Nick Swardson 'Hold The Baby' Stand Up

[starfukerz91]

@Mrmehummati suck mah baaaaallllzzzz!!!

[theatlantisrise]

The best active stand-ups: 1. Louis CK 2. Brian Regan 3. Lewis Black 4. Wanda Sykes 5. Chris Rock ... active stand-ups that I personally find the funniest: 1. Louis CK 2. Brian Regan 3. Lewis Black 4. Nick Swardson 5. Joe Rogan

[mrMehumatti]

That fucking loser should kill himself. And everyone who likes him.

[pugggs]

remember STUSSY? haha

[Saladbowl]

either Louie CK has stolen from him (unlikely) or the other way around... this guy really isn't funny...

[MarcoPolo1299]

best comedians to have ever lived ...ever 1. richard pryor 2. george carlin 3. greg giraldo

[LethalX27]

3 Best comedians: Daniel Tosh, Nick Swardson, Kevin Hart.

[rippindrummer666]

best living comedians today in my opinion are

louis ck

lewis black

dave chapelle

bill burr

daniel tosh

nick swardson

[JaffaaHD]

@rippindrummer666 I don't know who Bill Burr is but replace him with Jimmy Carr and get rid of Lewis Black and replace him with Jeremy Hotz and I'd have to agree haha ;)

[SarahJizzedRainbows]

Nick Swardson, Dane Cook, Kevin Hart.

<3333

[Altenism]

@SarahJizzedRainbows *facepalm

[LtUnreal]

tosh is has no personality and tries to be funny but really sucks...on the other hand nick swardson is a comedic genius.

[treya5707]

HOLD THE BABY!

[EveryTune]

Top Comedians (2011)

1: Nick Swardson

2: Patton Oswalt

3: Lewis C.K.

[legofilms4fun]

A baby . . . is like a really drunk dude. HAHAHAH THAT'S SO FUNNY . .. . sike.

[MrDanTheMan9]

Ohhh Nick hahaha and the haters go fck yourselfs :)

[MrJoeonthetube]

youtube community: does anyone know the link to a video where nick swardson talks about not being gay? He also compares his playing gay people on tv to toby mcguire being spiderman in real life.

[elcesar999]

dave attell is good too

[CharliRheaGraham]

Hold my Fucking Baby. :) Love it.

[DarciAStewart01]

@jsalvie2323 wow that was un-necessary. You're mature.

[tubeinyou23]

@DarciAStewart01

go fuck yourself buddy and watch something else

[dodgersrcool]

@tubeinyou23 That was unnecessary.

[DarciAStewart01]

He's funny, but I dont like hid vulgar language..

[jsalvie2323]

@DarciAStewart01 then go fuck yourself and watch something else

[drewcifer66]

@DarciAStewart01 jizz

[SpunkStalker101]

Hold the baby....

*gasp*

[aires300077339]

Nick Swardson 's show ( Just Pretend time ) Where is it what've had to cancel it ? WHY :(

[Lumpycpu]

thumbs up if you want people to stop talking about dane cook on every youtube video that involves a comedian

[TherealKarnage]

@Lumpycpu Dane cook is the Justin Bieber of comedy, no one likes him, but they can't stop talking about him.

[TakeHisKite]

@jakes3237 I agree, but watch nick's "you can't be a ninja" bit and he waves his arms around like an idiot. Just found that kind of funny. They both do it.

[operatorofthedrones]

I haven't seen a Stussy shirt in I don't how long. Maybe junior high.

[MrSpeedyAce]

Brian Regan > Jim Gaffigan > Russel Peters > Nick Swardson > Old Ted Alexandro (youtube him)

Dane Cook straight up sucks. Not funny. He just talks fast and has long annoying stories.

[spacitydrummer4JC]

Easily my favorite comedian. Everything he says is just hilarious. He could just stand on stage and not say a word and I'd laugh. 

[TooSweetToCare]

That's just like my mom! =D lol... ='(

[matsball]

he reminds me of a friend of mine! for real lol

[aragorio]

i wish he'd make new ones. he seems to repeat a lot

[gooberfestify]

Gaffigan

[friendofsyd]

Dane , Tosh , Gaffigan , Bill Burr, and Swardson all got their shit from brian regan , he's been doing this style for 15 yrs ..... Burr is prob the best of the group

[darkestdays11]

@friendofsyd THis is probably the dumbest thing you have ever said..

[JacobSimms]

@friendofsyd what is his "style?" finding funny things in life and talking about them in a funny way?

I love Brian regan, but his style isn't even that close to these guys... he's always really clean and family friendly when all the rest of them aren't

[acebrawler73]

@friendofsyd i'd say burr is DEFINITELY the best of that group. But i wouldn't equate burr to regan. Or tosh or gaffigan for that matter. Dan and Swardson a little i guess. But i agree with you that regan is a master.

[LOYALxTOxNONE]

Hold my fucking baby

[MariaVana]

I think babies are like little drunk people too! =]

[bigmouth8855]

Dane cook stole from this guy, danes not that great, it's mostly just yelling and swearing that he added onto routines he stole from other ppl

[MegaDrainProductions]

Nick Swardson vs. Dane Cook

Tie

[ghezoi]

@MegaDrainProductions TIE? fuckin die dude... Swardson is light years ahead of cook.. tie my dick

[MegaDrainProductions]

@ghezoi nick swardson doesnt really say jokes he says a word and says it in a high pitched voice or quiet voice. of course this is just my opinion, n u ddnt have to freak out at me

[mccytrn]

@ghezoi and Tosh destroys them both

[ghezoi]

@mccytrn different styles...but it's true

[TheChevy496]

cook can suck a fat cock

[cuzzo820]

@jakes3237 Just shut up they both make people laugh there both funny

[princessbri69]

Powdered donuts make me go nuts

[redfox522]

follow the flour trail snow hoes

[daft9punk]

give it like 2 or 3 more years...maybe less Nick is going to get a main role in a comedy movie...and he will be a little bit more well known in the mainstream celebrity kinda world.... =) good for him.

[jeffboyardee]

dane cook sucks

this guy kinda sucks a little bit

hes good in movies

LARRY DAVID IS A FUNNY MAN

[rocklobsta1415]

who r these gaylords who come on here and post what comedians they like, go blow another dick cuz nobody gives a fuck. i hate these fuckers who just come to videos and compare shit, u all r so fuckin gay

[jzfingerblaster69]

@jakes3237 dane cook is one small step away from a guido

[GreatCalmness]

Powdered Donuts Make Me Go Nuts <3

[falloutboytohmi]

I like Nick, Eddie Izzard, Mitch Hedberge and Brian Regan lol there awesome if you havnt seen them you should check them all out. well i mean obviously youv heard of nick,,, but the others i mean (:

[cmillsinva]

@jakes3237

dane cooks arm waving has made him alot more money than nick swardson

[MsSaunataga]

hahaha, thats good:). but is he gay?

[Baptista955]

@MsSaunataga No he's not. If you watch his special on comedy central he's says he's not.

[alexanderpyro]

@Baptista955 It's funny though, because on his second CD he's like "People think I'm gay, which is... understandable."

Though, he's not gay, he acknowledges that the reasoning behind thinking that he IS is very clear and easy to adopt.

[sirLEVITSKY]

3 Things :)

1. Nick Swarson is fucking hilarious

2. Sadly I think he stole the hammered bady concept from Jim Gaffigan :(

3. Would everyone stop fucking comparing Dane Cook to every fucking comedian in the world!? You know there are more than two comics out there right? It's not the comic you just saw and Dane cook and that's it. There are hundrets of them @jakes3237 why Dane Cook over any of them? There are A LOT of commics who are not as good as Dane... He made it for a reason..

[sirLEVITSKY]

@sirLEVITSKY hundreds* :)

[MrChattyO]

Nick Swardson and Daniel Tosh are by far the best comics these days!!!

[PABSTMAN138]

@MrChattyO Doug Stanhope is way better. If you like to think.

[TearsAmongAshes]

@PABSTMAN138 Preach it. I like Nick Swardson, but he seriously sounds exactly like Dane Cook's old stuff. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing...just an observation.

[sackjack22]

@MrChattyO what about fluffy?

[ShmittyPoofzzTV]

@MrChattyO OMG, I agree with you so much, they so are!

[TheDarkWarrior88]

@MrChattyO dont forget Louis C.K.

[BoxForHire]

@MrChattyO Dave Chappelle... and tosh sucks balls he doesn't write any of his shit and plus he copies so much shit dude if you just open your' eyes and realized

[FrozenKing18]

@MrChattyO Louie CK

[GodsmackFTW]

@MrChattyO IMO Tosh fucking sucks. He doesnt compare to Nick

[Tylersgman]

@MrChattyO And bill burr

[MrLuigiv]

@MrChattyO and Dane Cook

[17mushalko]

hanging out with a baby is like hanging out with a small drunk guy

[TheBlitz1]

dude this guy actually has good material, i did not realize 

[ACcats92]

@jakes3237 dane cook is awesome go fuck yourself nick is better but dane is 1 of the best comedians

[Casil3as]

this guy i hilarious

[NotEntertaining]

why does every nick swardson video have a debate on who is funnier dane cook or nick swardson in the comments

[mjordan1998]

@NotEntertaining because they both have the exact same style of comedy. Its like comparing kobe and jordan

[NotEntertaining]

@mjordan1998 the exact same style yah right dude ive seen all of their shit and thats not true at all you dont know what your talking about

[Tildrop]

why is everyone putting down dane cook?

[adrher1]

@Tildrop cus dane is gay... maybe?

[thejessemichael3]

@Tildrop yah fuck those people hes still funny

[thewolfkingskeeper]

TERRY THE ROLLER SKATING PROSTITUTE!!!!

[DrWHOODLE]

@jakes3237 stfu

[ANNAND3RS]

@jakes3237 dane cook is a good comedian and so is he there doesnt have to be a compitition

[coreydaviddopp92]

i love this guy

[thacatspajamas]

haha if you took my shit seriously you must be mentally handicapped.

[Tarkaitis]

@jakes3237 Well don't get me wrong i see your point but i cant lie i do laugh at dane cooks jokes. But he doesn't make nearly as much as dane does he? lol dane prob makes 10 fold what nick makes (though i find nick hillarious too)

[JordanEatsMarkers]

I LOVE NICK SWARDSON <33333333333333333333333333333­3333333333333

HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE (:

[thacatspajamas]

thats not funny at all. my friend actually killed himself because someone farted in his face.

[TheDylanDuarteShow]

@thacatspajamas talk about a stinky suicide

[mindstatekrew]

@thacatspajamas smoke another one bud

[JoeBotelho14]

@thacatspajamas wtf

[ImAFanHPBaby]

@thacatspajamas he was talking about babies...?

[MrBUDdha42]

@jakes3237 dude i love you

[ZaheerBot]

he used the same material twice

[rawrrautumnrawrr]

@ZaheerBot uh-huh... so did gabriel iglesias and so do a lot of comedians. they do that when they tour because its based on those jokes.

[chaplain327]

@jakes3237 atleast dane cooks fans arent a bunch of assholes

[chrisproxxx]

@chaplain327 Yeah, Dane Cook's fans are a bunch of narrow-minded fankids who haven't ever seen another standup. MUCH better

[MrFriendliest]

@chrisproxxx You don't seem very open minded my friend. I think you should stop being a hypocrite, buddy.

[chrisproxxx]

@MrFriendliest I wouldn't consider myself narrow-minded, as i've seen tons of comedians perform, and had a positive opinion about most of them. hating one guy doesn't make me a troll.

All i'm saying is that the majority of Dane Cook's fanbase are the kind of of people who hear one funny joke and assume that the person telling it is the greatest comedian ever, and then refuse to believe anything different.

[MrFriendliest]

@chrisproxxx Lol to be honest I really couldn't agree more

[chrisproxxx]

@MrFriendliest In that case, this has to be the easiest argument i've ever won in my life...

[noodlez4me]

@chaplain327 sorry but its true

[TheFuneralPyre]

funny shit!!!  His shirt says "IMGAY"

[Tidoublemy]

@TheFuneralPyre His shirt says "Stussy" a clothing company. Freudian slip?

[TheFuneralPyre]

@Tidoublemy haha.  yeah i know. i just remembered a long time ago everybody thought that said IMGAY.

[Iamkiwikun]

@jakes3237 but they're funny. both of them =D

[BAMGIRL123]

cuz they r funny duh

[girbaudGzus]

his shits funny but y does he always do the same act?

[sch00lw012k]

@girbaudGzus Most comedians do repeated acts. You should check it out.

[k0andpl0x]

which one is this? its not who farted...i saw the whoile thing of that one

[hotrainrider]

I hate it when people make me hold their babies!

[ComediansHere]

If you want to see Nick Swardson Seriously, Who Farted? then check out my page. I have the whole thing on there in good quality.

[iraqifreak]

lol babies are drunk people xD

[Gatman207]

they both suck

[retardedpig007]

@jakes3237

And Dane Faggot steals jokes. Can't forget that!

[shortziznice]

dimitri martin has wrote jokes for him

[mywingsareyours]

And by that I meant Cook, not Swardson

[mywingsareyours]

And steals jokes from people's older comedy acts.. :/

[IanRoantree]

Next time you try and act tough on the internet, try to make sense to the topic I was implying. You're an idiot.

[lugoctd]

dane cook repeats his jokes too much, i mean if there's no people laughing , that doens't mean they didn't heard you, that doesn't mean they didn't get the joke. it means is not funny, so stop saying that same punchline 30 times in a row, it actually goes from "not funny" to "annoying". nick swardson is way better. hes style is a ittle like dane cook's style. but it's not the same. There is one joke that is too similarr to one of Cook's. but cook steal jokes so fuck him.

[dannyyyyj]

wtf nick and dane are way different. Nick is way better, his movies are actually good

[Nickhatred893]

Dane is an amazing comedian to me, but Nick is definately better and made me throw up while i was drinking cherry soda because i laughed so hard, (actual throw up he told his joke as it was going down my throat and BOOM)

[conn0412]

This guy is one of the funniest comedians in the world.

[ACcats92]

@conn0412 yes he is

[supervegeta101]

@conn0412 New comedians, yes

[Scorpiio999]

I would disagree on that. Dane got a different style of talking while Nick is like...Dudeeee its like...cooool. You know what im saying?

[IanRoantree]

Yeah. I know, he's terrible.

[mimpo14]

but... Dane Cook has no talent. o.O him screaming jokes at me just doesn't cut it.

[danielaca101]

agreeed!

[IanRoantree]

I agree that Dane Cook has no talent. But neither does this moron. What makes him so unique? Tell me that.

[1313Nothing]

Who said he was unique? He doesn't steal jokes, and most of them are funny. That's all there is to being a good Comedian.

[comicus211]

Isn't that a Louis CK joke?

[SuperGrapeKoolaid]

johnny depp said that baby story after nick,,, this joke is 1 of his oldest jokes and hes been doing stand up over 15 years now

[fullbloodedamericant]

stole what from johnny depp? i didnt even know johnny depp did stand up

[ZONKACO]

lol he got fat now

[msdork101]

Lol true:)

[justintfan]

LOLOL

[itsmeatwad1992]

it makes perfect sense though

[msdork101]

A drunk person= a baby

Whoa!!! Never heard that comparsion.lol

[thelawandjustin]

"hold my FUCKING baby"  lolol

[Eller201]

bo burnham is the new dane cook

[killer10120]

so he sucks too

[Zazlimel]

uh no, bo burnham has a different style of comedy and plus dane cook never will be funny

[flychik24]

hahahah my man nick hillarious

[malicemajesty]

LMAO I love when he does this joke it cracks me up

[SAVAGE4SAMMICH]

Stop hatin this is old comics are like musicians they have a set and tour with it and while they are on the road they come up with new stuff geesh

[SAVAGE4SAMMICH]

Soo true

[macheteready]

all comedians do their acts over and over. just like musicians play their songs over and over

[Ash9214]

Why is he naked?

What is this?

lmao

[SN31655]

when are you coming back to ny ???

[ELITESrBAMOFOS945]

nick i love you your the best!!!!

[BV10707]

hahahaha this is so money

[ohhmyjah]

hahaha so true! i love you man!

[TechnoJunkie1990]

small hammered person lol

[kristeebabe]

laaaataysss!

[JohnnyTrotz]

haha . great!

[austinl316]

he is freakin funny

[LmanAkaSilentHunter]

Hold my fucking baby! xD