2. How to pick up chicks

[TheBrintz]

DUDE... YOU RULE!!!

[SellyandMiley22]

langeweile oder so ?? spast !!!

[LucienDragon]

I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT

[DrGontarz]

He is the coolest guy in the World!!

[Rickles]

Lol

[ThePokemontope]

Freaaaaak!

[richard833]

i'm 12 and what is this

[GrubyTolek]

It's like Darth Vader making a video "How to NOT choke people to death"

[beckytheninjaa]

you have an extra long piece of hair X_X

[Rhysskun]

you're soo fucking pathetic ! :D:D unbeliveable

[jasmanxlk]

you're a funny guy

[zeptikchannl]

Call me when u got a girl my number is 12000000000 years

[246tmb]

do you have a fucking rat tail?



[MrAlexManser]

you are a naughty mad head xD

[DubbedCentral]

I followed your rules, but i still messed up, you didn't tell me I can't fart.

[Olliesful]

Oh right, Get dressed. Didn't think of that! I'll remember to be dressed next time I try to pick up chicks!

[mynamethreetimes]

ITS THE FINALLLL COUNTDOWNN

[JorgeOrellanaLorenzo]

k tonto

[10charlie1]

looks like he don't use that shampoo... or just shower in general

[slinevnc]

Why does youtube allow videos like this to be on the net?? Man, to do joke videos on youtube you have to be normal, because if not, people might think youre gay

[provostg]

Future Pedophile!!!

[provostg]

@ 0:56 hes masturbating

[YoukaiGoku]

Ha. Very nice. But.. Why would you hit yourself with what looked similar to a timpani mallet!? D= I'd assume it's a mallet for your drum set, and... Yeah. I get it. Anyways. Funny =D

[vaskemiddelet]

You are awesome.

[WackyMcSnazzypants]

I watched your kazookeleyle video a while back and thought it was awesome-tastic and stuff. But after watching this, I think you're up there with other youtube celebrities like onision xD

[sarahkatherinejones]

please never take your glasses off ever again... 

[orrebloodstone]

After watching three of your videos, starting with the ukalele, I'm pretty convinced that you are a genius. All the negative comments are proof of this.

[feweedo]

just curious but how would you know how to pick up chicks? from movies?

[LongFriedChicken]

Dude ur gonna get some major vag soon!!!!!!

[Randomgal417]

seeing you after you dried your hair made my day x3

[TheSaft]

I guess my life isn't that bad after all......

[600145]

do u sleep in a cupboard

[jjgonline91]

You're not a McDonald's worker by any chance are you?

-Greasy hair

-Fat

-No life?

Just wondering

[600145]

@jjgonline91 WOW WOW WOW SHIT TAKE IT EASY :)

[allankay12]

Hey pockets you back on good terms with your mum yet? Not to many videos lately, have you been hitting the bottle a wee to much? OMG, don't tell me your on that smack now are ya? I know.....it's crystal meth, thats how you lost weight in your progression of videos. But seriously what ya been doing lately?

[IMnotSAS]

the only people you pick up is guys

[salazarguero]

Its official ur f**king wierd! :S

[6ixFeetUnderTheStars]

grease.

[OpTicSPARK1]

your mad ugly

[J05H1B0196]

vote up if you think you loled as hard as me!!!! :L LOL

[salahief]

u have too much free time :)

[ThePBterror]

what the fuck is going on?

[ZanessaHeart778]

I'd thing you'd have to at least be good looking and have experience with girls to give advice to pick up girls....

Just saying....

[plsdau]

holy fucking crap doin't use a machete for shaving xD you made my day mate.

[liscious777]

you are a lot cooler than most of these douches on the internet

[EmmanuelFriggieri]

hahah, just don't use a machete

[T0B3Announc3d]

i hate you so good

[MissLorini]

You´re so fxcking cool man.

[corwin253]

i thought this was funny.

[Revolt3212]

Im pretty sure you like penis.

[JEFFBURKE100]

i can almost guarantee you that crouts likes dick

[JEFFBURKE100]

i bet your going out with a goat

[JEFFBURKE100]

in the side bar i can see your face with the word virgin right next to it

[JEFFBURKE100]

you realllly have the most ridiculous looking face i have ever seen in my life

[JEFFBURKE100]

aftershave only hurts vaginas....

[JEFFBURKE100]

first thing i saw was ur greasy ass hair

[Revolt3212]

I bet your rock hard body pulls in the chicks huh?

[Eman90]

i love irony, and self irony! :D

[Goomez93]

You my friend, Are awesome xD

[TheMartzyanu]

LOL this guy looks like David Cross in Scary movie 2 (Dwight) :)) ;))

[colosalguitarist]

lol kinky bumfun!!

[TheDeathtwinkie]

this is just retarded. Why does youtube still have stupid shit like this. This isn't even remotely funny in any way

[Munchauzens]

this did the trick, now im knee deep poontang

[IzroneI]

You get laid like a rock star, don't you?

[TheSquirrelattack]

i like you. i would try to be friends with you irl. Im a dude, good looking, straight, and cool so this is a totally straight and non gay statement

[marchoffe]

hahahaha kinda loser but funny

[wolfie83]

cut the rat tale off...

[xXTifaXxCloudXx]

XD i liked the conversation with bender998

and the answer: im the gay, coming from the guy giving me scent tips. XD

OWNAGE

[Synaps4]

lol hilarious

[MisatoDeDusso]

Oh my that's so funny XD

Had a good laugh here ^^

[Lorren91]

LMFAO you're creepy

[batel520]

you're not funny, i feel sorry for you :(

[sarabrooketaylor]

I know this is suppose to be funny but acting like a total spazz made me cringe, get some contact lenses, have a proper hair cut and learn what humour is then make some videos and i'm sure you will get a few laughs! Other than that kudos to actually putting this on youtube, i wouldn't have the guts! lol

[warzonebegin]

perv

[cashes67]

white trash

[kimyfertigaus]

why did u do this dude <? Oo..

oh my fucking good xD

its crazy ! ! !

[oneal51501]

thats how you pick up dicks, NERD!

[bunklefee]

Is that actually your bed in the background!??????

[mushroomism]

this creeps me out

[superfox1080]

I sure hope you actually do care about hygiene, joke aside. XD

[IRIDETIMBERLINE]

Nobody should ever listen to you..

[ifeeldirty]

you're soooooooo ugly.

[seanrquinn]

machetes are actually quite good for shaving

[dakinepakalol0]

nd everything else after that?

[dakinepakalol0]

00:56 - 1:00 ...wat was that about?

[merixumi]

really this suposed to be funny, because is a little bite sadly, don´t you?

[CQ1981331]

was this suposed to be funny?

[bender998]

what you used is body spray not deoderant.... deoderant is roll on and that is what you use on your armpits. body spray goes on your torso and its for a little extra scent. oh and your gay

[crouts0]

im the gay, coming from the guy giving me scent tips.

[bender998]

@crouts0 at least im not half naked and spazing cause of after shave or saying that your going to teach ppl how to rape.. f#%@ing retard

[crouts0]

you think im teaching you this shit. ITS A JOKE! you have no humor!

[akrebsie]

@crouts0 I have never seen such "retardedness", Never go full 'tard.

Mate. you have no humour.

GET A LIFE.

[JEFFBURKE100]

@crouts0 your also a rapist and maby he dose have a sense of humor and this just isnt that funny

[iamthelordofguitars]

lol true

[TINGLEY99]

@crouts0 lol nailed it!

[JuniSwan]

@crouts0 your fuckin ace man XD

[JoePhoenix993]

@bender998 lol- "oh and your gay." He is sooo gay, n this aint funny.... what a wanker.

[IGottaCookie]

@bender998 actually some people get rashes when they use roll on so they use spray.

[LongFriedChicken]

@bender998 

[DrummerFreakJack]

Pedo?

[whoanow42]

what is that a closet with an elevated platform? schweet!

[TheRavenLion]

lol you people are so dumb, he is trolling you so badly xD

[stumbleine0010]

Does this guy have friends?

[ZachLovesDinner]

@stumbleine0010

No

[lolerboi]

oi! my clubin technique is working just fine u prick!

[buzzerbeeter5]

dude!! hav u even had a gf? i highly doubt it! get off the internet u asshole!

[SaintTakeshi]

you are stupid. have you seen the rest of his videos? this is HUMOUR, it's not actually supposed to be educational. if you're looking on youtube for ACTUAL ways to get women to suck your tiny, ugly penis, i suggest you kill yourself.

[crouts0]

fnx ya bam!

[sweetsister101]

I'm sorry....but WTF? XD

[Amystika94]

whoever said this is bad is in idiot because this was fucking hilarious

[megabutt05]

you people take this way to seriously, its a joke and the reason why you all get so mad is because none of you can pick up any chicks

[84Micks]

That frightens me ! Poor guy !

[shikamaru959]

LOSER......

[MikkoMuhis]

are those flies over his head?

[1995Martita]

I think it's funny but a bit nerd.

[luckyluke1820]

the man is doing something funny ... . he is nice ... why guys who commented use bad words? . we should thank him cause he made us smile . Thank you :)

[zorakbane]

Stick to playing instruments. This is horrible.

[pilaniandi]

ur sick bitch fucking ass whole

[1chickenfriedrice]

i thought this vid was about u rapping people. my god keep ur god damn shirt on. did u just try to dry the grease in your hair. since when does it hurt to put after shave on???. have u ever talked to a chick before??.

[CRAZYKING38]

your such a fucking loser you dumbass

[therobertstuart]

this isnt funny its really sad

[TurboTrong]

omfg my girlfriend broke up with me!! :((( this dont work T_T

[joep080]

wot a ledge (Y)

[1990Liberality]

omfg, I feel sorry for your parents

[aljowen]

whats this guy on

[rachbabe00]

kinky bum fun... hahaha too funny

[TheKidEleKtRo]

lol idk? you mad goofy.

[skitelzg]

... to debil ...

[ShastaSodaFTW]

this dewd is the biggest fag ive ever seen... holy shit

[StrikeNinjaFTW]

FUCKING UGLY ASS BITCH GTFO

[musicxnicole]

how dare you say something about what you

call 'big whales', when YOU are the fucking biggest,

ugliest whale I've ever seen in my intire life.

[KatieSpeaks1337]

The part with the shaving cream made me laugh. So hard.

[CADPATKrieger]

fag, why am i watching this

[stoeltjes]

you have to be retarded

[grinningpancake]

go back to RIT noob

[grinningpancake]

go back to RIT noob

[schumacherenator]

... kinky bum fun?

[vinyljunction]

is it the guy from little britain

[guitarplayer630]

1. ur a need 2. u smell like horse shit

[aradkl]

STOP STEALING YOUR DAD's WEED

[riedude]

homo

[shawnmcdoo]

your stupid

if you are ever going to pick up a chick

you need to change your hair to something better than a greese cut

and you need contacts and no fat

then you can pick up a hot chick

unless you want a disgusting uglay fat girl for a fiance

[crouts0]

jesus its a joke!

[shawnmcdoo]

jesus your gay

[JuniSwan]

precisely my good friends, its just a joke calm ur ass down imma chick and it made me laugh:) go pockets!

have u ever wondered what a dead furby looks likeO_o XD

[riedude]

i agree but u can still pick up a chick if u are chubby like me lol

[shawnmcdoo]

not if you have an internet life lol

[leogava]

youre really weird. but, dude, i likeit haha

freakin funny

[miamiamiaw]

just cut that piece of hair thats longer than the rest and you can pick up chicks.. you're not ugly

but don't show'em this video, for gods sake!

[Rude616]

You look like Andy, from little britain, and yet you act ever more retarded than he is.

[FiloDeSarten]

use condoms

[antoniocabezo]

gilipollas de mierda puto friki viva MURCIA

[austintaylorbrooks]

doushebag!!!

[1mrhard1]

pockets i have watched all of your videos you are so funny

[kieran377]

lmao pockets i love you

[GeorgiaFan247]

Seriously not even funny...u wasted my life. And u have no damn chance in hell of picking up any girl in your life. U ugly fat ass Andy Milonakis, double d cup tit goofy lookin ass mother fucker

[crouts0]

I love you! CALL ME.

[GeorgiaFan247]

So ugh..when can i come to ur house to killl you??

[crouts0]

if you like!

[Fungaruff]

01:35 :D

[delsaberx101]

so funny ...XDDDD

it is hilarious!!!

[MrPointless]

This is another great vid.. I laughed hard!

[ferv84]

Why thank you. : ) That's the one thing I appreciate about patients. xD They're always kind-hearted and rarely hostile. xD

[ScRoTe1992]

how old are you buddy??

[crouts0]

20!!!!

[ScRoTe1992]

you are a tard!!!!! But i love you in a totally heterosexual kinda way!

[CTAHE]

you should go and pick up a doctor to look in your head...

[ferv84]

I know this video was an endeavour to create a successful "sarcastic" video to evoke laughs and smiles ... but this was just retarded. You honestly look like you have down syndrome, and I wouldn't be surprised if this is the case. You've got eye problems, it's not funny to make fun of yourself, by sarcastically stating that you can pick up "hot chicks". You have the most retarded hairstyle ever, and I'm surprised that you had waxed armpits, even more if you actually say that they aren't waxed.

[crouts0]

I love you!

[leon6777]

so what if he's scottish ben !?

[Jule553648]

Great!

[carefulwithaxeseth]

you are the anti christ!!!

[BenYelf]

ha hes fuckin scottish lol

[silentstrike220]

moron

[Misfithero66]

lawl your fuken epic dude

[1loverock3]

serius its enough with this crap on youtube no one thinks your funny xD

[dr3amingndigital]

I think he funny.

[SpedwithGun]

you couldnt pick up a chick

...dont kid anyone

[hakumeinaru]

He could totally take me out on a date.