Park Your Assets with the SEC!

[voodan]

My favorite part is the cameo by Jason Osbourne!

[amaone]

lol

[1mealperday]

i am ever so thankful that even crooks have a limited lifespan. Thank you. This version is best.

[ravenmccloud]

Brilliant!!

[rockstarofredondo]

I love you stefbot.

[MrDorkusMaximus]

Clever AND humorous...

[jwinter228]

hahah love it

[electrickeys]

lol. Not the sleeping guard with the crusty feet!! SMDH

[christopher81818]

HAHAHAHA!!! That was funny with the kids doing the donuts.

[stratcatavarious]

Brilliant! Bravo !

[AnarchyInYourHead]

Where can I sign up?!

[PanzerDivisionBOM]

@AnarchyInYourHead

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[AnarchyInYourHead]

@PanzerDivisionBOM Aw, Hell no. I'm gonna thank you right now. Where else can you get service like that?

[TruthSurge]

hehehehehehhe

[prodigy00073]

Shiny forehead owns once again!

[reapfreak]

I love how you mentioned the "social contract." Funny, saved to favorites.

[OntologicalQuandary]

"I swear"

"Yea LOL"

sadly I figure that is exactly how their "oaths" go down

[brickmastertube]

Stef you should realy do more of these humorous videos. I loved this one :)

Give it a shot.

[InTheEndIWasRight]

lol jason

[survivalstuffonline]

Wow some humor! Nice job..lol

[pelucas716]

lol. yey, witty

[blue46gt]

I hate the state as much as anyone, but I don't see what's wrong with watching the S.E.C. criminals rob from Goldman Sachs, which is just another statist/corporate legal fiction. I do feel sad for the individual investors who were victimized, but if anything this should only serve as a lesson to not do business with Goldman, who's executive trade jobs with the Fed on a regular basis.

[FlailingJunk]

@blue46gt

I believe the point is that goldman stole billions from investors and the sec recovered 550 million of which 300 million it kept for itself.

[kevinz1985]

lol ^^

[Celedan]

And i thought Stefan was awsome BEFORE this video.

[anyonefindAMERICA]

Gar-run-tee 7 1/2 cents on the dollar and you got a deal! Sweet

[rileyyielding]

too funny

[AnderssenVP]

Well, I think that's not even funny. It's rather just stating the obvious.

(except the part with the 5 to 10 Cents a Dollar; I didn't get that, to be honest)

By the way, as a general remark, I find it interesting how I can so wholeheartedly agree with anarchists on civil rights issues, while their views about social politics appear so bizarre and unrealistic to me.

However, no one should hinder you to express that, of course. It's interesting nonetheless. ;-)

[CurtHowland]

@AnderssenVP "I find it interesting how I can so wholeheartedly agree with anarchists on civil rights issues, while their views about social politics appear so bizarre and unrealistic to me."

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You've been taught that "economic" rights are not "civil" rights, and things are unintelligible based upon that preconception.

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However, this is a false dichotomy. There is no difference where I spend my time or where I spend my money, it's the same thing.

[ytgv3fc7]

@CurtHowland also there is no difference between one's right to food and one's deprivation of it, and land, and clean water, due to the economic actions of others.

How'd you like my video I made with bonus footage at the end for you, free food, for anyone to take, obviously with enough left over no one cares and lets it rot?

[CurtHowland]

@ytgv3fc7 "no difference between one's right to food and one's deprivation of it"

The only "right" you have is to your own food, not other's food.

"free food, for anyone to take"

If you do it, people will use it. Go ahead, create your wonderful system. Just don't use any coercion, and you'll get no argument from me at all.

If it works, voluntarily, I'll likely join you.

But no, I haven't seen your video.

[ytgv3fc7]

@CurtHowland there's no such thing in the world as "your own food" but what is IN your fridge, your house, NOT out in the world growing in the ground all around us. Claims to land as claims to food are fraudulent. Food grows in the world and you do not own it nor have a right to choose who doesn't have it. You can eat what you can eat but that's that. After that point the food belongs to everyone equally. "IF"? It's the millions-years-proven supply of food to all living things. It works.

[CurtHowland]

@ytgv3fc7 Back to claiming that food just falls off of trees, I see.

Fine. You do subsistence dirt farming, with a life span of maybe 35. I'll take industrialization and a lifespan of 90.

[ytgv3fc7]

@CurtHowland it's the way of nature - food does just fall off trees and grow in the ground. Personal owernship over food you don't even want to eat and can't fit into your belly is a fraud. Nature has a way of handling such fraud: eat too much. get too fat. "There are not slow animals" and so the bad behaviour is stopped by predation. It's only by having an "economy" and "capitalism" one can transform wealth into high-concentration and amass it (dangerous). Dirt-farming with GOOD knowledge

[CurtHowland]

@ytgv3fc7 "food does just fall off trees and grow in the ground."

What's sad is that you've learned nothing since the last time we discussed this.

As I said then, fine, you just go enact the society you want with others that agree with you.

When you're starving to death and ready to voluntarily trade your labor for wages, I'll still be here.

[ytgv3fc7]

@CurtHowland what's said is that I've produced the EVIDENCE of the food just falling off the trees, more than any person or animal cares to eat, and you're still in denial, you have learned nothing and I am the teacher, make no mistake about that.

So far we are doing much better in Canada than Americans are, they have food-stamps and we have food-banks and more land for growing BUT we have winter.

We are the ones who shall do best of all, your kind and ways are Epic Failures.

[CurtHowland]

@ytgv3fc7 "and I am the teacher, make no mistake about that."

Yes. You've taught me just how stupid a human being can be.

I used to wonder how Stalin, Lenin, Pol Pot, Mao, Obama and others could find willing idiots to do their bidding.

No longer. You have shown me the error of my theories, there are humans far more stupid than I ever thought possible.

Thank you for that.

Now go eat the fruit that just falls off of trees, in January.

[ytgv3fc7]

@CurtHowland Yes, I as the wise teacher, have taught you how stupid YOU can be, as an example for all human beings, and you have a chance for the first time in your life to stop being stupid.

Since you're too daft to realize we have lived in winter many many years in Canada, we actually have this thing called "food storage" and so far, our strong dollar means we can import what we need / want as well. Because we use socialism and we have more money and a stronger economy as a result.

[CurtHowland]

@ytgv3fc7 "as an example for all human beings"

Yes, indeed. Your death from starvation, just like millions of other socialists, will be another object lesson to the rest of us.

[ytgv3fc7]

@CurtHowland death by starvation is the pride and joy of capitalism, so by stopping all capitalism we can save the world. And we will. Your kind's time is OVER.

[CurtHowland]

@ytgv3fc7 I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Go ahead and enact whatever "system" you want, with others that agree with you.

Demonstrate that your "system" works, and people will gladly join in.

Until you do, the examples of Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot and others, who made the same promises you do, will remain the dominant object lessons for those who have an intelligence level above that of a paramecium.

[ytgv3fc7]

@CurtHowland with good knowledge will mean living to 120 with very good health and very little need of medicines. Industrialization will mean a lifespan of 60 then 50 as more cancers are produced from unregulated industry poisons and more riots and poverty as required lands for required food (food is not optional!) causes people to get angry and kill each other.

[CurtHowland]

@ytgv3fc7 "Industrialization will mean a lifespan of 60 then 50"

Sure.

Oh, wait, what's it now, 75 and climbing? So you're wrong.

[ytgv3fc7]

@CurtHowland and climbing? Lies. This generation is poised to be the first confirmed to live less than their parents' age and also have worse problems with industrial poisons. Now we're moving in to having bio-cides genetically engineered faster than any of us can adapt. Life-spans will be dropping and health will be compromised at all stages of life, including in utero, from chemicals that mimic hormones. You are full of lies.

[CurtHowland]

@ytgv3fc7 "and also have worse problems with industrial poisons."

And all because govt protects polluters, especially the greatest polluter of all, govt itself.

Good bye, Yt. And good luck.

[ytgv3fc7]

@CurtHowland capitalists ARE the polluters and protect themselves. No government involvement is required or is a deciding factor.  None.

[CurtHowland]

@ytgv3fc7 "No government involvement is required or is a deciding factor. None."

You need to look up more history.

Try the "Orchard" cases in England, where an apple orchard owner was successfully suing a polluter, raining dust down on his trees, until the govt stepped in on the side of the polluter, to "promote industrialization".

[ytgv3fc7]

@CurtHowland the video is in your channel comments, a segment at the end of one of my gold-price model videos.

[CurtHowland]

@ytgv3fc7 Thank you.

Useless, pie-in-the-sky socialism.

[ytgv3fc7]

@CurtHowland practical, proven socialism - the only way forward for humanity to survival. Everything else is suicide and lies. Capitalism is murder, make it a crime

[CurtHowland]

@AnderssenVP It's been said that "Libertarians are Republicans that smoke dope, and Democrats that have been robbed."

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That's not far from reality. Left and Right have both been taught that there are huge differences, in order to divide and conquer.

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When someone realizes that in order to be "free" they must allow others to be "free", the false divisions begin to fall.

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Try reading some of Mises-org daily articles for a while. I think you'll find "bizarre and unrealistic" are illusions.

[CurtHowland]

@AnderssenVP Lastly, and forgive the length of my reply please, there is no need to agree with someone else on everything. No one is demanding that.

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Civil society merely means interactions without coercion. We live that way the vast majority of every day. We all are civil to our neighbors, our co-workers, friends, and those we do business with.

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Civil society is the norm. We anarchists merely seek to make -all- interactions "civil": Polite. Consensual. Voluntary. Peaceful.

[AnderssenVP]

@CurtHowland

"Lastly, and forgive the length of my reply please"

OK, I forgive you the length of your reply ;-)

I hope you forgive me in return that I don't really feel fit for a debate about those things at the moment; although I think that some of the things you mentioned are pretty much up for debate. But I appreciate your response.

[CurtHowland]

@AnderssenVP "OK, I forgive you the length of your reply ;-)"

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Thank you, you are very kind.

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Of course the things I've said are up for debate! I love debate!

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...so long as it is voluntary. :^)

[ytgv3fc7]

@CurtHowland capitalism is coercion - so long as you must fight against the efforts of your neighbors, family and countrymen just for a meal because there's too much greed OR too many people, capitalism is coercion. Not voluntary, not peaceful, not polite.

[ytgv3fc7]

@AnderssenVP cash for clunkers bail-out type program = 5 to 10 cents on the dollar reference

[graphattic]

LMAO!!!

[DaveDoggOwns]

The SEC is also what makes insider trading possible.

[alique087]

@DaveDoggOwns Who cares about "inside trading"?

[DaveDoggOwns]

@alique087 Oh Idk. "insider trading" is used as a justification for the SEC when the SEC actually makes it more probable to happen.

[milosgsi]

lol

[ThinkTwiceNews]

Devil Osborne was a pretty hilarious idea if I do say so myself. :-P

[Uaz31]

haha

[RichardDeziel]

Smart, useful and engaging philosophical comedy! Thanks!

[HymerSchmidt]

Good going, these kinds of videos go viral much easier.

[xerocool101]

i lol'd.

[Surhotchaperchlorome]

*applause*

Consider doing more of these. :)

[dweber66]

StefBot is awesome in many ways people !!!

[cabl3guy2012]

ahahahahahaha!!!! Great funny video Stef!!!!!!!

[billybbob18]

hahahahaha! awesome short



[ExquisiteDoom]

You need to make more of these. They are GOLD. :D

[wispaintstyle]

lol, nice stef. They can't touch my toyota.