"This, I think, is how make-up works..and I just shoved it into my eye" Yeah that's pretty much how make-up works. You say that shaving stings? You don't know the pain of poking youself full-on in the eye with a mascara brush. Ouch.
The saddest part about this is that Hank, who apparently hadnt had any experience w makeup until this point, still applied it better than half the girls in my grade.
"Why would anyone put a stick in their eye!" That's how I feel, too, so I just can't do it. I just can't. Same with contact lenses. No way, not ever. I'm such a scaredy-cat with some things. XD
i watched this when it was first uploaded, before i read the hunger games. now i have rediscovered it after reading the hunger games and becoming obsessed with it, so it if wasn't already entertaining...
@PurpleLady2203 One rule of the vlogbrothers videos is that if either of them make a video that is longer than 4 minutes, they commenters get to punish them. Hank made a video passing 4 minutes, so this was his punishment.
@CakeBeneathTheIcing ohhh. well, that's unfortunate. I haven't seen their videos prior to August of last year and I don't think they mentioned this since. Good to know. Thanks!
This morning I was putting on my makeup when my boyfriend asked if he could try my mascara. I let him and then he started asking about eyeshadow, lipstick, etc. and all I could think of was this video.
Hank, if you feel weird putting on makeup, imagine a tall, muscular Polish security guard trying to understand the mechanics of a mascara brush.
My friend is hosting a Hunger Games party when the movie comes out. Everyone is dressing up and I called Katniss. I'm using this video for reference...
Just read the Hunger Games (and bought the sequels today) and decided to go back and rewatch all the videos I can find that reference it now I know what the hell is going on.
At the beggining of the video, I thought he was recording himself whilst driving and was worried, but then i realised that Americans drive on the other side of the road XD
Then I have this, which is dark with a nice white highlight that I think will give us a really good dramatic smoky look. In fact, it says on the back of this, "Dramatic Smoky Look."
I don't know why but that always makes me crack up.
Hank NEVER use those dinky little "brushes" that come with them. they SUCK. I have some suggestions for some good ones if you need to do this again :P
Hahaha oh Hank, so so bad. I loved it though, couldn't stop laughing. Some things said were actually really good makeup terminology though, I was slightly concerned. I also don't think Hank knows what highlighting is...
wow Hank you should make up on for all your videos... but then i'll probably find it hard to take you seriously. i'm ashamed to say that, even being female, i wouldn't have been able to do a better job at Katniss' look
I've never cried because of (due to?) a movie (though I've come very close during Mufasa's death in The Lion King), the only TV show was Doctor Who, and now this video made me cry because it was so funny. And yes, Hank's eyeliner is better than mine.
yeah eye-makeup is really hard- especially the first time, i remember :)
yeah i agree there is something just really bizarre that we find ink around the eyes attractive (I myself always thought nail polish was the wierdest)
This was the first vlogbrother's video I had ever really come in to counter with, I didn't click on it but for a long time it showed up on EVERY recommended videos thing. I was afraid of it.
I want to do Hank's makeup.
americanwaterlillies 43 minutes ago
I think he knows more about makeup than I do......
kstaepel 2 hours ago
hmmm,chad???
insaneguy1509 6 hours ago
Mother of Poo!
glittikitti 8 hours ago 3
thank you, Hank, for making me feel less terrible about being horrible at makeup. :D
RockytheAwesome 12 hours ago in playlist Uploaded videos
oh dear god how did i never read the hunger games until now... i bought the first 2 days ago, im about half way through the third...
vortex594 18 hours ago
I enjoy you very much. Thank you for this :) You're so Adorable!
okobojigirl4p7 1 day ago
'how do you do this!" very easily.....and i have to say, i have NEVER got makeup in my eye, you need to be more careful hank, haha <3
StylesSwag4ever 1 day ago
That looks like a glamourous zombie =)
heno76310 1 day ago
I have that silver shimmer eye shadow!
ninja4beast 2 days ago
"This, I think, is how make-up works..and I just shoved it into my eye" Yeah that's pretty much how make-up works. You say that shaving stings? You don't know the pain of poking youself full-on in the eye with a mascara brush. Ouch.
phaabpheebz197 2 days ago 8
@phaabpheebz197 STINGING! Yes, so much agree.
Mononokenausicaa 1 day ago
This video made my day
4Super2nova0 2 days ago
The saddest part about this is that Hank, who apparently hadnt had any experience w makeup until this point, still applied it better than half the girls in my grade.
smiletimes3 2 days ago 2
uhhh, ur supposed 2 put the mascara on before the eyeshadow, and guys think we're stupid!
thebhamkitty 3 days ago
@thebhamkitty your not 'supposed' to. If I did that I would end up with powder all over my lashes and that is not a good look girlfriend. mm hmm.
lilprincess2394 2 days ago
@thebhamkitty what?! i swear you're not...at least i do it in the same order he did it?? xx
awesomelyizzy 1 day ago
wow he looks pretty...... O.O
Kissable50000 3 days ago
I read shipbreaker :DDDD it was epic... :D
UtsukushiiYaoiFiend 3 days ago
This was the first vlogbrothers video I ever saw. Good introduction, yes?
kyhagin17 3 days ago 4
MOTHER OF POO!
sportsluvr5 3 days ago
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Katniss will look like this in the movie. I guarantee it.
fprosk 3 days ago
1:34 I did it
rx8on19ss 4 days ago
soo wierd i just saw a random video with this guy in it and i typed in katniss everdeen and hes in this video!!
sydlic15 4 days ago
I can't wait to see The Hunger games this year!
AxolotlsAreCuteLol 5 days ago
Dream cast: Hank Green as Katniss.
dudewheresmydoctor 5 days ago 62
WHAT THE CRAP
birchheadbruiser 5 days ago
the makeup is still better than half the girls my school
muxicalish 6 days ago 3
I love this. :D MOTHER OF POO. Haha :)
fledglingfilly 6 days ago
"what kind of woman is strong enough to do--
Oh."
....that kind.
suicunesrider 6 days ago 21
i watched this years ago and it's only recently that I've learned who katniss everdeen is :)
Salma10043 1 week ago
MOST FANTASTIC MAKE UP TUTORIAL EVER.
vidkid42 1 week ago
Oh my god, Hank! You look SO weird with your glasses off!
Bodorol 1 week ago
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bluescidoo 1 week ago
"I look like I've been beaten...with a hose!" XD This video is so hilarious, I can't even type straight XD
StrawberryBurst569 1 week ago 2
"Why would anyone put a stick in their eye!" That's how I feel, too, so I just can't do it. I just can't. Same with contact lenses. No way, not ever. I'm such a scaredy-cat with some things. XD
QuinnySan 1 week ago
"What kind of woman is strong enough to do--
Oh. I did it!"
Made me giggle
mariahrose210 1 week ago 4
I bet in the hunger games movie this is the makeup style they used.
also I'm stoked about that movie.
realrealwarpet 1 week ago 2
I have to keep pausing because I'm cracking up!
thegoatgoesmooo 1 week ago
That awkward moment when you think to yourself, Hmm, Hank would make a pretty girl...
TheRealColbster 1 week ago
I don't think he got quite the right foundation color for his skin, haha.
michbellez 1 week ago
i watched this when it was first uploaded, before i read the hunger games. now i have rediscovered it after reading the hunger games and becoming obsessed with it, so it if wasn't already entertaining...
heyitzjustme 1 week ago
I came here after I watched @xsparkage 's makeup tutorial on how to get the District 12 look. I laughed really hard at this.
morganlizzie23 1 week ago
The awkward moment where Hank is better than putting on makeup than I am..
ilikeitwhentheycare 1 week ago 5
Hank has a surprising knowledge of make-up... scary.
midasears 1 week ago
I think Hank actually liked the way he looked with the makeup on. :)
Shizalumni 1 week ago
You can tell he watched tutorials on youtube before he did this :P
XxiloveGWxX 1 week ago
I don't get what inspired you to try on make-up...but you look nice anyways. lol
PurpleLady2203 1 week ago
@PurpleLady2203 Oh, he wasn't inspired... He was punished.
DystopianCreativity 1 week ago
@PurpleLady2203 One rule of the vlogbrothers videos is that if either of them make a video that is longer than 4 minutes, they commenters get to punish them. Hank made a video passing 4 minutes, so this was his punishment.
CakeBeneathTheIcing 1 week ago
@CakeBeneathTheIcing ohhh. well, that's unfortunate. I haven't seen their videos prior to August of last year and I don't think they mentioned this since. Good to know. Thanks!
PurpleLady2203 1 week ago
yeah, im a teenage girl and you apply make-up better that i do...
are you some sort of female wizard??
PavanaBird 1 week ago
yeah, im a teenage girl and you apply make-up better that i do...
are you some sort of female wizard??
PavanaBird 1 week ago
Exactly the way I imagined Katniss in the books.
murkat23 1 week ago 5
You have done well my friend, you actually look very good :D
MollZeid 1 week ago
"... and thus applys" (description)
>applys
>... applies*
CommeUnFrancais 1 week ago
You can totally pull it off. ;) Looking good!
Just a couple of flames shooting out of your back and you're totally Katniss.
Daphuhnuh 1 week ago
Boys are stupid. :)
elliebellierox18 2 weeks ago
You look beautiful with makeup!! :P
TheSpazzyWolf 2 weeks ago
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and you wonder why google keeps comeing up with the question "is hank green gay" lol
4tigerking7 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Yeah, Beaten With a Hose is a super popular look these days
39gaz39 2 weeks ago
Oh, you are adorkable. ;)
TheCyberchickz 2 weeks ago
smokey.....but SUBTLE
lightupthesky1211 2 weeks ago
You're a man wearing makeup, there is no way it is subtle.
mthsbandrocks 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers 4
Hank looks really scary with makeup on ... Yikes.
IvarHuisman 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
As an avid fan of makeup, this makes me giggle with glee :)
horsieb19 2 weeks ago 3
HOW DO YOU DO MAKEUP BETTER THAN I DO?! I'M A GIRL.
dftbachick1929 2 weeks ago 5
I finally understand why this had Katniss Everdeen....I read the Hunger Games a few weeks ago.
dftbachick1929 2 weeks ago
i wonder why you are so good at this
CrystalRocks818 2 weeks ago
you look good in that make up
lunaevercast 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
This is like me trying to out on make-up! XD
tweetEBird 2 weeks ago
oh my god hank, you look so darling with your glasses off..
myshadowcantdance 2 weeks ago
"I look I've been beaten... with a hose."
kchenobigestfan 2 weeks ago 7
Confession time: this video is why I started reading the Hunger Games.
ilcyra 2 weeks ago 7
Oh dear, you can put on eyeliner better than I can..
RaawrItsAmyy 2 weeks ago 5
he kinda looks like Bill Nye without glasses....
soralover6040 2 weeks ago 5
I HAVE the eyeshadow Hank uses >.< Sooo funny.
moonlady3000 3 weeks ago 2
It scares me how he almost manages to pull off wearing make up. He doesn't look as bad as I thought he would. Good job Hank.
TheNaenae1313 3 weeks ago 5
I like Hank in make up not gonna lie.... :P
torijanelle4 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers 2
This morning I was putting on my makeup when my boyfriend asked if he could try my mascara. I let him and then he started asking about eyeshadow, lipstick, etc. and all I could think of was this video.
Hank, if you feel weird putting on makeup, imagine a tall, muscular Polish security guard trying to understand the mechanics of a mascara brush.
undergroundalcoholsi 3 weeks ago 133
@undergroundalcoholsi I just cried from laughing while picturing that. Thank you.
yknowthatgirl 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
@undergroundalcoholsi This is the best mental image ever.
immagereality 1 day ago
It's scary how he knows how to put on makeup...
FlowerChild2313 3 weeks ago
oh god. i own that exact eyeshadow.
youngliterati 3 weeks ago
0:27 O.O Twilight books in a Hunger Games video...
HOW DARE YOU TWILIGHT??!
Cottonstar101 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
You look so preeettyyyy
MyuuMuad 3 weeks ago
Hank, you're so pretty!
starryhappiness 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Hank, you remind me more of Jim Carey's The Riddler in Batman Forever.
TheAllKnowingTribute 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
With a hose. That made me laugh.
xin00sarah 3 weeks ago
My friend is hosting a Hunger Games party when the movie comes out. Everyone is dressing up and I called Katniss. I'm using this video for reference...
bekahbooks 3 weeks ago 2
Hank looks quite good in make-up
grouch314 3 weeks ago
I lost it at about 2:15, and then just gave up and laughed till I cried. Bless you, Hank Green, for exploring the world of makeup.
thetangypanda 3 weeks ago 2
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thetangypanda 3 weeks ago
You look pretty with makeup on... it's kind of strange...
TheCyberchickz 3 weeks ago 76
haha William would suck as a girl lol jk Hank :3
mlgp7223 3 weeks ago
Oh my god, Hank, you look so weird with your glasses off!
Gaharia 3 weeks ago 5
Damn Hank. You sexy.
Also, this is now my favorite Vlogbrothers video ever? Okay? What?
I positively GUFFAWED.
So.
There's that.
FortuitousWench 3 weeks ago
Just read the Hunger Games (and bought the sequels today) and decided to go back and rewatch all the videos I can find that reference it now I know what the hell is going on.
GildedWildebeest 3 weeks ago
Oh god... Hank I love you
mutyat123 4 weeks ago
At the beggining of the video, I thought he was recording himself whilst driving and was worried, but then i realised that Americans drive on the other side of the road XD
rowena137 4 weeks ago
I like your eyes without your glasses, Hank :)
940104 4 weeks ago
Omg his cheek bones look amazing lol=-)
Keepcalmandcarryon22 4 weeks ago
Ohhhhh Hank, your humiliation is fantastic. As is your confusion. I'm sorry. But it is.
SamxRxI 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
Then I have this, which is dark with a nice white highlight that I think will give us a really good dramatic smoky look. In fact, it says on the back of this, "Dramatic Smoky Look."
I don't know why but that always makes me crack up.
olivinetea 4 weeks ago
I laughed so hard I snorted. That ending wink was a tad creepy, in a good way of course.
Neima521 1 month ago
2:26
I find myself asking that whenever my mom wants me to dress up :P
iheartcartoons1 1 month ago
hahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I laughed for the length of this entire video!
Nikkitta007 1 month ago
Hank NEVER use those dinky little "brushes" that come with them. they SUCK. I have some suggestions for some good ones if you need to do this again :P
saphyreXice 1 month ago 3
Hahaha oh Hank, so so bad. I loved it though, couldn't stop laughing. Some things said were actually really good makeup terminology though, I was slightly concerned. I also don't think Hank knows what highlighting is...
IWontStopHoldingOn95 1 month ago 2
It's videos like this that make me wish I knew Hank in person that way I could do this for him.
SierRawrMarie 1 month ago
GO HANKNIS!!!!!!
caty241830 1 month ago 2
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caty241830 1 month ago
Hank looks pretty with make-up on. lol
CometxNova 1 month ago
Omg hank you look so weird with your glasses off- hank green
FizzlinStraw 1 month ago
HAAHHAHAHAHAH... hahaha
TheWorldMyCaptivity 1 month ago
lol poor ellen! she wants to make people happy but all she does is make people feel old :(
yaying404 1 month ago
Am i the only person who thinks Hank looks like Johns son without his glasses? (I apologise, i forgot his name....I AM ASHAMED AT MYSELF *wails*)
drponyslayer 1 month ago
well now im waiting for the movie!
itl b really good or really bad!
TheKrazykool809 1 month ago
You are perfect. I love you, omg.
Jonessa4ever1597 1 month ago
0.0 My brain still cannot process what just happened.
RosePetalsFalling 1 month ago 2
No one's watching eh? You know, except for the entire Internet.
katebugster 1 month ago
I know this is weird but I kinda wanna know which eyeliner he used! It looks good!
Nelherbie 1 month ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
when I saw this vid at first I thought that hank was a girl :(
srry
TheAwsomeguy9000 1 month ago
Am i the only one that notices the guitar in the back that says "This machine mwns Noobs" Lol!!
EmmaMarimba1 1 month ago
Is it just me or does Hank look like Cal from Titanic when he has makeup on?
bac0nstripp3rz 1 month ago
@bac0nstripp3rz HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Waffelywaffles 1 month ago
he looks cuter without glasses, js
Mcpanicfanic 1 month ago
Omigod, Hank, you look so weird with your glasses off.
trebleshooting 1 month ago 2
"Mother of poo." <----happens all the time.
TheBrightblue77 1 month ago
YOU FEEL MY PAINS!!!
Alysin123 1 month ago
He seems to have skipped the part where he gets lit on fire.
dannoffs 1 month ago 2
you have beautiful eyes
iwuzhere505 1 month ago
I wanna be in that social group of people :P
SSdetectiveagency 1 month ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers 2
Subtle? you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means.
mooitsachristina 1 month ago 112
@mooitsachristina LOL!
stephiiee 1 month ago
Thanks Hank, now whenever I re-read the Hunger Games YOU will be Katniss.
commenter2498 1 month ago 132
oh my that is really creepy, respect for doing that though
Waffellinoza 1 month ago
Oh Hank respect the ones who wear make up nicely it is tricky to do.
EarthLaughsAtYou 1 month ago
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
oh this is fantastic.
lalasiy 1 month ago
You don't look weird without your glasses. You look awesome either way. :) Especially in makeup.
crazychaoticcool 1 month ago
HE NEEDS BLUSH! YOu don't use the foundation without the blush! Rawr!
chocolateandducttape 1 month ago
Does anyone else agree that he actually looks really good?
NearDeath14 1 month ago 4
That wink.... It's been a long time since I've laughed so hard I cried. Thank you for enabling me to revisit that sensation.
GAClive 1 month ago
I wonder what your wife thought :O
BlackMassacre6 1 month ago
@BlackMassacre6 I think by now Katherine just goes with whatever is going on. XD
MedorikoPhoenix 1 month ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers
second VB video I ever saw, right after This is Not Harry Potter. You can imagine how it shaped my thoughts on Hank.
harrySTINKINpotter 1 month ago
You're a beautiful man...
monstersouplover 1 month ago
wow Hank you should make up on for all your videos... but then i'll probably find it hard to take you seriously. i'm ashamed to say that, even being female, i wouldn't have been able to do a better job at Katniss' look
TheRowaboat 1 month ago
And now he looks like a cross dresser. c:
meeveepw 1 month ago
I've never cried because of (due to?) a movie (though I've come very close during Mufasa's death in The Lion King), the only TV show was Doctor Who, and now this video made me cry because it was so funny. And yes, Hank's eyeliner is better than mine.
AngieDNalalal13 1 month ago
Aha men and make-up :) love it. Too funny
photographychick92 1 month ago
lol, his attempt at a wink
urfaceisausername 1 month ago
omg you look just like her. :O
insertsexyusername 1 month ago
He's better at this than I am.. Which is bad I guess :P
993Sheldon 1 month ago
i know people who wear makeup just like that =D
rosie3lessthan3 1 month ago
oh god I've never laughed so hard in my life
trollzorz94 1 month ago
With the make up on, he looks like Danny Elfman. I F*CKING LOVE ELFMAN.
BornAgainDemon 1 month ago
mother of POO!
cleopatracuminatcha 1 month ago 3
yeah eye-makeup is really hard- especially the first time, i remember :)
yeah i agree there is something just really bizarre that we find ink around the eyes attractive (I myself always thought nail polish was the wierdest)
numbersmasher 1 month ago
I'd say, surprisingly successful. Also, having now read the Hunger Games, this makes a bit more sense.
elmbergstrom 1 month ago
@timothytia i agree
stjohnseraphin 1 month ago
This video is the reason i read and loved the Hunger Games! :D
bubble992 1 month ago
"Because we guys think you're pretty all the time." aww :)
SarahCozz 1 month ago
Ya look good, Hank!
eggansmile 1 month ago
he'd make a great drag queen
timothytia 1 month ago
This was the first vlogbrother's video I had ever really come in to counter with, I didn't click on it but for a long time it showed up on EVERY recommended videos thing. I was afraid of it.
EpiclyEpicProduction 1 month ago 2
This is one of the first videos of Hank's that I watched, and I stopped watching the first time because it was just a little too weird for me.
But, now that I can call myself a Nerdfighter, it seems strikingly less weird XD
Ignelux 1 month ago
omg hank you look so wierd w/ your glasses on
OneSourGrape 1 month ago
... My stepmom walke din while I was watching this. She didn' question it.
foreverwithoutyou 1 month ago
You know... You kind of look like Effie...
dilutedpants 1 month ago 4
That moment when Hank knows more about applying make up than you do
Mareepify 1 month ago 2
"...and if I'd ever put on makeup before in my life, I think it'd look really awesome."
"This is the third time I've put on makeup for a Vlogbrothers video..."
tututu333ful 1 month ago 2
Was the music Coldplay?... Strawberry Swing? Sounded like it.
Clawaccio 1 month ago
Instead of shimmer he should of said Glimmer...