Baboons Hold Up Cars

[MrILikeBaboons]

What am I doing here and why do I like this video?

[uzoouk]

lol this has to be one of the fav Uzoo videos!

[jeremyboiz]

baboons are cute

[sightseertv]

Great video. You certainly have to keep your windows closed when in Baboon territory!:)

[uzoouk]

@sightseertv Definitely!

[DjTommyKx]

dude find yourself 10 baboons and teach them to pickpocket... youd become a mad G overnight.. and then start a baboon clubhouse and hang with your baboons n get drunk and fuck like animals with the female baboons... and then... well you get the picture.

Baboon training

Money

Profit

?????

sex

[RayWilliamJohnstud]

0:07 George Bush

[Toureebo]

is that sign true? o.O

[Sweetdolphin1997]

Dont let baboons enter in the car or they will destroy everything

[felmor23]

once they feed those baboons it will start to act dependently on the people and would be lazy to hunt for food, that's why they do that.. that's why there is a sign do not feed the baboons

[uzoouk]

@felmor23 Very true!

[Gooberwalla]

It is unbelievable how stupid some of these people are to put themselves and their kids in danger. Seriously, some of these folks—but not their kids—deserve what they reap!

[getmario64]

IR Baboon is that you?

[uzoouk]

@getmario64 I loved that show :D

[1bazman]

Old vid this one looking at the cars...if anything they've got worse down at Cape Point. And as for the comments about beating them up - have you ever seen how big an adult baboon is standing on it's hind legs...not to mention the teeth!! Doors and windows closed I think!!!

[estupefob]

baboons... natures hooligans

[TheRocketVoltage]

@chunkyvargas "I totally believe you."

:|

[capricornforever]

I would run them over....road kill baboon

[CrimsonOkami]

Oh God, that's some scary shit! How it shouted at the cars, lol, dang!

[jjproductions5]

WTF IS UP WITH THAT @ 0:18? LOL.

[kaylahappygirl]

Scary! 

[WannaBeGangstaAzn]

Everyone should just own a chimpanzee to beat up those mother fuckers.

[fergybox]

fuckin baboons are vicious. i got my balls kicked aff three of them. had to jump in some cunts motor and he toook me to hospital

[MrRockMusicc]

moma get me teh shotgun

[ChiaroscuroYume]

Hey, thats HIJACKING!!!!!!

[TEHTYMEKITTEH1]

Looks like Detroit

[Izumakitori]

.....smart baboons

[spicyrulz101]

is this harlem?

[brokenarrow2222]

dumb ass tourist, can't read and can't follow rules.

[gercekcommander]

they are our ancestors

[roxyosox122]

@gercekcommander relatives

[SLEEPYT62]

how this started: some idiot decided to feed them.

[GearFourth]

I expected Baboons lifting, and hurling cars through the air.

[doobiesmoke15]

@GearFourth A gorilla or a male orangutan could maybe do that, but not a baboon

[Jadab4u22]

If I lived there I would be Notoriously known for not stopping! And those monkeys would know not to get infront of my car.

[skulljoint]

Common people, just kick em in the face.

They'll fuck off when a giant human attacks them.

[GreenMSTS]

@skulljoint actually, they most likely wouldn't, baboons can be really dangerous and aggressive.

[skulljoint]

@GreenMSTS I think a swift kick to the face could scare a lion.

I know theyre dangerous, but they are half our size. (it would be so unfair if it didnt work)

[kramnodd12]

@skulljoint

Have you any idea how strong these things are?

[skulljoint]

@kramnodd12 Dont care, i evolved into a human.

Evolved ape beats baboon.

Atleast, thats what pokemon taught me. XD

[icouldeatthemoon]

Dude.. baboons are dangerous. A friend of mine went on a drive-through safari type of thing where there were a bunch of baboons and the baboons attacked the car. They started trying to rip the windshield off to get inside.

[ruenesca]

@ HitfulVids How can you NOT see that we evolved from them? We share 98% of our DNA with chimpanzees, look it up. These creatures are highly intelligent. Some monkeys can learn sign language, make tools, and even problem solve. Besides, where do you think our tail bone came from? The theory of humans evolving from monkeys is much more plausible than us evolving from two people and therefore we are all products of incest. Evolution is all around you, all you need to do is go outside and look!

[HitfulVids]

I don't see how those satan-worshiping atheists can claim we're related to these monkeys.

[leapoffaith20]

@HitfulVids "Satan-worshipping Atheist" is an oxymoron.

You however, are just a moron.

[STABBERBALBOA]

Karl Pilkington is gonna have field day with this one

[iamsamshope]

Baboons are mean creatures by nature. They have to be shot (If some JackA feeds them) because they become aggressive and they hurt people. Monkey's in general are mean. Baboons have killed people, ripped off faces. I don't see anything wrong with them shooting them, especially if feeding them causes them to become mean and hurt people. Making them mean is even more wrong than shooting them.

[TheSkullcrusher73]

Just honk the dang car

[ENTERTAINMENT35]

just step on the gas when u see them coming your way b4 they can do anything regardless

[123haimi]

REMEMBER:  ALL ANIMALS WHICH ARE FED IN THE PARK WILL HAVE TO BE SHOT LATER (that's not nice)

[BiohazardCrow]

@123haimi I will put the other way round: SINCE LAST SING WAS IGNORED ALL HUMANS WICH FED ANIMALS IN THE PARK HAVE TO BE SHOT LATER.

[MrDownwitthesouth]

I thought I was going to see a couple white guys robing someone in a car.

[FrenchKamit]

@kingconno ROFL !!

[singingheartjewelry]

A FED ANIMAL IS A DEAD ANIMAL. This makes me so sad. Of course they raid cars and houses. They aren't stupid. And then they're killed by authorities for being a nuisance. I live here, and the baboons come to my house and studio nearly every day. Having said all that, the creativity of this video is good.

[singularku]

what a ugly,strong biaaaatch! they should have shot at this!

[jpdub45]

thank god for my f-250

[8363221]

kkka

[karjala55]

LOL WTF

[nellie2581]

Graham Norton said that Baboons are evil. That was funny. I know they are not evil but why do they have to steal food from people?

[leapoffaith20]

@nellie2581 Because humans are an easy food source. If people stopped feeding them then they would look for other sources of food. As it is humans offer the most food gained for the least energy expended, when you're a wild animal searching for food you want to use as little energy as possible looking for it.

[nellie2581]

Baboons! Thieves!

[TheRocketVoltage]

@chunkyvargas ...Are you on crack?

[TheRocketVoltage]

SMH. Run those bitches over!

[nuggets2go]

Haha "They get their friends to sit in the road"! Ha!

[seedlessfrank]

HOLD UP OR FOLD UP!  DOT COM

[icemancotour]

fuck them i would keep going

[fiendin281]

@icemancotour yeah but you'll fuck up your car

[paulmiddy1]

@wrahvin NO they are not the equivalent of squirrels, in South Africa they are endangered and protected very well. You would be in a hell of a lot of trouble if you purposefully harmed one of them.

[phillipicus]

baboons are COOL

[wrahvin]

just run them over,...they are like the american equivalent of squirrels

[desalator33]

stupid monkeys

[JamesRutherfordIII]

@Guitarpeon I am officially giving you attention. You're welcome. ^ ^

[wrahvin]

@Guitarpeon oh,..well satan loves this kind of behavior and idea,...he will welcome you with open arms i am sure

[Guitarpeon]

We have the same problem here in Florida, except they call them African Americans, i guess in Africa they call them baboons I still see the family resemblance.

[unicornnotnarwhal]

loves how the baboon calls out at 00:18. 

[djoctopus70]

Id have a stun baton ready and zapp the fuckers

[070000591]

retards. it's a 40 pound monkey just hit it

[leapoffaith20]

@070000591 It's also twice as strong as a human.

[Naturepheonix]

Same thing happens in Africa.

[unicornnotnarwhal]

@klyeshaks that is not a statment to be proud of. 

[Tzimnewman3]

Nice car accident insurance advert LOL

[thsone]

im sure theres prolly attacks that come from this, baboons r naturally violent with masssive sharp teeth. hm,,, lols to their system though,

[Torterra625]

Aw! Suddenly, I want a Baboon as a pet.

[sticksnstuffs1fan]

i LOVE MONKEYS.. except these bastards

[vladimir456mix]

can anyone recognize the beat ? Thanks

[nofatchxplzthx]

BABOON!! BABOON!! AAAAAAAAAA BABOON!!

[MegaHolymoly]

GTA Baboons?

[omguregood]

I would've ran over these bastards.

[TheAluminiumklorid]

It´s a very bad idear to feed wild animals, because they lose the fear of humans, and therefore become a very dangerous problem.

[F35JSFA1]

the baboon are little road pirates

[MattWeldt]

that sign is so badly made it would take me 1 minute to read it and by then the baboon's would of ambushed me.

[4SCARECROWS]

They demand a toll.

[Bluenightshade1]

this is why i bring a loaded rifle with me incase an monkeys do there monkey buisness and waiste my time when i got to africa

[LuvPuertoRico]

xD My dad had gotten his winsheild wiper taken off from a baboon!

[Andrima3]

0:18 haha wtf

[ign1234bb]

i should get my rottweiler and sic him on the baboons lol

[levraijoueur]

@ign1234bb Baboon would rape your pooch

[Jorge817S]

haha lmao i would push my horn if that didnt work i would burn out to scare them and take off as soon as they ran away

[Pomologist666]

if a baboon tried to steal from me i would give it one swift kick. papa don't take no mess.

[GenevanRat]

Ahh, so cute !

[REPOMAN24722]

id lol if 1 was smart enought to steal a car

[whatever0481]

i would shot motherrfuckers :D

[windmillcrusader]

i'm sorrty but i'm thinking running a few of those little bastards over with ur car would end the street blocking part.

[DarkBunnyLord]

@windmillcrusader and some nice jail time or a huge fine to.

[gr8fuldeadhead1979]

Visitor should carry black cat firecrackers. That will make the monkeys poop themselves with fear and run away! So you don't have to run them over!

[adamdeliyia]

don't run them over,

thats when you need a big v8 and rev the crap out of it, that might work

[uzerofutube]

I hate baboons, but I still think they're kinda cuddly and ugly, I'd just run them over.

[ColoradoKing26]

LMAO...to bad you youtube trolls cant enjoy this and turn this video into a racist debate. How pathetic.

[kemosabbie]

@ColoradoKing26 lol so true

[TEHTYMEKITTEH1]

@ColoradoKing26

Eat Shit Nigger lover

[ColoradoKing26]

@TEHTYMEKITTEH1 Nope, I eat real food ONLY!

[TEHTYMEKITTEH1]

@ColoradoKing26

Well good for you.

[ColoradoKing26]

@TEHTYMEKITTEH1 Sure is!

[TEHTYMEKITTEH1]

@ColoradoKing26

Oh Yeah, THE EAGLES SUCK !

[ColoradoKing26]

@TEHTYMEKITTEH1 Thank you very much =)

[fergybox]

is there anything on the internet i wont masturbate to?

[john17972]

Just keeping driving slowly, they will move.

[xHANGMANx1]

the nigger beast, as the barbaric, murdering creature

that it is

[mit871chell]

Don't even try fighting these apes, they're the second most intelligent and also one of the strongest.

[WonderWomanFan4life]

wow

[GoneToTheDoggy]

ha ha made me laugh :)

[SneakyTweaky]

ahhahahaha this is so freaking funny and cute. I don't find any problem with them if they stop me, just give them some little food and they will be happy and obviously its a bad idea to open the windows too much, they are animals and dont have a logic.

[hhds113]

TERRORISTS!!!!!

[BaboonLover123]

funny

[eyeluv2dance]

I've actually experienced this before. A few years ago i was in Tanzania in a national park. We got out the car for a little bit and my mom brought out food and placed some bananas and a pack of boiled eggs on the car roof. 2 mins later, baboons came and stole them!

I'd like to see the baboons' reaction to eating spicy food.

[MrSPORTnSTUFF]

thats mean if they get fed the monkeys will get killed

[AlbertoTheBoXoN]

Baboons from the Ghetto!

[4SCARECROWS]

Baboon: This is a stickup... Give me all your foods or we rip your windshield wipers!!

[physicsbugga]

yeah, you don't have to stop....you can just run them over.........

[AlwaysWishing1983]

Pause at 1:15

Baboon one is holding his arm up and Baboon two is looking at like "Does this hurt?

This hurt?"

Baboon one says

Yeah it hurts some!! Oh no did it break it???

Baboon two

"Nah I don"t think it's broken....."

[batmanFAN07]

its so wierd to think that monkeys have ten times the strength of an adult man. so for people who think you can swat them away, THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP !!!

[flyby7a]

They are members of the South African BABOON MAFIA... DO NOT MESS WITH EM MAN...

[Killzoneguy117]

I salute you evolution

[LakeHighiii]

the people feeding them should have to do prison time for there crime.

[defiythelie]

@LakeHighiii your a twat.

[lasay365]

real bad guys!

[shazam15]

Africa is scary. I have relitives who live there but I will never visit them.

[C906070]

Solution :water Pistol with lemon Juice

[260191894]

solution: saw-off shut gun.

[guillermina760]

hahaha fucken monekeys!!!!!



[kyleshaks]

I'd run the fuckers over

[260191894]

@kyleshaks lol So true: people are like: "Oh no, I can't hurt the monkey... even if they car jack and bite me."

[xxmrbloodxx]

@kyleshaks cunt

[MadDogSucksDick]

Mad Frog why your momma let you outta the cage again

[tattoostar]

hahaha wow lol getting car jack by a baboon nice dont feed them follow the rule LMAO

[AbsolutelyCrackers]

Oh why can't I get monkeys stealing my stuff? All we've got is sea gulls.

The UK has shit wildlife

[stigblue]

i would just keep on driving and if they didn't move, i'd hong on the horn and if they still didn't move i'd run them over and if they then don't move.. they're dead meat! :)

[sheerterror77]

People should just keep driving when they block the road like that. If the monkeys are smart enough, they'd move. If not, they don't deserve to live anyways. (and this is coming from a vegetarian btw).

[DiamondJewel1200]

@sheerterror77 Dumbest vegeterian ever, I hope your babies look like monkeys with AIDS

[iamsamshope]

@DiamondJewel1200 You're a retard. 

[sazer123]

Monkey Bandits

[lilstarfox]

lol

[BeyondDestiny]

stickups!

[Disconn3cted]

Is it illegal to run over them?

[7rancisco1]

This gives me an idea:

What if we could train monkeys to fiuse automatic guns and make them the 'special foces'

[CleverDjembe]

HAH! I would just CRUSH them with no remorse.

[Jordanstj36]

@CleverDjembe I would do the same to you.

[Jordanstj36]

@CleverDjembe Ya, it would be cute. It would be easy too.

[Jordanstj36]

@CleverDjembe You think I need a gun?

[Jordanstj36]

@CleverDjembe I could destroy you with my thoughts alone little boy. Go ahead and run while you still have the chance. I'm looking forward to our time.

[DEATHSPACE2]

forget that ide take em home and name em lt furry ass.

[TheDeadandtheDirty]

if i was a baboon id smoke so much weed

[komek]

they r so cute

[crypter27]

@komek You wouldn't say that if you were up close to one.

[komek]

@crypter27 That wont change my opinion. there are peoples working with these primates. :)

[crypter27]

@komek Could be a good carreer for you.

[komek]

@crypter27 Do you know a lot about baboons ?

[crypter27]

@komek no

[komek]

@crypter27 I see :) Thank you

[mavoelker]

never ever EVER trust innocent looking animals