Mexican man wins BIG!!!

[ThisIsFrancake]

I look for Chris. Just Chris, nobody but Chris.. Watch out for me Chris...

[Bezerkerandsandy]

I look for their innards after I cut them.

[audreytalks]

Um, you.

[graciebracie]

Appearance wise: Good hair, usually dark, and really skinny and lanky.

Personality wise: Nice, funny, and Intelligent. Intelligence is hard to find now a days..

[horsesrule813]

You

[saxman727]

ARMY OF DARKNESS!! YES!!

- Saxman, awesome with a side of mashed potatos

[rac95rac]

You sounds so muck like Dixon Bainbridge in your 'you sah are a winner' bit

[psychedelicshroom12]

im not very picky about looks but as long as they're interesting and like sharing their opinions without being immature. and of course someone who is passionate about music like me :D if possible someone that i can go geek and have a great Death Note conversation with would be just awesome! XD

[mdlea2010]

I look for green eyes. Must be green eyes.

[LadyButtonz]

Mexican LUBE !

[Triatsila]

What I look for in a girl is just one long thick hair that curls on their top lip.

[mrMarshCheese]

watch my vid!!!! im at school!!! im a late turn in!!!! i cant video response here.

[3ch0er]

Tits. I don't care about the gender. Tits.

[KaitlinMainland]

I would appreciate if they had all the usual human body parts. Lungs, heart, liver, kidney(s), spleen, intestines (small & large), bladder, heart, pancreas, those sort of things. But it isn't COMPLETELY necessary.

[NikkixXxMedic]

Paperclips.



[XxBrighterLifexX]

I Would like some one who has accepted themselves as who they are and doesn't try to be something that they are not! Yet sadly such a rare comodity is lost or covered by sterotypes and misconceptions :/

[wintersunset18]

mr blobby.

[parisnpink23]

I like someone who makes me laugh a lot, someone who is fairly attractive, someone who LOVES MOVIES AND BOOKS, someone who likes musicals and can put up with me singing them all the time, someone who shows me new things, someone who I can tell anything to and be around very easily, someone who can read me when I need to be read, someone who will change me for the better, someone I care about, someone who has NO PROBLEM being wild, crazy, and adventurous, basically someone I'm in love with :)

[janface2]

Someone with a heartbeat...I'm so alone..or desperate. Whichever one.

[PatrickScaggs]

Someone who is capable of dealing with my FUCKING SHIT. And someone who isn't a MEGA-DUMBASS. Also, it'd be nice if she liked me. That would be.. it would be great if... if.. she liked..me.

[TheDuckielova]

are you charlieissocoollike?

are you a nerdfighter?

do you understand that at the moment watching youtube videos is more important then you?

Do you understand that it will ALWAYS be pirates!?

Do you have a heartbeat?

If the answer is no to 2 or more of these questions then the answer is no.

[Hirorulez]

Maybe a smaller, portable person that I can fit in my bag and take with me everywhere. :3

[strawberryfillin]

i look for... enrique. i'm sorry, but no one turns me on like he does. i love it when he says "mature ladies" now that really gets me going...

[Jordinsanity]

a peepee

[Lloydo46]

A massive cock

[randomlyreema]

I look for nerimon. Sorry Chris, HE'S MINE.

[Florafan123]

Eh I don't like having a checklist for my significant other to complete. As cheesy as it sounds, happiness is all I need.

[HOTmayonnaise]

@Florafan123 perfect answer.

[LauraLudicrousx]

What I look for in a guy is;

Someone who can turn my bad days into great ones.

Someone who I can trust and know he won't tell anyone anything.

Someone who is funny and who can make me smile like no one else can.

And most importantly......

Someone who loves me and will never hurt or disrespect me. xD

AND I already have him xD no more searching.

[omfglawlzroflcoptor]

i look fora guy that accepts everyone for who they are and doesn't discriminate. someone that's not a complete mooch and is not a complete bum that can't do anything for himself or me....unfortunately my history of guys have been the complete opposite of what i would like. =/

[peesemould]

In a girlfriendslashboyfriend I usually look for my car keys. They're always dropping down the cushions of the sofa, so it's possible they've slipped down their cushions too.

[Darralena]

sarcasm. it's definitely a huge, HUGE turn on.

[clicknexttocontinue]

well that answers easy. chris kendall.

[Twixxie120]

You're Mum.

[MrsWizz96]

Someone that doesn't mind my YouTube obsession...

[lack43]

@MrsWizz96 I think all of us commenting have a bit of a YouTube obsession, you could easily find someone right here.

[MrsWizz96]

@lack43 I wish :')

[PeopleCanWearYou]

Someone who doesn't object to me mounting their head on a wall when they die.

[potatocouches]

a penis/vagina

[ShaunacAvril]

A mouth... ;D

[katreeshreek]

another man. with a mustache.

[rosieecaliforniaax]

a penis.

[saimasmileslike]

YOU ;D <3

[morenakidah]

Oh chris... such a priceless face when you say "your mom...*imaginary drool".

do it again? :D

[morenakidah]

Well... first of all, he needs to be real.

[JordanMWatson]

personality...................­.. ha that will be right big boobs and a nice putang

[Myxoify]

Mexican, works in call centre, answers "Hello, Mature Ladies. How can I help you?". He will then proceed to dance on the other end of the phone while I watch a naked boy eating two bananas on youtube. (:

[wicketsarecooler]

preferably someone with a face...

...and two heads *wink*

[torrasaur]

You.

[DONTMAKEMEBITEYOUU]

mmmm, im gonna do one :G

[XDclare]

they have to be at least 65% crazy

[moccamex]

funny, easy going, common intrests, tall, dark hair, not skinny/fat, nice, sweet, cute/hawt, caring....(virgo), adventurous! :3 X3  <333

[ADFreekicks]

Tits.

[metaytay]

the same traits my mom has

[IckleBefny]

... I know it has probably been said 1000 times before, but my ideal man is Enrique Alphapha... *sigh* I have loved him for so long now.. I know you know him, so maybe you could set us up? <3 x

[lack43]

well done Chris, you just set up a dating page.

[MissQwertyful]

eventhough i have a partner we arent sole mates and i want a parter who is able to lift me off my feet with no hassle be funny and understand and not be shorter than me becoz tht woud be awkward

[RosserProductions]

Mexican Origin, Mexican Fashion Sense, Mexican Cooking Skills, Mexican Mentality and English humour. Not Mexican.

[RobYn101666]

Submission.

[ImYourSuperhero01]

a license to ride a massive lawnmower.

oh sorry, to ride LIKE a massive lawnmower* (;

[Newevotime1988]

the beginning bit... "ello there u alright uh" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaa 

[mrMarshCheese]

if she sarcastic ^^

[carinalee66]

i look for nice kind and funny and crazy guy  cause i am crazy so makes sense don't it ok maybe not

[PandaAlexR]

umm here do we post the video ??

[MrJCPire]

Generally, aspects I look for are:

Eyes like CHRIS

Face like CHRIS

Hair like CHRIS

Giggle-Power like CHRIS

Legs like A MINOTAUR

Booty like CHRIS (DESPITE IT NEVER BEING SHOWN)

I must point out, it is very hard to find these aspects in a woman.

[RachelJaredLeto]

@MrJCPire staaaaaaaaaaaaawker

[sk8rgirlo]

i look for someone who can mimic that face at 1:56 perfectly, to the point where they actually have your face/ are you.

[aisoleil]

My boyfriend needs to be gay... so that when my husband unexpectedly comes home for lunch and walks in on us, he won't be suspicious at all. o_O

[LetMeBeASmiley]

something like intelligence but good looks'd be enough

[MsHannahPotter]

A penis would be nice.

[mkwatson92]

I had the weirdest (and slightly erotic) dream last night that I met Chris- he was visiting Scotland (Don't have a clue why) and was with an old friend of mine from school. I was actually star struck for a while, and then we went a walk and was chatting like the best of mates.

You are my first YouTube love, No other YouTube sensation has made it into my dreams- not even Shane Dawson.

So, I'll take the leap and ask will you be my boy.. friend? :)

muchos love x

[oywidapoodles]

:/ I probably woke up the whole house with how loud I laughed at 1:06

So thanks for that.

[APoisonAntidote]

The girl i'm looking for must have a love for marmite and a penis.

[savisnotsocoollike]

my boyfriend must be able to do a yoda impersination

[heartfantasynhorror]

oh dear....

very charming smile at the end of the video.

[WeblerRawr]

Ninja skills.

[GallifreyanSandwich]

As long as she is human noone cares.

[NotWinter]

what I want is a Crabstickz/KickthePJ/robpatz/h­arrypotter/awesomeness

[FuturisticDINOSAUR]

I want a partner that shares my passion for Jazz Porn. (Tromboner, Jazz in my face and Sax in the back seat to name a few of my favourites.)..

My pick up lines include; Care to blow on my trumpet? ;) or I want to get you a trombone. minus the " tromb" add the "L". (alone)

I've never had a boyfriend. :/

[MotyQuest]

@FuturisticDINOSAUR have you watched Nerimons video Jazz lover by any chance? If not, I think you should XD

[heylookitswilliamyay]

@FuturisticDINOSAUR I have a trumpet...just saying ;) xD

[rhiannonwalsh]

@FuturisticDINOSAUR: Best. Answer. Ever. :)

xo

[GeickoGecko333]

@FuturisticDINOSAUR XD omfg I love you!!! that made me laugh :)))))))

[bakintime443]

@FuturisticDINOSAUR i liked it cuz of the ending bit but awwh (still to the ending bit) i find it retardly creepy (but thats just me :S :) ) x

[MsDanRadcliffe]

As long as they have candy and a van, I'm in!

[BathtubWanderer]

I look for a turn off switch, so whenever I get bored or irritated I can just turn them off.

[Ciemon]

She has to be funny and understand my humour, be cute in some way so that i can feel attracted to her and she should have some interesting hobbies. Most interesting is if they are something completely different from what I do.

[JelloJoeexD]

What do I look for in a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Candy.

I usually date piñata.

[tigercub684]

cat ownership.

[acdc14terrace]

you

[FunnnLife7]

you

[TheGodOfPegana]

A pulse.

[xoxosparkle]

glasses.

[Takarafire]

Just a man who knows how to use his Falcon Punch to ensure that Black Shadow does not escape, AT THE VERY COST OF HIS OWN LIFE.

[jerrylove4u]

someone that wont spaz out and if they do to let me laugh at them afterwards =D

[TheRealSammich]

I look for someone special :3

[LuvDazzxx]

anyone remotely human is what i look for (:

[ViperFallenAngel]

O.O boyfriend/girlfriend shemale? I'd rather it be a ladyboy... xD

[mcjprr]

I look for the fact that the boy is 1)Welsh and 2)Small :) Think of Pancho from Dirty Sanchez, something like that would be ideal.

[Reyotan]

She must be a big fan of Harry Potter. By big I mean own all 7 books, watch all of the movies 68 or more times, know where to find specific creatures and when, where, why and how every single dead character die. Oh, and she must have a wand from Ollivander.

[lack43]

@Reyotan I know someone who would be perfect for you!!! oh wait, she's 11 years old....

[sometimesboy]

I look for a penis/vagina...

[iamahappyfishable]

I like it when people film themselves every day and are british...

[Melkini]

physically= mixed heritage (e.g. indian + persian, islander + caucasian) , nice hair/teeth etc (anything that implies they take care of them self)

mentally= has to either be as crazy as me or has to ability to look after someone as crazy as me

emotionally= not be afraid to say what they feel, as long as they're not a blubbering mess

...was that too detailed? ehhhh

[snozzberries621]

A pulse.

[bandgeek1770]

i look for sum1 who knows how to hide their kids...hide their wives..and hide thier husbands because they is rapin every1 out there AND im lookin for sum one who can run and tell that.....................i jus remember on that video he said they had his t-shirt...wonder if it was red and white stripes...... waldo strikes again

[PoppieMae]

same answer as @popsoccer09 : a nerdfighter. <3

[daisypoojo100]

you chris, you sexy, yet strange beast! xD

[sciencebuddies]

A sense of humor. Spontaneous. And a British accent couldn't hurt! Basically I just like someone who will make me laugh. :)

[SaraESainsbury]

a penis

[popsoccer09]

A NerdFighter.

[deadchildstar]

to answer your question:

crabstickz

[ProthsteticFace]

Sense of humor and adventure. And I can't forget the BAMF ex-porn star mustache.

[Weohweohweohwe]

I look for a whole hole jk haha

[Jadesabre14]

in a guy: i tend to go for a loner. he's an artist, and might support himself with a day job at a restaurant, cooking, but then he goes home, and works on his art. it's abstract, and he's beautiful, in an average-joe kinda way. oh can he smile :) but it's sad, because he either lost someone/something precious while growing up, or for whatever reason just can't seem to connect emotionally, with the exception of that one special person he's keeping an eye out for. for some reason it's never me :/

[robotentity]

Someone who shares my deep passion for the Sims franchise.

[daisypoojo100]

@robotentity haha me too! xD

[Weohweohweohwe]

girlfriend/ boyfriend? what if u have both?

[silverpencil6]

I'm looking for an intelligent yet charmingly immature male, thanks. AKA Someone who appreciates things like The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide, Doctor Who, and poop jokes.

[lack43]

@silverpencil6 lol, that's me

[silverpencil6]

@lack43 I didn't know you actually existed! x]

[egmorox13]

Funny, cute smile, nerdy charm, dark brow hair, kinda long in the front. That sort of thing.

[MsdARKandtWISTYgal]

I look for gingers I LOVE gingers some people are awesome enough to not be ginger and me still love them (crabstickz) but mostly yes gingers and what would be even better a ginger from Belfast or liverpool - scousers oh hey

[oisin0eire]

Falopian tubes

[DCTheGuitarist]

I look for someone who's not gonna tell my wife

All the nose rubbing have you been sniffing coke

[watercrymoon]

i look for crabstick lookalikes:D

[Siighted]

I look for me inside her......

[doctorterror69]

hair, and lots of it

[buttholepirate226]

a penis.

[NegativeMammoth]

a big ol' dick.

[1537ohno]

i look for another person; cause that tends to break it off

[spbookworm]

Hmm, let's see:

I look for someone who can make me smile. Someone funny, someone friendly, someone I can talk to. I don't care if we agree or disagree on things, but it's someone I talk and talk to until suddenly I look at the clock and realise it's four in the morning. Someone I feel at ease telling my secrets to...

Yeah, I'd lie if I ever said that I didn't care how they looked, but that's just human nature, eh? I try to look at personalities mainly, but sometimes it's hard. :<

[lack43]

@spbookworm yeah, you just made that up didn't you?

[bunnyisblue]

I look for someone who makes me happy to be around no matter how I was feeling before. That's it.

[CaitlinEnjoyOnline92]

I look for you, Chris... No, just joking... or am I? Hmm...

I look for is a guy who has a good sense of humor, a nice smile, caring, smart, big beautiful eyes, black or brown hair (sometimes blond but most of the time dark hair), and kind of tall. :)

[Sassysnaple21]

Green eyes, i'm set for life then... maybe if he didn't beat me as well that would be good stuff.

[stef0619]

sense of self, ambition, motivation, humor, and AWESOME SEX....only joking......no really though.

[OneSarcasticTeen]

What i look for? Two words: Cougar bait.

[crayolasky0]

normal male anatomy, good face, funny and wont mind how many times i watch Lord of the Rings in one day 

[backsasscass]

some one who is happy. thats all i need ^_^

[dancepiphany07]

i look for chris kendall.

[miaxmoo]

A BIG DICK. That is all. (Although I'm sure I'm not the only one who said that...)

[TheCrkelley]

I look for men (I’m of the monogamous sort) who:

1. appreciate/dabble in choreography.

2. have appealing facial structures.

3. engage in both sarcasm and silliness.

4. are film/music buffs in all the right places.

5. like RPGs (esp. Pokemon and Final Fantasy) - and role-playing in general. ;)

6. hold language to a high standard.

7. are creative in some way (esp. in music, film, and/or writing).

8. are adventurous homebodies.

[lack43]

@TheCrkelley well, whoever you are looking for, its not me, maybe number 3 though, but that's it.

[ilovetomdelongeX10]

as long as he is easy on the eyes and doesnt hit on my mom were okay.

[ShmoNerd]

What do I look for in a woman?

I look for a sign of life.... Or not. Works for me either way.

[Finfab22]

i like em old.

Take out those dentures and your in heaven.



[mediumhoot]

aids

[Triatsila]

What I look for in a girl? A penis.

[FiveStarsPerShoulder]

I'm looking for a man with a penis that's smaller than my arm. The last one....ouch.

Btw, if you refer to me as a girl, I will reach through my computer screen and backhand you through the internet.

[lack43]

@FiveStarsPerShoulder lol, that would be so cool if we could actually go into screens.

[FiveStarsPerShoulder]

@lack43 Indeed it would. I recognize your profile picture from espin. You were on my friend's list.

[RahRahRicky]

what do i look for in a guy? i look for you Chris... yes.... you! ;) ha!

[cHiLdOfZiOn06]

I want a man who will take me to the circus.

[carolinegraaacehsock]

Crabstickzzz!

[bazookoidben]

What do I look for? I look for Crabstickz, failing that, a pulse.

[ellysrazzledazzle]

My man must be swift as the coursing river, have all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, and mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

[lack43]

@ellysrazzledazzle lol, with those expectations, you are not going to have a man.

[RewindToTheBeginning]

Great hair, intelligent, never backs down from a fight, loves bow ties and traveling, is 900 years old...oh wait...now I'm just describing the Doctor.

[JacobMorris18]

Vacuum cleaner for a mouth.

[lack43]

@JacobMorris18 have you ever tried kissing a hoover? (its not great)

[JacobMorris18]

@lack43 I wouldn't let her near my waist-up.

[Baks9]

I want a mute girlfriend who has no legs.

so she cant run away. >=]

[sacredgeometry]

love I guess.

[kateyotcha]

man with your face and obama's body x

[llinihwful]

hmm... has to have a penis, a pulse and... erm... thats basically it. :)

[lack43]

@llinihwful i think you will be able to find that in a donkey.

[llinihwful]

@lack43 hmm... true, but I'd prefer a stallion tbh

[J3551C4xM4R13]

I need a man with a penis. After watching the movie Teeth, I'm afraid some men may not have one.