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  • video making fail

  • 0:57

  • Nah exploding british day!

  • haha! Check out the Jeff Goldblum clip I have of him on my page! I cant stop laughing at his facial expression... Almost like he's watching me poop! :P

  • I forgot my horse, all I brought was this sack of oranges....

  • english, not british

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  • @bortworkshere RACIST!

  • DALEKS!!

  • i dont like how people call independence day the fourth of july... i should remember to yell "WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HATE THE US OF A" when someone doesnt call it independence day... holy shit i think i just made a rhyme and realized that while looking for typos

  • so since the Boston Tea massacre, Americans have staunchly defended their right to drink exclusively coffee. Take that Britain...

  • we will call this day exploded british day

  • what the crap?

  • and you must be american

  • paul: were gonna whoop some ASS :britbot: STAY AWAY FROM MY ASS

  • I've got nothing against British....but I can't WAIT for exploded British day!

  • Thumbs up if you came from Fail blog part 1

    

  • too funny

    

  • DALEKS

  • I forgot my horse.. all I have is this sack of oranges. Lol!

  • “You know very well, and the stupid Americans know equally well, that we control their government, irrespective of who sits in the White House. You see, I know it and you know it that no American president can be in a position to challenge us even if we do the unthinkable. What can they (Americans) do to us? We control congress, we control the media, we control show biz, and we control everything in America. In America you can criticize God, but you can’t criticize Israel…” Israeli spokesper

  • @arcz10 are israeli or zcheg (or however you write it) ? and why do you think you ''control'' the USA (I'm not from the USA) i just want to know

  • So shoving a key up a british person's ass will blow them up?

    Good to know if I get in a fight with the british!

  • But still Exploded British Day is funny xD

  • Hmm anyone ever wondered why americans (well the 70% which are dickheads) (no offence to the 30% who are amazingly nice to everyone) hate everyone else in the world especially the british we are related to the americans in many ways if you go back hundreds of years some of americas long lost relatives are british just surprises me that americans are so rude to people who founded them and are related to them :)

  • It's always nice to know you can come onto a video about Jeff Goldblum, Will Smith, and Mr.T to find comments about Vietnam and North Korea.

  • haha this is so hilarious!

  • a land foounded upon the butcher of another race the forced removal and killing of an indigenious people look at what your travels spawned Amerigo Vespucci

  • British Empire Daleks Rock Your Scoks Off, sad thing is we cant even control them.

  • @tiredofphailspelling Ah, I see. All good then. My problem is I read the comments on aol news articles, so I've been conditioned to believe that a majority of comments are hypocritical :D

  • @tiredofphailspelling Can't really fault them. How many random Americans do you think you'd go through before you found one that could give you a detailed history of English History from 1700 to present?

  • Someone rewrite the history books!

  • AMERICA #1

  • my fav lets get jiggy with it

  • DALEKS! DALEKS! DALEKS!

  • LOLOL

  • Good Mr.T voice

  • Dr who ftw

  • omg the daleks were british?!?!?! 0.o

  • @Theman14234 we do make the show doctor who

    This is really funny lol exploded British day

  • nice

  • RAWWWW :) ha funny shit

  • I don't understand half of this because I'm british, abd this is hilarious

  • was that will smith, sound more like eddie murphy

  • Oranges? What about the cherry tree? That was great!!! My wife & I ROFL everytime the daleks show up in one of your videos.

  • Welcome to the ocean, sucka

  • Doctor who. xDDD BBC :D

  • 0:44 bad joke alert

  • All righty, then. Away we go! The Tea Party (I call 'em "Tea-baggers" HA!) are not immune from scrutiny!

  • lol! the Dalek was like: "the Bree-tysh"

  • the British are suPEHHHrior!

  • that key fits comcaast lock boxs

  • Those Daleks are hilarious

  • hahah MR.T !

  • Holy shit, these are the funniest things ever.

  • Daleks :D

  • Exploded British Day XD

  • Ah ya ah make ya neck work can ya jiggy with it ,BOOM. Keep making videos blamesociety

  • the daleks were hilarious

  • 1:25 looool

  • exploding british day? ahhahahaha

  • "STAY OUT OF MY ASS"  lol

  • best moie evar!!

  • you have dis-obayed the BRIITIISH

  • "I forgot my horse, all i brought is this sack of oranges" Hahahahaha times infinity

  • i feel like thats how it went down

  • 2:35 is hilarious.

  • lol, daleks, that was funny

  • The Jeff Goldblum was spot on.

  • British Daleks! lol

  • wtf! daleks!

  • Wow, Colonial Americans defeated a Dalek Army with a key? My history teacher was such a liar.

  • 1:17 " oh hell no" lol his expression roflmaoqxz!!!

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  • 1:07 - 1:35 HAHAHA

  • Nice video xD But British rule >:]

  • Love may we be celebrating blowing up the British day!

  • tax that ugly british .. alien .. british alien !

  • "All i have is this bag of oranges" lol xD.

    Ahahaha I love Doctor Who! when I saw the Daleks I started cracking up :D

  • I want my brain cells back!

  • My fav quotes:

    Aw hellll no!

    Yea, make ur neck work, get juggy with it!

    Shut the hell up jeff goldblum!

    Well, if anyone needs me, I'll be having lots of sex, and inventing bifocals! :D

  • i saw the guy who played jeff goldblum in a thrift store

  • I forgot my horse... al I have is this sack of oranges.

    lol so random!

  • Top ten things you don't expect a dalek to say:

    #4: Stay out of my ass

  • I'm British and this is hilarious.

    Be warned America! We will be back!!!!!!

    :)

  • @TTAwesome

    We beat your spaceships once, we can do it again.

  • @TTAwesome then why havent u came back YET

  • @umean123 The Credit Crunch!

  • @TTAwesome err ok then

  • @TTAwesome Britain hasnt got shit anymore......

  • @xXMcNoobXx its got a hell lot more than america, the uk isn't in a recession the us is.

  • @flashash2k9 yea, but the power of Britain were how it had captive markets and colonies, but it really doesnt anymore, and therefore, its true power to removed

  • @TTAwesome And you'll be embarrassed again.

  • @tyrannasaurasalan How's that? We left America because it was not profitable anymore to us. Also we were at war with France, Spain, the Netherlands...

  • @TTAwesome You left America because you got your asses handed to you by some rebels, so all of a sudden it became an "unprofitable" venture.

  • @tyrannasaurasalan It was an unwinnable war for a number of reasons. I think you'll find we won most of the battles, but capturing capital cities did not end the war as it would have done in Europe because 'merica was just a bunch of states. Anyway, we caused the rebellion by shitty management with the whole taxation without representation business. I think we're cool now though, right?

  • @TTAwesome Are we? I find most of your kind can't get over the fact that they were beaten. We're not even lukewarm.

  • @tyrannasaurasalan Sounds to me that you cant get over it. None of 'my kind' even give a shit. Its not even taught in school. Think about the fact that you felt it necessary to comment on a 1 year old comment I made in a joking manner on a comedy video.

  • @TTAwesome Yeah, because it would make perfect sense if I couldn't get over your country getting defeated by mine in a war that would define the future. Your kind tend to give a lot of shit, but pretend not to when they're too afraid to defend themselves. Best choice for you now would to admit that this is unwinnable, and retreat like your ancestors did.

  • @tyrannasaurasalan Sounds like you are a bit sore on the subject. Maybe you cant habdel the fact that you once were under British rule. Maybe now you feel desperate to defend 'merica now that its going balls up for your country. Maybe you are jealous that Americans are seen by the world as ignorant war-mongerers, whereas the Brits have a long and proud lagacy having once havd the greatest empire the world has ever seen.

  • Also, Cuba wasn't even a war...it didn't even involve the United States Military...it was a plan developed by the CIA for a swift overthrow of Castro by what remained of the old Cuban government and cuban refugees. 

    As for the "lagacy" of Britain, it really doesn't matter. Everyone sees you guys as arrogant weaklings who lost any spine they might have had after getting the shit bombed out of them during the Blitz. You're defnitely a good replacement for France though.

  • @tyrannasaurasalan OOOhhhh right. This is all about you wanting some recognition for saving us during WW2. Well here it is: Thanks Russia. The truth is they saved us. 80% of Nazi casualties were as the hands of Russia. Also, give me one example of us loosing spine? We supported you in the Far East, Middle East, we defeated Argentina despite the US Navy saying that to recapture the Faulklands would me a millitary immpossibility. Nothing Spinelss there.

  • @TTAwesome Lol who supplied you with armaments and vehicles? Your good ol' pals in the USA. 0% of casualties is a random number you made up. I'd say more like 40, after all there were only 2 major swings of battle on that front anyway. Losing spine can go back as far as when we kicked your asses out of our land. Then your fat king decided "We're too weak to fight major nations, let's harass the weaker countries to make us look tougher!" So that's what you did.

  • @TTAwesome Americans thought they were giving us their money to help us during the war not true we payed them a lot of money to get supplies and gave them oil they just re-payed us so to all of the americans who think they were the best during ww2 are idiots we were all the same

  • @Ben78177 Also, I don't agree with the failed imperialists....err- United Kingdom's Falkland war. Haven't you heard about the mass killings of Argentine natives? Probably not, with an outdated monarchy, your people are likely brainless to still support it and everything you hea and read is propaganda, usually false. At least your people know they can't fend for themselves :/

  • @TTAwesome Exactly americans hate us but that just means they are hating themselve as they are all part british and have relatives that are british

  • @tyrannasaurasalan Is it so important to tell everyone that you 'embarrassed us' because you got your arses handed to you in 'Nam and Korea and Cuba.

  • @TTAwesome Lol really? Are you sure about Vietnam? 58,000 American deaths compared to a few million North Vietnamese? And now they give us money for trade! Yep. That was a war lost alright. Korea was a victory, I don't think you have any idea what you're talking about. The objective was to prevent South Korea from becoming a Communist nation, and what do you know, they're still Democratic to this day.....

  • @tyrannasaurasalan The objective in Vietnam was to prevent Communism. They became Communist, the US retreated, therefore you lost. The US invasion of North Korea failed, therefore at least a stalemate. US failed to overthrow Cuban government, therefore lost, as well as putting an illegal trade embargo on Cuba.

  • @TTAwesome The objective in Vietnam was to maintain an American friendly environment and sure, a democratic nation would ensure that, but things ended up the same either way. Are you familiar with the domino theory? How your country was too weak so We had to save the day? Probably not. What became of those other Southeast Asian countries? Do you know? Invasion of North Korea? You make it sound as if it was something We were trying to annex. Cuba did not involve the U.S. military, again.

  • @tyrannasaurasalan Vietnam is a war that should never have happened whatever was going through the minds of americans or presidents was wrong and i sometimes think they did it for publicity im not saying they did but for many deaths and a war thats idea of it starting being retarded it looks that way

  • @Ben78177 Lmao. Typical British ignorance. Do you know why the Vietnam war started? In brief, it was because certain European countries (yours included) were too weak after World War 2 to fight against the spread of Communism. You can research the rest of that for yourself, educating you would take up too many comments. also, any idiot (even you) should know that it was a war of controversy. You make it sound as if all Americans wanted the war to go on and on. (continued)

  • @TTAwesome And then they rebelled against you too! I mean, you guys couldn't even stop Revolutionary France from causing a Continental-wide war! Pathetic, considering the close eye your government had on them at the time. You supported us in the Middle East by playing the role of garrison. That's it. The Faulklands were called a military impossibility because the islands have absolutely no value...at all. Good thing you showed that second world country who the boss is!

  • @TTAwesome Another, funny thing about that, there's a book in the united States called "Stupid Wars waged by Stupid People" Can you guess which of the wars you mentioned was in there? No. Don't answer. It's the Faulkland War, obviously. So before you go arund like the rest of your scumbag nation and criticize your "allies", try fighting somem ajor powers without taking 20 years to defeat them, or just giving up entirely. And by the way, Happy Thanksgiving....oh wait that's a North American thing

  • @tyrannasaurasalan The Faulklands are inhabited by people of British descent, so for a start, we were protecting our people. Also, they are very rich people now because of the squid around the islands, as well as the fact that a whole lot of oil has been found there. I'd like to know how that is stupid. Happy Thanks Giving to you to. We dont celebrate that, but we do eat Turkey :).

  • @TTAwesome And plus we gave them tonnes of money and they think they paid us their money back it wasnt it was ours

  • im British too & a drunk Randy Quaid flying his horse into a jelly mould always makes me titter, I love this video :-)

  • AW, HELL NO!

    =)

  • I'm not a brave man like Will Smith, so I wouldn't want to fly a horse into a British space-alien-ship-pan.

  • ROFL will smith

    "yea make ur neck work, ugh get jiggy wit it"

    LMAO

  • salt shaker + bundt cake pan= Dalek?

  • jeff goldblum impression was dead on lol

  • YAY Britain LOL the stereotype is hilarious

  • lol

  • Im British and I don't see why some of the other Brits can't shut up and enjoy the vidI love seeing stereotypes :D

  • I'm British too and I couldn't agree with you more XD

  • OMFG ROFLMAO 1:43-1:50

  • ENGLAND!

  • HEY THAT'S MY LINE FOOL!

  • We're not saying all you do is drink tea...I find this hilarious....just throwing that out there! lol

  • Wow, looks like the real Mr.T . xD

  • exterminate

  • yea explodeing british day yea sure.

  • whats wrong with saying youll drink tea americoians do to and as far as im aware we aint afraid to admit it

  • cause tea is like a full on english thing. (even though everyone drinks it)

  • Yes because no Brit in the history of ever haas ever drunken tea, that's something that has never and will never happen.

  • Daleks, lol

  • haha daleks

  • I forgot my horse, and all i have...is this sack of oranges

  • haha british aliens!!

  • I lold...

    alawt

  • Your obliteration is imminent, just to let you know.

  • tihs saved me a lot of time studying! now im going to go study for my math test! thanx blamesocietyfilms!! :D

  • how do americans know about daleks?

  • BBC America shows Doctor Who and Torchwood.

  • ah, cool

    no more torchwood now though

  • because we get bbc too

  • @Munkydude150 We have BBC America

  • it's God Bless America you ignorant person, you wasted 3 lines of typing instead of doing something important that would accually change someones opinion on the subject. it's not meant to look realistic.

  • fuck you

  • curse at me all you like i don't give a crud about your opinion

  • no offense but you just wasted three lines too :P

  • @rubberchickens1 im british and you are just a fucking awful example of us learn to take a joke fucking cunt

  • lol the Daleks yes that is awesome lol

  • lol u used FF music

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • this my favorite Bric a brac!

  • LOL great vid

  • Dalaks. You guys are so funny. I love how their tube eye thing moved up and down on every syllable

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  • looks like troubles going to be...brewing

  • "Oh hell no! The British are-a-g-here come the British!"

  • omg I love the daleks how did you make the puppets they look like saltshakers with tinfoil on them I love the voices though

  • Hahahaha :D

    "shut the hell up jeff goldblum"

    That was funny!

  • 0:40

    that guy from one piece

    lol

  • noooooooooot...quite.  ; ]

  • Damn those american 'insurgents' :P

  • AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT I lOvEd IT KeEp IT uP sUcKaS

  • saltshakers. gerrr rin tea!

  • "Hand over that DAMN key Jeff Goldbloom,we gonna whoop some ass up in here."

    "STAY OUT OF MY ASS!"

  • Get in there you tea!

  • where is john madden?

  • i brought oranges