Yankees, Phillies Playing Sad Little World Series Of Their Own

[Reitoxy]

"Tim Tebow miraculously turns loss into tough loss" hahah classic

[dingo2306]

if sports news was like this, i would watch more

[thetimness789]

Im from England and i find this stuff hilarious mainly because i watch american sports but thats not the point :S

[Zachdudeio2]

I hate miscarriages

[kleptokiddo]

i love the tim tebow list of things about tim tebow

[TysweetMusic]

nobody wants a titless linebacker

[Physhi]

Turning up the volume all the way makes this even more funny.

[slyklei]

haha at 2:12 the headline, "Ballsy Jaguars go for it on 3rd down"

[wootsh33p]

GOOMF and In The Know are the best talkshows ever

[BushidoBrownSama]

Knowing favre he'll chock and stay alive for another 40 years lol

[RaniumintheCranium]

"Obama calls a Aaron Rogers a pussy bitch" of course cuz he's a Bears fan.

[Jansper]

lol i love the passive aggressiveness overkill!

[slothman07]

centipede ARRHH

lol

[DemiGodofDreams]

lol

[supermanXL]

please make into a real show

[shivvyd1]

that...was...awesome...

[MrStrawberryNuts]

Lol PTI parody

[BaileysBeads]

People are vacuum cleaning and drilling into walls around me and this show tops the sound.

[Lennybrucelee13]

Europe huh. You want some cheese to go with that wine. Crybaby. Lmao

[jgcane]

Ballesy Jags go for it on 3rd down

[sentient02970]

Tit Fasciitis

[rscottwhite]

Quick!! How many countdown timers are there? Which one does the buzzer represent?

[Simen1907]

/watch?v=m4UzbkyVsVs

[rorcon]

I like this segment, but I really miss "In the Know" and "Today Now". Those were the best.

[omgcamlolz]

no one wants a titless linebacker

[reg074]

IM YELLING!!!!!

[DonMikimax]

I'm from Europe and this is not funny at all.

[nukepwetty]

@DonMikimax you have to understand the references for it to make any sense

[pianomanIN2009]

@DonMikimax Sorry you're from Europe, bro. Maybe they'll put some soccer and cricket references in the next one. I don't see why you didn't like it anyway; I thought calling someone a miscarriage was world-class humor.

[PhluXx1]

@pianomanIN2009 No where outside Britain and Ireland are you going to find cricket in Europe mate. Rugby would of been a more appropriate sport for your post.

[Snakebite105]

@pianomanIN2009 I'm to lazy to look for his post was he complaining that americans don't care about shit sports.

[pianomanIN2009]

@Snakebite105 It was "I'm from Europe and this is not funny at all." I just love it when people preface their comment with where they live.

... I'm from America, and that was the most pointless comment ever.

[TheYouwontgetit]

@pianomanIN2009 ...cricket in europe...? ...never ever have i seen this game live anywhere in europe nor have i heard about this game in the news...

[pianomanIN2009]

@TheYouwontgetit let's pretend I said rugby.

[TheYouwontgetit]

@pianomanIN2009 ...not even close - only in uk and france... ...i wouldn't say anyother sport besides soccer because in some eu countries it is rugby, in others handball, floorball, hockey, basketball, volleyball and god knows what else...

[Sheepish1991]

@pianomanIN2009 he is a miscarriage

[KdogPrime]

@pianomanIN2009 Look, I don't care about soccer or cricket, I'm mentioning football! But I'm not saying those other sports aren't there!

[jussts]

@DonMikimax Who gives a shit? Go start 'the Onion: Europe' if you want references you can understand.

[StalkingRainbow]

@DonMikimax I'm from the US this is very funny.

[CFRAMBO]

Wish this was a half hour show on ESPN after PTI

[jbnu11]

"Aaaaaaah GAME

excited PLUSH i gotta

go GAME GAMEGAME brewGAME

AAaahh CEntipeded AAArhh."

@TheRealTPlush

[MrSteveco81]

screw the video read all the news at the bottom lmao

[JamesTheodoreAustin]

I like that the shot clock just keeps resetting to six and doesnt affect how long they talk at all

[Grzesiekarator]

@JamesTheodoreAustin That "shot clock" isn't a "shot clock". It's a timer showing how long you have to read the messages on the bottom.

[ItzMiike]

This is my favorite episode so far... I'm a phillies fan and i was laughing hysterically at the pretend world series.

good stuff. :p

[delatroy]

lol this series is getting better and better :D

[swoodard4]

Bam! Two blown tits!

[Fanatic2020]

Obama calls Aaron Rogers a pussy bitch.

[Skindoggiedog]

"Nyjer's success secret? Centipede."

hahaha

[Mcheetah]

I'm from Philadelphia and this isn't funny. Not because of the baseball jokes, though, but because it gives undeserved attention to the city of Philadelphia. That's like paying a million dollars for Casey Anthony to write a book.

Also, the video itself also isn't funny

[Ninjaduck01]

Yeah, it sucks Hanesworth is out with a hyperextended booby.

[burningsponge]

2:02 read the bottom line

its funny because the fat girl at my school was wearing one just yesterday.

[Rationalizedinsanity]

"Pitching's for pussies you miscarriage" ..lol

[kyebean]

GOOMF is far less ridiculous and much more entertaining than Around The Horn. Bonus: you won't be compelled to lacerate your sensory organs with a cheese grater.

[KillaTequilla83]

This almost makes me want to watch baseball. Almost.

[shoplifting1is1fun]

Love this show

[vDIABETICvHEROv]

0:30 read the underline! hahahahhahahaha

[funnywhiteroots]

Tit Fasciitis lolololol

[1LostMy0therAccount]

Lmao

Hyperextended booby xD

[johncrazy8s]

I WANNA TALK ABOUT TEBOW! lmao

[Axon193]

holy shit the tim tebow part

[fackinsaxy]

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS. more of this please

[lewdvalor]

Doc sounds just like Curt Menefee

[mgibsoni]

"Obama calls Aaron Rogers a Pussy Bitch" LOL. So hard to keep up the ticker down there.

[z71bdubb]

Everybody hit like (not on my comment but on the video) so this can get bigger they need to keep making these.

[Sliteh]

Love this!

[Marksman250]

"Doc, say something stupid!"

Doc: "I wanna raise!"

Fatty: "Yeah okay if you get a raise then ill go ahead and kill myself"

TROLOLOLOL

[Battleschnodder]

this show is the best on onion

[MrFMS55]

I fell of my chair during the tim tebow thing LOL too funny onion

[fonkymaster]

"Pitching is for sissies you miscarriage!"

RoFL

[whitesunmd]

i want a raise !!!

[ChiefsFan581]

-Known to play football

xD

[hesbatting1000]

i was hoping they would mock the yankees more.

[madmanmadis]

"Ah nobody wants a titless linebacker!" classic

[PressA2Die]

Wait... isn't that the guy from Die hard?

[bafmd]

@PressA2Die Which guy? Doesn't matter I guess, the answer is no.

[PressA2Die]

@bafmd The black guy, from Die hard 2 hes the army team leader... I think

[VinnyDaQ]

"Pitcing is for sissies,ya miscarriage" is my new go-to insult!

[HookEmTexasFight]

"I'll be dunking in January". Everyone says that lol

[lukeiamyourfaja]

the World Series should be Yankees vs. Phillies every year. It just works, no one gives a shit about the Tigers or Cards.

[RMToebben]

@lukeiamyourfaja Yep - the Tigers are definately playing the world series. Joe Montanna is their starting pitcher and John McEnroe will be the interim manager.

[lukeiamyourfaja]

@RMToebben wow the MLB is pullin out all the stops without good teams arent they. while they are at it they should make steriods required, replace the bats with spoons and make home runs 50 points each. then the world series would be worth watching

[TheConnorTist]

ROFL at :40 he calls him a miscarriage!!! lmao im gonna start using that!

[YSKite]

lol, that calzone was mighty hot. p.s. that thing gettin' shot on the forehead was bloody sweet.

[kinoholicism]

so good.

[Teckniphobia]

I want to watch this show for a half hour every say.

[RyanB35]

1:40 Tim Tebow Miraculously Turns Loss Into Tough Loss

2:12 Ballsy Jaguars Go For It On 3rd Down

[ZTM420]

"Obama Calls Aaron Rodgers A Pussy Bitch." LOL Onion

[magepker8108]

"hyperextended booby" lOL

[TheIronhide34]

I love these!

"First half of football game ends in cliffhanger."

[joebarrrs]

These videos are all I think of when I watch espn.

[superduperuber69]

i thought they said torn taint

[phunkybiotch]

@superduperuber69 Me too, me too. I was kind of disappointed when I realized it was tit.

[drumminjk924]

"Aaahhhh pitching is for sissies ya miscarriage!" ....

where do they come up with this stuff!?! LMAO!

[fang8989]

e__e

Not sure if not funny or didn't watch enough sport channel to tell what's wrong with the video.

[mattlittlej]

@fang8989 Watch PTI and GOOMF will be hilarious.

[meavid]

"Pissing is fer sissies ya miscarriage"

[MrEZDizzle]

"Ballsy Jaguars go for it on third down" lmfao!

[tomitstube]

thank you for reminding me why i don't listen to, or watch sports shows anymore. this is closer to the truth than being a spoof.

"nobody wants a titless linebacker".

[Turtleman7007]

Dying at the farvre part

[SpartanStig117]

these videos are getting less and less funny

[culwin]

This show is better than anything on ESPN

[Dragon45348]

Did Comedy Central drop Sports Dome?

Pick these two guys up. L

[Superfresh602]

no one wants a titless linebacker haha

[fdjizm]

a torn taint!!! oh my

[thetylife]

Haha...I'm a Yankees fan.. The part on Yanks and Phillies playing their own WS is very funny.. Phillie's pitching staff is unbeatable!!

[MightyLion70]

2:11 "Ballsy Jaguars go for it on 3rd down" LOL!

[Knightmessenger]

@MightyLion70 they think it's Canadian football.

[MightyLion70]

@Knightmessenger hahaaaahaha!

[GSCommander]

Ugh I hate how watching these videos is a headache. I constantly confuse myself by not knowing if I'm laughing from reading the bottom bar or from something funny they said. The Brett Farve dying shit was way too fucking funny.

[ryanwallen22]

hahaha you get a raise and I don't I'll kill myself.

[DanishAtheist]

Arrwww, this gave me a headache

[leedaomillz]

I'm glad new York isn't in the world series. I'm tired of seeing the same teams in the world series.

[wicketts16]

Inflamed TITs! HAah

[slayerx2c25]

@0.00

[slayerx2c25]

@0.00

[FeebleNosemanny]

"Pitching is for sissies you miscarrige" one of the greatest onion quotes ever.

[ninetaledj]

Lmao he called him a miscarriage

[gabiotta]

Nobody wants a titless linebacker.

[twinsox13]

I'm a yankees fan. but that would just be so lame if this was real.

[chris978820]

@twinsox13 you excited that Yankees made it to the World Series this year? Oh wait....

[twinsox13]

@chris978820 couldn't even make ALCS!

[chris978820]

@twinsox13 who couldn't?

[iCarb0n]

CLASSIC FARVE.

[MAYof90]

Lola, I'm an Australian female.

So are the people they're mentioning real ?

[omfgARISTO]

@MAYof90 Yes

[BoojumFed]

@MAYof90:

Yup.

[TheGstein]

@MAYof90 yes lol

[Stan3298]

BEST SERIES EVAHHH!!!!!!!

[JDawgBlu]

"Pitching's for sissies you miscarriage!" Haha

[TheKittyDrago]

This really is better than the sports dome

[ninetailedfox579121]

Bahahahahaha I loved the Farve part.

[Andy12332199]

"Ballsy Jaguars go for it on 3rd down" 2:09

[MegaDanstheman]

"knowing Farve, he'll choke and live for another 40 years" ahahahahahaha

[Roeshamboe05]

"Obama calls Aaron Rodgers a pussy bitch." LOL wtf

[niiidar]

...

I don't get the humor in these particular sketches.

[UnboundLegend]

@DesBlackmore I agree...I understand riding bikes and playing catch, but I fucking hate sports.

[corwin11412]

@UnboundLegend @Rouguewolfman Get off the comuputer and play some football you pansies...

[UnboundLegend]

@corwin11412 Hahaha

[Roeshamboe05]

Hilarious I love the way they talk over each other. Reminds me of inside the NFL on HBO ha ha.

[ForceRecon198]

HAHAAHA This is perfect!!! The Yankees and Phillies were my world series picks at the beginning of the playoffs and their failure led me to lose money. (love the Yankees anyways)

[laxlaxlaxx]

1:48 "Tim Tebow Miraculously Turns Loss into Tough Loss" It's so true it's sad...

[Peddant]

Glad the top comment mentioned sports,`cos i wouldn't have known.

[sk8ncheez]

"Obama calls aaron rodgers a pussy bitch"

[renumeratedfrog]

Onion has run out of ideas... They recycle the same show over and over now...

[raptors11111]

@renumeratedfrog Are you kidding? I love these, they're different every time.

[Jeremiah2450]

Tebow miraculously turns loss into "tough loss"

[shafta99]

farve is still 20 daily enquirer reports behing dennis rodman. lol.

[kingfoorthwal]

I hate how i have to watch this video twice. Once to hear the funny reporters and once to read the funny news stories on the bottom

[yague123]

Farve will choke hahahhahahaha

[Slapppppp]

CALZONES KEEP THEMSELVES HOT THROUGH CONVECTION ROFL.

[epayne6]

Enough with the 'come-hither' looks and gentle glances you two keep giving each other. Just get a room and fuck already!

[katey1dog]

This video is clearly evidence of the pointlessness of sports.

[noregrets92]

@Jesus

What's that? Roguewolfman lied, you've never heard of or spoken to him in your life For shame...

[Drebin31]

"Get Out of my Face" is slowly challenging "In the Know" as my favorite Onion segment.

[Natural11001001]

I love these.

[exmo7]

I'm gonna use the miscarrige phrase on someone.

[TehVikingsOwn]

"Obama Calls Aaron Rodgers A Pussy Bitch" lol

[YoshiFan300]

0:22 - 35,000 pounds of spikes and barbed wire order for a funeral...

1:34 - Injured Player taken to the locker room to play cool video games...

1:42 - Obama calls Arron Rodgers a P*ssy Bi*ch

1:55 - Michael Vick "It's almost like I'm being punished for something"...

DOES ANYONE READ WHAT THE BOTTOM BAR SAYS?

[1m2a3t4e50]

@YoshiFan300 Yeah I always read it and it's hilarious.

[IamMaximilianKohler]

@YoshiFan300 nope, thanks

[viking977]

@YoshiFan300 thats what your here for.

[Gigatone00]

@YoshiFan300 of course they do you retard.

[OnlyKoolaid]

@Gigatone00 GOOD ONE!

[Gigatone00]

@OnlyKoolaid Thanks.

[TheConnorTist]

@YoshiFan300 lmao i lterally watch every one of these videos twice. The first time, i mute it and just read the bottom bar. then the second time i actually listen to what they say. lol The Onion is the greatest.

[DaFawky]

i dont find it funny its too hard to listen when they're yelling. i know that's the point of it, but i cant take it. i miss the old news stories

[volunteernation16]

I would watch the sad little world series over the real one this year...the cardinals? they shouldn't have even made the playoffs