YO MAMA JOKES 3

[roobs805]

yo mama is so harry that she hase ofros on her niples

[MatervsKabuto27410]

YO MAMA SO STUBID she thout seaweed was something that fish smoke

[lukeobrien2011]

when your moma falls on her nee grave poors out

[jlarimer91]

hell ya these are kick ass]

[thekiller199945]

Under Chuck Noriss beard is a 3ed fist

[prettyswagable]

Yo mama so ugly her mother said to her husband "DAMN I SHOULD OF JUST GAVE YOU HEAD"

[greghasafro]

yo daddy so drunk he came home and told your mom was pretty

thats two jokes

[mmofps101]

yo mama so ugly her hair looks like choobaka wiped his ass on her head!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) xD

[brittneyelizibeth]

yo mamas so fat she went to canadas wering a orange shrit and a little boy said to his mom mom i thought there was only one behemeth:) (lol)

[thefancolector]

your mom is so stupid she stuffed a battery up her ass and said i got the power

[lenege4]

yo mama so stupid she frowed a rock to the flor and missed hehe XD

[zainowow2000]

yo mama so fat the last time she saw 902010 is on the scale

[SuperWoodsballer]

yo moma so fat it scared the crap out of the toilet

[demonboy244]

Yo mama so ugly she gives fredy

Cooger nightmares

[TacticalNuke321]

yo mamma so fat peaple thought her tit was mt. everest.

[MrFoofy]

yo mom is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn

[TheLolz03]

yo mama so fat she fell and made the grand canyon

[alexis4324]

Your mom is so fat she broke the stair way to heven

[alexis4324]

Your mom is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

[joz3adipro]

yo mamma is so old that when she was in school there was no history class

[XClubbraxal44]

Yo momma so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch!

[560halo]

te hee

[BOTDF36]

Your momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and she starved herself!

[blazeknight123]

Yo mamma so fat, even Neil Armstrong could see her from space

[MsMomo123456]

Yo mama so green she look like a pickle

[MrSevenBro11]

yo mom so fat she looks up cheat codes for wii fit

[HurricaneJennifer876]

yo momma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest the judges sorry no perffionals aloud

[balledbayn]

you mumma so stupid she went to bankok to get a tie fighter :p

[balledbayn]

you mumma so fat jabba-the-hut said DDAANNMMM

[Marocass6]

"yo momma is so old, that she sat behind Jesus in 1st grade" hahahaha just killed me xD

[ThenextNGT]

Yo mama's like a christmas tree, everyone hangs they're balls on her

[Mrfisteration]

Yo mama is so fat, she alters gravity.

[queenjai813]

yo mama so fat her favorite snack is peanuts

an orgininal Q.J.L joke

[hazardous1997]

yo mama is so fat , she dont care what she eats , as long as she eats shes ok ....

[hazardous1997]

@hazardous1997 yo mama is so fat , you can see her on the map

[dedinhas1]

YO Mama is so dumb, that when she saw a microwave for the first time, she thought that it was a TV with a door... YEAH!!

[XardoW]

Yo mama so unbelivable she took a powerplant to the balls and still managed to pragnate your dad.

[bonelesswing182]

Yo mama so ghetto, she buys used food

[pivot1nerf2starwars3]

yo mama is so fat she plays golf with the planets

its my own

[demigreymon]

yo mama so horny

, she made out with peanut from jeff dunham

[MultiDisaster123]

you mama is so fat when a bus crashed into her she sed who threww thhat pebble at me

[MultiDisaster123]

yo mamma is so fat when she walked down the street ppl started yelling TAXI



[bigjellybean12]

yo mama so skiny when someone tried to shoot at her the bullet turned around and said i cant find her

[k9unit2]

Yo momma so stupid she stared at a orange juice box for 2 days cuz it said concentrate

[mexican4life419]

yo mama so stupid she said to the cop oh did you bring my twix

[2stepfromhell]

1) yo momma so dumb when she put paper on the tv she call it paperview. 2)your momma so old that her birth certificate said expires.3) yo momma so fat i took a picture of her on christmas and it's still printing. 4)Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.5)Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.6)Yo momma so fat she broke your family tree.7)Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran away.

[EdeLovesGerrard]

LOLLLLLLL

[pfeagles11]

yo momma so dumb, she put a quarter in a parking meter and asked the cop when the gumball was gonna come out

[spacedeserter]

yo mama so fat, her worst nightmare is NO MORE TWINKIES!!!

[bribricrazyable]

yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar hala subcribe to short stack and me bribricrazyable

[imepicnurnot]

yo mamas so fat she sat on the toilet started sing her abc's n the toliet started singing abcdefg get ur big fat ass off of me

[TheTrouble2]

yo mama soo dumb that when goes to a matress store, she sleeps on the ground over morning

[TheTrouble2]

yo mamas so skinny, she could hoolihoop with a CHEERIO

[legodude484]

yo mamas like the zoo big smelly and free on tuesdays

[joeyvaloey]

ya mom like game stop power to the people

ya mom like a library open to the public

[cookierox999]

you mama so stupid she had you

[shotgunshells64]

yo mama so fat when she went to take a bath the water jumped out and said u first

[AveryakaBecky]

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell TAXI!

[1rubbernuts1]

your momma soooo old she got powdered milk n her titties and she farts cobwebs

[1rubbernuts1]

yo momma sooo fat she got gravy for blood

[1rubbernuts1]

yo momma got snakeskin teeth !

[llllcod6mw2jjjj]

Chuk Norris is so tuff when he does push ups hes actually pushing the earth away from him!!:)

[TehVoltage24]

Yo mama so scary even godzilla scared of her

[TehVoltage24]

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone

[TehVoltage24]

Yo mama so hairy, she makes chewbacca seem shaved

[TehVoltage24]

Yo mama so fat, when she wakes up every morning she rolls off both sides of the bed.

[MichaelJackson7852]

Nun+Chuck Norris=Nun chucks lol

[zMasonnnn]

Yo Mama so Fat, when she sat on the rainbow, skittles Came out....

[jntproductions1]

yo momma so fat when you were born, you got lost in one of her rolls and the doctor had to send in a search party

[Amirmalik231]

yo mama is so fat she rolled over 4 qurters and made a dollar

[zombipl0x]

Yo mammas so ugly the took a walk and the neighbors called animal controll

[gamemak0r]

Yo mamas so fat I saw her on the road and swerved to dodge her but I ran out of gas.

[deitylink4567]

Yo daddy/mama so ugly, scientist said: getlemen, we dont have the technology, we cant rebuild him/her

[deitylink4567]

YO DADDY SO GAY AND DUMB, HE SUCKED HIS DICK AND THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE ELSES! XD

Yo daddy so stupid he thought that there wasnt a difference bettween jupiter and stupider XD PWNED

[miked87fly]

Yo mamma soo dumb, she taped paper on a t.v and called it paper view!!

Yo mamma is soo ugly, even chuck noris was like dame!!!!

yo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the couch

yo mamma is so geto, when she breast feeds,, coollaid comes out!!

And now finally... yo mamm is so stupid.. she had YOU!!

[14animeluv]

Yo momma so fat even Naruto wouldn't believe it

Yo momma so old that she was God's babysitter

Yo momma so fat that when God said "Let there be light" she had to move

[layton2558]

yo mama is so ugly bob the bilder said we cant fix it

[majkel052198]

yo mama is so fat that when she stands on a scale it shows up her phone number

[jojohuck101]

yo momma is like a toilet she round she white she hard and she smells like poo

and yo daddy is like cement it takes him 2 days to get hard yo momma is so stupid she married yo daddy

just saying

[jojohuck101]

yo momma is stupid she sat on the tv to watch the couch

yo momma is so fat it took me a train a bus an plane a car an auto mobile to get to her good side

yo momma is so poor i walked in the front door of her house and fell out da back

yo momma is so poor i rang the doorbell to her house and she said "DING!"

[Aaron51801]

your mama is so dumb she....... tried to drown a fish

[Aaron51801]

yo mama is so ugly...... she dosent need to wear a mask on halloween



[MrJasonvoorhees101]

your mom is so ghetto when she breast feeds kolaid comes out oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo

[maddie123321able]

I LOVE his face on 2:19!!! "Hey hey jesus i have a crush on you! :D

[TheWolf119]

your mama so fat when she sits on a rainbow skittlez fall out

[45zenex]

yo momma so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

[iPhoneGirl8000]

awesome shirt where did you get it

[sweetcheeksz94]

yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow shirt i thot she wus a 1000000000 bus is it funny please comment

[HurricaneJennifer876]

yo mama so fat the toilet bursts when she sits on it!

[Epikpwnerrocks]

Yo moma is so white that when she went between 2 black people she thought they made and oreo.

x3

[dederrr]

yo mamma so dumb that she sat on the tv 2 watch the couch

yo mamma so dumb she tripped over a wireless telephone

yo mamma so dumb that when her kid loses a tooth she waits 4 the tooth fairy to come

[dederrr]

yo mamma so fat that she is the reason why people thought the earth was flat

[dederrr]

yo mamma so fat that the statue of liberty is her sister

[JKaylor51]

unlike rosa parks your mama loves it in the back of the bus

[ThenextNGT]

Mom: Hey jesus

Jesus: What?

Mom: i got a crush on u

Jesus: God leave me alone!

[sundropbabe1011]

yo momma soo fat that when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck..

[sundropbabe1011]

yo momma soo fat that when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids go by she said " stop tht twinkie"

[jessicool11777]

Yo Mama's so fat that when she fell in love....she broke it.

[xMagikReFLeCTz]

yo mamma so dumb she cant deside against ice cream or ice cream

[TheSantaclaus101]

yo momas so fat that when she stood on a scale it said to be continued

[MrRuudi123]

yo mama so ugly when she throws a bomerang it does not return

[MaximusxComedy]

you head is so bald your so daMN UGLY :d pownage!! ;]

[nodmac87]

yo mamas so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices

[jasonCSQ99]

yo mama so fat she comes from both sides of the family

[acebl00dpwnage]

yo mama is so fat i ran around her twice and got lost

[italianstallion1325]

yo mammas so fat, not even dora can explore her.

[zappinbitches123]

wutts tha name of dat song?

[Sureshotgirly]

Yo mamas so fat she saw a yellow school bus with white kids in it and yelled "TWINKIE"

[pikmin1231]

Your mamas so fat she sat on an iphone and it turned into an ipad

[2kill2take]

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the the tv to watch the couch

[kellbros2]

yo momma is so stupid, she blew into an envolope with a blowhorn ton send a voicemail.

[Megalover301]

Yo momma so stupid that she called her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police and said "I looked in my butt but I can't find my crack"

[mmatthewmulligan]

yo mamma so fat that when she plays call of duty the person gets a 5 man kill streak

[Meeturehell2]

yo mama so ugly they turn off the security cameras when she enters the bank

[Gamer67ification]

yo mama so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet!!!

[petey371]

yo mama so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said "moving".

[petey371]

yo mama so fat tht when she ordered a water bed they put a blanket on the ocean

[jacobra72]

yo mama so fat when she jumped into the oshin with the whales they sung we are famliy

[Bioniclemaniac]

your mama is so fat when she auditioned for Indiana Jones, she got the part for the giant rolling ball

[MultiSoldier911]

Yo mama so damn she thought her tongue was a leech.

[Killer2Production]

yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

[Torbyz]

your head is like a bowling ball, shiny and blunt

[THENSINR8R]

your mama is so fat she sat in a bigfoot and made it a lowrider

[THENSINR8R]

your mama is so skinny when she wears biker shorts she has to wear a belt!

[metero1993]

Yo momma is so poor when she was kicking a can on the street her neighbor asked here what are you doing

and she said

"MOVING!"

[MrKiller7001]

yo mama so ugly she gets paid to keep her clothes on at the strip club

[bigglu718]

Yo mama so fat I kicked her in the stomach and pork chops was flying out her ass

[wantstoScooter]

yo mama so stupid that when she seen a yellow buss full of white boys she said

CHASE THAT TWINKIE

[themadz62]

YO mommy is so fat that when she went to the ocean side near the water the whales starting singing "we are family"!!!!!

[wantagepete]

yo momas so old she still owes jesus a dollar. yo momas like a scooter fun to ride but embarrassing if my friends catch me. yo momas so fat she cut herself and gravy came out . yo momas so fat i kicked her in the stomach and pork chops fell out her ass . lol :)

[K1llm4st3r619]

Yo mama so ugly when she went bungie jumping they tied the cord round her neck sted of her ankles.

cruel yet funny ^

Yo mama twice the man you are.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, but she couldnt get used to the front seat.

Yo mama so old she new Burger King while he was a prince.

Yo mama so ugly she gets less action than a white guy in the NBA.

Yo mama so ugly yo daddy brings her to work so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.

[kumatora0203]

your mamas teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when she smiles

[Theskateandsurf143]

@kumatora0203 thats good

[violetprincessgreen8]

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on the Ipod she made the Ipad.

Yo mama's so fat she uses a king sized matress as a tampon.

[CaptainEpik]

Yo mama's so fat, that when she walks by the T.V, I miss half of my show.

[vwiggins420]

Yo mama so fat a bus full of wight Kidz and she thought it was a twinky

[mhoodzz]

yo mama so fat Dumbledore asked her to guard Gryffindor tower.

yo mama so fat her Patronus is a cake! :D yeah they're harry potter jokes... what of it ?

[lem883]

yo mama so fat she fell in tha grand canyon and got stuck

[streetboy380]

yo mama is do fat that by the time she turn around its her birthday

[Dracoflamz]

Your mama is so fat when she sweats Crisco slides out

[Jason0461]

yo momma is so greasy her freckles slipped off

[TMStopmotion]

yo mamas been on more wieners then Heinz ketchup

[1999Leoman]

yo momma so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bunjey jumping lmfao!!!!!XD

[cooldude4122f]

YO MAMAS SO FAT DORA CANT EXPLORE HER

[cooldude4122f]

YO MAMAS SO FAT NATION WIDE CANT GET ON HER SIDE

[TheJfcourtney]

a 9 year old boy an his mum went to the a zoo an there were 2 monkeys doing it an the kid gose to his mum an ses wot r thay doing the mum replyse there baking a cake the next day thay go to a bar an thers 2 peaple doing it an the kid gose up to his mum an ses wot r they doing mum replyse there baking a cake the next morning the kid ses to his mum i no u an dad backed a cake last night i lick the iceing of the sofa lol

[Alexseesafety]

there more chickens in this world than humans :D

[10thprestigelobby111]

i got 1 yo mamma so fate god couldnt lift her spirits

[campocantu]

I got 2, u momma so fat wen she sat on the toilet the toilet sang a b c d e f g get ur fat ass off of me and the other 1 is u momma so huge wen she went to tha beach a whale pop out and sang we r family even though ur bigger than me

[runwii1]

yo mama is so fat she be in the fornt and the backyard

[yusiefoodo555]

yo mama so stupid she got in a yo mama war with you

[slapyurmother]

chuck norris is so awesome he can make fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together

[slapyurmother]

yo mama so nasty she pours saltwater in her pants to keep her crabs fresh

[Deviant1137]

Your mama's so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way first.

[troymdowling]

Since Michael Jackson died they melted him down and made legos out of him so now kids can play with him

[troymdowling]

Yo mamas a lesbian

[lil0white0graffiti1]

yo mama is so stupid she put paper on the tv and watched paper veiw

[lil0white0graffiti1]

yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

[lil0white0graffiti1]

yo mama is so black she went to night school and they counted her absent

[randommaker120]

yo mama so fat she steped on a scale and her phone number popped up

[superstuism]

I love your Shrek impression. It was really good.

[EarthAlchemist1]

I no dis is an old video but yo mama is sooo fat dracula drank a drop of her blood and gained 20 pounds.

[taco32000]

Yo momma so fat, when she went tothe beach, a blue whale said to her, "we r family, even though ur fatter than me!"

[adamlambertlover3200]

yo mama so dumb i told it was chili outside and she went outside with a spoon

yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat beside everyone

yo mama so fat god said let their be light and she had to move out of the way

yo mama so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch



[adamlambertlover3200]

yo mama so dumb i told it was chili outside and she went outside with a spoon

yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat beside everyone

yo mama so fat god said let their be light and she had to move out of the way

[purplecracka]

Yo mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a stick of deodorant!

Yo mama is so old, when she farts dust flies out!

[danny99000l]

your moma is so fat that she uses cheats on wii fit

[bite1031]

your moms like this brick flat on each side in dirty in always getting laid bye mexichans

[dambrake2010]

yo mama is so stupid she plays got your nose with voldemort

[basultor4]

ur mom is like a microwave even a four year old can turn her on



[basultor4]

ur momas so retarded when she looled at herself in the mirror she thought that was her twin