Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 15 - The Key to the Bedroom

[girguy101]

"THIS IS THE WRONG KEY"

[Ra1dersFoLife]

Hahahahahaha lol for dayz

[oldman32123]

these wouldn't be nearly as funny without the old guy.

[fLATCHULATOr]

It's a freakin number you dummies... who cares!!

[wwefan12372]

الله اكبر

[SterfrysWaggon]

I clean all the gunk out of my lock beforehand so the key doesn't get dirty and rust

[ShillishousTV]

I'm not sure, looks like that door has a knob.

[Thatsmyboosie]

@trollingpatrolling im black and thats not racist!! it was fucking

[iwuvsh0es7]

aannndd i use my fingers ;)

[Samuraislash600]

@TrollingPatrolling that's fuckin racist but funny! LMFAO

[TrollingPatrolling]

Why black people get scared when they have diarrhea?Because they think they are melting!!.LOL

[Acousticsons]

Lol

[YungTittz]

whaaaaaa

[justynfeeney]

What does 2461 mean? I seen that number in a few episodes.

[ehsanraza58]

You know how if a woman is pregnant, everybody rubs her stomach and says "awww when is it due?" well no one rubs my balls and says good job.

[jyriiiiii]

Any1 else noticed the door number at 0:32? :D

[Minecraftlover223]

Anyone who thinks the door is 666 is wrong. Its 506.

[StevenStevenson1990]

@Minecraftlover223 Not the main guy's door, the tough guy's door, the one whose shirt reads "Jim's Gym" his door number is 666

[Selinor578]

@Minecraftlover223 looks like 666 to me

[whites8980]

the room number is 666

[StevenStevenson1990]

0:32 The tough guy's apartment number is 666 Creepy

[fireboyaak]

hahahahhaa

[harry1743]

hurry up an let my comment get to 200!

[jjkkllmmnnoo1]

The Jewish people during the holocaust had lost all thier rights, what about thier lefts?

[IamAsianKid]

Bahaha, the tough guy busted into room 666

[adamknight88]

@IamAsianKid whats so bad about 666

[marianwuvu]

@adamknight88 the devils number

[mizshoppah]

a blond walks into an electronic store and says to the manager "i would like to buy this tv", the manager then replies "sorry, but we don't sell stuff to blonds" so the blond leaves, dyes her hair orange, and comes back the next day, and again, says to the manager, "i would like 2 buy this tv" and again, the manager replies "we dont sell stuff to blonds", and the blond goes, "but how did u know i am blond"? "i dyed my hair orange" and the manager goes, "because, thats a toaster, not a tv"

[xXJason585Xx]

@mizshoppah you said that 2 episodes ago you probably copy and pasted

[mizshoppah]

@xXJason585Xx don't remember....but what if i did? is it so bad that i want more people to see it and laugh?

[brynnu04]

who else noticed that one of the doors said 666?

[skiptothestep]

eww, the lock must of been so dirty

[TheGString123]

awsome!!!!!!!!!!!



[RoosterCogburnPhD]

What about the back door? BA-ZINGA!

[melmccon13]

LOL I love the animations for it! it makes me laugh almost everytime

[erikatvdriver]

THEVIDEOMAKER444 WAS TALKING ABOUT THE DOOR IN WHICH THE BUFF GUY SMASHED OPEN -.-

[thexlalax]

lmoXD

[lauryn62051]

three guys go to a bar, man one says"i must have the head in the world" so man two says "i must have the smallest i must have the smallest arms in the world" then man three says i must have the smallest di*k in the world" so they all look in a giunnis book of world records and man one says"i do have the smallest head" and man three says "i do indeed have the smallest arms in the world" and so man three said "who the f*ck is justin bieber?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!­?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!????!­!!!!?

[shoungo1]

thats not really a joke just the best pick up line ever

[sizzle9000]

Haha, in the beginning of the video when they enter the apartment, the door says, "EL BURDEL APARTMENTS." I looked it up on Google Translate, and apparently "el burdel" is a "brothel." xD

[crabsgetsmart]

@brad28den1 no

[TurtleBlastingOG]

good luck getting your finger in there buddy

[acidboyable]

0.31 :O

[wardemon46]

Any1 notice the nerd held the key upside down?

[superstandardman]

how about we go back to my place, u sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

[GeneralAzrael]

that was fucking dumb, in the funniest way possible.

[mads180d]

GIGGIDY!



[Olccu1]

click audio transcripts SO HILARIOUS :DDDD

[0wolfplayer0]

The other door on the left is just a mirror reflection of the original door. There is no 666. Idiots.

[Tayler1352]

@0wolfplayer0 Actually @MrSecretperson92 meant at 0:32 . Idiot

[izvebad]

Just had to put 666 on one of the doors didn't you satanists...

[NonneBoy93]

I stcick the key in, turn it around and put it in my pocket... hahaha

[NonneBoy93]

@NonneBoy93 and it all happens inless than a second haha

[girgirl99]

lol Jim's Gym

[salvanas6]

would of been funnyer if he licked the key

[RandomVideozPRO]

This guy copied the jokes from the sex jokes app on the ipod

[Mrlolguy116]

If you dont understand the key hole is supposed to be a vagina and the key is supposed to be a dick.

[frewillig]

@Mrlolguy116 no shit sherlock

[mihailimitless]

@Mrlolguy116 Whats not to understand?

[daabest1]

why did she go home with the guy in 132 anyways??

[Memgon]

that one was awsom to that guy knows how to get laid lol... and once again only a retard wouldent be able to get that joke.

[gumman741]

people must be really retarded not to get that.

[zMarathonnHD]

@gumman741 Then im surprised you got it.

[gumman741]

@zMarathonnHD do you really have nothing else to do but to comment on other peoples comments

[SirWildwind]

geez...clever xD

[skubis2]

The same i do :D

[mysticmacmagic122]

@richard14713 the key holes the vag

[BeMandM]

2 bats with their head down and a 3rd one with its head up.one of the bats with its head down says to the other one..."dude...he`s got insomnia again"

[harry1743]

a womans leg says to the other leg we can make alot of money between us

[DJmaster1rapper]

@harry1743 i know!! the name of leg is 'KE' and other is "HA' and need '$' to put it in izzit?

[harry1743]

@DJmaster1rapper hellz yea!

[mhypersonic]

@harry1743 liked

[CherriBerri101]

@harry1743 LOL!

[harry1743]

@harry1743 good to see you getting so many views

[FYSFAN12]

lol 666 on door

[1996funkytown]

woopsies thats not the key

[Boobtardedness]

xDD

[Gigaman1245]

Lol, that pussy cat

[msupermario7]

fucking folduers...

[10XxHaLEyxX10]

eli is the doorman

[4284842848]

What if you have a combination lock

[mshyam93]

@4284842848 u rub it bfore u unlock!!

[anubisnave]

@4284842848 then your doing it wrong

[atamanaslt1]

:DDDDDDDDD

[GreenEyedMusic]

201 people have never had their "lock licked"

[TheVideoMaker444]

Anybody notice how that is room 666 ? :|

[Gmanderville]

@TheVideoMaker444 its 506 lol



[RebelHair]

@TheVideoMaker444 oh no....ILLUMINATI

[leah1597]

@TheVideoMaker444 it's 506...

[EatDaPoo123]

@leah1597 his talking about the other room..

[leah1597]

@EatDaPoo123 ok....pardon me for my humanly mistake. geez

[FATBEARD1295]

@TheVideoMaker444 it says 506, ass sack

[Biohacks]

@FATBEARD1295 the rough guy.. who knocks open the door.. "666" idiot

[FATBEARD1295]

@Biohacks my bad

[CoZaAsy2]

@TheVideoMaker444 no isn't it 506

[becarrifoo12]

@TheVideoMaker444 its room 506

[TheVideoMaker444]

@becarrifoo12 No,dude....Pay attention...It's in the imaginary bubble at 0:33

[therealvyperx]

@TheVideoMaker444 is room 506 you stupid

[pauseTV]

@TheVideoMaker444 .... dude, you should meet a priest or something, because the door is 506, not 666.

Maybe you're possessed by demons?

Or maybe you died?

I wish you success.

[pauseTV]

@TheVideoMaker444 .... LOL!!

I previously read all the retarded comments about it being 506 ...

and then I laughed so hard at how annoyed you were getting over the repeated replies to your comment.

So I couldn't resist teasing you about it, & making my comment EVEN more absurd by adding the priest bit, hahahaha!

AND it worked!

LOL, its hilarious watching people flip out over nothing.

All in good fun ol' chap :)

[thebest123124]

That was frickin funny

[lurviQ]

Room: 666

[scooterdane]

its charlie sheen

[SwaggaSoSick32]

how do u get an 80 year old women to scream fuck!

u get another 80 year old woman to sit next to her and yell bingo!

[18NIGHTMARISH]

@mkdaisgory that is hilarious hhahahajaja rofl haha

[ladybug3049]

oh i like that joke

XD

[Csidia]

the dude with extreme muscles is the devil his door number is "666"

[SkinnyGirl1324]

EWW! who licks a lock?!?!?

OHHH i get it now

[MadisonISaGodess]

@SkinnyGirl1324 Yeahhhh.

[mkdaisgory]

i was at a cafe the other day, and i had to pass gas really bad. I noticed the music was really loud, so i timed my gas with the beat of the music. after a while, i felt better and finished my coffee. but then i noticed people where staring at me, and that's when i realized that i was listening to my ipod.

[scarboyxxxx]

@mkdaisgory lol

[TheMummyShow]

I usually put a XXL condom on the key first. Bazinga

[FriendlyClam]

lol Jim's gym

[YaboiScotty]

Lmao Jim

[JustJ4k3]

Only real men eat pussy

[InvaderEma]

lick the lock men, you just might get your "key" licked

[fuzzman25]

@InvaderEma

ill remember that

[FanOFFiFa]

MAN from where he get all those jokes! LOL

[MrSecretperson92]

the first door has 666 on it. good work getting that in it satanists

[helloo889]

@MrSecretperson92 and the halls r red

[tokomo4]

@MrSecretperson92 What? O.o, I don't see no door

[kofiboom99]

@MrSecretperson92 506

[dragonfighter4171]

@kofiboom99 No he mean that dumbass guy named Jim.

[drummerchris22]

@MrSecretperson92 dude... chill its just a fucking cartoon

[mrwhatever213]

@drummerchris22 And... they put it there for a reason. you think thats all it is.

[mhypersonic]

@MrSecretperson92 liked

[hnt456]

@MrSecretperson92 why is that number so bad thats ur moms age not jk

[johncisney15]

lol bitches face at the end XD

[aj10799]

Eli=Door man

[2alexcool2]

wait so when i try to unlock my door i get it to the wrong key so .......

[cuzimspecial1]

@2alexcool2 you miss the pussy at the first try O.o...

[warlocked12]

@116gaara i agree with you

[warlocked12]

A116gaara i agree with you

[116gaara]

i wouldn't lick that or any lock, i mean you don't know where it been!! lol

[natstar27]

@116gaara

well he licks there pussys which are near there arsehole anyways

[116gaara]

@natstar27 i know but my joke is, you don't know where its been :P

[T16Akatsuki]

a man bumps into a womans tit and he says im sorry but if your heart is as soft as your tit you'll forgive me. she says if your dick is as hard as your elbow i live upstairs in apt 321.

[rapcity950]

the door said 666

[ECAstack]

THE LOT IS THE VAGINA OK? GET IT NOW?

[guner56]

wow it took me 3 times watching this to actually get it..lmao.

[DevinLPilk]

the door number is 666 on the tough guy

[Son0fBinladen]

Would u lick the key?

[LSDkitteh]

0:35 EVIL DOOR

[strongghy65]

unatural sex?

[bykert]

FUNNNY

[Theboxer500]

i am under 18 and if your over 18 and don't understand this joke..... Shame on YOU!!!!!!

[Rois3106]

That's not funny it's just perverted

[LilJ367]

i dont get it

[smither1mina]

@LilJ367 imagine the key as the dick. and the lock as a vagina. he licks the "lock" first

[KudoKaitou]

@LilJ367 it lean he lick the hole b4 he put it in. its a sex joke

[Amy96hahahaz]

hahaha

[AngelaTooCute1]

lmao that was good

[halokill1111]

look the apartment number for the tough guy is 666

[GravDiga]

Ah, i can't believe i forgot about this one.. added to my 2nd funny playlist.

[legomaster335]

lol eli is the door man

[TheonenameJuan]

did any anyone notice on 00:38 the number 666

[pinkcooIaid]

@TheonenameJuan i did

[guitarmessiah95]

The first door # was 666

[WhySoSerious75]

0:32 The door has 666 on it.

[xxxfunnyguyxx08]

2 muffins were in a oven and one muffin says "boy it sure is hot in here" and the other muffin says "holy shit a talking muffin!"

[MONEYMAN101ish]

@xxxfunnyguyxx08 that was on 2 and a half men

[evilbeaver181]

@xxxfunnyguyxx08 i heard that joke on two and a half men..

[TheMummyShow]

@evilbeaver181 It's actually a very old joke, probably older than TAHM

[SwaggaSoSick32]

@xxxfunnyguyxx08 rofl i nearly pissed myself