Two and a half men Season 1 to 9 "Openings" Official

[jerkiinisahabit]

ashton kutcher needs a haircut and a new gig pronto

[Brian211978]

ashton kutcher CAN NOT SING!!!

[MrAndrew12111211]

Charlie is much better

[XlSlothXl]

1,3,4,5,6,7,8 are the same...

[diegohenderson26]

I don't like Ashton Kutcher, charlie is better

[Thecookienator1023]

I wish I could see season nine, I live in the friggin Netherlands were always everything comes later

[AnitaaHorizon]

seeing jake age throught the seasons.

[Esspen089]

I miss Charlie :C

[DJThemesHD]

this tell they dont like ashton kutcher @ 3:00

[Godzillarulz]

ashton kutcher will forever be one sitcom character in my eyes; and that character, is Michael Kelso

[redwv]

@Godzillarulz YES.

[canalukas]

charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[gearsmaster941]

it shit without him on.

he was the person who made 2 and a half men meaning wrote it :)

[gearsmaster941]

i want charlie back :/

[Damoniloveuxxx]

WTF Jake is fit in season 9!

[Dado513]

First and second man is always on left and right side and the half man is in the middle. :D

[888LVL888]

What a great person Charlie is, he gives free accommodation to Alan and jake and always pays for pizza and dinners and pays for household utilities and yet some of u ass people continue to hang shit becos he bangs hookers and drinks alcohol ..

Your just a jealous bunch of wankers!!

[silas1928]

CHARLIE É O MELHOR

[maudlins123]

Charlie Noooo dont go

[GameATwill]

Great now they will show "Ashton Kutcher" growing up..!!

[The4400FalloutFan20]

@GameATwill or growing lower more likely

[renrfs]

dois homens e meio já era . Charlie harper que é o rei



[callofdt1player]

why in season 9 john cryer is staring at ashton kutcher all weird?

[schackmountain]

lol hot? are u kidding? xD

[NerflyGaming]

Men men men men menly men men men

[MrDonkeyKongCountry]

I miss Charlie ;(

[Lewitty]

I haven't noticed the change untill now....

[TrOLoHD]

The Two and a Half Men we know is Charlie Harper, Alan Harper and Alan Harper Jake Harper, Jake Harper and deals!! Charlie Sheen come back!!

[TrOLoHD]

I hate Ashton Kutcher, Charlie was a hero and I'm not strange that the audience of the series has gone down, even if Charlie Sheen get her at the series as the graph series ... always in style but now to put the series to "Walden" to sharply fallen!! CHARLIE SHEEN TO RETURN BACK TO CHARLIE HARPER!! Ashton can not take the place of Charlie!

[PandaVengeance]

Ashton kinda looks like a creep.

[rufmichnichtan]

Ashton ♥♥♥

[SeSaM98]

Charlie sheen is much better than ashton kutscher

[thegingrbredman]

Charlie sheen can't come back because he was causing people to lose money. You can't just act like an immature baby just because you don't get your way. Weird part is I LIKE charlie sheen. But I'm man enough to accept where the show is going. Hell the whoring and drinking was getting kinda old after 8 seasons. Time for a new face and I'm perfectly satisfied. And if you notice Ashton's character is not as big a doofus as the first episodes. After the haircut he's not as childish. I'm just saying

[StanTy100]

Ok Where the fuck did Ashton Kutcher rise from?

[01musicbabe]

season 7 openings used to scare the fuck out of me when jake transformed in the background. Now it makes me laugh/ ;P

[geometar94]

alan is only same all time :D

ashton kutcher sucks!!!

we want charlie back

[diegohenderson26]

In the second opening, Jake, Charlie and Alan are in the sky singing with smoking clothes and big black hat

[MrDonkeyKongCountry]

I miss Charlie ;(

[kittycathappy]

i am sorry but ashton kutcher destroyed the opening, he looks evil. i really want the original members back. forgive me but if chris brown could sing and win a Grammy why can't Charlie Sheen return back to the show.

[hellsgamer45]

BORING all you hear is men.gosh the boy is a man the growns arent

[DiggrBoi]

Kill.

All.

The.

Men. Men. Men. Men. Manly. Men. Men. Men.

[ForsakenZOL]

@DiggrBoi

Kill yourself...

[DiggrBoi]

@ForsakenZOL why?

it's because i had the song stuck in my head for like, two days, and it consists of two words. three if you count the "ooohh".

[JenuWow]

season 9 sucks

[wikid1992]

ashton kutcher is real creepy

[qockozo]

Una de las mejores comedias!!!, lamentablemente se nota que charlie hace falta

[LittlieLama]

ashton ist big shit!

i missed charlie soooow muuuch :'( !!

[guilherme313ful]

men men men men men men

[AkiraBonsai]

Did somebody notice how Alan looked at Ashton Kutcher?? XD

[shooterb0y23]

@AkiraBonsai Yeah he had that "what the fuck are you even doing here" look.

[FreakerxDD]

10h pls

[ilikechevy2]

Jake is hot

[SouthernSuperstar16]

I love this theme song! I can't stop singing it.

[CheetahhWorld]

Damn Thing Is SO Catchy!! >.<

[SouthernSuperstar16]

@CheetahhWorld yes it is!

[EnterTheNoodle1]

you never realise how funny the sharlie sheen singing bit is until you watch it 8 times in a row XD

[gamer025]

Charlie Sheen FTW!

[wind96xx]

Thumbs up if you noticed that Jake morphs into his older self at the end of intros 4-8

[diasoliveira444]

@wind96xx i only noticed that when his hair grew #lol

[xLeg3nd0wnzHD]

the 5th season is the best , anyways in this situation in season 9 alan and jake are the men by the way they sing the intro.

[homachris1212]

Ok I've never really watched the show I'm more of a how I met your mother guy but is that the same kid in season 9 as all the others???

[jerkiinisahabit]

@homachris1212 yeah he just lost weight and got older

[JGACC49]

ashton kutcher + two and half man = garbage

[gentherius]

2nd is best

[SilkyVideos]

Ashton Kutcher looks like a pedophile.... Anybody??

[01musicbabe]

@SilkyVideos Thats what im sayin! the weird look he gives, the beard and the fact that his voice sounds weird and doesnt fit. LOL

[The12thRegeneration]

men 

[spoonersim]

Season 9 - did he say men men men ma manly men

[Markin216]

Season 9 - LOL!!

[gab2912]

Jake evolution:

Season 1-2 > cute kid

season 3 - chubby teen

season 4 - fat

season 5 - fat

season 6 - fat

season 7 - fat

season 8 - fat

season 9 - HOT ASS WTF

[coolstuff5673]

@gab2912 Its almost like Neviloution

[TheSupermariofan22]

@gab2912 acculy season 6-8 he's tall not fat

[XAntssX]

@gab2912 see? all fatties aint bad

[diegohenderson26]

@gab2912 i hate you for quit me my top comment

[Jespersimonsenergay]

@gab2912

Fat? wtf? If he is fat, then I know a lot of extremely fat people!

[Ragnarok2S]

Who liked it so until the eighth season of jewel!

[IVIonster2121]

ss

[kediyle1]

a liked 9 :B

[zdohnipalda]

what the gaygomofag in the 9th season instead Sheen ?!

[kelvingodinez]

Fuk tjis

[jodidie]

ashton kutcher really doesn't suit the show, it was so much better with charlie sheen and i hope chuck realises this

[hakc97isback]

@jodidie imagine if he fired Jim Parsons from The Big Bang Theory

[MusicManAustralia]

@hakc97isback If they fired Jim Parsons my life would not go on!! :(

[TrOLoHD]

Charlie???? hello Charlie??? Kutcher is idiot! i hate you!!!! i miss Charlie!!!!!!

[Bellocks1]

Sheen > Kutcher. FACT.

[Rosco2609]

Two and a half men won't be the same without Charlie :(

[gmogerardo]

One Vote for Charlie, is a vote for Fun and Laugh...dont vote for the competition Kutcher...

[CODEFORTYTWO]

i thought that Jake's part was sung by a girl in the credits

[samsbabejr]

Miss Charlie :/ Hopefully Chuck will come to his sense and realize Charlie is awesome (coke user or not)

Uploaded on my birthday :)

[twistedmetalero]

i miss so much charlie, r.i.p charlie harper :/

[willian062]

00:00 -  2:50 Nice 2:50- 3:14 FAIL

[jassi14ful]

ich finde mit charlie war es viel besser.. ashton hörts sich scheiße an..

[mrmike0994]

I kind of think season nine's intro sounds better then the others because Jake doesn't sound like a girl in this intro then he does in the other ones 

[AllieLeydig]

im now officaly insane

[Albanerliiikezzzzzz7]

jedes fängt mit einem lachen an :)

[MoonlakeStar]

9th sucks a nut

[MultiKiller250]

Season 9 sux I want Charlie! ;(

[LFLKful]

Enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[diegohenderson26]

I like that in the season opener 10, alan, jake and ashton sing on the moon XD

[demixes87]

Jake's Transformation

Season1: 0:16

Season3: 1:00

Season4: 1:20

Season5: 1:42

Season6: 2:03

Season7: 2:24

Season8: 2:46



[MiTzA000DrAgAn]

adore season 1-8 , season 9 sucks !!

like if you agree

[lolcatish]

I like Charlie Harper bettert then charlie sheen because charlie harper is a player, charlie sheen is dick.

[diegohenderson26]

@lolcatish Charlie Haper are Charlie Sheen you idiot

[lolcatish]

@diegohenderson26 yes i know idiot, but in the end they are different people all together. Thats like saying Tobey maguire is actually spider-man

[si1an2]

Part 9 - Two and a gay men

[THenneckeGER]

i thik ashton is shit but......

hes great sry charly but hes the new charly shen!

[Italo110798]

shit with Ashton Kutcher was a crap honestly with Charlie Sheen is so much nicer

[luccmarkus]

2:58 O Ashton cantando kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.....

[si1an2]

the old Times with Charlie....



[BergableYo]

seasons 2 - 7 are the same?

[KandFABI]

Now Jake is a "full" man. So Allan must be the half one now.

[Arapucasss]

os piores foram o 2° e o 9°, o resto, são os melhores e originais

[StonedAustralian]

listening to this brings back memories of being semi-conscious waking up to this theme song after falling asleep watching it every night on dvd haha

[XXXlunacoXXX]

I miss Charlie :( but I love when Jon stares at Ashton like WTF ?? :D

[dudyglm]

gosteei atee o 8

[DCLynneHaddock]

I've only seen the season two one once on TV. Totally thought I'd imagined it until now!

[TMvideos2000]

,timmy

[RnBFreaaaK]

staffel 1-8 = beeeeeesteeee <3333333333333

[diegohenderson26]

Season 1-8: Jake is the half men

Season 9: Ashton is the half men

[LittlieLama]

@diegohenderson26 ashton ist ja woman ... the show must named two man and a woman ...

[gameguy20100]

ashton is rubbish compared to charlie and I hate the new theme song :(

[JoeeeMyGod]

hi

[Chinii200]

two and 9 seasons

[TheFlende]

Ashton is ok but Charlie was better !

[2010DarkDevilUK]

Two and a half men  IS POINTLESS WITHOUT CHARLIE!

[08watib]

two & a half men is a garbage now with ashton .. so sad

[Wildchoco]

ich seh zwischen season 3 und 4 nicht wirklich einen unterschied O.O

[joaogutemn3]

No fim o cara novo fas uma cara de ''UM BOIOLA'' aushaush

[321bigdady]

bei nummer 3:00 allens augen season 9

[misteraxl1]

makers of ''2 and a half men'' should be thrown in jail for murder of Charlie Harper!

[AG2377]

9 is only bullshit!!!

[ugurkasar19]

Hey guys i need the lyrics, anyone have it?

[xZocker89x]

season 9 is funny

[TheVideogame360]

season 10 Charlie should come back as a ghost :D

[360kenobi]

i dont like 9

[redbaron1001]

I knew that two and a half men wasn't gonna be the same whit out Charlie Sheen but wow! Two and a half men is absolute shit Ashton Kutcher is probably the worst possible replacement for Charlie. he is just way to childish

[JAJAissoLaura]

ey ich komm ir ein bisschen blöd vor mir 9 mal diese melodie reinzuziehen XDDDDD jetzt hab ich einen ohrwurm, natoll. DANKE XDDD Men men men men men men men men men Uhhhhhhhhhhuhuhuhu MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN HUHUHUHHHhHhUUHUUUHUHU

[stefan96268]

I want lyrics from season 5 :D :)

[plch1007]

why does it get slower in season 3?

[Rockwars10]

All times I see Alan's face in the intro, I laugh. He seems fool. LOL

[Captainbeast11]

Again fuck you trimthepusspuss

[Captainbeast11]

Trimthepusspuss fuck you bitch ASS nigga,gay ASS porn attic mother fucker

[coll167]

0:00-0:03 Is Way Better Then 2:58-3:00

[17darkus]

its now 1 man 1 teen and 1 douche

[MusicManAustralia]

The 1,000th comment will get their youtube in the description. :D

[laurenthecure]

HOLY SHIT JAKE GOT HOT!

[Captainbeast11]

Is it just me or I'm I the only one who thinks that charlie and Ashton should be in the show

[TrimThePussPuss]

@Captainbeast11 its just you

[GreeeenPanda]

i feel like for every one except 2 and 9 you just replayed the same one

[SamanthaMonroeVanity]

I think Angus should still sing the part that he used to sing, he has such a good voice :3 I mean, i like Ashton but Angus is just awesome, :) haha

[aquiles1190]

Jake sings like JUSTIN BIEBER in 1st season

[TheSuperJorps]

thats really anoyying, and the one with asthon kutcher is just gay!!!!

[0404bman]

this will never be the same without charlie :/

[wellwellwellall]

@0404bman agreed

[Wildchoco]

@0404bman that are really great news:D

[ReapersHQ]

i miss charlie sheen :/

[diegohenderson26]

The openings in which Jake sings like a child and then at the end grows. oh wow,

[MultiTwilightTV]

That's pointless, Season One has a good title, Season 2's different, then in the other seasons,

they bring it back

[operagui]

kkkk



[Fishboy661]

the hat

[thesackboy489]

2 men and a jesus

[ComedyDude1231]

@thesackboy489 hahah

[BobifyYou]

WTF at Jake at the end of season 8's intro O.o

[belinhadesantos]

Nossa como jake mudou !! 

[Meyerman13]

Warum is eigentlich nur staffel 2 in nem anderen hintergrund???

[SuperPhilipp2000]

es ist lustig anzusehen

[Shale6298]

season 9 jake is hot

[2012Ente]

Ashton klingt wie ne schwuchtel

[gwenkilljoy]

@2012Ente Na kein wunder, ist er ja auch...

[Infernotom1]

1-8 the best, 9 is a fail -.-

[bobthetiger49]

I want charlie back

[maxi1811king]

Have you noticed how quickly ashton kutcher has jumped into the picture? :D