Far Cry 2 - Healing Animations

[BronzeTurd]

Almost drown... break arm back into place.

Get caught in explosion... pull tooth out.

I love Ubisoft.

[pmckeown40]

*Gets shot in the face*

*Pulls tree out of his arm*

[gambaroi]

3:33 the real healing starts

[gambaroi]

1:32 no fucking way a real human can do that

[gambaroi]

0:37 that's bullshit!

[magnum13337]

Fuck disinfection.

[TheHCZI42]

Damn. Hardcore first aid right there. Too bad none of those are good ideas in real life, and more than half will cause more damage than already done.

[yoyo76568]

Skeletons: YOU CANT BREAK ME

[ZeroBrandon]

Ouch.

[PeTreTTyy]

1:30 That's some hardcore shit right there.

[armadica10]

Dr House goes to africa.

[MajorMcCheeseful]

i want to see him take an arrow out of his knee

[jungleman991]

*shot in the chest*

OUCH!

*puts finger in arm to relieve pain*

[Mr1234d]

Ok I love this game but there's a problem half the healing animetions would cause major bleeding the only ones that won't are the dislocations and fire healing animations

[08betterthenyer08]

trust me - im a doctor.

[zadrium]

@ 1:23 does he bite the bullet out of his arm? lolz

[TheDrakoPL]

@zadrium Nah, he grabs the bullet with his teeth and pulls it out.

[XxOLE88xX]

@TheDrakoPL Nah, he grabs the bullet with his eyelids and pulls it out :)

[Garrad3]

So how many of these could i actually do?

[Alelip1000]

Mmmuthafuckaaaa

[Starfalko]

Suffocating in water

I exstinguish the fire on me when i get up

[AgentPanda9]

the ending is good stuff

[MsPooja93]

2:09 ouch

[Limpy7765]

holy shit, this guy must have been high off his ass on morphine

[sauroman1]

How you get joint dislocations?

[PentagonBlack]

i;ve got enough morphine to kill a dozen bull elephants and a leatherman, LET'S FUCKING CONQUER AFRICA.

[hydroruster]

fine video

[cornermanproductions]

you: "i have a toothache..." *relocates arm* "all better"

[JakesterVideo]

How do you get the bandage one? I've never seen it in my playthrough of it.

[KumiOfficial]

*Shot in leg*

Damn That Hurts.

*Pulls out Tooth*

All Better.

[DownAbove99]

@KumiOfficial *fingers/arm effed up*

Ow

*pulls rod out of stomach*

Time to go killin'

[sorryorange3]

omg..

[hadoude3]

ahhhhhhhh

[shoopdawhooperful]

Wouldn't all these healing ways cause MAJOR damage to bones, tendons, and muscles? I mean, pushing a bullet through your arm isn't really very friendly to your forearm muscles.

[TheRealNici]

@shoopdawhooperful As long as you look badass while doing so, all is going to be fine!

[99spymaster]

MOTHERFUCKEEEER!



[changwoody921]

Chuck Norris style.

Never ever do this in real life.

[siechtum]

Yeah, stick a finger into the wound. This will make it better. *g*

The first time I saw this, playing the game...I was like "WTF"?

[albertjester]

RRRAAAAHHH!!!! I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!!!

[slamdunc099]

How did he get a nail stuck between his fingers?

[TEOKGaming]

Awesome animation, beautiful sound design. Great game.

[TEOKGaming]

2:08 I pissed my pants laughing there.

[teunieboy300]

2:07!

[Gizambica]

wich character did you picked???

[pkdirt98]

Hey.. when did this iron bar get in me?!

[bob13377]

FARCRY GUY DONT GIVE A FUCK

HIS ARMS ON FIRE, HE JUST BRUSHES THAT SHIT OFF

[plexyan734]

This is somehow very disturbing to watch...

[pozeraczkalu]

all fingers broke,yet no problem pulling the trigger :D

[Hepathos]

1:34 nopenopenope

[fursecu]

great video man, thank you for that

[DPpictures]

This man knows no pain. ಠ_ಠ

[mathew19721]

LOL! the ending! Oh and the healing animations are sick! e.e

[deepdark876]

What the..? Does this guy have like Congenital Analgia or something?

[TheGingerLow]

I love how just brushes the fire off himself with his hand

[onemanarmy98]

Why the funny ending

[Ogovin]

You know what pisses me off? When you play the game, the only melee weapon you have is a crappy machete (I know some people may like it, that's Ok, no hate), but when the guy wants to heal himself, suddenly he gets a brand new, sharp military knife just so that he can get a bullet out of his leg, because he was underwater for too long... But apart from that and blind enemies, the game is awesome.

[DarkNinja1223]

@Ogovin

I agree, but I thought of something. Maybe the knife is sanitized?

[Omgwtfcritz]

The ending LOL

[rapptimes226]

AHHHHH my arms on fire... Oh well ill just ill just tap it nicely and i don't even have a 1 degree burn. ;)

[KABOOM719]

so your running through the field with your legs and arms on fire?

[shotty18]

All of the shrapnel wounds are from explosions putting you into critical health

[Warfrae]

you would no be able to be combat effictive after any of these

[adam100115]

During the broken bones bit, here was my reactions.

1st: Ouch.

2nd ARRGH! What the HELL!?

3rd Argh..Ouch! Eww...

4th ARRRRGGHH!!?!? D:

5th Ehh.. Aint that bad.

6th Owwwww...

7th Gnnghhh! Ouch..

[adam100115]

1:14 Amazing, he pliers himself in healthy flesh and the bullet comes out the hole.

[Starpigs92]

1:32 i was like OHH WTF

[Skribduex]

You can jump in the water and almost drown yourself and come out with bullets in you.

[Macodocious19]

So what happens if he gets shot in the head?

[miumin07]

@Macodocious19 he pulls out glass from his leg

[nejinaji]

hes got the healing touch

[gings4ever]

wait, did I just see a FAT rebar pulled out?

[Killz0mbies]

@gings4ever Yeah, I pulled a fat piece of rebar out of my LEG after nearly drowning >.>

[Max27031992]

guy at the end, Tourettes much

[Diskjocky67]

2:40 is my favorite

[T0mmyboy100]

1:48

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU GET SHOT BY A GUN?

[mrcheesesmith]

Yo hold up, when my arm snapped like a twig and spent 9 weeks in a cast i find out now all i had to do was pop it back into place. gosh i feel like a sucker falling for all that medical mumbo jumbo the doctors told me :/

[jaagup117]

@mrcheesesmith that made me lol :D

[ThePainterkilla]

and they say GTA IV is violent.

[Youngbling76]

apart from dislocations, you don't wanna try none of that in real life because you could just bleed to death or die of infection from the wound.

[SuckItLily]

How come I never got to see any of those relocation moves he does with his fingers and other joints?

[DaGirlzGoCrazy]

wtf man, i wouldn't do half of these things.

[xAlmualimx]

HARDY!!!!!!

[monahy2]

3:19 usas-12 trum clip

[KilroyTheStrange]

3:26 he pulls his spine out... From his rib cage. This guy is seriously messed up. Medically. Well, and mentally if he doesn't try to avoid these situations.

[jjja494]

@KilroyTheStrange No, that looked and sounded like rebar.

[KilroyTheStrange]

3:26 he pulls his spine out... From his rib cage.

[SuckItLily]

@KilroyTheStrange

A) That's a metal rod.

B) If you ever have one stuck in your stomach the last thing you want to do is pull it out -> major bleedage.

[KilroyTheStrange]

Look, its the most unrealistic ways to heal EEEVVVAR. If I could do all this painlessly anytime, I'd be alive forever.

[zach99999999999999]

2 people tried the one at 1:34

[JesusSandal]

Protagonist: WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME, MAKE ME STRONGER! SO I CAN KILL MORE OF YOU PEOPLE!

Others people: D:

[bullet4431]

@JesusSandal lol thts funny i was playin farcry earlier and i said just tht

[Italianchef26]

That one a 1:34 it's sick!!!!

[Italianchef26]

He's Chuck Norris

[marocks59]

i would cry like a bitch on all of these :/

[TheRedHawk422]

@marocks59 Who wouldn't is a better question. I mean, they all look pretty painful.

[Samaugsch]

@marocks59 Even the first one?

[marocks59]

@Samaugsch You mean that one when he has a bullet wound through his arm, wraps it in bandages that he carries with him through the jungle and rivers, and then continue to be in a gun fight? yes, yes i would.

[Samaugsch]

@marocks59 Lol it didn't even occur to me that he didn't even take the bullet out. Good point. :P

[iiBeTrollin47]

Once during multiplayer I almost drowned and when I went to heal myself I pulled a giant shard of glass out of my leg. WTF?

[bloodvein3]

this guy sure is a bad ass if he doesnt scream during any of this LOL

[0Umbrakinetic0]

Works if you have an extra 5 or 6 liters of blood.

[kennedy072]

chuck norris is always related to far cry

[vuur150]

that is so hot

[mms68937]

Too bad this guy got a infection 2 weeks later.....And died

[nejinaji]

now this is first aid

[99raudi]

how can he take a bullet out of his leg using a knife without scream???

[ChatterboxZombie1]

Ubisoft employee #1: "Guys we need something to make the sound for bones cracking back in place"

Ubisoft employee #2: "Hey anyone want some Doritos?"

[BurnedToast00]

@ChatterboxZombie1 More like:

Ubisoft employee #3: yhea give me! But the sound mhhhh...*walks on snow*

Ubisfot employee # 4 HAI GUYZ I TINKS I KNUW SOMETHIN!

[kamilfreeman]

in a world of Far Cry 2 pulling out a metal rod out of your chest regains you 25% of your health

[jesselesnik9]

Hospitals are for pussies!

[guillimaki]

0:37 POP! lol

[TheRealNici]

you should get this game just for these animations, they're so painful to watch but awesome :D

[34sesamestreet]

last bit..... :O potty mouth

[34sesamestreet]

i hate the CRUNCH sound when he relocates

[34sesamestreet]

1:15

is the worst he completley misses the wound

[jimmydee85]

Seriously, this dude is having a bad fkn day..!

[mchammatime]

Who else thinks of the song bleed it out when they watch this?

[freyafanboy]

I winced yet laughed so hard while watching this, I was expecting some grunts maybe, a little heavy breathing perhaps? But this guy....HOLY SHEEZNIT, this guy has gotta be related to Chuck Norris or something to not even GRUNT while healing himself in some of these ways.

[Roki10100]

i am too manly for a tooth! *toothless forever*

[Roki10100]

2:42 assassins creed no more

[falloutmaniacCZ]

2:19 hehe :D

[spigotsandcogs]

Once my boat blew up and I flew into the water. When I crawled out of the water I patted out fire. WTF?!?!?!

[MilanKorr91]

@SmaIIfry For the most part, the animations are based on what happened to you, but occasionally it screws up.

[xXGoldenFishXx360]

thats a man!!!

[iceprinc312]

ouch this guy has some balls

[kyle45887]

child: dad i jammed my finger

Dad:let me fix that

*grabs finger and rips it off*

dad:i learned that from far cry 2

[waaazapwnz]

9:43 ...........Ahhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhh­yyyyyy!!!!! Dear God that would HURT!!!

[gokulauri]

Those cracks were nasty

[jeffvandeven]

Painless bastard!!

[Brickstudios12]

This makes wonder... the character you play as, is she/he somehow related to Chucknorris?

[Rincewind211]

REAL men don't need doctors.

[TangleFoot56]

why did he pull out his tooth

[Sdocker100]

2:45 Oh shit !!!!!!!!!

[Deltasquad765]

okay what the fuck was that flare thing you shoved into his arm in 0:08 ?

[claygolem200]

@Deltasquad765 It stops the wound from bleeding and kills off any dead scaring, helps the wound heal properly, its an old english method i think

[Deltasquad765]

@claygolem200 ahhhhh i always wondered what the hell he did i thought he just shoved a flare up into his arm but thanks for telling i never knew about that trick

[burningfajitasalt]

I was too long underwater, better break my fingers

[suzyq314]

0:35 ouchies!!!!!!

[gigagigot2]

Best video. The other one have shitty musics. Thank you !

[retardedcombine001]

how is this dude still alive

[phuturephunk]

I got about 2 minutes in and I had to stop. Sweet Jesus. The popping sound....

[TehManBEarPiG]

is it normal to suddenly WANT to get shot at, break bones, suffer from shrapnel impalement, get lit on fire, etc. and attempt this?

[johill32]

To all those who don't understand why he pulls a tooth out or has something in him. The player is trying to heal himself due to impact of some kind and debris.

[Kapetozzo]

he's so badass he can twist all his bones at once while removing metal and bullets from his body whithout even screaming

[empty5013]

Lmao the rebar oh my god.

[tauwilltriumph]

2:15 I thought that grass was a knife for a second and almost shit myself

[TehManBEarPiG]

@tauwilltriumph blades of grass, literally

[tauwilltriumph]

@TehManBEarPiG oh you

[reachfanatic1234]

1 person tried to snap his hand back to normal

[reachfanatic1234]

1 person in real life though this would work

[ImJustALittlePerson]

How does the character keep quiet while doing this? And the ending was random

"The fuckin shit? for fucks sake! FUCK YOU! Ah mudder fucker! OOH COCK-SUCKA! DOH FUCK! SUNUVA WHORE! MUDDA-FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAH!!!!"

[etx749]

one person cant heal them self

[coner498]

i present to u chuck norris's cousin

[Mikidy]

Somehow running through a fire can make me have a nail in my hand, and getting shot can catch me on fire! I love this game though!

[Starfalko]

2:50 This one is a true winner. Not everyone can pull A FUCKING PIECE OF STEEL WIRE OUT OF HIS KNEE AND NOT SCREAM?

[TheGogDog]

Chuck norris is in far cry now... Sweet!

[prophetlu0ng]

alright guys im packing up my dads tool kit and going to somalia to be a merc now.

you guys stick to your 9-5 grind i'll be getting rich on diamonds. goodbye

[badasskari1988]

(gets shot in chest).IM DYING(yanks tooth out) ALL BETTER NOW

[DamienKruijdenberg]

0:34 that is the painfullest of all i think

[primkids666]

son of a whore! MOTHA FUCKAAAA

[34sesamestreet]

@primkids666 hipocrit

[DudeInTheDark]

the animations in this game are fucking awesome

[iSmokeCronicUshld2]

......this guy must like.....hammer his own balls when he gets up in the morning 0.0

[MultiUum]

00:34 He's poppin' it like a fuckin' pimple!

[dopiestwnk]

This guy must uuuuuugly.

[MusicDefinesAll]

YUM

[Lufios]

1:33 Wtf just happened?

[scallywag86]

"Hmm...I appear to have contracted a venereal disease...let me just pull this rebar out of my lower torso...whaddya know? I`m cured!"

[thespartan95]

what did you do with the second heal

[midgetman010]

@thespartan95 he cauterized the wound

[thespartan95]

im surprised he hasent died from infection yet

[BlinkingBulbStudios]

@thespartan95 Well, technically, he does have malaria.