. Reading for fun ... ha ha. It sucks all the fun out of reading. It is the epitome of what is wrong with schools. A COMPUTER PROGRAM determines part of your grade? Also, AR nitpicks on the most minor details ever. Example: If a nuclear war destroys everything in sight in a book, and only one person survives, does it really matter what color one of the pebbles were? [/rant]

[JTheMiner]

Also, the kids don't even read for fun.

They read for the points.

The points get them rewards.

[JTheMiner]

Btw, this is taking all the fun out of reading.

> typical ar kid

> see book

> looks intresting

> not ar

> puts back

[JTheMiner]

This fucking piece of shit dropped my grade down to a C.

> read book

> fail test

> fail english

[GaRz717]

AR is cunt..

[kickin313]

AR IS MAKING ME FUCKING FAIL ENGLISH ITS FUCKING STUPID!

[McGrath435]

haha sounds like those kids are advocating reading... not the AR software.

No shit reading helps you learn/be a better person.

fuckin' AR

[CandyApple929]

I fuckin' HATE AR. It's the dumbest piece of shit I've ever heard of. The person who invented it must hate kids if they're making them read FOR GRADES. AR takes the fun out of reading. If there's a book that doesn't have an AR test, I end up not reading it and it makes me so angry that I've probably missed out on a great book. Ugh, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the high school I'm gonna go to soon won't have something as retarded as this garbage.

[megamanfreak321]

AR stands for Ass Retards......THOSE KIDS HAVE SOME FRIGGIN ISSUES......I AM GUNNA GO STICK TO READING MAGAZINES AND BOOKS TEACHERS HATE THAT DONT ASSOCIATE WITH AR!!!

[bieberhaterforever1]

Accelerated Reader is just another way to limit the number of books you can read: FUCK ACCELERATED READER AND ALL EDUCATIONAL BULLCRAP

[MrREDDRAGON100]

you guys are pussys all of you gay shits

[ParanormalJunior]

No wonder there is an obesity epidemic, its because of this shit taking over the world. Read or get disciplined. I can't read any books I like with this junk!

[lspencer555]

@DerwinDavis "I Missed my interview" and i don't know why!!!

-4BBobby

[TheClanWarsChanal]

AR made this kid fat and im not lying all he dose is read in hall ways read in lunch rooms and he thinks hese so funny so i thinkAR makes people fat like this kid at my school

[currtbenton]

AR reader is shit.

[famousfahad]

AR made reliza that reading is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyy

[kepotev]

ar is gay it doesn't even help but what's worse is that my school MADE people do ar and something called Study Island don't try it it's retarded

[Jamari757]

i have to do studi island to

[lolavex]

You hate AR cause it made you get an A?

[tinmanlover1994]

i really love AR reading i love the test i do ar test's 1 two 2 times a week it has really help me on my reading alot AR READING ROCK!

[Weirdo033695111]

I lov-e A R.

[rolandapostol]

any1 got answers for quizes?

[famousfahad]

and also, do know why books were "flying off the shelves" in the libraries, and every kid has a book in their hand in the hallways? because they fucking have to!! it's a god damn chore, no fucking kid likes this shit! the adults in this video are either lying or just half fucking retarded!!! possibly both!!!

FUCKIN BITCHS MADE ME GET A B- ON MY FUKIN REPORT CARD WATCH MY VIDEO ITS A ARE HACK

[roshambo9]

dude your so right

[toadmann7]

and also, do know why books were "flying off the shelves" in the libraries, and every kid has a book in their hand in the hallways? because they fucking have to!! it's a god damn chore, no fucking kid likes this shit! the adults in this video are either lying or just half fucking retarded!!! possibly both!!!

[pretty08princess]

AR ROCKS!

it's part of meh grade like 5%

but no big deal i have 397 points! i love it i love it!

[cavsjunkie23]

lol wow, its 15 percent of mine

[pretty08princess]

-_- stupid people who dont like to read assholes xD xD xD XD

[Dumbodog4]

those kids are so payed actors (and its easy to tell)

[Fweezle1]

I do all my tests, classwork, and homework and I still don't have a good grade because of this. Mostly because I can never get a book that is on the list.

[bigrobmjca]

Accelerated Reader gave me so much greif. Whoever made that shit needs a good ol' ass whoopin'!

[edisto123]

i know where to get the answers on those tests

[germanyannous]

BTW..!! i always read like all the time ..... but you know what pisses me off?! THERE ARE ONLY A LIMIT OF BOOKS TO WHAT I CAN READ!! i read almost over 15 books that r not AR and i cant take a fucking test on them!! why the hell dont they just make a test for EVERYBOOK we recomend?! it sucks ass!! and the like force us to read it or thell call our paretns or send letters home saying that we are not participaation in class !! WTF!? I HAVE A LIFE!!!! THEY (kids in the video)

[edwardmakesongs]

dam A.R...if you dont do it they lower your grade one letter down

[emoboizryummy]

I HATE AR. All the questions are shallow and my school hardly has any tests to it really limits what i can read

[bammargerarocks99]

ar rocks my socks

[baozeng]

I hate AR test but i still have to do it because AR test are 80% of my grade

[sherwinskaterboi]

ar ficking suck

[shakedemdicetricks]

AR use to get on my fucking nerve. dat shit always gave me an F.

[haquepila]

ar's dumb you just read books and take quizzes

 i just do it for fun cause i rread a lot

[streetridersinc]

they are just faking

[ssbubly]

ar sucks

[toadmann7]

AR is the stupidest shit I've ever had to be associated with! I mean, I might read on my own, but when they MAKE you read, it just makes you want to not read!! Down with AR!! It sucks and I can guaranty that every kid in that video, was either payed to say that, or they're the biggest losers ever, and I'm dead fucking serious! Screw AR, the maker should feel bad about making it, because so many kids such as myself hate it! I speak for about 1 million plus kids who feel the same way by the way.

[pretty08princess]

atleast TRY reading and taking quizes

i LOVE Ar

[toadmann7]

i have tried it, and it's super fucking gay!

[waggrey98]

@toadmann7 true dat i hate fuckin accelared reader too!

[waggrey98]

@toadmann7 i hate that shit too

[TheKeeper421]

There used to be a site called ar-answers(dot)com

I think it was shut down though, but maybe they were just having tech difficulties or something today.

[tonyiommifan39]

I think reading is stupid. All in favor say "I"

[funkydudeblood]

..these ppl are crazyyy...AR is soo usless cause everyone cheats....

[areyoucursed]

tutorial on cheating, please? I haven't found a way yet.

[funkydudeblood]

..these ppl are crazyyy...AR is soo usless cause everyone cheats....

[iheartmymac77]

i got 200 poitns today i had 400 points in 3rd grade

[areyoucursed]

liar. You can't even spell points correctly.

[haquepila]

i have 100 points always top in my grade

last year i had 299 points

[joeblower7]

Does any1 know a book or a website that has free answers to test???

[tomygun1234]

if you have trouble getting points just go the website I always got to and cheat.

ps: you can't get caught.

[toommyjedi]

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[popstarr5]

My school has Acelerated Reader.I have to earn 30 points by February 29!

If some of you are thinking What the heck is Acelerated Reader?: Well Acelerated Reader is when you are finished with a book, you have to take a quiz on it on the computer. Depending on how big the book is and how high the grade level is, you earn points on it. Like a picture book may be worth Half a point & a long book may be worth 6 points. Of course if ya do bad on the quiz then you earn less points.

[TheKeeper421]

Book is War and Peace btw.

[TheKeeper421]

I have to read a 587,000 word book by this Friday and make a 100 on the test,and to top it off it's got lots of words in Russian.Not even gonna try to read and remember it lol.

[kailigilroy10]

im supposed to get 15 points by the end of january:(

[Drabat]

Accelerated reader is dumb... my teacher says i need 15 AR points every 2 weeks -_-

[dxgirl7861]

Haha

I need 5

Haha

but I need 12 by the end of this semester

[fenderalexmaster]

FUCK THIS!!!!!

[scmarine]

This is stupid, I agree. What is the point of this software. I as well get graded on it and our school has horrible books and bad tests. It is just plain stupid, if you don't get your points, reading level, or percentage correct, you lose 10% of your language arts grade. Stupid huh?

[RtTicuTte]

i hate accelerated reader!

[thizzboy99]

i hope there is a way to cheat this gay software

[police2130]

I get graded on ,it

[hardcorezelda]

THIS IS A PIECE OF SHIT