Unusual football Australia vs America Samoa 31-0

[XxAzureNekoxX]

Just to clarify for everyone before people get into a sports argument. This is NOT the US.

[aekaramanos1]

2 haters

1. The opposite goalkeeper

2. The referee tired of whistling

[cimiez1]

wouah o recordo trinta e um em 0 do nunca visto

[XLolickX]

Its would be funny if Samoa won 33-0 in the second leg

[arsenalfc250]

@XLolickX

australia probably would of let them do that

[arsenalsoccer2]

wow very even ;)

[gpappyavnub]

true story, the people keeping track of the scores lost count at one stage

[Dkina94]

the match was alot closer than the score suggested :P

[BurleyKTFO]

they only one cos there first side couldnt make it cos of their visas

[Babyt4]

Dang!

[DEPPCHN]

Is Chuck Norris Australien ?

If not this game would be irregular !!!

[coke8045]

I feel bad for american samoa.

[dogstaraycliffe]

@ Theriot6592 are you advocating that Puerto Rico and Hong Kong form one National team between them or that they all should brought under the control of the USSF, because it's not clear exactly what you mean

[Theriot6592]

I really don't understand why FIFA has separate teams for the U.S. and American Samoa. same with Puerto Rico and Hong Kong. Should each nation only have one team?

[ginger6596]

am telling the truth here because americane samoa are the worst team on the planet

[mattp0014]

undertakrer in 2006 australia made it to the round of 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so fuk u

[orcau]

what the fuck is american samoa XD

[undertakrer]

what what what aussis can defeat usa by 32-0 ohhhhh in ur dreams USA has got to the round 8 in world cup 2010 and round 4 in 2002 but what has aussis does ummmmm no comment

[CJRoachy]

@undertakrer you sound like some stupid yank. Australia couldn't beat America 32--0 you idiot. They'll come fucking close though

[6JCD]

@CJRoachy Not really. The US team played australia right before australia played Germany. The US beat them 3-1 with goals from bench players. Sorry for informing you.

[southerncross167]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!, do those 13 goals that archie thomson scored actually go to his offical career stats , as actual international goals???..u could become the greatest international goal scorer by playing american samoa every week hahahahahaha

[ployeeeee]

australia played crap they shouldve won atleast 32-0

[DrWhoFreak100]

thats...quite good! LOL

[WaffleBanisher]

The shame, the shame. I really wonder what the goalkeeper was thinking.

[xfiresx15]

lololololololol

[YoshimitsuNamu]

LOL! 31 - 0 is the kind of score I got in school yard football. this is horrible how can they stand the shame. I'd have walked off honestly mid match. fuck my team.

[94samboy]

aww feel sorry for samoa its never good to lose but 31-0 that is just rubbing salt into wounds : (

[unitedvibes]

hhahahahahaha

[travzdoolan]

hahaha go socceroos

[brasilia7]

ahahahaha! bla bla bla! you're all geographically challenged retards!!!!! go to a map and find american samoa! it has nothing to do with america!!!!! america just claimed the islands. and FYI its in the pacific ocean and part of Oceania and in polynesia! so take a moment out of your fucked up life and please educate yourself

[expandereczek]

OMG... It's not football. What a shame... x(

[MIKCURIE]

to spicy banana...Clint Dempsey.Brad Freiedel and Mr Donovan might disagree

[chafe11]

American Samoa is a different country from America, basic geography.

[MH22bcfc]

wot was the date of this game

[matiasht]

I think australians play against no one in their eliminatories

[TheSpicyBananas]

america are shit at football

[skill3rmik3]

america are shit at all sports

[magickrab]

you got that right!

[inextremofanedgar]

fuck you

[Mattaaayyy]

they needed to man mark

at least 15 of those goals are just square balls and a tap in :|

[o00Adam00o]

what was the score in the second leg?

[blondyfox002]

crappy football...

btw there HAS to be more than a few records in there. lol

MLS is better

[WindFireBlade]

MLS is shit half of them cant play

[blondyfox002]

i can garentee you that u havnt seen 10 full MLS games so shut ur hole wen u dont know what ur talking about

[WindFireBlade]

ur right i dont watch MLS cause its shit.. if u think its good u hav never seen EPL or La Liga

[blondyfox002]

I watch the EPL and La Liga every week during their seasons. MLS is not up to that level, but they play quality football. I live in the US and iv been to MLS games and you havnt. Its people like you that continue the stario type that americans are bad at soccer. What country do u support by the way?

[brasilia7]

@blondyfox002 im pretty sure half the people here haven't seen the u-20 usa teams

[blondyfox002]

@brasilia7 yea... ur probably right. n just for da record... this is not the US team.... these ppl r a minority that live throughout north america.. (that is US AND Canada btw)

[brasilia7]

lmao u know what?? i wonder how people got to how good the us is at soccer?? american samoa has nothing to do with the states except us owns the islands... ill just recap that to idiots that might wanna know this

[blondyfox002]

Hahahahaha defintately. The US isnt the best team in the world, but we do play quality football

[spatula89]

yet we couldnt qualify the world cup? better of in asia, lets see if the kiwis can beat our record now we are gone.

[cde19]

I think Australia could beat the United States of America 31-0 as well.

[paulio2293]

@cde19 u serious? USA and AUS are almost equal on the FIFA rankings as of present, it would be a close contest. I'd give AUS the edge though due to their superior striking power.

[flipsidedogchop]

@cde19 and i think your breath stinks of shit.....

[linkyman97]

@cde19 at least we didn't get killed by germany 4-0

[usasoccer01]

@cde19 yea okay lets see it

[NZWolf2]

@cde19 Don't underestimate the Yanks. They're an up and coming force in world football. 

[WoolyWoolwine83]

@cde19

2010

USA 3-1 Australia.

You were saying?

[TrebolLuckyBand]

Really sad

[speedyandquick]

haha what an ass whoopin imagine if american samoa vs brazil damn that would be a HUGE score

[Minikid1989]

what was the aggregate score? this was the first leg...what happened in the second??

[steveaki13]

No this was a 5 team group, only played eah team once.

[jesuscruzchuy07]

i played soccer and by the most we lost were 0-10 in high school

[wackkywierdo]

At 1.48 it says 32-0

[jakejakejake3000]

the biigest win was 71-0 !

[MR9President]

which game was that then??

[russelltrigger]

when was it 71-0

[DaveBond21]

Archie Thompson scored 13 that evening. Both Australia's tally and his are world records. He went on to score 5 in the Grand Final for Melbourne over Adelaide in 2007, in a 6-0 win.

[MourJohnTheLittle]

the keeper is like has take money to let the goals........so funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[GustavoCLa]

This shows that the very existence of an Oceania confederation is ridiculous. Oceania teams should play in Asia instead of having their own confederation.

[Deathwolf170]

that's an idea......if u wanna see more goal feasts like that by Australia =D

[GustavoCLa]

Of course in my plan those tiny countries would play some kind of preliminary, so they would never have to play against Japan, South Korea, etc.

[colmck88]

could've been even worse... i mean fair play to the keeper that was an awesome save to start off with, lol

[antkiller9494]

would've been a though second leg.

[aa1690]

Imagine the australian keeper

He proboly could have sat on the bench the whole match.

[zielonyuszatek]

At least he was kind enough not to go forward and star scoring as well.

[RAdronesFTW]

I hope it wasn't Schwarzer ...

Cos club (Boro at the time) would've been really annoyed, cos he wouldve been asleep for a week, after standing there for 90 minutes, twiddling his thumbs ... LOL!!!

[Schemz03]

lol my best on fifa09 is 23-0 aswell haha seriously i reckon me and a team of mates could have beaten american samoa!! This is disgraceful! "Where was the keeper?" lol

[gibsonguy329]

And here's goal number 20 with number 20!

[AndyCashie]

Thats Gold.

Thank god we're now in the asia confederation for qualifying.

Artchie is god. Go Melbourne

[actmad56]

wat are yous talkin abou amer samoa are class ahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahah­ahha

[Senomantap]

UMAGA !!! SAMOA ISLAND waaakakakkakaka.

[HyperActiveSnorklers]

wow... i'd hate to play for america samoa

[177Ronaldo717]

lol my best on fifa09 is 23-0 and they did better in rl. lol

[CRO875]

great goalkeeping!! :DDDDD

[stantiivan]

even a kid could have saved that. The worst keeper in history.

[TheDarkHighlander]

LOL XD.... I Wonder how the 2nd leg turned out....

[Yrtuber]

There was no return leg; it was a group-format qualification tournament. Samoa 0 1 Tonga Fiji 13 0 American Samoa Australia 22 - 0 Tonga Samoa 8 - 0 American Samoa Samoa 1 - 6 Fiji Australia 31 0 American Samoa Australia 2 - 0 Fiji Tonga 5 - 0 American Samoa Australia 11 - 0 Samoa Fiji 8 - 1 Tonga

[VasRow]

American Samoa : The Best Team In The World

XAXXAXAXAXAXA!!!!

[maltesecamaro]

lol

[VisonTran]

i woulda loved to play keeper in this game :L

woulda been kept busy all 90minutes xD

[ACRE1971]

New Zealand is in the same situation , now. In Oceania qualification , kiwis won all the games that played .The are waiting the FIFTH team of Asia like Australia in other years.But I hope to see two victories of NZL in playoffs with Asia FIFTH team .The matchs will be in 14 and 21 November 2009.One away and other in home.

[shoemanfue]

kiwis wont be at sa 2010 not good enough

[ACRE1971]

Do you have a cristal ball to say that ?? Do not understimate kiwis . Football is not a logic that you think . Be award .....

[shoemanfue]

kiwis wont make it they will go out in the playoffs cos they are no good. australia would hammer kiwis for sure and as for the pheonix they should be out of the a league ther bottom feederz sorry to say new zealand football is a joke

[MarinerMattC]

Does this mean we can get rid of the perth glory?

[shoemanfue]

yeh the glory can go aswell ther shite aswell.. bring in a new melbourne team and a team from australias capital... and another team from sydney in the next 2 or 3 seasons i cant see how 3 queensland teams will work either og well more teams in comp is great but they have to be good no rubbish football like pheonix and glory.

[MarinerMattC]

Yere i agree the nxt 3-4 yrs of the a league is gonna be huge & Go the Socceroos!!!!!!!

[shoemanfue]

i agree with you matt im looking forward to seeing socceroos play in s.a 2010 i went to 2006 germany and had a ball hopefully s.a will be better. go the socceroos....carn the victory....mvfc for life

[Ablett52923]

GO VICTORY

[shoemanfue]

victory have to have some victorian team to have a derby against it will happen melbourne will have another team or 2 iin the next few years... fuck we played shit last night in newy

[Ablett52923]

thats true, it would be good to have a huge rival from the same city. i just hope Victory supporters arent unloyal and dont change teams. the atmosphere would be awesome at an All-melbourne game. Yeah true about last night, it was shithouse, we were screwed as soon as thompson got red. hopefuly we can redeem ourseleves against sydney.

[Ablett52923]

nah not another Melbourne Team, everybody in melbourne already barracks for the Victory so they would have no supporters.

A canberra team would be good, and maybe another sydney team. and a tasmanian team

[robba01]

They should have another Melbourne team, it just needs a different slant to it to attract other supporters. Theres no way Canberra and Tassie are economically viable

[Ablett52923]

New Zealand is an extention of Australia

[Grogan1988]

thats embarassing

[tribey]

Yeah. Don't miss these days at all.

We'd be forced to dine out on amateur national teams from Polynesia like this, then knock off a limp New Zealand, before all of a sudden facing a battle-hardened team from Europe (Scotland, 1985), South America (Argentina & Uruguay, 1993, 2001 & 2005) or Asia (Iran, 1997). One poor game against this huge step up in class and we were out.

[Snuyvert]

31 - 0 ... Unfortunately it's no joke. Why the f* did they play this match? American Samoa is as strong as a team from a small European village.

[Zyzyzys]

Winning is all very well, but you have to wonder what was the point of this. It's quite crass and unsporting to have to rub it in, frankly just 10-0 would have been more than decent, just to say you've reached double-figures. Mind you, I don't actually disagree with it entirely. ;)

[ryannd8]

I know, what good does that do for the game in that country?

They should have stopped at 7 or something...

[thetruenumber3]

many find it more disrespectful to just play with a ball wasting time then to just keep playing.

[tribey]

Exactly. It's not Olympic Baseball. There's no mercy rule in football.

It was a FIFA World Cup Qualifier. What were Australia expected to do? Score 5 or 10 and then just stroke it around for an hour in a glorified game of triangle? Ridiculous.

[oneilc818]

wow lol the australian team vs only american samoa?

[kosovar4life]

hah AMERICAN SOMOA I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT!!! lol they suck........i can do better then them and im 12 hahaha

[damosanchex]

Maybe you should learn Geography.

[ilovejene4ka]

first of all get a life cause 12 year-old guys don't play pc games

[kosovar4life]

actually, now im 13. And, what would make you know whether I am good or not at soccer? don't judge bullshit when you don't know!

[soccerisshit]

HA! u got told by a 13 year old!!!!!!

[derbyrule]

this is off eat my goal

[kalaniman1]

what competition is that?

[RoarFan23]

Oceania qualifications for the world cup... now you know why Australia had trouble qualifying.

[kalaniman1]

why did austrlia have trouble qualifying if they won 31-0\

[damosanchex]

Cos we had no competition.

[PFDF]

We would beat teams 20+ to nil and then have to face a decent side in the final game. It just fucked with us. Now we get to play in Asia with at least decent teams like Iraq.